0:00:10 > 0:00:15Thank you for not telling Mum. You can have anything you want.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I want you to spend Christmas with us.
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Except that.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Do you know Father Christmas's mobile?
0:00:20 > 0:00:22No, sorry.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Fine, then. I want you to take me to the cinema.
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- And I want popcorn.- That's it?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29You just want me to take you to the cinema?
0:00:29 > 0:00:30I miss you, Matt.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34OK, buddy, cinema and a popcorn.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36A big one, and a fizzy drink.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40You've got it. Remember, you can't tell Mum about Christmas.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Mm-mmf.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46So, the ginger snaps didn't work,
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Aunt Corey still hasn't un-cancelled the trip,
0:00:48 > 0:00:52so I have to be way more annoying.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55"Hi, I'm Eunice the elf.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57"What are you doing? What are you doing now?
0:00:57 > 0:01:00"Now? Now? Now? Now? What about now? Now? Now?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02"I'm Eunice the elf."
0:01:02 > 0:01:05They'll fly here just to rip her out of my hand.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Hey, Ethan, wanted to introduce you to someone.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Is it another girl?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Haven't you done enough already, bringing Penny into my life?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32RECORDER TOOTS
0:01:32 > 0:01:34"Hey, what are you up to, huh? What are you doing?"
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Ginger, can you put that monster down?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41I'm trying to learn this instrument and it's already enough of a pain.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42"Is that a recorder?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45"Oh, I can play the recorder, listen."
0:01:45 > 0:01:47SHE SCREECHES
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Ginger, can we talk later? I'm prepping for my next Robbie Live.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52"No, no, don't hang up, I have
0:01:52 > 0:01:54"so many more annoying things to say."
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- See ya.- No...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Right, come on.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01RECORDER TOOTS TUNELESSLY
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Ugh! This sounds worse than Ginger's monster. This is hopeless.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Last chance.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28So you're skipping Christmas, eh? Wish I could skip it.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30You didn't tell anyone, did you?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Not yet, but how bad do you want to keep Mum from finding out?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36HE GROANS
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Ethan, mate, are you seriously blackmailing me during Christmas?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43That's what you get for spending it with Tabitha's family.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46She'll probably break up with you in front of her nan.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I have a sousaphone. Get in.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Now I have to get in.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Erm...
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Argh!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58CRASHING AND HONKING
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Fine, Ethan, what do you want?
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I need cupcakes, red velvet with pink icing, dozens of them.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Like the one I made you for Penny's birthday? I thought you two...
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Just get me the cupcakes.- I'm not making dozens. I'll make one.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK, but put it in a nice box.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14No problem. Secret handshake?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Such a goblin.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Hard part done.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Now to play the beast.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45SOUSAPHONE HONKS TUNELESSLY
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Just a moment.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48IT HONKS
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I know what it is, I know what it is.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52This is heavy.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Sousa time.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58IT HONKS TUNELESSLY
0:03:59 > 0:04:00Argh!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I think I need a break.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06"What are you up to, Matty?
0:04:06 > 0:04:09"Cooking something you learned to cook out your cooking school
0:04:09 > 0:04:10"for people who cook?"
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- "How's Tabitha?" - Ginger, it's almost midnight.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18What is going on with you right now?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm mad you guys cancelled your trip.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'm trying to annoy you until you change your minds.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Ginger, that plan is awful.- Yeah, and it hasn't been working too well.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28OK, I need to go before you pick that doll up again.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30She might be in my nightmares tonight.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Wait, can I ask you for some advice? I'm having a bit of boy trouble.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36You're making it sound like you have a boyfriend.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Well, I do.- What?!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- "His name is Noah."- Argh!