0:00:02 > 0:00:03Breakfast.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Oh, breakfast!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12All you kids do is stare at your phones all day.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15I mean, Matt, whatever happened to you finding a job to support yourself at uni?
0:00:15 > 0:00:19I just don't see myself as a waiter or working in a shop.
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I'm more of an ideas man.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Ideas-Man, away!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Well, here's an idea - put your phone down and get a job.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28I've seen The Apprentice.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29I can come up with my own business.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Chris! Stop picking your nose!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Get your finger out of there.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38I'm a grown-up and I can pick my nose if I want.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42- And it's Christopher.- Well, Christopher, if you keep on,
0:00:42 > 0:00:44you'll put chickenpox in your nose.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Is that what you want?
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Why don't you come in and stop me?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49We've been through this.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52None of the rest of us have had chickenpox and we don't want it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54You need to stay in your room.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Then, I guess I'll keep picking.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00La-la-la. How did you find out, anyway?
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Erm...
0:01:01 > 0:01:03A mother knows things.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07As our metabolisms slow down, our psychic powers increase.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11It is known as the motherhood trade-off.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Ginger, got you something.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15The new Shadow Trappers book.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Wow! You really do know everything.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24OK, what's going on?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26You're never this good.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Meet Teddy-Cam.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Corey! You're spying on them.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Things are super-weird right now, Dad.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Aunt Corey's psychic powers have gone from good to amazeballs.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Please tell me you didn't put a camera in our kitchen.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11No, it's a teddy bear.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It just happens to have a camera inside it.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Turns out I'm great with computers.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Watch.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Oh.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Anyway, none of these kids are talking to me.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24They've all got their little faces buried in their phones.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Chris is a little grown-up, Ginger has boys over,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I have no idea what's going on, and
0:02:30 > 0:02:32one of my beers went missing.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34What?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- Are you saying one of the kids took it?- Yeah.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I still don't know who took my beer,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43but I found out so many other interesting things.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Chris's chickenpox, Ginger finished her book.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49And did you know that Robin doesn't like cheesecake any more?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50It's just one camera.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53It's just two cameras.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Try it. See how you feel.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58This is the worst thing you have done, ever.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05This is the most amazing thing you have done, ever.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I thought this would be easier.
0:03:18 > 0:03:23Maybe if I eat the sandwich, I'll be able to concentrate.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Don't tell me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43There's something different.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Do you like my suit? I'm going flying today.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Call me Gin-vincible.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Ha.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- No.- Robbie said it will work.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54- Come watch.- Can't.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55I'm busy working on this.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Can Gin-vincible save us from the evil in the garden?
0:04:03 > 0:04:07It prowls at night, strikes fear in the hearts of man.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The supervillain known as Neighbour's Cat.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ginger, no!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20GINGER SCREAMS
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Rebel Alliance meeting, now.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Crisis averted.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36So lucky I got to Ginger in time.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It wasn't luck, it was Teddy-Cam.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Imagine they plan something really dangerous
0:04:40 > 0:04:41and we don't hear about it.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44That's why we need this.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45A talking toilet seat.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47What? No, I bought that yesterday.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49I fell in twice last week.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51No, I meant these.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52More cameras?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57We have a problem. First, Mum finds out
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I don't like cheesecake any more.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02And Dad turns up seconds before Ginger takes flight.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Question - how do they know so much?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Answer...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- We have a mole. - Could be a shrew - equally common.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14No, not that kind of mole, the undercover kind.
0:05:14 > 0:05:15One of you...
0:05:16 > 0:05:18..are a spy reporting back to Mum and Dad.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, really?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- No.- They didn't.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24- It could just be a coincidence. - That's something a mole would say.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'm not the mole! Maybe you are.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28How can I be the mole if I'm the one who found out we had a mole?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30A good plan to take us off track.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Well, I wouldn't trust any of you. - So none of us trust any of us.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45So it's been like this for two days.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Ethan, Robbie and I are going crazy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I miss the way things used to be.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53This is so much better than it used to be.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Now we can truly understand our children.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11There's a hole in my trainers!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Time to go to work.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Hole in your shoe? How about a girls' day?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19We can get new trainers, hang out, talk.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Talk? I don't talk.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Why would I talk? That's not something I would do.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Why did Mum want a girls' day out?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32So she can have an update from her mole?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No, because I'm not the mole!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Then why didn't you say yes if you've got nothing to hide?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Because, I don't know, I didn't say yes because...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43She'll want to talk about feelings and stuff.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44She's always doing that. You know how she is.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47What do you think she means?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49That you always talk about feelings and stuff.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50It wasn't laden with subtext.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55But I always thought that was a nice thing,
0:06:55 > 0:06:58that Ginger and I had a special bond.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Our bond is so special.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02You're totes imagining this.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06SHE SCREAMS
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, well, now she's definitely going to be in that book
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I'm going to write about parenting.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12What? I'm not writing it now.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Guys, come here a sec. I was trying to think of a business and I kept
0:07:19 > 0:07:23thinking about food. And then I realised the idea is food.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Feel free to applaud.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29No? It will come.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You're really into this.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Maybe too into this.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34It's suspicious.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39You'll never break me.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- GERMAN ACCENT:- If you won't talk to me,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44then perhaps you will talk
0:07:44 > 0:07:47to my friend, Flopsy.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Spill it! You've been telling Mum and Dad our secrets, haven't you?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55What? I don't care about your secrets.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56And why would I tell Mum and Dad?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I've been busy. Check these out.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Welcome to the future.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04An awe-inspiring combination of bacon and cookie.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07The ba-cookie, or the pig-scuit.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I'm still figuring it out. A little taste of heaven.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17THEY RETCH
0:08:19 > 0:08:21What? They have to taste good.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I've already picked out my first yacht. It has a helipad.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The bacon's not even cooked.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Good feedback. I need flame, to flame-cook the bacon.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Flame-cooking's big right now.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33They all flame - Heston, Jamie, Gordon.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34All about the flames.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Just putting out the flames...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43..of a fire that's non-existent.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Shouldn't you guys be getting dry?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Why are we here?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56This is the only place we're safe.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Anyone noticed that new teddy in the kitchen?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Looks like the kind that parents use to spy on nannies.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Mum tried to put out a fire that didn't exist.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07She knew way too soon for any mole.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Wait, you don't mean they're spying on us?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yeah. They're watching our every move.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14That's so dishonest.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Don't worry, I've got a plan.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21This app that connects our cameras to our phone is the best.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Totally. But my eyes ache.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26And my back aches. I think I've got scurvy.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Scurvy. Yeah.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32About that thing that Ginger said.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Are you still thinking about that?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Look, maybe it's a sign that we need to stop.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Has any more of your beer gone missing?- No.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43But we still haven't found the spoon thief.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I haven't seen a spoon in days.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Matt has been using a crayon to stir his cookie dough.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Yeah, but spoons are basically like socks -
0:09:51 > 0:09:52they lose themselves.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Please tell me you brought a map.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58You sure you want to stop?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01MATT FARTS
0:10:01 > 0:10:03HE LAUGHS
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Scratch that! This is brilliant.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14'Ginger, we have to find all their cameras.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15'How's the garden looking?'
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Hey, hey!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24- What are you up to?- Oh, nothing, just hanging, picking daisies.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Looking at this plant pot.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31It's a good one. Nice piece of tinnery.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- What are you doing? - Oh, just hanging, like you.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I don't want to talk about feelings or anything, I'm chill.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Probably just look at the bees.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50That's nice.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Man, not going to work.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Too much bacon grease.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06RINGING
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Ginger! Ginger, your dad's calling.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Hey, Uncle David. Sorry, I don't know where Ginger is.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Do you want me to find her?
0:11:18 > 0:11:20'No, that's all right, Matt. I'll catch up with her later.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21'How are you?'
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Actually, can I pick your brain about something?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can't talk to anyone here.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43No luck doing Garden-Cam.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Aunt Corey interrupted.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Dad interrupted me in the hallway as well.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49I have a way to get rid of them.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54You've...
0:11:54 > 0:11:55You've got a piece of...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You've missed a bit.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01- Oh.- Yeah.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Just...
0:12:09 > 0:12:10That's it.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Wait, zoom in on Garden-Cam.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17I'm off for a swim.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Lala-la-lala.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22I'm off for a swim. Me by myself.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- I'm off for a swim.- Swim?
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Is he going to the pond?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Right, we've got them out the way.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51But we need to act fast.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Ginger would love this.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12It's both impressive and creepy.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Right, now all their cameras can see are empty rooms.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18So it's time for stage two.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21They're watching us?
0:13:24 > 0:13:25We'll watch them.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27YELLING AND SPLASHING
0:13:27 > 0:13:29That'll be Mum and Dad. Time to move.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Well, if he's not at the pond, then where is he?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Switch to cushion-cam.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Look, he's there.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Are you sure we saw him outside?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44We have had an awful lot of sugar.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Yeah, I'm sure.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Right, where are the kids? This is probably one of their pranks.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I bet they're in their secret room. We need to get a camera in there.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Now, that is going too far.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Is it? Or is it chapter five of my book on observational parenting?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Subheading - The Parenting Gets Real.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06So let me get this right.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09The plan is I distract the kids for 15 minutes?
0:14:09 > 0:14:15Minimum. Then I can break into their secret room and plant mini-Bob.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, I'm still not sure about this.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21I am. I didn't take almost one full aerial silk class for nothing.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Behold, the Dancing Mantis.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Oh, no!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Awesome. Check it out.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Why's Mum dressed like that?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Well, if you'll be quiet, we'll find out.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I'm not sure Ginger likes me any more.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Acting chill didn't help.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Do you want to talk about it?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44No, we've got things to do.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Aunt Corey thinks I don't like her, but I do like her a lot.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I have to tell her that I like her
0:14:52 > 0:14:56without letting on that I know that she thinks I don't like her.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Hey, I was just coming to get you guys.
0:14:59 > 0:15:05We need to have a family meeting about something really urgent.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Yeah?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Wait, we're having a meeting about the toilet seat?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Corey's already fallen in twice.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Fine, we'll start with Robbie.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Think back to your last wee.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23What exactly happened?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25And you can be as detailed as you like.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Aerial silk and...
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Oh, no!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00And then I flushed.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Well, it's quite possible we may never get to the bottom of this,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05but, hey, it's only a toilet seat.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, then I'm out of here.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15How am I meant to fix things with Ginger if this stupid Gnome-Cam
0:16:15 > 0:16:16isn't working?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh, wait, there it goes.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20We are live in the secret room.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Oh, sweet.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23They're not there.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Mm. They've been so elusive lately.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Let's try Hallway-Cam.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Maybe Plant-Pot-Cam.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37Hmm.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42They're not doing anything.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49No!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Sorry. Not a good one.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Hang on.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Who's that?- Bob, there's a stranger in our garden.
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Next.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05That'll be £1.50, please.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Let me wrap one of these bad boys up.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Here you are. Oh, complimentary crayon.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Next!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Matt, there's a weirdo outside your window.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Relax! There's loads of weirdos outside my window.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Sorry, not you, you're cool.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23What are all these people doing here?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Buying pig-scuits. Told you I'm an ideas man.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Yeah, but running a business out of your bedroom window is not legal.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Maybe you'll feel different if you try one.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Well, I will try one, because, well, I love bacon and cookies,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39and the combination of the two is probably magical.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41But you are still in big trouble.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44- How did you know, anyway? - Yeah, Aunt Corey, how did you know?
0:17:47 > 0:17:48A mum knows things.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Seriously? You're still going with the whole motherhood trade-off line?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Well, you all came, too. How did you know?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59It's... It's cos I'm Australian and Australians just know things.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's called the Australian trade-off.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11I can't believe her. She's so stubborn.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Why can't she just admit...?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Wait.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16That gnome.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18No way.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Whoa! Why are you hurting that gnome?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26What did it ever do to you?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Have you ever seen it before?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Don't tell me they've put a camera in here.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32It's called the secret room for a reason.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Is there anything sacred any more?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36We're ending this now.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Fetch crayons.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43Corey, we've gone too far.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I thought this was observational parenting, but it's not, is it?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47We've just been spying.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Hey, at least we've learned something.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Yeah, we can trust them.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Let's get the cameras down.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57I'm just happy we've figured this out before they found out.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Or did we?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13What have you got to say for yourselves?
0:19:17 > 0:19:20What have you got to say for yourselves?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22We're really sorry and it won't happen again?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Are these all the cameras?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25- Yes.- Promise.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Are you sure?- I HAVE got one in my boot for emergencies.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30I'm holding onto one for sentimental reasons.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Hand them over.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37What have you guys learned?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- It'll never happen again. - Don't get caught.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Really? Here's what you should have learned.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46If you want to know what's going on with us, just ask.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Do you want this place to feel like a prison?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50No, you don't.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51You want us to feel at home.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- You're not monsters.- It'll never happen again.- I'm so sorry.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- Aunt Corey.- Yeah?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I like our talks.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07What I say to the boys is what I say to the boys.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- It's different.- Me too.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14Me and my mum used to have the best talks and, until you came along,
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I never thought I'd have them again.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Oh.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24OK, well, in the spirit of girlie talks, why did you spy on us?
0:20:24 > 0:20:28One of my beers went missing, one I was saving for a special occasion.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Aunt Corey, you drank it.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I saw you.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35SHE SNORES
0:20:41 > 0:20:43I'm a sleep drinker?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I wonder what else I do in my sleep.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05I can't believe I proved myself to be the world's best entrepreneur
0:21:05 > 0:21:06and I have to stop.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Just cos it's illegal.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- How much did you get?- Like, £26.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- That's loads.- I know. I can taste the helipad.
0:21:14 > 0:21:19Well, I'm kind of glad you're not doing it any more, because,
0:21:19 > 0:21:24say you did go to one of them unis that's far away, we wouldn't get to,
0:21:24 > 0:21:27you know... I mean, I'm sure you'll get into one that is closer,
0:21:27 > 0:21:28cos you're really smart, but...
0:21:28 > 0:21:32But, just in case, you're right.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34For the rest of the summer, it's all about us.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Cool.