0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flaying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super-cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick, that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super-zeroes with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:24# Sidekick, Sidekick, what an awesome gig
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superheroes
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick. #
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Heh-heh-heh-heh.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03PIG SQUEALS
0:01:07 > 0:01:09All right! Yay!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17No! Whoa!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Go away! Vamoose! Get out, everyone!
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Eric, I do not want to go through this every time I want to talk.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, you just want to talk?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I thought you wanted me to do some sidekick stuff,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32like cleaning up or something.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Cleaning up is what I want to talk to you about.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37HE SCREAMS
0:01:43 > 0:01:45The lair is a mess since Maxum Man disappeared.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47So get with the cleaning already!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50The dust bunnies are starting to multiply.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Wait a sec, billionaire superheroes never clean things themselves.
0:01:58 > 0:02:03So, he must have someone do it for him. Heh-heh-heh.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09No, no, no, no, no.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11A-ha!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- What do you want?- M-M-M-Man Maid?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20I'm Maxum Man's sidekick. You used to clean his lair, right?
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- Do you think you could...- Aargh!
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Maxum Man asks me to clean after last time? Aargh!
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I guess not.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What's his problem?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35His furious anger is due to the fact that he had to clean up after
0:02:35 > 0:02:40Maxum Man's legendary battle with Enzyme-Ellis the Salivator-nator.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45It was a great big mess and Maxum Man didn't leave a tip.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Since then, Man Maid and Maxum Man have been arch enemies.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Now get cleaning!
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Eric! My hamster, no...
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- HE SOBS - Apple pie with a...!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Trevor, get a hold of yourself.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08Captain Bicep Deathwish is missing and all he left was this note.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10THEY SNIFF
0:03:12 > 0:03:18- That's hamster poop.- It's not just poop, it's how he says I love you...
0:03:18 > 0:03:19from his butt.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Argh!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Hmm, what's more important,
0:03:27 > 0:03:31cleaning the lair or helping your best pal when he's feeling down?
0:03:33 > 0:03:38- Behold the Clone Ranger! - What's it do?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41It clones things, you know, like a ranger
0:03:41 > 0:03:45who's good at cloning things. Give me the poop, Trevor.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You know what, just dump it in here.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54One brand-new, furry, pooping hamster coming up.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Captain Bicep Deathwish! Yay!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04Maxum Man?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08FANFARE
0:04:08 > 0:04:10HE BABBLES
0:04:12 > 0:04:15He was smaller and fuzzier before.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Eric, have you... Aargh!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Circuits alive! What doing have you two done?- Well...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Don't bother, I've already computed it.- How did this happen?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30The dust, you ninny. Dust is 90% dried human skin.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Some DNA of Maxum Man must have got in the cloner.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I wonder how that happened.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40That should hold him,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43at least until we can figure out what to do with him.
0:04:46 > 0:04:52- I missed him so much.- You can play with him later.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Come on, we're late for school.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00# Going to do something sneaky And Eric's not going to see me
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# Cos he's already left the scene. #
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- HE BABBLES Pardon?- Erm, nothing.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Nothing at all.- Why is your backpack...
0:05:14 > 0:05:18It's full of learning, OK? Back off, man. Back off.
0:05:27 > 0:05:33So good of you to join us, Mr Needles. Really, it's so good.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Am I being sarcastic enough?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I was off saving the day with Maxum Man and here's my note.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40OK, I'll go sit down now.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44It's amazing how Maxum Man's signature changes on every note.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- That's so nobody can forge it. - Yes, of course. Very clever.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Come on, Eric.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Has anyone ever actually seen you and Maxum Man together?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57He was best man when Eric and I got married.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59MUSIC: HERE COMES THE BRIDE
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Dreams don't count, Kitty.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I just don't see how Maxum Man could pick you
0:06:04 > 0:06:06over someone amazing like me.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Something is definitely up and I'm going to find out what it is.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- I'm watching you. - I would like that.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21HE BABBLES
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We're together again, buddy.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- PHRRT! - Just like old times.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Riding you is so much easier now that you're big.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Yay!- Aargh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Whoa, boy!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45HE BURPS
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Bad Eric. Those apple slices
0:06:47 > 0:06:50were for Captain Bicep Maxum Deathwish Man.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55- You know he doesn't share. - You brought him to school?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Is that a trick question?- Since he's here, you can both help.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Vana doesn't believe I'm Maxum Man's sidekick.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06If she finds out the truth, that Maxum Man is missing, then...
0:07:06 > 0:07:12There'll be no more mansion, no more gadgets and no more hamster clones.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16I wish I could help you, but all I have is a gigantic hamster
0:07:16 > 0:07:20who looks almost exactly like Maxum Man and...
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ooh, I get it.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25PIG SQUEALS
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I don't know, man. She's going to kick my butt.
0:07:29 > 0:07:34- She got an A in butt-kicking class. - She's also got an A in pretty.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Just run up and be evil. I'll arrive with Maxum Man and save her.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44That'll prove I'm his sidekick. HE BABBLES
0:07:44 > 0:07:48So he'll just do what I say?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52As long as he gets his apple slices. Who loves apple slices?
0:07:52 > 0:07:57You love apple slices. OK, here I go.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Thinking evil thoughts, thinking evil thoughts...
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Give me all your, erm...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06make-up!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10I don't know who you are, but I got an A in butt-kicking.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11I was there!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15TREVOR GROANS
0:08:15 > 0:08:19That's our cue, let's go be hero and sidekick.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Don't worry, Vana, Maxum Man and I will save you!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25OK, then. Where is Maxum Man?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Hey, hamster head! I mean, Maxum Man!
0:08:32 > 0:08:37Someone is in distress here. I've got an apple slice.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47THEY GASP
0:08:47 > 0:08:50M-M-Man Maid?
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Can we talk about this?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I guess not.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59You, Sidekick, where is your filthy hero?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm going to clean your block.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Ooh!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Yah-yah-yah-yah!
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Yay!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Take that, maggot!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Oh.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Huh?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Why is Maxum Man fighting like a rodent?
0:09:33 > 0:09:37It's his new fighting technique, angry hamster style. It's genius!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- I will not be defeated! - Angry hamster style, my butt.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- He's not the real Maxum Man. - No battle, need help.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I've got to do something.
0:09:51 > 0:09:57He's the closest thing I've got and he needs me. Stop!
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Yay!
0:09:58 > 0:10:03I'm Maxum Man's sidekick and I won't let you... Aargh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05THEY MOAN
0:10:14 > 0:10:15THEY CHEER
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Erm, Maxum Man's got to go. There's lots more evil to stop.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22And apple slices to nibble.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You got away with it this time, Needles.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Next time, you might not be so lucky. I'm watching closely.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Good horsey. Good boy.