Maxum Mom

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0:14:02 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:14:08 > 0:14:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Now we rule the school

0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking supercool

0:14:14 > 0:14:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized superdreams

0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24# Just like superheroes

0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Just like superzeros

0:14:26 > 0:14:27# But only half as big

0:14:27 > 0:14:28# Sidekick! #

0:14:32 > 0:14:34SIREN WAILS

0:14:34 > 0:14:35ELECTRONIC BLEEPING

0:14:35 > 0:14:37ERIC SNORES

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Eric, wake up, red alert, let us go, go, go. Hmmm...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48How is it even possible for you to still be asleep?

0:14:48 > 0:14:49Ahh...

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Ah!

0:14:52 > 0:14:54CLANG! What's happening, huh?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Are we under attack by pizza monsters?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Worse, much, much worse.

0:14:58 > 0:15:00BOOM!

0:15:00 > 0:15:07I...am...Maxum...Mom!

0:15:07 > 0:15:11And I was wondering what my precious Maxy boy has planned for me?

0:15:11 > 0:15:15It is Super Mother's Day, after all, hah-ha!

0:15:17 > 0:15:21Oh, disgusting and it's filthy. Oh, shameful! Oh, dust bunnies...

0:15:21 > 0:15:25- Oh, this is a disaster. - Why? What's Super Mother's Day?

0:15:25 > 0:15:28It's like a regular Mother's Day, but with defeating evil

0:15:28 > 0:15:29and explosions.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Also, there's a brunch - you've never heard of it?

0:15:32 > 0:15:38Orphan, remember? I've never had a mother. Or a supermother. Or brunch.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Don't you know you're not supposed to be down in the lair

0:15:40 > 0:15:42without a warm sweater?!

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Ah-ha, thanks, Maxum Mom, but I don't need... Oof!

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Mmm-hmm-mmm...- A thousand sweaters?!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Aah!- Now, where's my son?

0:15:51 > 0:15:52It's been months.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55No letters, e-mails or notes written on the moon in laser vision.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- He's... He's...- Spit it out, kid.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02The half-life of my plutonium ticker's only five billion years.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06He's travelling back in time to avert a huge disaster.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08He won't be back until 15 minutes ago.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Always making me wait 15 minutes ago... Yeah, cos...

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Think of something.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15If she figures out he's missing, we're both cooked!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- You think of something for once! - Ah, he...

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Maxum Man usually eats lunch at...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24..the butterfly observatory.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28BUTTERFLIES SHRIEK

0:16:28 > 0:16:30CRASH!

0:16:30 > 0:16:36Gee, it looks like Maxum Man already left. That's too bad. Oh, well. Aah!

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Relax, sidekick.

0:16:37 > 0:16:42Once I introduce these bugs to Punchy and Loretta, ha-ha,

0:16:42 > 0:16:44it'll be insect puree.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46WHACK!

0:16:47 > 0:16:53- Wow, thanks!- Maxum Mom, is mom to everyone, junior, except evil.

0:16:53 > 0:16:58I punch evil in the neck! Now, where is my boy?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00HORNS BEEP

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Tell me again where we're headed? - To see your loving son, of course.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Trevor, you ready?

0:17:05 > 0:17:08- BLEEPING - Totally ready. What am I doing?

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Just listen for your cue.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Here we are, and there he is, Maxum Man.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18OVER RADIO: 'I said, Maxum Man!'

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Oh, right!

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Ahem... Hi, Mom!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Son!- No, wait!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28BRAKES SCREECH, CRASH!

0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Easy there, sidekick. - Wow, uh, thanks.

0:17:32 > 0:17:36It's kind of nice having you around. I seem to get hurt a lot less.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39You're my son's sidekick, so you're like family.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Family that could be replaced, but still...

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Now, time to see my boy!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46No! Incoming...

0:17:46 > 0:17:48'Abort, get out of there!'

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Um...

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Hi, Maxum Mom, don't get too close,

0:17:53 > 0:17:57I...might get mustard on you!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Hah-ha-ha! You'd never get that out!

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Yeah, I don't know what your game is, sidekick.

0:18:02 > 0:18:09Looks like I'm going to have to find my son by myself - Maxum Mom, away!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I lost Maxum Mom. She seemed really...

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Upset? Great job doing, Eric!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22Oh, I looked everywhere.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25All I wanted was for my only son -

0:18:25 > 0:18:29not counting the other four sons - to take me to brunch.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31SHE SOBS, TOOT!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Where could he be-e-e-e-e?!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36SMASH!

0:18:36 > 0:18:37SHE GROANS Oh, man.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41She's an awesome mom who deserves to have a Super-Super Mother's Day.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Isn't there anything we can do?

0:18:43 > 0:18:48There is one thing, but you are extremely not prepared for this.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52It's untested and dangerous, so let's do it!

0:18:52 > 0:18:55ELECTRONIC BLEEPING

0:18:55 > 0:18:58PULSING AND CRACKLING

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Whoa! Whoa!

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Oh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07It's a hard light hologram that let's you look

0:19:07 > 0:19:11and sound like Maxum Man for one hour, if we are lucky.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12So make it good!

0:19:12 > 0:19:17Ahem. I'm Maxum Man!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Boogers! Hee-hee!

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- SIREN WAILS - Alert!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Maxum Mom is using the Maxum Com. She's contacting...

0:19:24 > 0:19:25XOX!

0:19:25 > 0:19:28My son would never abandon me on Super Mother's Day,

0:19:28 > 0:19:31which means he's been captured by the best.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Well, I wouldn't say I was the...

0:19:33 > 0:19:36And since I don't have Ignominious Iguana's phone number,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38I'm calling you!

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Hi, Mom.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Ooh! CLANG!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Maxy! Oh-ho-ho, where have you been?

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Uh, worry not about where I've been, but rather where we're going -

0:19:48 > 0:19:52to Le Kapow - for brunch, Maxum Mom.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Uh, Mother, Mom.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Mommy.- Better late than never, you're off the hook, XOX.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01But remember, Mom is watching.

0:20:01 > 0:20:05As am I.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Le Kapow, hmmm.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10The perfect place for an ambush.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14And excellent crab cakes. Mwahahaha!

0:20:14 > 0:20:18Dad, can I drive the lawn mower to the store to get some snacks?

0:20:18 > 0:20:19BANG!

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Home about brunch instead?

0:20:21 > 0:20:27Yay! Bru-u-u-nch! Ah-ha-ha!

0:20:27 > 0:20:28What's brunch?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31CHICKEN CLUCKS

0:20:32 > 0:20:36I'm glad you could join us to witness Maxum Man's defeat.

0:20:36 > 0:20:42I mean, to eat eggs! Ha-ha, isn't it thrilling?

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Ha-ha-ha, I'm not sure how you knew we were going to be here,

0:20:45 > 0:20:48Mr Troublemeyer, but it's a pleasure to...

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Oops!

0:20:49 > 0:20:53- So clumsy today!- Sorry.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Oh, man. Trevor, lad...

0:20:55 > 0:21:00Trevor, boy, lad - could you help me with some...super...stuff?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Um...sure.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Lemme guess - you're really Eric

0:21:05 > 0:21:08and you're pretending to be Maxum Man to make Maxum Mom happy

0:21:08 > 0:21:11and have your first squishy, huggy, Super Mother's Day ever?

0:21:11 > 0:21:14- How did you figure that out? - I watch a lot of super soap operas.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17So, what can this thing do?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20'Booger!' CHICKEN CLUCKS

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Aah!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Awesome!

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- HE WHISTLES - Oops! I dropped my fork.

0:21:27 > 0:21:33One drop of my XOX-plosive compound and when Maxum Man sits down,

0:21:33 > 0:21:35kablooey! Mwahahaha!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39- Uh, Mr Troublemeyer?- Mm, yes?

0:21:39 > 0:21:41What's up with the maniacal laugh and the kablooey?

0:21:41 > 0:21:45- Something going on under there? - Uh....- We're back!

0:21:45 > 0:21:50Uh, zipper troubles. Ha, sorry, Mother... Mr Troublemeyer.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52SQUISH!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Prrrrbbbbbbb!

0:21:55 > 0:21:59- Ha-hah! Uh...excuse me? - Stop causing a fuss!

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Our first brunch together in ages and you're making it all exploding.

0:22:06 > 0:22:11- Mmm!- Oops! Dropped my fork again. Pardon moi.

0:22:11 > 0:22:16I hope you enjoy a large serving of brain sucker, Maxum Man!

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Oh, you used to be such a good boy.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Maybe you can spin the world back in time

0:22:20 > 0:22:25- to when you remembered to call me once in a while.- Yes, um, uh...

0:22:25 > 0:22:30- OK, let's eat, shall we? Hah-ha... - Yes, let's...do that!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32SNARLING Aah!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Aah!- Don't worry, Maxum Mom, I'll take care of it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oops, fork, dropped.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Gee whizz, Dad, we're going to have to tie a string to that thing.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Enough!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51I'll just build an antimatter cannon with shrimp forks

0:22:51 > 0:22:54and my portable thermal reactor.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59The brave superhero is flying into the evil cave lair of...

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Oh, come on, Mom, I'm 12!

0:23:02 > 0:23:08I mean, I'm Maxum Man's age, which is probably...more than that?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10- BANG! - Hee-hee-mwahahaha!

0:23:10 > 0:23:15At last, the day has come when I destroy Maxum Man!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18And try Le Kapow's fabulous crab cakes.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Master XOX? Aah!

0:23:20 > 0:23:24I mean, I'll stop you!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27Look out! Ooh-hoo! Ooh, that tickles! Ha-ha-ha!

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Oopsie, forgot to set it to destroy.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Now it burns! Owwie-ow! Ow, ow, ow!

0:23:35 > 0:23:39Aah! Aah! Owwie-ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow!

0:23:39 > 0:23:44Hey, where did Dad go? He always misses these awesome fights.

0:23:44 > 0:23:48Oh, no. The suit is fading. Time's up!

0:23:48 > 0:23:51Hey, that's my line!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Mwahahaha! - BOOM!

0:23:54 > 0:23:58What?! Nothing but a puny little sidekick?!

0:23:58 > 0:24:01What happened to Maxum Man?

0:24:01 > 0:24:05No-one talks to my son or his sidekick that way, but me,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07and possibly his father -

0:24:07 > 0:24:09though he's a bit of a pushover when it comes to this stuff.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11BOTH WAIL

0:24:11 > 0:24:17- But anyway, Punchy and Loretta, say hello to XOX!- Huh?

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- WHACK! - Aah!

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I can explain.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Maxum Man had to...stop an avalanche

0:24:23 > 0:24:26and I was hungry for crab cakes, so...

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Just zip it! I know a hologram when I see one, kid.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30- But I...- Dad?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Ah, don't sweat it, sidekick.

0:24:33 > 0:24:39You know, if I can't have my real son around on Super Mother's Day,

0:24:39 > 0:24:40you'll do just fine.

0:24:40 > 0:24:47- Dad?- Besides, this is just the kind of Super Mother's Day I love.

0:24:48 > 0:24:51- THUD! - Dad! I found your fork.

0:24:51 > 0:24:56Oh...great, son. Thanks. Oh!