Moustachesquatch

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:24# Just like superheroes

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Just like superzeros but only half as big!

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Poison ivy cream. Check. Poison oak cream. Check.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Poison cream cream. Check.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I do not understand why you are being so full of the happiness.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm off to Sidekick Camp today.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47It's the first time I've ever been to camp and if movies,

0:00:47 > 0:00:50TV shows and old songs have taught me anything,

0:00:50 > 0:00:53it's that camp is the most amazing place ever.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Should I bring mini marshmallows or a giant one that doubles as a pillow?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59I do not believe you are understanding what

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Sidekick Wilderness Camp is all about.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03What's to understand?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Aaaaaaah!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08I thought we were going to go on a bus or something.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11But this is way cooler.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13RETCHING

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- What's with Trevor? Motion sickness? - No, I love flying.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22I just hate camp. Please don't make me go.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24What?! Camp is awesome.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26Campfires, waterskiing, poison ivy.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31Yeah, this camp doesn't have any of that stuff.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Well, except the poison ivy part.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Welcome to Sidekick Survival Camp.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Ah, camp - the isolation, the hard labour,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47the completely unnecessary danger.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Sidekick Survival Camp has all that and more...

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Like nature walks.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Great food.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58HE SIGHS

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Even campfire games.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Waaaaaah!

0:02:02 > 0:02:06- They'll say they want to go home. - I want to go home!

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- Or to the hospital. - I want to go to the hospital.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Aaaaah!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14AAAAAAARGH!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20We'll see you at Sidekick Survival Camp. Bring a friend.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25And some crutches. Lots of crutches.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- See!- Campfire games?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31This is going to be so cool.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35EVERYONE SCREAMS

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Hey, Sidekicks, I'm Nate Irwing, your camp counsellor.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45See, it was an unconventional start. But this is what I'm talking about.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- A real camp counsellor. - Love the enthusiasm.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53So, let's get you started on your journey of discovery.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57These are your supers.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Just get them to the summit of Mount Easy Climb -

0:03:00 > 0:03:01"alive" -

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- and you're "totally done", man. - Sounds great.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Better get going, here's a little something to move you along.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Bzzzzzzz.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Giant mutated bees. Now that's woodsy.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20EVERYONE SCREAMS

0:03:22 > 0:03:23THEY GRUNT AND GROAN

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Now this is a real camp experience.

0:03:26 > 0:03:27ALL: Sssssh!

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I know you're super-excited, but please whisper -

0:03:30 > 0:03:32they can hear you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- "They"?- The laser bunnies.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39THEY SCREAM

0:03:39 > 0:03:41ZAPPING

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Campfire, it's just like I dreamed.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Except bigger and more explodey. But still awesome.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50If we make it through the acid stream,

0:03:50 > 0:03:54we should hit the Cave of Psychic Tears by late day.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Studying?! At a campfire?! That's not very campy.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00- We need a scary story.- I know one.

0:04:00 > 0:04:05Let me regale you with the legend of Moustachesquatch.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Ohhhhh!

0:04:06 > 0:04:09It was a camp just like this very camp.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Was it this camp?- Yes, it was.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17It lived atop a mountain, just like this one.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- Was it this one? - Sounds familiar.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24On a night very similar to this very night,

0:04:24 > 0:04:30following a day very similar to the day we had today.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32The legend says a superhero's moustache turned evil

0:04:32 > 0:04:35so it was banished to the mountain top where it roams the night

0:04:35 > 0:04:37turning others into Moustachequatches - THE END.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Way to kill a great story, dude.

0:04:39 > 0:04:44A moustache beast that lives right where we're headed. Great story.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Man, I am so not scared.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Aaaaaaaah!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52HOWLING

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ooooh!

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Aaaargh!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57TWIG SNAPS Trevor?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01You can't scare me. I recognise your smell anywhere.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03CREAKING

0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's just the wind.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08GROWLING

0:05:08 > 0:05:09YAAAAAARGH! Aaaaaaah!

0:05:09 > 0:05:11CRUNCH!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Ahhhh!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Just a few scratches, some bruises

0:05:17 > 0:05:19and this odd moustache-shaped bite on my leg.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Must've been a dream.- Ah!

0:05:21 > 0:05:25The sign of the mark of the curse of the Moustachesquatch!

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I thought it was just a story.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29He's found us!

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- Who?- The Dark Unwielding Moose!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Run!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Now that you have the Moustachesquatch mark,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- you'll start to change.- Change?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Like how?- Man, that's cool!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Uh-oh.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Maybe this curse isn't so bad.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47People will think I'm a grown-up.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I can stay up late, get on bigger rides at the amusement park,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53store food for winter.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Plus it's super-handsome.- Get real.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59- How about grooming that messy thing?- Let me.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01With Maxo-Brand moustache wax!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Ha! Cool. Or how about...

0:06:07 > 0:06:08No, dude, I got this.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Right on!

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Your turn.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Like I would touch that. Ew!

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yep, I could get used to living like this.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I can't live like this any more.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27I came to camp to have fun, not turn into a giant moustache.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Plus, I think it's moving.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Everyone knows that eventually the moustache takes over

0:06:33 > 0:06:35and you become one of them.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37I'll still comb you...wow!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Why didn't those happy camp movies

0:06:39 > 0:06:41mention turning into a moustache creature?

0:06:41 > 0:06:42HE COUGHS

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- OK, that's gross. - Better get used to it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50The curse is made permanent during a full moon.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Is there anyway for him to get back to being his normal, cute,

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- non-hairy self? - There's only one way.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57He has to eliminate the Moustachesquatch that bit him.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Har-har-har!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Ha-ha-ha... - Then why are we sitting here talking?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07We have a monster to conquer!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Why are we still carrying these things?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13We still have to get these...things up that mountain.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Monster or no monster, I am not going to lose this challenge.

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Great, here, take mine.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Ooh, mine too!- There you go.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21VANA GRUNTS

0:07:24 > 0:07:27We are close. My moustache sense is tingling.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Giant moustache-shaped footprints. Follow me!

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Waah-ooh!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oof! Ugh...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Sh!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Oh, it's just a common moustache-footed woodpecker.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54THEY SIGH

0:07:54 > 0:07:57RAAAAAAARRRRGH!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59THEY SCREAM

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Get him!

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Huh-ugh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Grrr-aaar-waaar!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Gotcha!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21ALL: Aaargh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:25- Oof!- Urgh!- Argh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Is everybody OK?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30I'm good. My dummy broke my fall.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Yeah, dummy...

0:08:31 > 0:08:33What happened to the other dummies?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Found 'em!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh... Oh... Oh, no!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Where's Eric?!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Not so fast, hairy!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47Looks like it's just you and me now.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Haaaaaaaaargh!

0:09:01 > 0:09:05OK, personal grooming is so not one of my things,

0:09:05 > 0:09:07but you leave me no choice.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ha! That ought to slow you down.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12RAAAAAARRRGH!

0:09:14 > 0:09:16OK, maybe not.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18A-ha! That will stop you!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23OK, OK. How about...?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Have a nice ride!

0:09:26 > 0:09:30AAAAAARGH!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Huh?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Uh-oh!

0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Eric!- I did it!- You're so brave!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47But...you're still all moustachey.

0:09:47 > 0:09:48HOWLING

0:09:50 > 0:09:52THEY GASP

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Wait! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

0:10:01 > 0:10:07I'm hair free! Yes! The legend was true! I'm myself again!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09It's always about you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Did you even notice we are at the summit?

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Wait, you mean we took out the monster

0:10:14 > 0:10:17AND finished the sidekick challenge?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yay, Eric!

0:10:19 > 0:10:20Whoo-hoo!

0:10:20 > 0:10:25Hey, great job on the challenge, guys. You all passed.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27THEY CHEER

0:10:28 > 0:10:30RAAAAAAARGH!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33THEY SCREAM

0:10:33 > 0:10:37You know, camp wasn't anything like I thought, but I still had a good time.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Me too.- Kitty, where did you get that sweater?

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Ew!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Ew, its hair! Eric's hair!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47It looked so sad, laying on the ground.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49And it's warm.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Urgh! Ew!

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Urgh, gross! Ew!