0:14:01 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:14:04 > 0:14:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:14:09 > 0:14:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# Flying, smashing, bashing Stomping, looking super-cool
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:14:33 > 0:14:353... 2... 1...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37SCHOOL BELL RINGS Summer!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Sweet Fraulein of summer, embrace me
0:14:40 > 0:14:43with your all-inclusive resort vacation goodies!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Yee-ha! Zippee ki-yay!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47All right! Ow!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51I got one awesome word. Road t-awesome-rip.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Road trip, dude! It's the Troublemeyers' summer tradition.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58A real family road trip? I'd love one of those!
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Must be way better than the ones the orphanage had.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02ORPHANS: Wheee!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HE SIGHS Good times.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Dude, you should come with us!
0:15:10 > 0:15:15No teeth brushin', no shower takin' and nothing but fast food in a bag!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17That's your every day...
0:15:17 > 0:15:18and I am in!
0:15:22 > 0:15:29Ahh, it's just you, me and the open road. You excited, Trevor, my boy?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Can't talk, fighting level 7 zombies.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37- I think the road trip is awesome. - Ha-ha, that's the spirit, Eric.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Wait, who?
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Whoa!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Erm, Trevor, when did Eric get here?
0:15:45 > 0:15:50Oh, right. Dad, can Eric come on a road trip with us? Thanks, bye.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54Ha-ha, well, sure. The more the merrier.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Ooh, ooh, can I be navigator? - Oh, no, you're our guest.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You just sit back and relax.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Why don't the two of you start on this year's scrapbook?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Fine.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Welding tank, check. Rivert gun, check. Duct tape, check.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Unlicensed experimental particle accelerator, check.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18What kind of scrapbook-ing can you do with this thing?
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Argh!
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Whoa, nice shooting. I'll scrapbook those holes closed later.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29- CAR SCREECHES - First stop. Be right back.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Erm, aren't we going with him?
0:16:31 > 0:16:36- Eh, we got all we need right here. - We're going to go outside sometime, right?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39To a water park or a paintball field? DISTANT RUMBLE AND SIRENS
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Or a water paint park or...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43DISTANT CRASHING
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Well, that was fun, wasn't it? Heh-heh!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48What are you going to do with...
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Argh!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54I spy with my little eye, something that starts with an R.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Dad, this game is so lame...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Is it a rooster? A rutabaga?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02A roost-abaga?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04CROWING
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Nope, it's a reinforced steel beam,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09which means it's time to start assembling Project Road Trip.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Whatever.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14(This is the best part of the whole vacation!)
0:17:16 > 0:17:20All right! Finally, we get to make or do something!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21What is it? Also, ow.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, it's awesome.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Every year I get to build the family road trip...thingy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Sounds cool. Ow!
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Erm, what thingy? - What are you, a detective?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Road trips aren't about remembering every little detail, you know!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41MEXICAN MUSIC
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I hope you haven't filled up on fun!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Order whatever you want, I'll be right back.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Welcome to Burrito Frog.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56May I take your toad-er? Ribbit.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00Gimme three Frogito Supremes with some Jumpy Fries
0:18:00 > 0:18:03and a couple of orders of Cinnamon Twisty Slimes.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Erm, Burrito Frog doesn't really, you know, use real frogs, right?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11RIBBITS AND HOPPING SOUNDS
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Ha-ha-ha! Scrapbook-ing!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Hey there, buckaroos! Here are a few more thingy supplies.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Is it...a hot dog?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Yes! Got it in two questions. You cheated!
0:18:35 > 0:18:41Good old 20 questions, love it! OK, sit tight. I'll be back.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43CRACKLING Whoa!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47FALLING SOUND Trevor, I'm getting out of here!
0:18:47 > 0:18:51But the Troublemeyer road trip rules say we can't ever go outside.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Since when do you obey the rules?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Are you coming?
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Ahh, finally, fresh air!
0:19:02 > 0:19:03HE SNIFFS
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Ew! What's that smell?
0:19:05 > 0:19:06TREVOR SNIFFS
0:19:10 > 0:19:11It's you, dude.
0:19:11 > 0:19:16Heh, forget that. This trip is weird.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Prove it!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20OK, what about your dad tiptoeing into that old mine?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- No, that's not weird at all(!) - Dude, make up your mind!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28This trip is either weird or it isn't!
0:19:29 > 0:19:34This is spooky and crazy. Finally, something fun to do!
0:19:34 > 0:19:35I hope Dad's OK.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I mean, I'm sure he's fine. I know he's fine.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Can we stop talking about this, please?
0:19:42 > 0:19:45THEY GASP Master Xox!
0:19:45 > 0:19:47EVIL CACKLING
0:19:47 > 0:19:50The world's most evil criminal mastermind, here?
0:19:50 > 0:19:55But where's your dad? Should we run? Trevor? Trevor!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Huh?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01We need to find your dad, fast!
0:20:01 > 0:20:06- Hey, boys!- Master Xox! Down the mine! Go, go, go!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09M-M-Master Xox?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11You s-saw him?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And didn't see me?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, we wouldn't want to get mixed up in that stuff, no siree, Bob!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Seat belts!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20TYRES SCREECH
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Whoa!- Safety first!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Guys, this is for your own good.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31So hot... Totally trapped! Must escape!
0:20:31 > 0:20:39Build rocket from spare parts! Rocket, Eric, away! Aww...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Say cheesy!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43DRILLING
0:20:43 > 0:20:46You'll be fine once we finish the thingy, just like last year.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49You really think so?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53Hmm. Wait a sec...
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Hey, er...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57EVIL CACKLING
0:20:57 > 0:21:01HE GASPS That's it! It's been staring at me all along!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03It's so clear now!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Master Xox is...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Making your dad build a weapon! This is diabolical.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's terrible. We've got to stop him before he's...
0:21:11 > 0:21:12- Finished!- Really?
0:21:12 > 0:21:18- After all I just said? - You were talking?
0:21:18 > 0:21:21HE PANTS Mwah, mwah!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23What are we doing at the school?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24RUMBLING Huh?
0:21:27 > 0:21:30HE CACKLES
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Xox! What are you doing here?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37It's my annual end-of-summer blow stuff up time!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40This year, it's the Sidekick Academy.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I wondered why all our road trips ended in an explosion.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48That's what I'm saying. You guys keep building death rays for Xox!
0:21:48 > 0:21:52It's the only quality time I get to spend with my son.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00I mean... Look at my school-destroying laser gun!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04No school? Go, Xox, go!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I wish Dad was here to see this. Where'd he go?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18This is the end of the road...trip.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Nobody destroys this school except maybe me and Trevor by accident.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26Oh, that's sweet. You think you can stop me?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oopsie, the countdown's started.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Well, you're going to have to un-start it...
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Or reverse it... Or, uh, just take this!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39FROG RIBBITS
0:22:39 > 0:22:41HE SHRIEKS
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Ow! My eyes!
0:22:44 > 0:22:48You are so annoying, always doing right, always hating evil,
0:22:48 > 0:22:50always not flushing the RV toilet!
0:22:50 > 0:22:54CRASH
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Aargh! It didn't turn off!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59It's still going to blow up the school!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Ha-ha, all right!
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Where am I?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Why am I stuck under piles of rubble?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Dad?- Oh, hello, son.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I got to save you!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12If you were blasted into ashes, it would be awful.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Thanks, Trevor.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I mean, who would take me on a road trip next year?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Red wire or blue wire?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Done and done!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Well, at least nobody got hurt.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Ahhh! Finally relaxed.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40Perhaps I will be nicer to the kids next year.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Pop quizzes every day!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49- You're OK!- You...saved me.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53- Thanks, son!- Dad, don't touch me!
0:23:53 > 0:23:58OK, Eric, hop in. We'll give you a ride back to the Maxum Mansion.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Don't you notice something strange about your dad and Master Xox?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05You know, how they're never in the same place at the same time?
0:24:05 > 0:24:11Have you ever noticed that Pamplemoose and Vana never whistle?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13What does that have to do with anything?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I thought we were playing a game.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Ooh, let's play that on next year's road trip!
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Um, yeah, I think I'm going to find something else to do next summer.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24FROG CROAKS HE SCREAMS
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Scrapbookin'!