0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing, now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick, that's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig!
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Just like superheroes
0:00:24 > 0:00:26- # Just like superzeros - # But only half as big
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# Sidekick! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Needles and Troublemeyer, for failing the last 100 exams,
0:00:35 > 0:00:36your punishment is...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39another exam!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- We're so hosed.- Yep.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Fire truck hosed.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Prepare for the save your super by being smacked around until
0:00:45 > 0:00:50you've almost, but not quite, cried then you explode make-up exam.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Herr Needles, choose your opponent. Your super needs you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00OK, giant robot.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03No, the little robots! No, no, the wrecking ball.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Too slow!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Ow! Ow! Ow!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Whoa! Classic.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Did we pass?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15You failed. Eric, F double minus.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Trevor, the first ever H minus.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Yes! I'm a trailblazer!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24This was your final chance.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Now you leave me with no choice.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29You must go back to the basics.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Um, what does that mean?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Coochy, coochy coo.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Ha-ha-ha! Maxum Man here.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Good sidekicks know they have to walk before they can run...
0:01:43 > 0:01:44into a brick wall.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47But what do they do before they can walk?
0:01:47 > 0:01:51They toddle at the Thundershorts Sidekick Pre-Preschool.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54We get the kids started down the right path
0:01:54 > 0:01:56to pre-pre-sidekicking
0:01:56 > 0:01:59or, if they're special, pre-pre-superheroing.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05They'll learn to pilot a rocket cycle.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Take superpower naps.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15And use their heat-seeking eye lasers.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20The Thundershorts Sidekick Pre-Preschool,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23a foundation in the bare minimum
0:02:23 > 0:02:24and the bare bottom.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26PARP!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Children, we have two new classmates.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Treat them as equals for some day, they may be.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh, come on, this is so humiliating.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41We're not babies.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47I'm your teacher, Frau Pamplemoose.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51You will return to the Academy once you pass today's lessons.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53If you pass.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Fine, we'll pass your silly baby tests and then we're out of here.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Yes, well, we shall see about that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Ah, our volunteers are here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ah! Vana and Kitty! Hide!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09I can't believe you talked me into doing this for extra credit.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12But these super babies are so cute.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Yet they're all so dirty, slobbery...
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- WHISPERS:- and I think that one's staring at us.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22OK, cuties, we'll be back later for nappy time.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25As if this couldn't get any worse.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Let's just pass the tests already.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Babies, put the right shapes into the right holes. Go now!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I got this.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Hmm.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Well done, Troublemeyer,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51if something does not fit, make it do so!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Now dazzle me, Herr Needles.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Too easy.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oops! Sorry, little guy.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Got carried away there. You OK? Whoa!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06ERIC GROANS
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yep, he's OK.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Now the riding of the tri-rocket cycles.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Put on your safety harnesses.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Hold on, I think mine's broken.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Three, two, one, go!- Ah!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27How awesome are these things? They have three wheels!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Three of them!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ah!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32CRASHING
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Hey, how come Eric gets to leave?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Now it is time for the most important test.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46On my command, commence...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47nap time!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49TREVOR SNORES
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Can't believe this, I'm not even a good baby.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Hey, we're here to tucky-wucky you little super babies in.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00The girls!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02BABY SNORES
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Well, they don't look that super to me
0:05:04 > 0:05:06and those two are just straight up ugly.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh, aren't you two chubby?
0:05:11 > 0:05:15Maybe we should skip your afternoon cookies, huh?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You do and I'm going to throw the biggest tantrum you've ever seen!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24You are such a cute little wuggums, yes, you are!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Trevor, we've got to get out of here now.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29TREVOR SNORES
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Trevor! Would you...?
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Aw, he is a cute little wuggums.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40MECHANICAL WHIRRING
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hmm.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Herr Needles, this is nap time,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47the time when you should be napping!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I'm not napping because I'm not a baby. That's it, I'm out of here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I can't believe her.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56But she can't hold me.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Trevor, escape plan B.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Um, about that, I really like it here.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05We get to nap and get graded on it.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I want to stay.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- What's the deal with you and the babies anyway?- I know, right?
0:06:10 > 0:06:14They totally listen to every word I say. Watch.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- HE CLAPS - More juice.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- HE CLAPS - More snacks.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- HE CLAPS - More butt cream.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27He-he-he! It's great, it's like I'm their king or something.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Dude, it's not great. We're wearing diapers.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32This cannot get any worse.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- VANA:- Oh, my... Eric!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36THE GIRLS LAUGH
0:06:36 > 0:06:39CAMERA CLICKS I stand corrected.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41This is so going in the school paper.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45And on the website! Ooh, and T-shirts. Too funny!
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Eric, you are so...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50not cute.
0:06:50 > 0:06:55In fact for the first time ever, I find you kind of creepy.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58You'll get used to it, trust me.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'm leaving, right now. Are you with me?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04But, dude, extra cookies.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Babies, activate force shields.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16PHONE RINGS
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Ha-ha, freedom.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Goodbye, baby land.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I can't let you leave, Eric.- What?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's too awesome here.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30The outside world must never know.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Get out of my way, Trevor. I'll go through you if I have to.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Babies, goo goo!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Ow!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Hey! Now that's just way too hard.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Sorry!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Babies, attack pattern alpha banana bacon!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Great, now I'm hungry.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Ah!
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Ah!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05ERIC GROANS
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Yee-haw!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Ah!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23So it's come to this.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's go time!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ah!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Could've had it all, Eric.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43We could've ruled these babies together.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45But now it's all over.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49Trevor, seriously, it doesn't have to end this way.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Come on!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53No! No!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55No!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57What?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Um, what's going on in here?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08- What did you do?- Just turned the lights on. Nap time's over.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You ruin everything!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Not cool, dude!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I was king!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17There, there.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19TREVOR BURPS
0:09:19 > 0:09:20TREVOR SNORES
0:09:20 > 0:09:21PARP!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ew!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Well done.- What's going on?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You showed quick thinking under pressure, Herr Needles.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Exactly what we were looking for this whole time.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Does this mean...? - You are free to go.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- As soon as possible, please.- Yes!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Trevor, let's get out of here.- Nein!
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Herr Troublemeyer is going nowhere.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46He failed.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Again.- Yes!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53But... But you have to let him go too.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56What am I going to do without him? Who will I eat my lunch with?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58He's my best friend.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00TREVOR SNORES
0:10:00 > 0:10:02There, there.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06Sounds like somebody missed his nap and he's getting cranky.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Hey!
0:10:07 > 0:10:12What are you doing? Let me go, I am not cranky and I do not need a nap.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I just want to get out of...
0:10:13 > 0:10:16ERIC BURPS Hey, that is better.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I feel so much...
0:10:18 > 0:10:19ERIC SNORES
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Aw.