0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big # Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Rock, paper, scissors, enchanted hammer, black holes.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Nyah!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ha-ha-ha.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42How awesome!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Hi-yah!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Ah, no!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Mm-hmm.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Ah! no!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Scissors banish hammer. Eric loses.
0:00:52 > 0:00:562,046 games in a row.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58In your face!
0:00:58 > 0:01:012,047 is the charm, dude.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02New game.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- OK, Vana, I'm thinking of a number between one and...- Six.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Ah!
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Guys, games are supposed to be fun, right? Who cares who wins?
0:01:13 > 0:01:18Well, Maxum Man, for one. If a hero does not win, what is he?
0:01:18 > 0:01:19He's Eric!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Hah, I am being kidding. Let me show you.
0:01:23 > 0:01:27Welcome to Maxum on Maxum, chapter 307 - Winning At Winning.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Smashy-smashy time!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33While competing against friend or foe,
0:01:33 > 0:01:37always remember one thing - winning isn't everything...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43..it's the only thing.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Hah, don't worry, Golly Gee Kid, I'll go easy on you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53You're the best.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Whoa, whoa.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Ah!
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'm OK.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03If you're not a winner, then...
0:02:03 > 0:02:07well, I don't even want to finish that sentence. Just win, OK?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I told you winning was everything.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Fine, what game is next?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14It won't matter because you're still going to lose.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Hey, I've got a free Game Park pass.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Mini golf? Sounds good to me.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well, it sounds even better to me.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Where did you get the free pass?
0:02:27 > 0:02:31From a guy with a golf club hand in an alley on a full moon.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34And that doesn't bother anyone?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Let's do this.- Oh, it's on!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39OK, it's just me, then.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ha-hey, it's putter-arm guy!
0:02:49 > 0:02:54Yes, but you probably know me better as The Bogeyman.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00The Splitsboro Mini Golf Tournament.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Came in second place?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I missed the last putt.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Everyone made fun of me.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08I vowed revenge!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Well, this is my revenge.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Ah!
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Wa-ha-ha!
0:03:21 > 0:03:26There is no escape. The whole world will pay for mocking my loss.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30OK. One, nobody even remembers your loss,
0:03:30 > 0:03:35and two, how will shrinking us into a snow globe make the whole world pay?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I expected more customers.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Behold, The Mini Golf Course Of Doom.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Everyone plays, the winner goes free,
0:03:45 > 0:03:49leaving the losers behind to stay in my snow globe...
0:03:49 > 0:03:51for ever!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Sorry, Bogeyman, we're a team and you'll never divide us.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Fore!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- Yes!- Vana, what are you doing?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Here's the plan.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I win, I get out of the globe, I kick Bogeyman's butt,
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I rescue everyone.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Oh, and did I mention the part where I win?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Well, I think it's a better idea if I win and do all that stuff first.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Uh, uh, uh. Wait for it...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh, come on! Two holes in one?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35That's not even fair, or possible!
0:04:35 > 0:04:41Prepare yourself, for you stand before hole three,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44The Dutch Swell.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Ah!
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Time for me to win, then get out of here and save us all.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58And did I mention the part where I win?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Fore!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Don't you think we should be concentrating on getting
0:05:04 > 0:05:06out of here, instead of you winning?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09This way, we get out of here and I get to beat Vana.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Eat that, Miss "Wait-For-It".
0:05:16 > 0:05:21Nice try, but what you really wanted to do was this. Kitty?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Vana, I really think we should be working together to...- Kitty!
0:05:24 > 0:05:29All right, but just because we practised this and it's wicked cool.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Boo-yah! Right back at you, Needles.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Whoo-hoo-hoo!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Argh...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Ah!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yah! Hi-yah!
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Yeah, we're never going to get out of here. Oh...
0:06:29 > 0:06:31And now...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33the final hole.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34I'm up.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38No-one beats The Log-Slam Of...
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Fearfulness.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43You can't rattle me, I'm in the zone.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Wooga, wooga, jinx, jinx! - Bing, boing, ring, roing, ha-ha.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What are we doing?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Ah!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Wa-ha-ha-ha.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Eric, put that club down!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05The game doesn't matter, we have to help each other escape.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08But Vana and I are almost tied. Oh.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Whoa!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Kitty!
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Whoa. Eric!- OK, OK, just let me make this putt.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Ah!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Mwa-ha-ha-ha.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Aahh! Eric!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, man, what was I thinking?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Kitty, you were right, winning isn't everything.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Jump, I'll catch you.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ah!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Stop wasting time.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Let's get back to the game so I can win, already.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Vana, winning has to wait.- Why?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Oh, that's why.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52If you enjoyed The Log Of Peril, wait till you see...
0:07:52 > 0:07:55The Banana Of Doom!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Hold up.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00We only have a couple of seconds before the giant banana gets here.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Giant banana...
0:08:07 > 0:08:11- You done?- Ha-ha-ha, for now.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12OK, here's the plan.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Bogeyman is obsessed with winning.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Vana and I will use that to distract him
0:08:16 > 0:08:18while you guys climb out of here and...
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Argh, my roommate ate my last banana, so now cringe in fear at...
0:08:23 > 0:08:26The Carrot Of Decimation!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Wow, that is one impressive carrot,
0:08:33 > 0:08:37but how would you like to make this game a little more interesting?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38I already find this interesting.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Well, how about one hole, just you and me.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I win, you set us all free, and if you win,
0:08:45 > 0:08:46I give you...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Maxum Man's mansion.
0:08:48 > 0:08:54- ACTING:- Eric, no, he'll have all of Maxum Man's powerful weapons!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Not to mention his state-of-the-art virtual reality mega golf course.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00And the kitchen full of bananas.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Maybe you guys are right.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Ha-ha, too late, I accept.
0:09:08 > 0:09:13You know this is MY course, right, where I'm undefeated? I go first.
0:09:23 > 0:09:29Yes! Finally I'm going to win something.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- ACTING:- This is the worst plan ever, you'll never beat him.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Go.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36How was I supposed to know he was so good at mini golf?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38He has a putter for a hand.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41That doesn't mean anything.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Can we get a move on?
0:09:43 > 0:09:48I love the arguing, but save it for when you are my eternal prisoners.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Thanks, I was getting rope burn.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Let's just get to the remote and zap them out of there.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Ah!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Oof, oh, ah.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Whoa!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08It totally worked!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Let's see how you like it down here for eternity, Bogeyman.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Kitty, get us out of here.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20All right, we did it!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Eww.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24You know, technically, we still don't have a winner.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27I got these free anti-matter curling tickets.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Where did you get those from?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33A guy with a broom for a hand in a dark alley.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Sounds good to me.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Sounds even better to me.