Crud Burger

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0:14:02 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:14:04 > 0:14:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:14:09 > 0:14:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Now we rule the school

0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:14:14 > 0:14:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:14:23 > 0:14:24# Just like superheroes

0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Just like superzeros

0:14:26 > 0:14:27# but only half as big

0:14:27 > 0:14:28# Sidekick! #

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Remember, class, ze pop quiz on cold fusion welding

0:14:36 > 0:14:38could happen any time.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42It happens now! He-he-he.

0:14:44 > 0:14:48I knew these invisibility suits would come in handy!

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Let's turn them on and sneak out of here.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55LAUGHTER

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Trevor, these aren't invisibility suits...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03they're disappearing suits!

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Ahhh!

0:15:11 > 0:15:16Nein. You have failed ze emergency alien alarm system test.

0:15:16 > 0:15:17F's for you.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Ha-ha-ha.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Ahhh! Ha-ha!

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Really? You swallowed your flight ring... Again?

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Hey, if you're so smart, why are you flying over a laser field? Hah.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ahhh!

0:15:40 > 0:15:45Ow, I've never felt wind on my inny-parts before. Ah!

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Wow, reassembled perfectly. That was lucky!

0:15:50 > 0:15:53And we weren't even embarrassed this time.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Ha-ha-ha!

0:15:56 > 0:15:57And there it is.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02I wonder if I can hide my head until school is over, you know,

0:16:02 > 0:16:05in, like, ten years.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Argh, ah!

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Feel the power of the triple slam!

0:16:10 > 0:16:11BOOM!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Whoa!- What was that? Are we under attack?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Only by the most awesomest thing I've ever seen.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Sink your teeth into a burger so good it's e-vile.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22The Crud Burger Triple Slam.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Two mostly meat patties surround by a cheese slice

0:16:25 > 0:16:27cursed in the pits of a demon dimension...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Whoa.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32..then smothered in diesel-flavoured barbecue sauce.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I eat burger, you eat burger.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41The Crud Burger Triple Slam,

0:16:41 > 0:16:44only at Crud Burger on the e-vile side of town.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Stomach insurance sold separately.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49CHEERING

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Wow, only the coolest people eat Crud Burgers.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55That's it, we're going to take a walk on the evil side

0:16:55 > 0:16:59and get ourselves a Crud Burger. That'll prove we're cool!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Evil and burgers? Those are my three favourite things!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Hey, girls, Trevor and I are about to do something so awesome

0:17:07 > 0:17:11and so dangerous and so not-at-school, so, I was...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You want us to cover for you so Pamplemoose

0:17:13 > 0:17:15- won't know you've gone to Crud Burger.- How did you...?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Uh, we're psychic. - And at the same table as you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Hello.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22We'll cover. It'll be fun to watch you guys

0:17:22 > 0:17:23crash and burn trying to pull this off.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Thanks, you guys are awesome.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29You think they'll survive the evil side of town?

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Hah, they can barely survive the good side of town.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Skipping class, are we? I don't think so.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38No-one has skipped my class and survived. No-one!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Mmm, fruity.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Man, who knew the good side of town would be so hard to cross?

0:17:47 > 0:17:50I hope the evil side isn't much worse.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56SCREAMING

0:17:56 > 0:18:00I've really got to stop saying stuff like that out loud. You got the map?

0:18:00 > 0:18:05Yup. There's about a million of these evil maps in my dad's office.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Huh. He must really like maps.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Huh, it seems Maxum Man's sidekick

0:18:13 > 0:18:19and his handsome friend have decided to take a walk on the e-vile side.

0:18:19 > 0:18:24It's time those kids learned that sometimes good guys

0:18:24 > 0:18:26finish destroyed.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Snack time!

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Mmm, popo-licious.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34Wow, we built some pretty good Eric and Trevor decoys.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38I still think we could've just used these. Who'd know the difference?

0:18:41 > 0:18:45What up, dog? I'm the real Eric and clearly not a robot.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48Whoa! Awesome!

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yeah.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Oh, relax. It's just a death-ray, a spine-crusher,

0:18:56 > 0:18:58monkey and a rusty gate...

0:18:58 > 0:19:01that leads to a cemetery filled with alien zombies.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Hmm, time for old Xox welcome.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Hmm-hmm-hmm, he-he-ha-ha!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Hammer lights, cool!

0:19:16 > 0:19:19I'm not a nail, not a nail!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Gyah!- Down here!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Hah! He-he. Missed me.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Ah. Whoa! Missed me. Hey!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Ha-ha-ha!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Trying to be destroyed, are we?

0:19:36 > 0:19:40Vell, you von't get away from me so easily. Nein, no-one skips my...

0:19:44 > 0:19:48You ever get that feeling like somebody's trying to destroy you?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52No, why? Is someone trying to destroy me?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Is it you?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Oh, forget it.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58FLUSHING SOUND

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Done.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yikes! Please say we're near Crud Burger.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Super close, we just have to go through Cyborg Town,

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Skull City and Slugsworth and we're there.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, dude, rain?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I wanted to visit Slugtown Gardens while we were here.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20They're legendary, dude.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23Ah!

0:20:28 > 0:20:32That's weird, raindrops don't burn things on the good side of town...

0:20:32 > 0:20:35or follow us! Ah!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38He-he-ha-ha.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Ahhh!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45You vill not ruin my perfect attendance record.

0:20:45 > 0:20:46I vill shtop you!

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Gah. Argh...

0:20:51 > 0:20:55I don't get it. Everyone seems to like the robots.

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Well, they are kinda fun.

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Heads up!

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Ha. Ha.

0:21:06 > 0:21:09What a catch! Way to go, Trevor.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13I am Trevor, that is how I roll.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17I knew we should have used these, nobody would think these were cool.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Hey, Eric...- Ahhh!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26OK, I think we're through the worst of it.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31And we're about to find out who's been chasing us.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Is it a banjo-playing fish?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Close.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36You're trespassing, boys.

0:21:36 > 0:21:42Your sidekicking days are over. He-he-he.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49Erm, would you mind moving around? I can barely see you.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Gah, oh, forget it. I'll just hit everything!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Dude, pretty!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Let's, "Ooh," from over here.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Why isn't he shooting?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04He's trying to kill us with suspense.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11Pamplemoose, how many times must I destroy you?

0:22:11 > 0:22:14And how many body parts do you even have left?

0:22:14 > 0:22:17More zan enough to deal with you, Xox.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Back avay from ze students, zey are mine.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Sorry, my side of town, mine for the destroying.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27You vant destroying?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- I'll give you destroying! - Bring it on, saucer boy.

0:22:31 > 0:22:35- Maybe Xox fell asleep?- Gah...

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Forget Xox, look!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yes, we did it! It's Crud Burger time.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46We have to end this, those dummies are disrupting the natural

0:22:46 > 0:22:48social order of the school...

0:22:48 > 0:22:51meaning me at the top!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Oh, relax, it's not so bad, I...

0:22:57 > 0:23:00..argh, this stops now!

0:23:01 > 0:23:06We made it! Our key to coolness, in a bun.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Grr.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16Four Crud Burger Triple Slams, please, to go.

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Want me serve super-mutate burger for extra 75 cents?

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Naturally.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Awe-some.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Oh, and that's to go. Thank you!

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- D'oh.- He-he-he.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43BELL RINGS

0:23:44 > 0:23:48We're so close, I can feel the not-getting-laughed-at, already.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50We are going to be heroes.

0:23:50 > 0:23:55First stop, showing you to everyone. Next stop, my belly.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01My burgers, no!

0:24:01 > 0:24:05Now nobody's going to know how cool we are.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09No-vone plays hookey from my class, no-vone!

0:24:09 > 0:24:12But... burgers... belly...

0:24:12 > 0:24:14wa-ha-ha...

0:24:14 > 0:24:18Nein, you vill complain on your own time. Detention for you.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Und zen, a hot bath for me.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25Go, Eric! Go, Trevor!

0:24:25 > 0:24:29Go, Eric, Go, Trevor! Go, Eric! Go, Trevor!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32Well, at least we didn't get laughed at, again.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36Yeah, and those robots actually made us look cool and popular.

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Maybe things worked out, after all.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43There's only one cure for popularity, humiliation.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48LAUGHTER

0:24:55 > 0:24:57ECHOES OF LAUGHTER

0:24:59 > 0:25:01And there it is.