0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing Stomping, looking super-cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a Sidekick, Sidekick That's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, Sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I am hoping you brought your 'A' game.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39I specifically ordered your 'A' game to be brought in.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Today, Eric Needles is going to lead our team in winning
0:00:42 > 0:00:44the Henchman Prize!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48I am? Cool, slash, groovy, slash, what's a Henchman Prize?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51The Henchman Prize is where we all have a bath with an ostrich.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Erm, not quite.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54It's a competition between us
0:00:54 > 0:00:57and Master XOX's Henchman Vocational School.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Really? My bad, Lester.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05In all ze years, we have won ze prize only once. Roll ze clip.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09This week in Super Sports History, the Henchman Challenge.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Freshman and cat's meow, aspiring Sidekick Maxum Man hopes to
0:01:14 > 0:01:18lead his team to victory against the ragamuffin, no-nonsense Henchmen.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Mind your potatoes, Henchmen!
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Maxum Man dominates in the dodge cannonball event.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- CHEERING - Whoo! Yeah!
0:01:30 > 0:01:36Maxum Man wins the cup. A truly historic day for Sidekick sports.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And now you, Maxum Man's newest protege,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42will follow in his glorious footsteps!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Maxum Man has powers. Me? Not so much.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47The prize is not about powers.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51It is about honour, integrity, pride and, above all...
0:01:51 > 0:01:52winning!
0:01:52 > 0:01:56That's why, as your team captain, it is my sworn duty to...
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Eric is team captain.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Sorry, I seem to have some crazy in my ears...
0:02:02 > 0:02:04- SHOUTING:- Eric is team captain!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06De-fence! De...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09..fence.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You will do us proud or...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Detention for you!
0:02:14 > 0:02:17- CROWD CHEERS - But I need to be team captain!
0:02:17 > 0:02:19I even had Kitty write a playbook!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Oops, wrong book! - SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Winning this was Maxum Man's first step to becoming a Super
0:02:29 > 0:02:31and it'll be mine, too.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34That's awesome, dude. So, when do we start cheating?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38I got your ray guns, screwdrivers, lasers, screwdrivers with lasers...
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not cheating. Maxum Man would never cheat.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Rightio then... One massacre coming up.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ahh, Pamplemoose.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I really thought you'd stay home this time.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Nein! I never shy away from a fight.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Plus, it's being fumigated.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03BUG ROARS
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Und zis year, we have an edge! Maxum Man's Sidekick, Eric!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Ha! He's no match for my definitely- not-remotely-controlled-through
0:03:14 > 0:03:18a-silicon-chip-I-surgically- implanted-in-their-brain Henchmen!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21All in favour of cheating? Aye.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22The cheaters have it. See that?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I just cheated and won.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28I'm Trevor Troublemeyer and I endorse this cheating.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29No cheating.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31BOOING
0:03:31 > 0:03:33HE SIGHS
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and...other things,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40to the annual Henchman Challenge!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43CHEERING Our first event, the water cube.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45In this one, you have to rescue the dummy Super
0:03:45 > 0:03:48but, as team captain, you already know that, right?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51As team captain, I say, chillax.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Wait, sharks can smell fear, can't they?
0:03:58 > 0:04:04That means if I'm not afraid, they won't know I'm there! It's Zen!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05HE EXHALES
0:04:05 > 0:04:07MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Not Zen! Definitely not Zen!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17CROWD MOANS Let's see the Henchmen beat that!
0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE CACKLES
0:04:30 > 0:04:31HE GASPS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And the event goes to... The Henchmen!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37CHEERING Hey, that's cheating!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38And really bad dancing...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40FOLK MUSIC
0:04:41 > 0:04:47Eric, the bad guys don't have rules. We have 6,471.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Don't worry, guys, it's only one event. We'll win the next one.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54ANNOUNCER: And the next event goes to... The Henchmen!
0:04:54 > 0:04:55What?!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59HE SIGHS
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Und I had such high hopes. Wake me when it's over.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04HE SNORES
0:05:06 > 0:05:11Face it, Eric. We only have one chance to win. We've got to cheat.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14We can't cheat, we're the good guys, remember?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Honour, integrity, pride...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19other stuff?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20You tell 'em, Eric!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23But we have to do something! Anything!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26If we lose the Save Your Super From Lava event,
0:05:26 > 0:05:29we might as well go home, so don't lose!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31OK, no problem.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33I'll just, erm...
0:05:35 > 0:05:37..get a new pair of shoes.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43HE CACKLES
0:05:43 > 0:05:46The Henchmen have an unbeatable time!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Fine. If that's the only way we're going to win
0:05:48 > 0:05:52then we'll cheat like Trevor on Friday's quiz!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What? Someone cheated?!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Heh-heh, he's kidding, I swear.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02All right, Trevor, let's do it.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Eric, no!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Way ahead of you, broheim.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Wa-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Huh?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Amazing! With a record run of four seconds, the Sidekicks win!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23We won? We won!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25HE LAUGHS
0:06:25 > 0:06:27UPBEAT MUSIC
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Uh-huh, aw, yeah!- Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35MUSIC CONTINUES
0:06:35 > 0:06:36MISSILE TICKS
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Ah!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48What?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54EXPLOSION
0:06:54 > 0:06:56For defusing the doomsday device in record time
0:06:56 > 0:07:00and for blowing up the other team, Sidekicks win!
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Whoo!- Yeah!- Right on!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Huh?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06SOBBING
0:07:06 > 0:07:10Now, to gain ze trophy, you must win ze final event,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13ze most ancient and deadly sport that any student has ever faced!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16It will be terrifying, death-defying
0:07:16 > 0:07:17und guaranteed to leave a mark.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21FANFARE Mega dodge cannonball!
0:07:21 > 0:07:25CROWD GASPS Aw, man. I hate dodgeball.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27So, what's the cheating plan, man?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30The old kick-'em-aroo? The wing-'em-and-ding-'em?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Skipso-la-rato?
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Those aren't even real things! And I don't know.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38The slappity-doo?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Oh, stop looking at me like that, Kitty!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45I know cheating is wrong but there's no other way to win.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47XOX has been cheating the whole time.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50But XOX is a villain, that's what he does!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52What would Maxum Man say?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hmm...
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Hey, there, sport! Congratulations! Because you've played
0:07:57 > 0:07:59with honour, integrity and valour,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01you've earned the Maxum Man seal of approval!
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Ah!- A registered trademark of Maxumcorp.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Guys, Maxum Man talked to me and he doesn't want us to cheat!
0:08:10 > 0:08:11He talks to everyone.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14It's the pre-recorded speech he gives every year.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Yeah, they beam them right into your brain.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Ew! I don't care. Maxum Man's right, I can't cheat anymore.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23We're no better than them.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26THEY BABBLE
0:08:26 > 0:08:29OK, so we're a little better than them, but you get my point.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I knew it! I knew you'd do the right thing.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35BOTH: Me, too...
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Sure, we aren't controlled by an evil genius but we have something better.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Please say cheating, please say cheating...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42No, each other!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44And together, we're going to play
0:08:44 > 0:08:47that mega dodge cannonball game and win!
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Argh!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Vana, no!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Whoa, ugh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Told you we should have chea... Ugh!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Wow, not cheating is sure going to hurt.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Ethan crush!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Argh!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Argh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Eric!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14CROWD CHEERS He's still alive!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Eric, you can't win! Cheat, man!
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Cheat!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Don't do it, Eric.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22HE PANTS
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Ha-ha!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What's he doing?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Oh, I can't watch!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34What is he doing?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Look at the good guy! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39HENCHMEN LAUGH
0:09:40 > 0:09:42What are you doing, you dolts? Get him!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49He'll be massacred!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Ooh, let me see!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53But he's your best friend!
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Huh, still...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Goodbye, Sidekick.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- KITTY GASPS - Eric!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Fire!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15I did it! CHEERING
0:10:15 > 0:10:19He did it! The Sidekicks win, the Sidekicks win!
0:10:19 > 0:10:21In a move reminiscent of Maxum Man himself,
0:10:21 > 0:10:25though far less impressive, Eric Needles has won!
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Gah!
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Can you believe it? We won! The good guys finally won!
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Ha-ha-ha!- Whoo-hoo!- All right!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36KLAXON SOUNDS
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Sidekicks lose two points for breaking rule 47.43,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42no excessive celebration on the podium.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44The Henchmen win! CROWD BOOS
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Give it, it's mine!- No! - I won unfair and...
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Well, we may not have won
0:10:48 > 0:10:51but at least we're still the good guys.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52- Yargh!- Haw-haw-haw!