0:14:02 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Now we rule the school
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Just like superheroes
0:14:25 > 0:14:26# Just like superzeros
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# but only half as big Sidekick! #
0:14:33 > 0:14:36It's that magical time of year once again, sidekicks.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Welcome to Family Fun Day!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44It's our annual celebration of all the Fs we hold dear -
0:14:44 > 0:14:47family, fun and fighting to win.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Right, Maxum Mom? - You bet, Maxum Son!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Let's show these ninnies what fun is all about.
0:14:56 > 0:15:01Ha-ha-ha. And nothing says fun like toss the villain!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Oof.- Ah.- Eek.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- Ha!- Aaah!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Argh...
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Family Day is all about spending quality time together.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Remember - family is forever.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18But winning is what really counts.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Argh!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Don't slouch, junior.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24CHEERING
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Brain, you drive like an old lady.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30We're going to be late for Family Fun Day!
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Ugh, enough with your front-seat back-seat driving.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Here is your lunch and a sweater.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38But it's summer.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Oh, that reminds me...sun block.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Pfft, why are you being so nice to me?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Because I am your sworn guardian and protector.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Plus, I don't want you to have any excuses to be coming home early.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Please be getting out now.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Argh!
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Vait!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59This permission slip, every student must have a signed permission slip.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Whew, that was close.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Imagine if I had forgotten
0:16:04 > 0:16:06and we had to spend the entire day together!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Ha! By signing this,
0:16:08 > 0:16:14you two are legally bound to spend the entire day together. Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17No-o-o-o-o-o!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21We might be stuck with each other, but just be cool, OK?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23All my friends and their families are here.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Hello, I am always cool.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Ugh, you're not listening to me! - Hey, Vana.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Oh, hi, Eric.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35I just don't understand why the events have to be so...competitive.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Because if you don't compete, you can't win.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40And I like winning!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43If only we could all just...tie. Ah!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Wouldn't that be nice?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Argh...gah!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Ow...
0:16:51 > 0:16:55Hi, Eric! This is the boy I've been telling you about.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- KITTY'S FAMILY:- He's so cute!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Come on, Trevor, do we have to go through this every year?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Yes.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'm at a school event with my dad.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09That's negative fun.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Oh, you'll have a great time with your old dad, you just wait and see.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16No...
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Velcome to Family Fun Day.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22You vill have fun!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Our first event, ze spoon race.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Each team must carry a ball to ze finish line with
0:17:26 > 0:17:28a spoon in their mouths.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29Ze balls are made of dark matter,
0:17:29 > 0:17:33the heaviest material in the universe - deal with it.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Go!
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Ugh, come on, Eric. You spoon race like an old lady.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40This is hopeless, we'll never get to the finish.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I do wish to get this over with.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Hey, I have a gravitational force programme that should do the trick.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Grr...
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Gah!
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Great, now we only have five planets left in the solar system
0:17:58 > 0:18:00and we're still stuck here.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Quick, son, pass me the ball.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Where'd it go?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I swallowed it, OK?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09A spoon gets near my mouth and I swallow. I can't help it!
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Not that you care...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Grr.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Argh!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Would you excuse me for a moment, son?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- I'll be right back. - Sure, whatever.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Argh!
0:18:19 > 0:18:24I'm trying, but he makes it so hard.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Sometimes I just want to...
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Hug the stuffing out of him!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Look what happened while you were gone!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Grr, eeeh. Gah!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Congratulations, first prize. Here's your ribbon.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I just want to thank everyone for not being as good as me...as usual.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43And in the spirit of friendship,
0:18:43 > 0:18:46I'd like to share this victory with you all.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Friendship? Argh!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50WHISTLE BLASTS
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Time for sidekick tag. Everyone, grab your proton cannon.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58It's go time.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Remember, being hit by ze cannon will momentarily send players
0:19:02 > 0:19:05to another dimension, where intense anguish vill transpire.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Everyone ready...
0:19:07 > 0:19:11We surrender. Make peace, not war.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh, come on!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15You couldn't even wait for the bell?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Eek!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19HORN HONKS
0:19:19 > 0:19:21SCREAMING
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, Eric, check this out.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Cool, your satellite tracking programme will make winning a cinch.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I got this one.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Aaah!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I don't know about this game, Trevor.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38- These things seem awfully complicated.- Man, ugh.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42- I always get the broken one. - Whoa, be careful there, sport.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45You don't want to zap your old man, do you? Ha-ha. Ah!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Um... Where'd he go?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52So cold, so very cold.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57Great, you go to an alien dimension, but did you get me anything?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59No! Some dad you are.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'll be right back.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10He-he-he-ha-ha-ha.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16- Not bad...- Thanks.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- ..for someone of your limited abilities.- Thanks...
0:20:24 > 0:20:28Uh-oh, Kitty's team has cornered us. We are doomed!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Not yet, I've got a plan.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Kitty, I'll go to a movie with you if you let me win.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Done!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41I must say, I am suitably impressed by your strategies, Eric.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43And you aren't as annoying as usual.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47This Family Day may turn out to be fun-ish, after all.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Family Fun Day has been cancelled!
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Never again will we be forced to spend time with our families.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Never again will we need to pretend to like each other.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Never again will we be forced to have fun!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Just my luck, we start winning and the day gets ruined by Xox.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Well, I'm not letting this family gathering end like
0:21:11 > 0:21:15so many others, with senseless violence.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Wait, what are you doing?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Hold it right there, Xox!
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You hate Family Fun Day?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Well, I hate it too, but it doesn't have to be a complete loss.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31Why destroy us when you could humiliate us, then destroy us?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That makes no sense, but go on.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38One event - you win, you get to destroy all these families...
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Ah!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42..and if I win, you get to not destroy them.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Oh...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Gah! Argh...
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Fine, I accept. Anything to end this torture.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55Prepare to be decimated.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Ha-ha-ha!
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Let's get this over with!
0:21:57 > 0:22:00My German potato salad is festering in the sun.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Ze final event is the three-legged race...
0:22:07 > 0:22:08of doom!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You vill need a partner.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14Oh, oh! Pick me, pick me!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16No, anyone but him.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19No, no, no!
0:22:20 > 0:22:25Trevor, you know if you and Xox win, he's going to destroy us all, right?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Erm, what's your point?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30HORN HONKS
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- What are you doing? - I've done the calculations.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37With your dangly legs, there is no way for us to beat them.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38You don't even have legs!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Whoa!
0:22:44 > 0:22:48So, how do you want to destroy everyone? Spoons?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50We'll talk about that later.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Just keep your eye on the... Argh!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56See you later, cliffhangers!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Eric, forget your almost-witty line and keep your eye on the... Oh!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Ah!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Gah, you weigh a tonne.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Actually, 4.8 tonnes.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Ah, help me! Pull me up!
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Forget it, it's every villain for himself.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16Whoa.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21You know, maybe my dad is nice and kind of treats me really well
0:23:21 > 0:23:24and stuff, but I still like him better than you.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Your weakling father might be happy spending quality time with you,
0:23:28 > 0:23:31but Xox doesn't lose.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Brain, come on, we have to think of something.
0:23:33 > 0:23:38For the families, for Trevor, so we can get this over with.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Uh-oh.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Brain, reboot yourself, or something.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Have a nice trip, ta-ta!
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Aaah!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Trevor, no!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Aaah!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52He-he-he-ha-ha-ha.
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Gah.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59You could have done that the whole time?
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Meh, I like to build up the drama. - Nice one!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05OK, let's win this thing.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07You bet. What thing?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13No-o-o-o-o-o...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I think we learned something valuable, today.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Always read permission slips before signing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I think we learned something else, too.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I don't know how to say it, so I'll just say it...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Me and you, the two of us...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I know, I know.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38..let's never do anything together again.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Agreed. Let us go home and ignore each other forever.