To Party Perchance to Party

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick school

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best whilst playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superheroes

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:35What's this? Maxum Man's in trouble?

0:00:36 > 0:00:40Ha-ha! You can't defeat The Extrapolator!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Let him have it, Maxum Man!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50- Give him the old ring-a-ding ding! - I'll do that, Golly-Gee Kid!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Rargh!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57I saw that coming. So predictable. Bored now

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Rargh!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01Oh, ho!

0:01:02 > 0:01:08It's like he somehow knows what I'm going to do before I do it.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12Duh! Hello! I extrapolate things, hence my name, The Extrapolator!

0:01:12 > 0:01:18Let's see you predict this! Golly-Gee Kid, get in position.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20- That's your own sidekick, man.- Argh!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Sidekicks, when the world's at its darkest,

0:01:25 > 0:01:29they are the night light of justice!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Whoops! Blasted robotic hand.

0:01:36 > 0:01:41And thus we see another example of a sidekick's many painful duties.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Questions?- Oh, oh!- Eric?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Couldn't our hero just throw a rock instead?- A rock!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Dude, that was epic.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- Come on, someone hurl me!- Ooh.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53- BELL RINGS - Weekend!

0:01:53 > 0:01:56My face! My face!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59We've got to do something fun this weekend.

0:01:59 > 0:02:03No, wait, something wicked fun this weekend.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08- No, wicked awesome fun. - Shush! It's Vana.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- You ready for my party tonight? - Am I?!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I've been practising my party skills all week.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16DISCO MUSIC BLARES

0:02:16 > 0:02:19MUSIC STOPS

0:02:20 > 0:02:21KITTY CRIES

0:02:22 > 0:02:24BOTH: Argh!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Trevor, I think Vana's having a party tonight.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28How do you know?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It was something about the way she said,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32"You ready for my party tonight?"

0:02:32 > 0:02:35OK, one, it is pronounced part-ay.

0:02:35 > 0:02:39And, two, we are going to that part-ay.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43- Excuse me, girls...- Part-ay!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45BOTH: Argh!

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Argh! It's us, Eric and Trevor!

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Eric, are you OK?! Oh, I'm so sorry. You startled us.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00I didn't mean to completely trash you like that. Are you hurt?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03I'm fine. And you didn't completely trash me...

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Completely.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Oh, you're so brave!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11- I love you.- What?- What?- Ladies!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13We heard about your little part-ay.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Ah, it's so not your kind of party.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, we're all kinds of part-ay!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20We love parties.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24INDIAN MUSIC

0:03:30 > 0:03:33ROCK MUSIC

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Right on!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Weren't there girls here two seconds ago?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yeah! You really think the girls

0:03:56 > 0:03:58won't mind us showing up at their party?

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Dude, they are going to love it when we trash their part-ay.

0:04:02 > 0:04:09- Um, you mean 'crash', right? - Hmmm, yes, sure, whatever.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10ALARM WAILS Agh!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Relax, it's the Maxum alarm.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Let's go.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, look, the Disappointing Duo.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, look, it's the...

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Disappointing...

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Guy,

0:04:25 > 0:04:27who is a computer, so he doesn't have a body...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29to live in.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Burn! Nice one, Eric.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Ahem... The dastardly Drilliam Shakespeare

0:04:35 > 0:04:38has escaped from his diamond vault super prison.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Wow! Well, see you.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Not so fast.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45Maxum Man is missing

0:04:45 > 0:04:49and it's your duty as a freeloading sidekick to do his duty.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54- But we're going to a party. - Dude, it's 'part-ay',

0:04:54 > 0:04:58just like 'Mond-ay' or 'cheesec-ake'.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hey, is that the Mall of Justice?

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Gametronic!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Argh! The Music Mangler!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Are you wanting to stop Drilliam now?

0:05:09 > 0:05:14Ach, fine! He's just a horse with a head drill. How long can it take?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18There are 16 stages to defeating Drilliam Shakespeare,

0:05:18 > 0:05:21so five or six hours tops.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23What? That will take all week!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Can't we just drop a rock on him or something?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- But that won't...- How big a rock? - Oh!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34To drill or not to drill, that is the question.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36And the answer is...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38drill the dill!

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Argh!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ha-ha!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- JET WHIRRS - At last, Maxum Man's jet.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50That can only mean...

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Yes!- Party!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56LAUGHTER AND MUSIC

0:05:56 > 0:05:59BEEPING

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Vana?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Hey! Thermal pizza guys, cool!

0:06:05 > 0:06:11No, Kitty, it's party crashers. Do you want to have a little fun?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Dude, it's an intercom.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Classy people have stuff like that.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Vana, we're here for the party...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24OK, that didn't work.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27We're going to have to dial it up, Sidekick style!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Ooh, that's using your thinker box!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Hey, lasers, get a load of me.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43It's those party crashers again.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47# Laser proof! My tinfoil's laser proof... #

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Is that a giant baked potato?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Looks like. And what we do to baked potatoes?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55We bake them.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I was going for bake them.- But baked potatoes are already baked.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Just press the button.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Ow! Ow! Hot, hot, hot!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Hey! Time to chill out.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16ALARM WAILS

0:07:18 > 0:07:20GROWLING

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Um... Hello?

0:07:22 > 0:07:23- Grr!- Aargh!

0:07:25 > 0:07:31Whoa! They have robot walruses, Trevor, and they love the cold.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Dude, I think I've got this one.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40He's beating the robot walruses with some kind of big mitten.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Activate the Finger Smasher.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Hurry, Trevor, hurry!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Ow! My wiggly pokers!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Look what they did to my wiggly pokers!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55That's it, Trevor, we're never getting in.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57We'll have to have our own party,

0:07:57 > 0:07:59a party of sadness.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02- THEY SOB - Methinks these sidekicks

0:08:02 > 0:08:07doth whimper too much.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09You thought a rock could stoppeth me?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- What's this thing on my head, huh? Hmm?- This is not a good time.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You see that house? There's a party in that house

0:08:15 > 0:08:18and it's going to end soon and I'm missing it!

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Trevor, do you still have that list? - Do I?!

0:08:22 > 0:08:28Drill guy, get ready for the worst five hours of your life. Six, tops.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, pleaseth! Do thy worst.

0:08:32 > 0:08:37The quality of mercy is not strained. Mercy, please!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40How do you like that?

0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'm pouring sour milk on your face.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45Trevor, why am I pouring sour milk on his face?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's Step 15, dude.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Huh! Eric, look at Step 16!

0:08:50 > 0:08:55- It's my chance to shine.- A Sacrifice Save? Like the training video?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59- Are you sure, Trevor? - Dude, I have never been

0:08:59 > 0:09:01so unsure of anything in my life.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Um, OK.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Was that boy not thine friend?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Thou can't be serious.- Argh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- There it is.- Ah!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23The Promised Land!

0:09:25 > 0:09:30COCK CROWS BOTH: What? No! No!

0:09:30 > 0:09:31THEY SOB

0:09:31 > 0:09:37- Thanks for the party, Vana.- Best party ever!- Love your new doorway.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41What are you two doing here? And what's with the crying?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43We should have just done

0:09:43 > 0:09:45the 16 steps from the start.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Now there's no part-ay left

0:09:47 > 0:09:49for little Eric and Trevor.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50THEY SOB

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, Eric, do you need a tissue?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54A hug? My eternal and enduring love?

0:09:54 > 0:09:59- What?- What?- Well, if coming to our party meant that much to you,

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I guess we could party a little more.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04BOTH: You'd do that? For us?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Explosive supreme party high-five!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13I've got to say, this colour totally works for you.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Fire engine red. Wicked!

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Eric, can I put lipstick on you?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yeah, that's enough partying.