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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick

0:00:16 > 0:00:17# That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big!- Sidekick!- #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ha!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Eat virtual lasers!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Mine!

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Oh!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43I got it!

0:00:46 > 0:00:47This is too easy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Come on, over here!

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Man, I am good!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Let's set the danger level to maximum.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00You can't. Only Maxum Man can change...

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Warning! Game settings at maximum.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05User destruction likely.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06But how...?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hiiiiya!

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Wicked.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15How did you change the safety settings?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Even I don't have that security clearance.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Maybe the computer just senses my superiority.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Let's test it out.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23- How about this. - The scanner must be busted.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25It never works for me.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Let a professional do it.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30- BLEEP - Access granted.- Hello, Vana.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31Ow!

0:01:31 > 0:01:32THEY GASP

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- ALL:- Maxum chocolate!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36OK, this is too much.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Brain?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40- Agh!- Hello? I am not being a touch-screen.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Where did you even put that finger last?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Why are you letting her get away with stuff, and not me?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm the one who lives here.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Um...it is not being your business...

0:01:49 > 0:01:51- HE SNIFFS - Mr Smelly Finger.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Of course it's my business.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm Maxum Man's Sidekick.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And I don't have smelly fingers.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58HE SNIFFS

0:01:58 > 0:02:00OK, I have smelly fingers.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02But at least I HAVE fingers!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03THEY GASP

0:02:03 > 0:02:06So now you are getting the personal? You really want to know why

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Vana has a higher security clearance than you?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Yeah!- Really?

0:02:10 > 0:02:11Maybe we should leave.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Wait, this is getting juicy.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Just spit it out, you pile of junk.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16Fine, I will!

0:02:16 > 0:02:20It's because Vana was Maxum Man's first choice for Sidekick.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21THEY GASP

0:02:21 > 0:02:24There, I said it. My RAM is clear.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yes, I knew it! Yes, yes,

0:02:26 > 0:02:27YES!

0:02:27 > 0:02:28I don't believe it.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30It totally makes sense.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I'm a way better sidekick than you.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- That much is true.- What?

0:02:34 > 0:02:38OK, if you think she'd be better at being Maxum Man's sidekick than me,

0:02:38 > 0:02:40then she can have it.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41How do you like that?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44PARTY HORNS, CHEERING

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Did you say something?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Fine, then...

0:02:47 > 0:02:48I quit!

0:02:48 > 0:02:50WHEE

0:02:50 > 0:02:52ERIC CRIES

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Ohh-ha-ho-ho. I guess you...

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Eric's upset because he hosed himself

0:02:58 > 0:03:02out of Maxum Dan's sidekick thingy, so he's staying here for ever,

0:03:02 > 0:03:03thank you, good night.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Oh...

0:03:04 > 0:03:05WHOMP

0:03:05 > 0:03:07It's over.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I'm not Maxum Man's sidekick any more.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10BLONK

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Yeah, I bet Vana moved all kinds of girlie junk into your old room.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27There. Much better.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Would you stop hitting me?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32So you're not Maxum Man's sidekick.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I bet you there's lots of heroes

0:03:34 > 0:03:36who'd want you to be their human shield.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37You think so?

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Eh.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Ugh.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ho, ho! Well done, Vana.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43The house is spotless.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45SCRAPE

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Um, why are you moving the sofa?

0:03:48 > 0:03:49It looks better over here.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Hmm. - KEYBOARD TAPS

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Now what are you doing?

0:03:53 > 0:03:54I'm improving security.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56The mansion really needs a more powerful system.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59But I am not needing an upgrade.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Don't think of it as an upgrade.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Think of it as a replacement.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Good day.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08I am Sentinel.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Can I get you anything, before I replace you?

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Replace me?

0:04:12 > 0:04:14There is no way you can be replacing

0:04:14 > 0:04:16my massive, robotic, fox-like cunning!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18I dare you to try!

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Very well.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21But would you mind looking behind you first?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Certainly, I do not see the harm in...

0:04:25 > 0:04:27..there is the harm.

0:04:27 > 0:04:28WHOMP

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Ohhh!

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Ugh.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Got the boot, huh, Maxum Brain?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38So who's the stinky one now?

0:04:38 > 0:04:39HE SNIFFS

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I really should wash these.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43I was kicked out by Vana.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47This is the worst day of my operational life span.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49What are we going to do?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Hnngggh!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53An untested defence system,

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Maxum Man not home,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58and one little girl sidekick.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02It's like Maxum Man is inviting me to smash his mansion to dust!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Eee-he-he-ha-ha....

0:05:04 > 0:05:08HACKING COUGH

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Now she is running around the mansion like she owns the place.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15I wish I never picked her.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18What do you mean, "You picked her"?

0:05:18 > 0:05:21You said she was Maxum Man's first choice.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Did you say something?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I knew it!

0:05:24 > 0:05:25I knew Maxum Man chose me.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Hah!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28That's the truth, isn't it?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30That is crazy talk, I-I...

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh, fine! Yes, he always wanted you.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Vana was my first choice.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36She seemed perfect -

0:05:36 > 0:05:38clean, smart, nice smell -

0:05:38 > 0:05:39everything you are not!

0:05:39 > 0:05:40You lied to me?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Do you know what this means?

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Absolutely...

0:05:43 > 0:05:44not.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47It means I AM Maxum Man's sidekick,

0:05:47 > 0:05:50and we're getting our mansion back.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53DOORBELL CHIME

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Maxum Man's newest and greatest sidekick, Vana, here.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Sorry, but your sidekick career isn't in right now.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02If you'd like to leave a message...

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Sure, I'll leave a message.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06# Maxum Man picked me

0:06:06 > 0:06:08# You are not his sidekick

0:06:08 > 0:06:10# Cos Maxum Brain lied! #

0:06:10 > 0:06:12That is a catchy tune.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14HE HUMS

0:06:14 > 0:06:17It's true, Vana. Maxum Man didn't pick you.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18He always wanted Eric.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20What?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Well, too bad.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Because I'm his sidekick now, and nobody is taking that away from me.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Not even Master Xox!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Master Xox?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Why would Master Xox want to...

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Not now, Trevor!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Uh, dude?

0:06:33 > 0:06:34I said, not now...

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Whoa!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Sidekicks, your destruction is at hand.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43THEY SCREAM

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Wha...?

0:06:46 > 0:06:48HE SCREAMS

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Wow! That new security computer is amazing.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Rub it in, why don't you?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE SOBS

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Initialising counter-offensive manoeuvre delta gamma...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Don't bother, already did it.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Um...re-routing power to the...

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Done.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Fine.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Initiating sarcastic response...

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Ugh.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Could you be any slower?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16Eric might need a bucket of circuits to help him, but I don't.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19What are you doing? Um, I know you're good and all,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22but do you really think you should turn off the security system

0:07:22 > 0:07:25while we're under attack by the world's greatest supervillain?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28I'll show them. I'll show them all...

0:07:28 > 0:07:30I can do this myself!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Pardon me, but would Maxum Man be home?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Nope. It's just you and me, Xox...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38and Kitty.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- Uh...- But mostly me.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Maxum Man's ultimate sidekick, and I'm taking you down.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47BOOM, PIG SQUEALS

0:07:47 > 0:07:48LASER CANNON FIRE

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Trevor, focus! The girls need help.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53But Vana totally ditched you.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57Maxum Man would help her, so I'm going to help her.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00That's what real heroes do.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Boring.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03I'm heading to the boom room.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04It's no time for games!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Uh, it's no time for girls.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's always time for games.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Video games are the answer to everything.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Wait! Trevor, you're brilliant!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Huh, I know, right?

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Check me foot-eating these chips.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Kitty.- 'Eric?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24'Eric! We need your help!'

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Oh, no.- 'No, we don't!'

0:08:28 > 0:08:30THEY SCREAM

0:08:32 > 0:08:35MASTER Xox CACKLES

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- BLEEP - OK...ahem.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40'Maybe I could use a little help.'

0:08:41 > 0:08:42MASTER Xox CACKLES

0:08:42 > 0:08:44One distraction is coming up.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Initiating Party Programme, Version 4.0 -

0:08:49 > 0:08:50dance, baby, dance!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54- INDIAN DANCE MUSIC - # Vah-ta-pah-nah-neh-tey par-tay-too... #

0:08:54 > 0:08:55What?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58What's happening?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00What's going on?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Waahh! - THUD

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Yyyyaah!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Take that,

0:09:04 > 0:09:06and this,

0:09:06 > 0:09:07and some of those.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10You know that's a toy, right?

0:09:10 > 0:09:12And that I'm a master supervillain?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Would you stop that?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18I have a very special way to deal with you.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yeeeow.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Ha-ha! I love yarn.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29No need to hide, I won't hurt you.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I just want the mansion, its weapons...

0:09:31 > 0:09:33and to hurt you!

0:09:33 > 0:09:34HE CACKLES

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Ohhh! I hope he doesn't find us.

0:09:37 > 0:09:38What's wrong with your voice?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's part of the plan.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- He has to think we're defenceless, so...- Hey, Xox!

0:09:42 > 0:09:44We're waiting!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47I'm going to enjoy this.

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Show yourselves, sidekicks.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Why can he not just be opening the door, for once?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Ooh, matching outfits!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I'm SO scared(!)

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Brain, as Maxum Man's real sidekick,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I'm ordering you to dial up the danger level to 11.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yes, sir! With pleasure, sir!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Hey, Xox.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12I'm back.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Gah!

0:10:14 > 0:10:15LASER FIRE

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Wahhhhh...

0:10:17 > 0:10:18Umpf!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19INDIAN DANCE MUSIC

0:10:19 > 0:10:22So you weren't Maxum Man's first choice as sidekick.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25So what? Look at it this way -

0:10:25 > 0:10:27if I ever get maimed in a horrific accident,

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- you're next in line. - Don't give me any ideas, Needles.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33You were so cute, Eric! I mean, awesome. You were awesome.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Perhaps I have judged you too harshly, Eric.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39And to show how much confidence in you I now have,

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I have upgraded your permanent security clearance...

0:10:42 > 0:10:44All right!

0:10:44 > 0:10:45..to the second lowest level.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Agh!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49You know what, Brain?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51It's pretty good to be a sidekick again.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Yeeeow.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55He-he-he!