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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick - what an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:36 > 0:00:39ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:00:39 > 0:00:41MUSIC STOPS

0:00:41 > 0:00:43HIS BONES CRACK

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'm asking Vana to the dance today.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48She's going to say no, but I'm asking anyway!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ah, hot, hot!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Why does the thermonuclear foodatron have to make things so hot?

0:01:02 > 0:01:04And so tasty.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Gah, bus! Hey, wait!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10HE COUGHS

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hmm!

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Mm. CLOCK:- I don't want to live in an old folk's home!

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Come on, people, this dance isn't going to decorate itself.

0:01:20 > 0:01:25Hoist that disco ball, sweep that floor, paint that banner!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I haven't got all day - move it!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Sorry I'm late to help decorate.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34I burned my hand, missed the bus then coughed up bacon and ate it.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39- And that's not gross, because... - Wow, THAT IS SO INTERESTING(!)

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Well, what is it? Is there something else?

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Spit it out, I haven't got all day!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Move it! Move it!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Hey, Trevor. When did you volunteer to decorate for the dance?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57What dance?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02I don't know, it's missing something.

0:02:02 > 0:02:04Yeah, I was going to paint something in his nose

0:02:04 > 0:02:06but I don't have any green paint, so...

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Wait a sec!

0:02:10 > 0:02:12OK...

0:02:12 > 0:02:15It's now or never, it's the do-or-die moment,

0:02:15 > 0:02:20the time for waiting is over, it's time to ask Vana to the dance!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Yep, I, I, I...- Oh, just do it!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27What now?!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Um, as you know, the school dance is tomorrow,

0:02:30 > 0:02:34and I was wondering if...if, you know, you'd, um...

0:02:34 > 0:02:36APPROACHING WHOOSH

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Aghhhh!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Ohhhh...

0:02:43 > 0:02:46ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:02:46 > 0:02:47MUSIC STOPS

0:02:48 > 0:02:50HIS BONES CRACK

0:02:50 > 0:02:52I'm asking Vana to the dance today.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54She's going to say no, but I'm asking anyway.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06Ah, so hot! But so tasty.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Wait a sec, this feels kind of familiar.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10And painful.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Hmm, weird. Gah! The bus!

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Hey, wait!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18HE COUGHS

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Hmm. Oh, yeah.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Cool.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26I don't want to live in an old folk's home!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Come on, people, this dance isn't going to decorate itself.

0:03:29 > 0:03:34Hoist that disco ball, sweep that floor, paint that banner!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36I haven't got all day - move it!

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Wow, deja again.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Well, what is it?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Sorry I'm late, I burned my hand,

0:03:43 > 0:03:46missed the bus, then coughed up bacon and ate it.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Wow, THAT IS SO INTERESTING(!)

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

0:03:51 > 0:03:56Is there something else? Spit it out! I haven't got all day, move it!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58MOVE IT!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Something's up. I feel like I've done this before.

0:04:03 > 0:04:08- Hey, when did you start decorating for the dance? BOTH:- What dance?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10See, something weird IS going on!

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Dude, you're like a mind-reader or something.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Bet you can't guess what I'm going to do next.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Yeah, I knew you were going to do that. And - gross.

0:04:21 > 0:04:26- Next, I try to ask Vana to the dance. But I freeze out.- Oh, just do it.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- What?!- Em, have you ever had that feeling you're about to

0:04:31 > 0:04:33do something you've already done?

0:04:33 > 0:04:34APPROACHING WHOOSH

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Aghhh!- Aghhhh!

0:04:37 > 0:04:42Right...Kitty crashing. I definitely remember... Ah!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:04:44 > 0:04:45MUSIC STOPS

0:04:47 > 0:04:48HIS BONES CRACK

0:04:48 > 0:04:51I'm asking Vana to the dance today.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56I knew it! Everything IS repeating. Man, I can't wait to tell Trevor.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02Hmm.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Ow, ow! Too tasty not to repeat.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yes!

0:05:12 > 0:05:17Hey, it's Static Clint and, eh, some weird clock dude. That's strange.

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Come on, people, this dance isn't going to decorate itself.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- Vana?- Hey, Eric, guess what?

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Yeah, yeah, I know, awesome picture of Pamplemoose.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Hey, how'd you know I was going to paint Pamplemoose?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I didn't know I was going to paint Pamplemoose.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34You know what? I should totally paint Pamplemoose!

0:05:34 > 0:05:38No, Kitty, wait! Kitty, don't strap on that helmet.

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Anything for you, Eric.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43Eric, those decorations aren't going to hang themselves.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45But the helmet's going to malfunction!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Uh, I don't have time for this!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Give it to me! - But...it's...dangerous.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Ha, got it!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56And there it goes.

0:05:56 > 0:05:57ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:05:57 > 0:05:59MUSIC STOPS

0:05:59 > 0:06:02OK. Maybe I could use a little help figuring out what's going on.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Hmm, sounds like a garden-variety time loop.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Plenty of supers and evil masterminds can do that.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14- OK, but which one?- Mm, hard to say.

0:06:14 > 0:06:18There's Pendulum Pete, Big Ben, Tic-Toc Timmy, The Clock Puncher...

0:06:18 > 0:06:20The Clock Puncher! I saw him from the bus.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Static Clint was chasing him.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Static Clint?! I wonder...

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Of course!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30If Static Clint's electric powers are combined with

0:06:30 > 0:06:34the Clock Puncher's time-slowing abilities, the day is erased,

0:06:34 > 0:06:35and you start all over again.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Erased?- As if it never happened.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:06:40 > 0:06:42MUSIC STOPS

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Trevor, we're caught in a time loop, so we can do anything we want.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47How soon can you get here?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49DASHING FOOTSTEPS

0:06:49 > 0:06:54- BREATHLESS:- I assume we start in the, er, evil gadgets room?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Huh?

0:06:57 > 0:06:58TREVOR CACKLES

0:07:00 > 0:07:02BWARK!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08THEY GIGGLE

0:07:10 > 0:07:11- Mmm. - LIQUID TRICKLES

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- Yaaa!- Woo-hoo!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Ugh.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Doing all this stuff is fun,

0:07:26 > 0:07:30but when nobody remembers your cool pranks, what good is it?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Besides, I'll never get to ask Vana to the dance if I keep avoiding it.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38It's time to stop the time stopper and his stopping of time!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45We're here, Dad. Heroic Pines, home for ageing supers.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Welcome to your...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49- SLOWLY:- ..new home.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Hey, stop using your powers on me! - I'm not going!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56I want to keep supering.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Get your hands off!- Come on, Dad...

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Ow! Dad, you can't change your mind now. I've already paid the deposit.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Stop being so stubborn!

0:08:09 > 0:08:15- Guys!- Dad, stop. Don't make me do this.- What, make my hair stand up?

0:08:15 > 0:08:17TYRES SCREECH

0:08:17 > 0:08:19All right, that's it! I warned you.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22BUZZING AND CLOCK TOLLING

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Guys, you have to stop. Your fighting keeps causing time to...

0:08:28 > 0:08:29ROCK MUSIC BLARES

0:08:29 > 0:08:30MUSIC STOPS

0:08:30 > 0:08:32OK, a little quicker this time.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Ah, hot, hot! Always time for time-loop bacon.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43- We're here, Dad.- Stop!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You can't force the Clock Puncher to live in Heroic Pines,

0:08:45 > 0:08:49or you guys will fight, and it'll make time loop over and over!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52But he can't stay with me. I barely have room for a mini fridge.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- No-one's going to lock me up! - Now, Dad, just calm down.- Guys!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00ALL: Aghhh!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06OK, I hope this works. Be ready for my cue, you're my secret weapon.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- We're here, Dad. Hey, what are you doing?- No-one's going to lock me up!

0:09:15 > 0:09:17You can't just...

0:09:17 > 0:09:18I'm sorry to do this,

0:09:18 > 0:09:22but you two are going to use your superpowers and make time loop.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Which'll be fun at first, but boy, will it get annoying after a while.

0:09:27 > 0:09:31I know, this isn't your fault, you don't have room for your dad.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34And you don't want to retire because you want to keep on supering.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38But I think I may have found a reason for you to change your mind.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40You can come out now.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Clock Puncher, meet Suzy Sweetie. Suzy, meet the Clock Puncher.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- So...are you good to go? - And how, hoo-hoo-hoo.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ah, I did it, I fixed time.

0:09:55 > 0:09:59Oh, got to go, time to ask Vana to the dance.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Question - do you like to cha-cha?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04STATIC CLINT MURMURS IN FRUSTRATION

0:10:06 > 0:10:08Agh, agh, aghhhh!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Hi, Eric!- Hey, Kitty.

0:10:11 > 0:10:15Eric, my hero! I better take a look at the hydraulics.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21- Vana?- Yes, Eric? - So, look, I was wondering...- Yes?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Why is this so difficult? - Go ahead, just ask.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Vana, would you like to go to the dance with...?

0:10:29 > 0:10:35- What?- Agh!- Was ist that?! Herr Needles! You like to paint, huh?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Well, then, you will paint every wall in the school.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Which means...NO DANCE FOR YOU!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43The dance!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47I've been so busy decorating that I never even got invited.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Heck, at the last minute like this I even think I'd have gone with you.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54But, but, but, but, but...

0:10:54 > 0:10:57No! I need a do-over!

0:10:57 > 0:11:01DO-OVER!