Eric Squared

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick, Sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, Sidekick - what an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:39 > 0:00:40A-ha!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42Ooh!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Aargh!

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Ugh...

0:00:56 > 0:00:59GHOSTLY MOANING

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Seriously? You hid in the confiscated evil gadget room again? So obvious.

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Uh, yeah, cos there's always awesome stuff in here, like this.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Aah! - Freedom! Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Well, these kitten mittens seem harmless.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Stop touching the evil devices!

0:01:19 > 0:01:22OK, I could definitely do that...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24but on the other hand,

0:01:24 > 0:01:25I could totally not.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27No, don't!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33- What just happened? - I don't know.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, I'm sure it won't come back to burn us.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Freeze, intruders!

0:01:37 > 0:01:39And there it is.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You've got two seconds to tell me how you got into the mansion

0:01:42 > 0:01:44and why you look exactly like us.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Erm, first, this is our mansion

0:01:46 > 0:01:51and second, we don't look like you, YOU look like us.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52All right, we look like you!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56Hey, that's my trans-dimensional teleporter device!

0:01:56 > 0:02:00So this transported us to an alternate dimension. You guys ARE us!

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- BOTH:- Wicked! Hey, you sound just like me!

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Ha-ha! La-la-la-laa...

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Hey, I wonder if Vana would like me if I wore eyeliner.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12So, that's why you're here.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Well, no-one is going to steal Vana from me...

0:02:15 > 0:02:17if I had her. And I will have her!

0:02:17 > 0:02:18Wow, crazy much?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Let's get 'em!

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Aargh!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Trevor, send us home! Do it, do it!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30CHIMP CHATTERS Aah! Wrong dimension!

0:02:30 > 0:02:32ROBOT BEEPS AND TOILET FLUSHES

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Still wrong.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37GARGLING: Definitely wrong.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Who are deez spindly little boys?

0:02:40 > 0:02:41- Hee-hee-hee!- Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46I think we're back in our dimension.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Man, I had no idea there were so many us's out there.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55Hey, goody two-shoes, did you think you could get away that easily?

0:02:55 > 0:03:01Ha! Look what I found! Alternate dimension, alternate gadget!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Yah!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05- Ha!- Hurgh!- Gah!- Ha!

0:03:05 > 0:03:09Argh! Stop doing what I'm doing!

0:03:09 > 0:03:12BOTH: Trevor, a little help?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13BOTH BELCH

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Brain!

0:03:17 > 0:03:21I see someone was playing in the confiscated evil gadget room again,

0:03:21 > 0:03:23which that someone should not be doing.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24And now what do we have?

0:03:24 > 0:03:28More Erics and Trevors, as if anyone needed that!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33So, you're...evil.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35What's that like?

0:03:35 > 0:03:36You wouldn't understand.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39You weren't raised in an old, run-down orphanage

0:03:39 > 0:03:43then abandoned by your father-figure Super, like I was.

0:03:43 > 0:03:48What? I WAS raised in an orphanage and my Super left me, too!

0:03:51 > 0:03:55Well, I bet your dimension's Vana actually likes you.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Not like my Vana. She thinks I'm a total goof.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Nah, our Vana thinks Eric's a goof, too.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Burn! We are so the same!

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ow!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ow, too!

0:04:09 > 0:04:14Look, I'm totally sorry I got all evil on you like that.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Hey, why don't you let me make it up to you?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Sure. No, wait, you're evil, so no.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23But what if I said I know a way to get your Vana to totally like you?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'm listening.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Of all the infinite dimensions in the universe,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29your Vana is the nicest.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Really?- Really.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33And I know just how to win her over.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37VANA SIGHS

0:04:37 > 0:04:39You sure this will impress Vana?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43The Vana from my dimension loves magic tricks. Just trust me.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Remember, introduce your trick, step into your box,

0:04:46 > 0:04:49I step out of mine, bam! It looks like you teleported.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Couldn't we just use a teleporter? I mean, I have, like, 12.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Whoa!

0:04:54 > 0:04:59Hrm-hrm. Prepare to be dazzled by the magic stylings of...

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Magic tricks? I've been waiting for magic tricks?!

0:05:02 > 0:05:04I love magic!

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Are you going to conjure a dragon or summon a unicorn? Ha-ha!

0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Erm, no.- Oh.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11But something just as good!

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm going to step into that box

0:05:13 > 0:05:17and be magically transported to that other box!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19How could that be?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Well, you could use a gadget for super speed,

0:05:21 > 0:05:25invisibility, shrinking powers or an actual teleporter.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26I have two right here.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Erm, just watch and be amazed.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Ta-dah!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34That was so lame.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38OK, what's with the freeze-blaster and the eyeliner?

0:05:38 > 0:05:39Hello?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41It's been five hours!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Can I come out now?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44ROOSTER CROWS

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Anybody?

0:05:48 > 0:05:49What happened?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, the other Eric kidnapped the girls.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Shot 'em with the freezing ray. He's always doing that, you know?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56It's kind of his thing.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Of course! He was after Vana all along!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Well, no-one steals my Vana!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, not mine exactly, she sort of barely tolerates me

0:06:04 > 0:06:06but that's close enough!

0:06:06 > 0:06:07Let's go!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13Eric, your evil self is not in his cell,

0:06:13 > 0:06:16and why are you carrying the girls, who are seemingly frozen...

0:06:18 > 0:06:23..so lame. OK, what's with the freeze-blaster and the eyeliner?

0:06:23 > 0:06:24Wait, why am I in a cage?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Erm, Eric? Is this part of the trick?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Ah, Kitty. Clueless in every dimension, I see.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35Too bad you were near Vana when I froze her. She's the one I want.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- SAD VIOLIN MUSIC - Oh...

0:06:38 > 0:06:41And Vana, it's a pleasure.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43My dimension's Vana is kind of dangerous.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46She doomsday devices me whenever I even try to get close to her.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48But you're a lot nicer.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- I am?- She is?

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm sure you'll be much easier to handle.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Easy to handle? You let me...!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57Hush, hush. Just relax. We'll be leaving

0:06:57 > 0:06:59once I set the inter-dimensional bomb.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Don't tell me to relax!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03- Just who do you...- Silence!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Speak only when spoken to.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Argh! Speak when spoken to?!

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Vana smash! Aargh!

0:07:11 > 0:07:12He locked us out!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16How do I stop an evil me who knows everything I know?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Well, at least I've got you guys.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- BOTH:- Hey! - I need more friends.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24More friends... That's it!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Trevors, I need you to distract Evil Eric and fast.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Who knows what he's doing to Vana?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30..and Kitty.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I'll be right back.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Argh!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Speak when spoken to?!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Well, can you hear me now?!

0:07:39 > 0:07:43All I wanted was for Vana, any Vana, to like me!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- HIS BONES CRACK - Gah! Kitty, help me!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Sorry, Eric, but I'm too busy being clueless to help.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Why don't you just take your...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Having a girlfriend is tougher than I thought.

0:07:53 > 0:07:54DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Hey, boss. Can I come in?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00It's time to head home with my new Vana.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Once I destroy all the other dimensions,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05no other Eric will be able to steal Vana from me!

0:08:07 > 0:08:10That is great, Mr Evil Eric,

0:08:10 > 0:08:13but first, you're going to have to get through us,

0:08:13 > 0:08:15the Amazing Trevors!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Ha-ha!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25I know it's you, Eric.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Using the Trevors as a diversion is exactly what I would have done.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Your moves are my are my moves too, remember?

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, I have one thing you don't.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34And what's that?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Friends. THEY CHEER

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Initiate transfer changeable mode.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45To continue transformation, please insert coins.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47CHIMP SCREECHES

0:08:53 > 0:08:57You're all Sidekicks? Yeah, I don't do Sidekick fights.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00EVIL ERIC CACKLES

0:09:00 > 0:09:04That was your plan? Team up with the Legion of Super Dufuses?

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, and blowing up a bazillion dimensions

0:09:07 > 0:09:10just so a girl will like you is such a great plan?

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Being the only Eric will not make her like you, you know.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Fine, if I can't have her, then you can't either.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I'll leave her here and when this goes off

0:09:18 > 0:09:20and destroys this alternate dimension,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22no-one one will have Vana!

0:09:25 > 0:09:26What?

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Now there's a move you didn't expect!

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Whoa! - You think you're so smart.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Smart? No.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34But happened to get your freeze-blaster

0:09:34 > 0:09:37when I fell next to it? Yes!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Nooo!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I thought you were going to freeze me

0:09:42 > 0:09:45but you wouldn't freeze your own almost-brother, right?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51- THEIR TEETH CHATTER - T-T-Thanks, Eric.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52No problem, Evil Trevor.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54You take Evil Eric back with you then...

0:09:54 > 0:09:57Erm, which Trevor is which?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- BOTH:- I'm good Trevor. I'm the evil Trevor.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Uh, we have no idea.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Sure, why not? I'll go.

0:10:06 > 0:10:10Be sure to destroy the teleporter when you get home.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13Done and done!

0:10:13 > 0:10:15What was I supposed to do again?

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Whoa!

0:10:18 > 0:10:22So, you see, I didn't kidnap you at all. It was my evil twin.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24His name was Evil Eric.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, actually just Eric but I called him Evil Eric...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You know, to differentiate.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Evil twin? I don't know whether to kick your butt or take pity on you.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35HE SOBS

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Pity it is. Kitty, let's go.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Ah! I believe you!

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Man, who knew I'd be such a loser in so many dimensions.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Well, at least things are back to normal.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Uh-huh.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Argh! OTHER MOUTH BELCHES