0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:09# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# Just like superheroes
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superzeros
0:00:25 > 0:00:27- # But only half as big - Sidekick!- #
0:00:32 > 0:00:33Maxum On Maxum,
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Chapter 523 - Classy Maxum.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Whether you call it flair, panache or pizzazz,
0:00:39 > 0:00:41to be a superhero, you've gotta have style!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44That's why I paid for a top-notch decorator.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Well?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Uh! You call this decorating?
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I call it awful-rating!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53This will not stand!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56What are you doing?! Stop!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Stop it!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Now, that's what I call stylin'.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Maxum stylin'.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05You've ruined my work! You've ruined everything!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Argh!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- Grrrrr!- Hey, now, just hold on there, Mr Fancy Pants.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15This isn't over! We will clash again, Maxum Man!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Do you hear me?!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19We will clash again!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20HE SOBS
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Remember, kids, to succeed in life, the one thing you've gotta have
0:01:24 > 0:01:26is style!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Just not this guy's style...
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Und zat is ze latest in my collection
0:01:32 > 0:01:35of Maxum Man, Ze Lost Episodes.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I have ze whole set!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- RECORDING OF MAXUM MAN: 'Ha-ha-ha!' - Please!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Teaching ME about style?!
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Check out my hot new video phone. - Wow!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I've got one too!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47PHONE RINGS
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Mine is specially designed to send squeaks with just one click.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52All the supers are on Squawker now.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53PHONE BLEEPS A TUNE
0:01:53 > 0:01:54It's Jimtastic!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56JIMTASTIC GRUNTS LOUDLY
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Jimtastic here, just squeaking to all my peeps.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02I'm keeping in shape to keep you safe!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03CRASHING Oh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05JIMTASTIC WHIMPERS
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I just love knowing every single thing
0:02:06 > 0:02:08that everyone is doing at every moment.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Now my life is complete.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11SHE KISSES HER PHONE
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Hey, squeak-peeps, Vana here. Time to show off my sidekick skills.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16PHONE BLEEPS
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Hey! It's another message from Vana!
0:02:18 > 0:02:19She's great.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Squawker is awesome.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Anyone who is everyone who knows anyone is on it.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Almost everyone.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Eric, why isn't Maxum Man on Squawker?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30What's he hiding? What are you hiding?
0:02:30 > 0:02:31ALL: Yeah!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Huh, erm, Maxum Man is around.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36In fact, he, uh, he is on Squawker!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Y-Yeah, he's starting this afternoon.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Urgh, it is simple.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I combine a Maxum Man 3D rendering with motion capture
0:02:45 > 0:02:48tied to the maxi-image processer in my villain database
0:02:48 > 0:02:50and there you are going.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51I don't understand that at all.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53But OK!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56PHONE BEEPS AND CRACKLES
0:02:57 > 0:02:59IN MAXUM MAN'S VOICE: Wow, it works!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02IN ERIC'S VOICE: People won't think Maxum Man is missing any more.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04He's alive! Alive!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Wow! Hey, I look awesome!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13So, Eric, when are we going to get a message from Maxum Man?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Yeah, Eric, when?- Um...
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- We'll be right back.- Whoa!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21OK, here we go.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Time for another message to my many fans.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- PHONE BLEEPS - Huh?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28It's...from Maxum Man!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31PHONES BLEEP
0:03:31 > 0:03:37Maxum Man here. Just defeated the dreaded villain Hal E. Tosis!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Whoa! - CLEANER WHISTLES
0:03:41 > 0:03:43CLEANER GRUNTS AND STRAINS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Argh!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Be out in a minute!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49What the...?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52MAXUM MAN'S VOICE: I'll be out in a minute.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Uh, oh, cleaning crew's here to, uh, you know, clean!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Uh, gotta go!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02I think it worked.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Trevor?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06TREVOR BELCHES LOUDLY
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Wow! That was the best squeak ever!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Everybody will want to know what I think.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Vana here, squeak-peeps.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Just saw Maxum Man - that's going to totally be me one day.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19PHONES BLEEP
0:04:19 > 0:04:20ALL: Oh! Whoo-hoo!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22THEY GROAN IN DISAPPOINTMENT
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Aren't you going to watch it?
0:04:23 > 0:04:24It's just Vana.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I can't tie up the phone in case Maxum Man calls again.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35OK, here goes!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36PHONES BLEEP
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Hee-ya!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40CHEERING
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- TREVOR'S VOICE:- Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- VILLAIN'S VOICE:- 'Ha-ha-ha!'
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Whoo-hoo!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Huh!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Mmm, Maxum Man is digging Swell Burger's
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Quadruple Bacon Goodness Burger!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Mmm! You should too!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Man, you have just stopped even trying.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03PHONES BLEEP
0:05:03 > 0:05:08'Maxum Man is digging Swell Burger's Quadruple Bacon Goodness Burger!'
0:05:08 > 0:05:09RUMBLING AND WHOOPING
0:05:11 > 0:05:12I gotta get me some of that!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He-he! They're all buying it.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Why didn't everyone stampede when I said I liked the onion rings?!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Maybe my days as a squawkstar are over!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I'm tired of all the lying and deceit.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31One - you're the most popular super ever.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33You gotta give your fans what they want.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37And B - you should never get tired of lying OR deceit!
0:05:37 > 0:05:42SIGHING: Fine. But I'm running out of villains to imaginary pummel.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Brain, who's next on the list?- Hmm.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46There aren't too many left.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Eww, horse face.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Eww, thumb face.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Eww, golf face.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Eww, girl face. PIG SQUEALS
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Ooh, how about this one?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- The Wreckorator?- Oh!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00OK. PHONE BEEPS
0:06:00 > 0:06:06Maxum Man here. Just finished wasting the Wreckorator, blah-blah-blah-blah.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Maxum Man here. Just finished wasting the Wreckorator, blah-blah-blah-blah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:17What?! That tasteless cad Maxum Man couldn't waste me in his dreams!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19He ruined my designs once,
0:06:19 > 0:06:23but now it's time for me to show the world my style
0:06:23 > 0:06:25by taking out Maxum Man!
0:06:26 > 0:06:31It's been a lot of work, but no-one's asked me about Maxum Man in days.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34And I have like a thousand times more squeak-peeps than Vana!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36That'll show her.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- CRASHING AND BELL DINGING - Wow! Cool new door bell!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Come out, Maxum Man, you mismatched phoney!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Score!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You have supervillain fans!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Hi, uh, I'm Maxum Man's sidekick.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This is all just a big misunderstanding.
0:06:57 > 0:07:02That message was the final insult to me and my style.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04ZAPPING AND WHOOSHING
0:07:07 > 0:07:08ZAPPING
0:07:08 > 0:07:10WRECKORATOR CACKLES
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Bah!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14My ensemble's not only stylish, but it's waterproof, dirt-proof,
0:07:14 > 0:07:16wrinkle-proof AND...
0:07:16 > 0:07:18laser-proof.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20My hair too!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Now, where is Maxum Man?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25He destroyed my career!
0:07:25 > 0:07:29I was going to be featured in Super Designers Bi-Weekly!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Wow, you really hate Maxum Man.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Maxum Man is the worst!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Well, except for that awful Vana,
0:07:35 > 0:07:39but she seems to have stopped her infernal squawking for some reason.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- Hey! He's a Vana follower! - Yeah, she's SO last week.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I've got the perfect distraction.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Vana, look! It's a message from Maxum Man.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Whoopee(!)
0:07:50 > 0:07:51About you!
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Huh?!
0:07:52 > 0:07:57As the world's greatest hero, I have to tackle some pretty big problems -
0:07:57 > 0:07:58supervillain attacks,
0:07:58 > 0:08:03intergalactic alien warfare and striving for world peace,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06but those things aren't important at all next to Vana.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Vana, won't you please come back?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11The world needs you and your amazing style!
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Kitty, phone.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yes! N'yah!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20PHONE BLEEPS
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hold on!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- That's right, squeak-peeps, I'm back.- Argh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29- Vana?!- And I've got a special surprise for my style-star fans.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32It's a rare look inside my super crib!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Argh! Pink...taffeta...wallpaper!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Urgh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Maxum Man can wait - she must be stopped!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Huh, maybe I should have thought this through a bit more.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I never wanted him to attack Vana!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Uh, I feel great...
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Um, I feel a draught.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53WRECKORATOR SHRIEKS
0:08:53 > 0:08:56This room is an affront to all things stylish!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's like the place where ugly comes to die!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01ZAPPING, THEY SCREAM
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Who are you, why are you attacking me
0:09:03 > 0:09:06and how dare you criticise my sense of style?!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10HE CACKLES
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I'm coming, Vana!
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Burnt amber! With your hair colour?! That's just wrong!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Now, magenta would really make it pop.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Oh, yeah?! Well, prepare to...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You know, I was thinking the same thing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25With maybe a little tangerine accent.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Tangerine? Hmm...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30That's not bad.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Vana! I'm here to save...
0:09:36 > 0:09:37VANA GIGGLES
0:09:37 > 0:09:41You have to show me your patent leather picture frames.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Oh, yes! It'll make the room absolutely fab-oo.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47What's going on? The Wreckorator destroyed your house!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ha-ha-ha! Oh, hi, Eric.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51He did me a favour!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53That style was so tired.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56My new look will be pure Wreckorator chic.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Seriously?! After all that?!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You know, this whole squawk business isn't turning out
0:10:01 > 0:10:03the way I thought it would.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yeah, let's join Wastebook instead.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Hey, fans. This'll be my last message for a while.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm too busy keeping the world safe,
0:10:12 > 0:10:15but I have one last and very important thing to say.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16PRRT!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Be nice to Eric! He's the greatest!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Smooth. Too bad it's all over, though.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Keeping my fans happy was tiring me out anyway.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29And since no other villains came looking for revenge,
0:10:29 > 0:10:34there's no further downside for the Big E and the T-Bone.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35A-hem!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37THEY SHRIEK