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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick! #

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Urgh, undead loaf again?

0:00:46 > 0:00:48It smells like burnt hate.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Cool.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm going to name mine Loafy Joe and then eat it.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56You think this is bad?

0:00:56 > 0:00:59You should have seen lunch at the orphanage.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Please, sir, can I have some more?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Thanks.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13I still have splinters.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Ah, good times.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Eat food!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Erm...

0:01:21 > 0:01:23little sweeties.

0:01:26 > 0:01:27Help!

0:01:29 > 0:01:34Ha-ha-ha, erm, eat everything on plate, like good boy.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Something's not sitting right.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43PTHRRTHRRPPPPPP!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44Hey, that wasn't me!

0:01:46 > 0:01:49And that is how balloons often ruin dinner parties.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52PTHRRTHRRPPPPPP!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Once again, not me.

0:01:58 > 0:02:02Ah, it's not the same without the smell.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Oh, my mouth was open.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08An intense aroma and just a hint of evil.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Well done. - Thanks, must be something I ate.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Ah.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Computer, status.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34Entry into subject Eric Needles's digestive system achieved.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36And would it kill you to say please?!

0:02:38 > 0:02:42Now, just a short trip to the brain. And yes, it would kill me.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Audio, video and motor control links established.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Now that I control the sidekick's body,

0:02:54 > 0:02:59all of Maxum Man's weapons, gadgets and secrets will belong to me.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04- Who are you talking to?- It's a monologue, all us villains do it.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Now let's take this body for a test drive, an e-vile test drive.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- XOX'S VOICE:- Ha-ha-ha!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Excellent, now to test out the motor controls.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Just like controlling a robot...

0:03:24 > 0:03:27An uncoordinated, slow-witted robot.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Gah!

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Now for something more advanced.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Ah, Pamplemoose, my old friend.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ah, Needles!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45How do you like that, Pimplemouse?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Wha...what happened?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Agghh!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Power restored.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Excessive chair-spinning shorted electrical system.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- You had to show off.- Quiet!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Why do I always get the discount artificial intelligence processors?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Gah!

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Whoa...

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Now to complete my master plan.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16To the Maxum Mansion, brain slave!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Needles, have you gone insane?!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Detention for you!

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Oh, lighten up, Professor, I'm just having a little fun.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- Like this!- Ah!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Eric, what are you doing?!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Hey, Eric, stop that!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ha-ha-ha!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Why aren't you listening to me?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Ah!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Whoa...

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Oh, my sweet little Eric,

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- did that big bad Vana... - VANA GROWLS

0:04:54 > 0:04:57..who is also amazingly awesome, hurt you?

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Something weird is going on.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02- I...I can't control my body!- Huh? - Hmm.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05OK, how come no-one ever believes me when I say that?

0:05:05 > 0:05:09They're always like, "You'd better clean up that bathroom."

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Ew.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Well, something is obviously making Eric act all weird.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I mean, he always acts weird, but this is, you know, weirder.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Maybe Maxum Brain can help. We should...

0:05:20 > 0:05:22LOUD CRASHES AND BANGS

0:05:24 > 0:05:28What? I told you, I can't control my body.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Argh...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, great, with my external sensors down,

0:05:37 > 0:05:39I have no idea where they took Eric.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42We could be anywhere, we could be...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Inside the mansion!

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:49 > 0:05:54Okie-dokie, let us see what the Maxum Scan can be showing us.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Hmm, it appears a miniaturised vessel has entered into

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Eric's body and attached itself to his brain.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Wow, Eric has a brain!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Ha-ha, they'll never figure out that I, Xox,

0:06:08 > 0:06:12the world's greatest villain, is controlling their friend.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Erm, we can hear you.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20- Hey, who turned my microphone on? - Ha-ha-ha...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I mean, erm, oops.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Argghh, I've had enough of you.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Xox is controlling Eric!

0:06:28 > 0:06:30I would say, "Duh," but I don't want you to yell at me.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32We've got to stop him.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35To Maxum Man's large collection of shrink rays!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Hey, what are those kids doing? I can't hear anything.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49- MAXUM BRAIN:- And then, once you are inside Eric, you must find Xox.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Ha, they think they can out-shrink me

0:06:53 > 0:06:57in their shrinking shoot-out with another shrink ray? Surely not.

0:06:57 > 0:07:03And once I take care of them, the fabled Maxum Mansion will be mine.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05KITTY AND VANA: Aaah!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Oh, gross!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, I have never felt closer to Eric.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Ew.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Come on, we've got to get to

0:07:15 > 0:07:17the tiny, useless thing Eric calls a brain.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Let's do this!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Ow.- Incoming snacks!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Ew, doesn't he ever chew his food?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Ha-ha-ha.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Uh, I'm getting hungry.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Great, what was that?

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Erm, I think it was root beer.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Root beer? Hang on!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46ERIC BURPS

0:07:48 > 0:07:52I've got it. This is going to be awesome.

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Are you sure you can do this, Trevor?

0:07:57 > 0:08:01I was born to drive a toy car up Eric's throat.

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Seriously, I've been practising.

0:08:03 > 0:08:08How do you think this thing got down here? Ha-ha-ha.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, what else can I use to stop these kids?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13- SIREN WAILS - Uh-oh.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20I really should have put more money into shields for this thing.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Hmm, I remember someone saying that.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Oh, right, it was me.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Oh...

0:08:31 > 0:08:32Xox is getting away...

0:08:32 > 0:08:36And getting footprints all over Eric's brain.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Hey, kid, take him down.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Sure thing, Spiteful Computer Voice.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Ha-ha-ha...

0:08:43 > 0:08:45POWER DIES

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Finally, I'm in control!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Now, to make sure I stay me...

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Guys, lead Xox to the belly area, I've got an idea.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, come on.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58We were just down there!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Xox, prepare to meet your greatest nemesis,

0:09:03 > 0:09:08the worst case of lactose intolerance in all of Splitsboro.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12Here we go, T minus ten seconds to launch.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Nine...eight...

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Guys, hurry, I can't hold it. ..seven...

0:09:18 > 0:09:20We're almost there.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22..six...

0:09:22 > 0:09:23five...

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- XOX:- Ah, no!

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ah!

0:09:29 > 0:09:31We're here, Eric, now what?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34- ..two...- He wouldn't.- ..one.

0:09:34 > 0:09:38Needles, you are in so much trouble!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- XOX:- Nooo!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Aaah...

0:09:51 > 0:09:52HE SIGHS

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Eric, where are the others? Are they OK?

0:10:00 > 0:10:04They're just finishing their decontamination. They're fine.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Super, mega ew.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I don't think I'll ever recover from that.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14OK, Xox, now that we're out of Eric's body...

0:10:14 > 0:10:17La-la-la, not talking about it ever.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Leaving now, to have my memory wiped and skin replaced.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23That ride was awesome!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Race you guys back to the shrink ray.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I'm going face-first, this time.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I don't think I'll ever recover from that.