0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick school
0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK!
0:13:31 > 0:13:34ZAPPING
0:13:35 > 0:13:37GROWLING
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Take that, evil zombie music bands!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43For those about to rock, we annihilate you!
0:13:43 > 0:13:49I'm a super destructor, beat-making, laser-blasting rock-out machine!
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, yeah!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Trevor, stop!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58You're going to overload the 3D video accelerator!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05And he crashed the game. Again.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Whoa! Hot! Hot!
0:14:06 > 0:14:11I can't help it if it can't handle my rock and/or rolling.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I was getting sick of Rock'n'roll'em Zombie Revolution anyway.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18We totally mastered it, like, 16 continuous hours ago.
0:14:18 > 0:14:23No, wait. I know you have at least one more 16-hour marathon in you!
0:14:23 > 0:14:28Maybe next time. I'm starting to see zombies in real life.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hey! I haven't had my beauty sleep.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You can't quit! I got this cool new game.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35It was mysteriously left on the porch.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Deep Space World Of War In The Year 3000.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Cool! It has a neural interface.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Wicked!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Space War! The number 3000!
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Neural something something!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49What's not to like?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50- ALL:- Woohoo!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58FANFARE
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Subtle, yet with a giant smashy thing.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05ALL: Whoa!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I may never leave.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13That is awesome!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15SHE CHUCKLES
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yah!
0:15:17 > 0:15:18Aargh!
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Ugh! What is wrong with this sword? It's defective - it's gone bad!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24There are bugs in this game!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Yeah! Tasty bugs!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Trevor, fireball barbecues are great
0:15:31 > 0:15:35but what are we supposed to be doing in this game, exactly?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38'Storm the castle and pillage it!'
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Well, that was helpful.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Who are you, mysterious voice?
0:15:41 > 0:15:47'I am the oracle of Deep Space World Of War In The Year 3000!'
0:15:47 > 0:15:48That is a seriously lame name.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50'Is not!'
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It is your mission to collect all the treasure in the castle
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and deposit it at Fort Space World.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59'Nerdlings, begin!'
0:15:59 > 0:16:03"Forsooth! Methinks it doth be time to kicketh some butt!"
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Anon!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08CRICKETS CHIRRUP
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Yeah, let's just go.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Ow!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Ow, ow, awesome! Ah!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17BOOM!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Oh!- I've got this.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Argh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Nothing a little lightning blast can't fix!
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Heh-heh!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Do over? - GROANING
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Um, yeah. I meant to do that.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# Do-be-do-be-do-be-do!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45All right, they've had the lightning,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48now try the thunder!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Take that, and that!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Don't forget these!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Trevor, the game engine can't handle the smashing!
0:16:55 > 0:16:58You're going to crash the game again!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01HE CACKLES MANIACALLY
0:17:01 > 0:17:05INCREASINGLY MANIACAL CACKLING
0:17:05 > 0:17:07You've got to slow it down!
0:17:07 > 0:17:12I can't slow down! Trevor only has one speed. Trevor speed!
0:17:12 > 0:17:13I need a snack break anyway.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16We've been playing for 47 straight hours.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18And I could go for another 47!
0:17:20 > 0:17:21I just got a text from Suzie.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25She says that everyone in class is totally loving this game.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26I'd never even heard of it
0:17:26 > 0:17:28until it showed up mysteriously on my doorstep.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Now everybody has it?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Something seems weird here.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Brain?
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Uh! What do you want?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I was in the middle of hi-tech computations!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40SOOTHING MUSIC
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Ooh! Aah. Ooh! Ooh, ooh, right there.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Can you find out where this new game came from?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46HE SIGHS
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Fine. I will do it.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50And while I do that, maybe you should, I don't know,
0:17:50 > 0:17:52do some of your Sidekick duties.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56There has been a string of break-ins by a gang of monster robots.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Hey, that kind of looks like us playing the video game.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04There's something very weird going on here.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08It's as if the action inside the game is actually...
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Am I really that pasty-looking?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13'Quiet! Stop trying to figure this out.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15'Let the final battle begin!'
0:18:15 > 0:18:18In the game. Not in reality.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19'It's your duty.'
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Well, I can't argue with space duty.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24He said "Dooty", ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:18:26 > 0:18:30Ah, looks a lot like the security lasers outside the Maxum Mansion.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Yeah, but can it handle this?!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34I guess it can!
0:18:34 > 0:18:38I need more power! Vana, a little help?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41The sword's got to work once, right?
0:18:43 > 0:18:48Ha! Now, that's a Vana-worthy fireball!
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Urgh!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52WINGS PING
0:18:52 > 0:18:53What?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55That bird should not have been in that tree.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I mean, come on. He's an ostrich!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Let's just get in this castle already!
0:19:02 > 0:19:03< BANGING
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Huh?! Hold on.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Did you hear that?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Uh, yeah, we just smashed a battering ram into a door.
0:19:11 > 0:19:12EXPLOSION
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Wait! It's not just in here!
0:19:16 > 0:19:17BANGING CONTINUES
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Eric, we are being under attack!
0:19:22 > 0:19:23BANGINGS CORRESPOND
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Huh?! The game - it's real!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Well, d'uh!
0:19:27 > 0:19:31That means every kid playing the game is looting the town!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Did you find out who's behind it?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I followed the programming through many firewalls,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38which, for a normal supercomputer, wouldn't be easy,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41for me...also not that easy.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43INTENSE BLEEPING
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Of course. Master XOX!
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Ha-ha! You know, whoever had the idea to use a video game
0:19:51 > 0:19:54as a way to steal real stuff is a genius!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Wait a minute, it was me!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Wonderful, wonderful me.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03And the Villain Guild was all like, "XOX, do you really think
0:20:03 > 0:20:07"you'll be able to make a game to use kids to control your real-life robots
0:20:07 > 0:20:08"to steal and pillage for you?"
0:20:08 > 0:20:10We helped, too!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Uh, hello!? I'm monologuing here.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14HE CLEARS THROAT
0:20:14 > 0:20:17And now we're about to reap our final reward,
0:20:17 > 0:20:20breaking in to the Maxum Mansion!
0:20:21 > 0:20:26That's it, XOX is NOT getting into this space capsule/real mansion.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Stop!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Argh!
0:20:29 > 0:20:33But I like battering things!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35HE HUMS CONTENTEDLY
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's the real Maxum Mansion.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41XOX is using us to control robots to break into real places!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Cool! I mean, bad. But still cool!
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Can't we tell the other kids that what they're doing in the game
0:20:47 > 0:20:48is actually happening in the real world?
0:20:48 > 0:20:51'Army of trolls, please turn your attention to the four people
0:20:51 > 0:20:54'standing in front of the Crystal Citadel.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57'And kindly attack them.'
0:20:57 > 0:21:00TROLLS ROAR ANGRILY
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Nope, there's no time.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04We're going to have to take them down.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Virtual warrior style.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07- TROLLS:- Waaargh!
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Raaargh!
0:21:12 > 0:21:16Game over! Other players?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Huh?!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21We can't keep this up! Every kid in town is playing.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25I don't even know how the game can handle it all!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27That's it! Trevor!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Hammer faster! Try to crash the game!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Yeah, you know,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34it's never as fun when someone WANTS you to do it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36- Just do it!- Fine(!)
0:21:36 > 0:21:37But for the record, NOT fine.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You can't crash the game that easily.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Not with my army of nerd programmers countering your every move.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49'I make the rules. You can never win!'
0:21:49 > 0:21:52He's right. We can't win, not at HIS game.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55We have to change the rules, and the game. Kitty?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58I need to hack into the game system, add some software
0:21:58 > 0:21:59and merge the code sequencing.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I love it when you get your geek on.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03KITTY GIGGLES
0:22:04 > 0:22:06ANGRY ROARING
0:22:08 > 0:22:09- Huh!- Ah!- Whoa!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13HE CACKLES EVILLY
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Finally, the mansion is mine!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19No more Sidekicks in my way.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Kitty?
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Light me up!
0:22:24 > 0:22:25POWER CHORD
0:22:25 > 0:22:27What?!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29INTRICATE GUITAR NOODLING
0:22:29 > 0:22:34It's time to rock these robots into another dimen-shuuun!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hello, Space Trolls!
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Get ready for the Rock'n'roll'em Deep Space Zombie Revolution,
0:22:39 > 0:22:43World Of War In The Year 3000!
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Word!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47THUDDING HEAVY ROCK BEAT
0:22:54 > 0:22:56MUSIC SUBSIDES
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Huh?! We did it!
0:22:58 > 0:23:03We crashed the entire game, and played a wicked beat.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah, I call that one
0:23:05 > 0:23:08"stop the robot-thingies from breaking in
0:23:08 > 0:23:11"to the Maxum Mansion, Armageddon-style"!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15How?!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Glitches! Freezing!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Ruth, dispose of the programmers.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22But maybe put out those fires first.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Would you do that? HURRY!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26You could say, "Please"!
0:23:26 > 0:23:30So! Got any non-evil games to play?
0:23:30 > 0:23:34I think that's enough game playing for today. And yesterday.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Yeah! I need a dose of real life.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38I'm going to go on the internet.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Wait, I have something else.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43I got this other mysterious package!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45"Password Demolisher.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48"Decode security passwords at military compounds
0:23:48 > 0:23:50"and steal awesome weapons!"
0:23:50 > 0:23:51- BOTH:- OK!
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Whoo-hoo!