The Maxum Switcheroo

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick

0:00:22 > 0:00:23# What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big - Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:34IDLE CHATTER

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Why isn't Pamplemoose here yet?

0:00:36 > 0:00:37He's never late for class.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39And what's with the plant?

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Yah!

0:00:40 > 0:00:42CLASS SCREAMS

0:00:42 > 0:00:44PAMPLEMOOSE CACKLES

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Today we will learn the importance of staying hidden.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49- First... - HE SNIFFS

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Those of you who need to change your pants,

0:00:52 > 0:00:54please do so now.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56SQUELCH

0:00:56 > 0:01:00Who here thinks they know something about hiding in plain sight?

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Piece of cake.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Trevor! That's the "Man of 1,000 Faces" device!

0:01:08 > 0:01:09Where did you get it?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11IN VANA'S VOICE: I took it from the mansion.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Um, it must've fell into the secret compartment

0:01:13 > 0:01:17in my boot, somehow.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18OK...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Well, stop looking like me!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22The red does bring out her eyes...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24His eyes... My eyes... You're freaking me out!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26ZOOP TREVOR CHUCKLES

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Herr Troublemeyer.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30A perfect example of wearing a disguise...

0:01:30 > 0:01:32mit der stolen device!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Detention for you!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36IN ERIC'S VOICE: Don't yell at Trevor, it was my fault -

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Eric. That's me.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Did I mention I'm Eric?

0:01:40 > 0:01:41Give me that!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45For the interschool super report,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm Rusty Waters, at the Splitsboro Aquarium,

0:01:47 > 0:01:50where a basket of kittens was just seen floating

0:01:50 > 0:01:51in the robotic shark exhibit.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53MEOWING

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Oh...my...

0:01:56 > 0:01:58kittens!

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Eric! Help them!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03I'll get the Maxum-mobile, then...

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Cannonball!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08SPLOSH MEOWING

0:02:10 > 0:02:11AUDIENCE SCREAMS

0:02:14 > 0:02:15CLASS CHEERS

0:02:17 > 0:02:20It can't be.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21- CLASS:- Aw.- Maxum man?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23He's back?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26- He's back! - ERIC LAUGHS

0:02:26 > 0:02:28He's back, he's back, he's back!

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm not alone any more!

0:02:33 > 0:02:38Which is to say... I'm not alone...in my happiness.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Got to go!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Brain? Is he here?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44I can't believe Maxum Man is finally back!

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Yes, is it not wonderful?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49This means I don't have to save the world by myself any more.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52I won't get pummelled by bad guys all the time

0:02:52 > 0:02:53and I'll finally have a partner

0:02:53 > 0:02:56for karaoke death match on Thursday nights!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58BELCH

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Hey, we got any barbecue sauce in this joint?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Hey, kid. Now's not a good time for an autograph, OK?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Autograph? No, I don't want...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's me! Your sidekick.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Right. Jimmy.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- No, it's...- Skipper? - Uh, no.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Billy? Geppetto?

0:03:14 > 0:03:15Keanu?

0:03:15 > 0:03:17What? No, it's Eric.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19SIRENS

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Oh! If you'll excuse me, Ian, sounds like my pizza's ready.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Actually, Maxum Man, sir -

0:03:24 > 0:03:26it is a distress call from downtown.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Aw, isn't saving a basket of kittens enough for one day?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ha-ha! Good one, Maxum man.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Come on, I'll tag along.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36MAXUM MAN SIGHS. Oh, all right.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Maxum Man?

0:03:38 > 0:03:40It's great to have you back.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Here, hold this for me.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Ahem. PFFFRT!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53SCREAMS

0:03:53 > 0:03:57It's a runaway toxic waste truck.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Are you going to super compress it with your super-strength

0:03:59 > 0:04:02into a functional, yet attractive super park bench?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Hm-hm. Relax, Ashton. I've got a plan.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Whoa!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08It's "Eric".

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Watch and learn, my boy.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18HONK SCREECH

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Tanker stopped, Swellburger destroyed.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm off the clock.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26- CHEERING - Great job, Maxum Man!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Nice job, Magazine Man.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Wow, hot oil and explosions

0:04:30 > 0:04:33and it didn't even crease your uniform!

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Was that the best plan, though?

0:04:35 > 0:04:36- KITTY GASPS - What am I saying?

0:04:36 > 0:04:40You're Maxum man, of course it was the best plan! Ha-ha!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh...Sidekicks.

0:04:42 > 0:04:43No autographs.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Got to head back to my multimillion dollar mansion now.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Let's roll!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51See you, Sidekicks.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Me and my Super got to split.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58CRACKING SOUND

0:04:58 > 0:04:59How ironic.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03PHONE RINGS

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Hello? Oh, Maxum Mom.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You saw the news, huh?

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yeah, he's here.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Maxum Man? Your mom's on the phone!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Eh, tell her I'm dead.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16He's, uh...doing his butt clenches.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- He'll have to call you back. - BIP

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Sidekick, iron that.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23No burn marks and easy on the starch.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25I chafe easily.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30What the...? This isn't right.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32This cape size is a 52 regular.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Maxum Man wears a 56 long.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36HE GASPS

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Who am I talking to?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Mattress Man is a fake?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45No way!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I know, I don't even want to think about it.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49So what are you going to do?

0:05:49 > 0:05:50I decided I'd try a test,

0:05:50 > 0:05:53just to prove that he's really Maxum Man -

0:05:53 > 0:05:55which I'm sure he is...

0:05:55 > 0:05:56kind of.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00I just hope he passes this test.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03'Mama. Mama.'

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Where'd you get the doll?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Uh, the store... Vana... Nowhere.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- 'Mama.'- Bull's-eye!

0:06:12 > 0:06:13OK, Trevor.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Wait in the crane for my signal.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I'll wave, then you destroy the building.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20I'm so on it! Boom!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21TREVOR CHUCKLES

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- BLEEP - Maxum man, help!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26There's a baby trapped in the abandoned construction site!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- 'So?'- So, you need to rescue it!

0:06:29 > 0:06:30MAXUM MAN SIGHS

0:06:30 > 0:06:32'OK, I'm on my way.'

0:06:34 > 0:06:35FZZZT!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38OK, Maxum man.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Time to see if you can fly.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Want Dolly. Pretty Dolly.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Must...

0:06:44 > 0:06:46have...

0:06:46 > 0:06:47dolly!

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh, no, no-no-no-no-no!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Little girl, come back!

0:06:54 > 0:06:58- GULP - Stop! Stop, little girl, wait!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00TREVOR SNORES Whuh? Huh? Uh?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Stop!

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Guess that's the signal.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Time to destroy stuff.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Hey, there. Don't be scared.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12We have to get down, before... Wahhh!

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Hup!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17CHEERING

0:07:18 > 0:07:22He's not an impostor! He is the real Maxum Man!

0:07:22 > 0:07:24I knew it... Sort of.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Wow. You got your super,

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I got to destroy things...

0:07:29 > 0:07:30It's a good day.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- BZZT! - Agh!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Brain? What's wrong with the mansion security systems?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42Oh, that.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Maxum man changed all the access codes

0:07:44 > 0:07:48and wanted me to tell you that you're being fired.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51What?! Why...why...why would...

0:07:51 > 0:07:52The real Maxum Man wouldn't!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Where is he? And why would he fry me like that?

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Oh, that part was all me.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59And he is at City Hall.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01They are having a banquet in his honour.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Well, he's about to have a special guest.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09WHISPERS

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Huh. I wonder who he's talking to?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14RASPIER VOICE: I had my jet pack on under my duds.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Totally fooled that nosy twerp.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I don't know where Maxum Man is, but this is the best gig I ever had!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22PFFFRT! HE SNIFFS

0:08:22 > 0:08:24No more birthdays and bar mitzvahs, Ari.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27I'm a Maxum Man impersonator no more.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29I am Maxum Man!

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yeah, yeah, you still get your 10%.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34ERIC SIGHS

0:08:34 > 0:08:35He IS a phoney.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Now I have to figure out how to expose him.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41OK, I've got to bolt. What? No, no, Ari, no!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43No, I don't want to talk to her, no, I...

0:08:43 > 0:08:45HE SIGHS

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Hi, Mom...

0:08:46 > 0:08:49So, he's afraid of his mom, eh?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52It's unfortunate that Maxum Mom

0:08:52 > 0:08:55wasn't able to make tonight's festivities.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57That's one fine strapping woman.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, yeah...her.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Well, she's very old and delicate

0:09:01 > 0:09:03and doesn't like going out much, so, uh...

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Gaaaaah-ha-ha!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Maxie-baby!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11You've been a naughty boy,

0:09:11 > 0:09:13not calling your mother!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Uh, you're Maxum Man's mom.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Yup.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20And you... are not my son!

0:09:20 > 0:09:21AUDIENCE GASPS

0:09:21 > 0:09:24You're just some cheap Maxum Man impersonator.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Well, that's crazy talk!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Of course I'm your son.

0:09:27 > 0:09:28Mommy?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29GULP

0:09:29 > 0:09:32My son can fly, so if you really are him,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35then how...do you explain this?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37INSECT HUMS TO HIMSELF

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Gaw!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Is...anyone else uncomfortable?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Madam, what is the meaning of this?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46OK, so he took the jet pack off.

0:09:46 > 0:09:49But he's a fake and I'll prove it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52If you're really Maxum Man, like you say you are,

0:09:52 > 0:09:56then what's your Sidekick's name?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00MURMURS

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Arnie? No...

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Bruno! Uh...

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Suzie?

0:10:04 > 0:10:05AUDIENCE GASPS

0:10:05 > 0:10:09It's Eric! My name is Eric!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Don't hurt me! I bruise like a summer peach!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Ow!

0:10:14 > 0:10:15AUDIENCE GASPS

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Oh, my gosh!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21He-he! He's not the only one who's good at playing dress up!

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Ha-ha!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24ZOOP!

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Eric, well done.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Now, where is the real Maxum Man?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30He is the guest of honour.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Oh, he's off saving the world from meteors...

0:10:32 > 0:10:34or volcano eruptions...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36or...volcanic meteors.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38ZOOP

0:10:38 > 0:10:41IN VANA'S VOICE: This thing is awesome.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Would you stop looking like me?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Ahhh!- No, Vana! Wait!

0:10:45 > 0:10:46- Ahhhh! - SMASH!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48ZOOP

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Oh, no!- This isn't good.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51This is much, much worse.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Oh, my gosh!

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Wicked!