0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing be the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing, now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super-cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeroes with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick, what an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeroes
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- You ready?- You got it, partner.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- Ah!- Oh, gosh.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Ah...nerds.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51I love the smell of acne cream in the evening.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Isn't it awesome that we...actually, I, was personally invited here?
0:00:57 > 0:00:59This thing knows your name?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And your address?!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It's an invitation...
0:01:03 > 0:01:05to the Super Science Fiction And Role-Playing
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Comic And Video Game Convention!
0:01:07 > 0:01:10The Su Sci-Fi Role-Play Com Vid-Ga Con?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Again, yes.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15The organiser wants me to give the keynote speech.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18We're going to be convention vips!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Erm, that's V-I-Ps.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Whoa, kings of the geeks!
0:01:23 > 0:01:27That's right, let's get in there so I can start my reign.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35You, it's you! Go right in, sir.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37LOUD CRASH
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Ah!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Hey, thanks.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44I'm Timmy, the organiser of the Su Sci-Fi Role-Play Com Vid-Ga Con.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Oh, right. I am so stoked for my speech -
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Ironing Supersuits, A Sidekick's Menialist Challenge.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Ah! Is that an original Maxum Man's sidekick Eric sidekick outfit?!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Erm, yes. It's my clothing.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes, well... I'll see you before your speech.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10In the meantime, enjoy the convention.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ah!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17It's...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19geek-tastic.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Gah! Heh-heh-heh.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Hey, I was promised a coffee.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Bah! Where's my sweetener?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Touche.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Say cheese!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Oh. My. Gosh.- It's him!
0:02:42 > 0:02:43I hope he's so into my hair.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48He seems so much smaller in person, and weaker...and smells.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Yeah, I could get used to this.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57Well, well, what a surprise to see you guys in Nerd City.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Vana? At a comic convention?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Hey, I'm just here to catch Kitty if she faints.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Joshua Sideburns, the star of Bandages, is signing autographs...
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Ah!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I don't get what's so great about those movies.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Just a bunch of teen mummies unearthed from under the pyramids
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- looking for true love. - They do have good hair.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15There he is!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21I apologise in advance, guys, this may get ugly.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Joshua!- Look at me!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Joshua!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Ugh, I think this geekiness is totally...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ah! Angie the Aardvark?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36No way!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Her Groovy-Time Space Station?!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46This is the original Angie, I've had it since I was six minutes old!
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Isn't that wight? Isn't it, wittle Angie-Wangie?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- CRICKETS CHIRP - Guys?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Psh.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Psh.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Ah!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Erm, hey, guys. How's it going?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Are you enjoying the convention so far?
0:04:07 > 0:04:12Have you ever played with an Angie the Aardvark doll?
0:04:12 > 0:04:14He's clean.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17I mean, I do own hundreds of Angie the Aardvark dolls,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20but I'd never open their package to play with them.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24That would be ridiculous!
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Erm, great.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ah! Are those...?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Are those...?!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Yup, Captain Zorb's ears.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Looks like Captain Zorb never heard of cotton swabs.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Watch it, this is a priceless Maxum Man-related collectable!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I mean, I'll catch you later.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I mean, capture you... I mean, see you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Well, he seemed nice, for a weirdo.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55What say we blow this nerd stand and get us some snacks?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Now you're talking.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Fools! You've fallen into my trap.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Huh?
0:05:00 > 0:05:05I am Mint Condition, the greatest collector of memorabilia ever,
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- and I have lured my greatest prize into my trust...- Joshua, I love you!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Ahem.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15I have the greatest super collection in the world
0:05:15 > 0:05:17and now it will be complete
0:05:17 > 0:05:21once I add Eric, sidekick to Maxum Man, the world's greatest hero
0:05:21 > 0:05:24and therefore the world's greatest sidekick!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27That totally doesn't sound like you, dude.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I really should have known that no-one would actually want me
0:05:30 > 0:05:32to speak publicly. Not after last time.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Erm, testing.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40One...two...ha-ha.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Ah! Gah! Ow!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Now, in the spirit of 1,000 action movies,
0:05:50 > 0:05:54I offer you...the crushing you slowly spiky wall trap!
0:05:57 > 0:05:58You cannot escape its...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00erm...walliness.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06If this is it, then I'm glad to have known you, Trevor.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I wish I could say the same.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Erm, I guess we could just leave.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Sure, whatev.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28See you later, Minty!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30No-o-o-o!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Do-di-do...- Ah!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Wah!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Out of my way, inferior collectors!
0:06:40 > 0:06:41We've got to get away from this guy.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45I don't want to be collected, though it is nice to be wanted.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You think you can escape me?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I'm the villain who pilfered Maxum Man's tennis shoes
0:06:50 > 0:06:54and swiped Maxum Man's buffet bib!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57And I'm the one who collected Maxum Man's underwear,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00can you believe he was just throwing it away?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Steady...steady...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09He's almost gone.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11He's coming back...
0:07:11 > 0:07:12He's looking right at me...
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I should not be talking while we're hiding.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18You cannot escape me that easily!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Coochie-coochie-coo.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Not ticklish, huh?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Gah!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- Joshua! Joshua, I'm coming!- Yay!
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Ugh, keep your voice down, Kitty, you're embarrassing yourself.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36SCREAMING
0:07:38 > 0:07:40OK, then you're embarrassing me.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I knew it!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45He's a decoy and that's the real Joshua in disguise.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47This time, I'm getting that autograph,
0:07:47 > 0:07:50and maybe some of his sideburn hair, ha-ha-ha.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Joshua!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56It's me, Kitty, your biggest fan.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01No! What have you done with Joshua?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Ah, I mean, guys!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06What are you doing here?
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Oh, don't mind them, they're just getting collected.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12I am not memorabilia.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'm not even memorable, ask anybody.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15It's true.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's over, sidekick, you're mine.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Not a chance, Minty.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23See, there's only one of you and four of us.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27How about we even the odds with my one-of-a-kind zombie ray?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Purchased at Doctor Not-So-Dead's Mad Scientist Lab close-out sale.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Argh...
0:08:35 > 0:08:40An army of collectors transformed into a single-minded zombie force
0:08:40 > 0:08:42and ready to collect...you!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Are you sure they're zombies? I don't really see a difference.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Relax, if I recall Zombie Drive-In Waiters 4 correctly,
0:08:49 > 0:08:54and I do, they're just going to try and pull off our faces and eat them.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Eric, this is no movie! What do we do?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, right. Run!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Huh? They didn't even touch us. - We're girls, Kitty.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Nerds, zombie nerds, they all fear us.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Ah!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Ew, second printing.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Dead end. You'd think we could out-run THEM.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Yeah, we really shouldn't have stopped at that nacho cart.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Oops.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Ah!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33I think I've got it.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Who wants it,
0:09:35 > 0:09:41an original Eric the Sidekick outfit which I just autographed in cheese?
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- Yay!- What's going on here? I thought I'd...ah!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Maxum Man's sidekick Eric's sidekick outfit!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Me, me! Give it to me!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54It's all yours.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wa-ha-ha!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Ah!
0:09:58 > 0:10:02No, no, it's mine. Mine!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Gah!
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I want it, I want it!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Huh, the creepy obsessed with Maxum Man kid who invited us here
0:10:09 > 0:10:12turned out to be a villain. Go figure.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- You don't have any clothes on. - Well, I'm just glad you're safe.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, OK, I've still got time to scale the hotel
0:10:18 > 0:10:21and hide in Joshua's suitcase before he flies to the airport. Bye!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Wa-ha, whoo-hoo!
0:10:23 > 0:10:24So sad.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Wittle Angie-Wangie.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Now what do we do? LOUD CRASH
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Run from that guy?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I am the Autographer.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Now, sidekick, you're going to sign this photo
0:10:38 > 0:10:43or the Angie the Aardvark limited edition French mime doll gets it.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Ah!- Ow, hey!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Give that back, she's special. Please.- Mine!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Man, why do we even come to these conventions?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Because we're nerds.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Oh, yeah, totally.