0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to sidekick school
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superheroes
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:37So, you've cleaned and pressed your hero suit. Vot next?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Tea? Strudel?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Mmmm.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Nein!
0:00:41 > 0:00:46You must distract ze villain while ze hero makes a plan!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Behold.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Perfection!
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Troublemeyer, distract!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Amaze us with your mediocrity.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Avec play-zure, mon-sewer.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03METALLIC ROAR
0:01:03 > 0:01:08Hey, old robot thing, prepare to be dazzled.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Pick a card, any...
0:01:09 > 0:01:11OW! AAAHH!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12SMASH! CHICKENS CLUCK
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Ja, about as good as expected.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Vana?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Yaah!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20ROMANTIC MUSIC
0:01:20 > 0:01:24SINGING
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Ahhhh...AH! Huh!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Yyaaa! Aahhh!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32HE SIGHS She's such a heartbreaker.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34My turn!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Fire in the hall!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Vana, that was so awesome and cool and pretty
0:01:40 > 0:01:43and the world is so much better with you in it!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Erm, right. - FIREWORKS CRACKLE AND BANG
0:01:47 > 0:01:51"For outdoor use only."
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Next!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Mr Needles!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58OK, major distraction.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Something big.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02BING! Vana, watch this!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Da, da-da, da Ba-di, doo-pi, doo-pi, da... #
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Argh!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09HE GULPS THWACK!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Argh!
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Oof!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16You know, no matter what I do - compliment Vana, adore her...
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Get beaten by robot dummies for her?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21..I can't get her to notice me!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Maybe a gadget will help.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25How about this Robo-Peeler?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I want her to like me, not peel me.
0:02:30 > 0:02:31What's in there?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35That's the Confiscated From Supervillains Trophy Room.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I'm not supposed to go in there.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39WHIRRING
0:02:39 > 0:02:43They shouldn't have left the door so close to the potato peeler.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Ah!
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Wha-ho!
0:02:47 > 0:02:48Yeah-hey!
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Lookit!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Yes!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Ow...yeah.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Ah-hem. If I show you a gadget for making Vana liking you,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00will you stop the touching of things?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02CRASH! Yes. Yes, we will.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Those are Gaga Goggles.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Maxum Man confiscated them from a super villain years ago.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Place them on, concentrate on your target
0:03:13 > 0:03:16and they will instantly adore you.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Feel anything?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I think I like you less.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Brain, they're not working!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Well, the Gaga Goggles send a signal
0:03:25 > 0:03:28to the hyper smarticus part of the brain.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31I don't know why they are not working on him.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Glaaargh...nugaah...burlarble.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hello.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Hel-lo.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, look. It's Dance Boy.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45So, do you like my new glasses?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48They look ridiculaaaa...
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Your posture is so straight.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Have you been working on your spine?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Wait, what? A compliment?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58To Eric?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00MY Eric?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Hungry?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Wha-ho!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04My lunch is your lunch.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06But...she never shares food!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08She can't even say share!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10It comes out "Shaaa..."
0:04:10 > 0:04:11# La-la-la-la-la... #
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Come on. Flowers?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16What's going on?!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34This "Making Vana like me" thing
0:04:34 > 0:04:35isn't working out so well.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- How can you tell? - What are you talking about?
0:04:38 > 0:04:42Is it about someone who adores you and plans to be with you for ever?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Or about how someone who never showed any interest before
0:04:46 > 0:04:50should get OUT of the way of a girl who liked you for more than a day?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54OK, time to consult the man with the answers.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55And I don't mean you.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Phew. Cos I got nothing.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59BEEPING
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Welcome to Maxum On Maxum, Chapter 17
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Getting Rid Of Fawning Fans.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Maxum Man! It's really you!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Erm, I think.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Step one, I call, Ignorance Is Really Just Ignoring Stuff.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17- GURGLING - Hey, Maxum Man! I'm right down here!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, I guess he didn't see me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24Step two. Nothing says go away like a snooty assistant.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Maxum Man is booked pretty solid.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27What was your name again?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Aww. I don't see it on the list.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32But, I-I didn't give it yet!
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And he's right there! Not doing anything!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Oh! Oy!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Hey, we should be friends! We like ALL the same stuff.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Fighting crime... being super cool...
0:05:44 > 0:05:45foreign cheeses.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Step three. Crush their spirit!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Sorry, fan. If I hang out with one of you,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I have to hang out with all of you.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Then when would I have time to save the world, hmm?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Ah!- Hey, Eric! I cut your lunch up into pieces
0:06:03 > 0:06:05and pre-chewed them for you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08OK, Maxum plan, step one. Ignore.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10CRASH
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Can I feed you now? Please?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Ignore failed. Step two, Trevor, intercept!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Interceptoring.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Sorry, Eric is a little busy right now.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26He...is...uh...
0:06:27 > 0:06:28..yodelling.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31I tried, man.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33She's unbreakable!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Uh, step three.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37The spirit cracking.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Vana, I can't hang out because...
0:06:39 > 0:06:40HARP MUSIC
0:06:40 > 0:06:43..suddenly...conflicted!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Lost in your beautiful eyes, and...
0:06:46 > 0:06:47CRUNCH Ow!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Bit my tongue.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Oh, no! I'll get the school nurse!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52And the paramedics!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56And the police! We have an emergency here, people!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58So? You de-Vana-ed yet?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00No! I'm stuck with her for ever!
0:07:02 > 0:07:03The glasses are too powerful!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I wish there was a way,
0:07:05 > 0:07:08ANY way I could get rid of these Gaga Goggles!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Why don't you just take them off?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13That could work.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ergggh! Arrgh!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Ha-ha! Playing hard to take off, huh?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, I'll see about that!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Guh! These eye-peepers are on good!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24CRACK Yargh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:29Let's try peanut butter. Works on gum in the hair.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31MMMM... Arrgh!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Not gum! Stop!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Hmm. Not working.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Wish I had Crunchy. What else do I have?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Eggs...
0:07:39 > 0:07:41tuna sandwich...
0:07:41 > 0:07:42cookies...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Argh! THUD
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Would you STOP it!
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Forgot the milk.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49FIZZLING Uh-oh.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You owe me a lunch, dude.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58We'll get the goggles off later. THEY GASP
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Let's just get back to class, and...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- ALL:- Oooooh...
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Herr Needles! So great to see you!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Sit in my chair. Urrgh!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Almost got it.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Argh! - SMASH, COW MOOS
0:08:12 > 0:08:13OK...
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I think something might be a little off here, and... Ew!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Maybe it's all the peanut butter in your hair.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Always a crowd pleaser.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24HARP MUSIC, THEY SIGH
0:08:24 > 0:08:29The goggles! They're malfunctioning! Great. Now everyone loves me.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Wow. Super-ego much?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Love...Eric...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Let's marry him.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37GROANING
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Argh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Stay away from Eric, he's MINE!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't know which is scarier - Vana,
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- or them!- Argh!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Hello.- BOTH: Vana.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'm not going to let them get you, Eric!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Hold on, guys!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56BOTH: Whoooa!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Stealing MY Eric!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I don't think so.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Aaargh!
0:09:02 > 0:09:06OK, what's going on here? I don't mean to sound rude,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08but why does everyone like you all of a sudden?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11What? Maybe people finally see the real me?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14All right, it's the glasses.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Started with Vana, but now everybody adores me...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- GLASS SMASHES - Aargh!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24What? Can't a girl smash through a skylight to hang out with Eric?
0:09:24 > 0:09:28She has a point. I go through so many skylights that way.
0:09:28 > 0:09:33Vana, you don't love Eric! It's his goggles that are making you gaga!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35You just want him all to yourself
0:09:35 > 0:09:39and now you can't stand that I'm going to take him away from you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42You? Take him away from ME?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Let's see you try!
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Yaah!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Argh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Ha-ha, ha-ha!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Yaah!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51SHE GROWLS
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Couch fight!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Awesome!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Still pretty awesome!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00OK, getting less awesome!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Hiya! - THWACK!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Argh! Aah-ha-ha... Oof!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08These goggles NEED to come off, now!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13- BOTH:- Aaargh...yah!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16HE GASPS That's it! It's the only way...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and it's going to hurt.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Aaargh...
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yaaaah!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Gaga Goggles?! I can't believe you used those on me!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Needles, you are toast!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Seriously? Forcing people to like you?
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Get enlightened, man!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38But it was your idea!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Let's not play the blame game here.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I'll never forgive you for this!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You will rue the day!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Rue it!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- SHE GIGGLES - Yay.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Come on, Kitty.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I think I need a shower.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I still like you. Heh-heh.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55HE SIGHS