0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36'Feel the wind blowing, listen to the sounds of the distant...'
0:00:36 > 0:00:38- SCREECHING - Argh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41'Relax your mind and be at peace.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Until Side-Fu time.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Oh! Argh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Ho! Yah!- Argh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Side-Fu is the most exciting, most amazing,
0:00:50 > 0:00:53most willing-to-pay-me to endorse it martial art in the entire world.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56And now you too can learn the ancient ways of Side-Fu
0:00:56 > 0:00:59with my old teacher, Sensei Jimmy.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03We will make fight now!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Ha-ha-ha! So, come on down...
0:01:04 > 0:01:05EURGH!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Argh!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oopsie!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13So, come on down to Sensei Jimmy's Side-Fu centre
0:01:13 > 0:01:17and get yourself a heaping hand of Side-Fu!
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Side-Fu. Learn it, live it, hi-ya!
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Argh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Eventually heal from the bruises of it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yah!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30ALL: Whoo!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Hallo, students. I am Sensei Jimmy, Side-Fu master.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Now, this is the kind of class I've been waiting for!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Hee-ya! Whoa!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46This is going to be so awesome!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I've been told it takes a while for your body to callus over,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51but once that happens, it's smooth sailing.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55So, I think it's safe to assume I'm missing something here?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- I think so.- Oh, yeah.- Duh.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58So, when do we begin?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01It has already begun.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05How did you...?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11OK. What exactly is Side-Fu?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12And ow.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Side-Fu is ancient art of being killed.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh. That totally makes sense. What?!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22It's our j-j-job as ps-s-sychics.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24What's wrong?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25You scared, huh?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hey, I'm not scared.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I just think that getting hit repeatedly by fish
0:02:29 > 0:02:31is, kind of, you know, dumb.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33KITTY, VANA & TREVOR GASP
0:02:33 > 0:02:37You, scaredy boy, you tink Side-Fu dumb?!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39That's a little strong, but...yes.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm comfortable with dumb.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Do not worry, Scaredy-san.
0:02:43 > 0:02:48I spend extra time showing you ways of Side-Fu. We start after school.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Fine. I'll see you then.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You already here.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54GONG SOUNDS
0:02:54 > 0:02:55How do you do that?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57SENSEI JIMMY CLAPS ELECTRIC WHIRRING
0:02:57 > 0:03:00This bionic Jimmy designed to break spirit.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Take a hit like a true sidekick.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Now, relax!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09OK, Eric. You've got to do this. Just don't think about getting hit.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Argh! That's all I can think about!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Dodging? That not Side-Fu way!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Take this!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- ZAPPING - Argh!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26RRRAGH!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28BIONIC SENSEI CRIES
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Wow! That's a sensitive piece of equipment.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hm. Interesting.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Sorry, but is there any way I can do this without getting pummelled?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38If possible?
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Thank you?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41There is one way! Special training.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Only for more special student who are specially special.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48I'm special. I'll do it. What is it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49ERIC GASPS
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What kind of training is this?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54You never seen mop and bucket before? You new janitor!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57ERIC SIGHS
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- ERIC COUGHS - Whoa!
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Thwack!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Argh!
0:04:07 > 0:04:08HE SIGHS LOUDLY
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, you sweep like warm, chewed taco. Bad.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Strong grip. Arms swing like circle.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Now, you!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Argh! Thwack!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27This going to take a while.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Hey, janitor Eric, mop up my sweat, would ya?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Hey, Eric, want to come over to my house after school?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Really?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Yeah. To clean my room, janitor boy.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Huh.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Scaredy-san, show me dustpan move.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Argh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:53Uh... OK. I bend down, then pick up the dust like this. Ta-da!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54No good! You watch.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Hiya!
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Argh!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03That's kind of cool.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04For cleaning, I mean.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Hmm.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Students, I sign you all up for Side-Fu tournament.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10THEY ALL GASP
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Except Eric, who is janitor.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Woohoo!- Yeah!- Oh, yeah!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Ah.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I love Side-Fu!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Welcome to ze Side-Fu tournament.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25The more hits you take, the more points you get.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Let's get ready to be pummelled.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32I'd wish you good luck, but I wouldn't mean it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Good luck! Ah, I can't help myself!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35BELL DINGS
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Come and hit me!
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Come on! He had Magnet! Someone get me Magnet! I need MAAAGNET!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It over, Kitty! It over!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Winner, ze husband!
0:05:53 > 0:05:54ERIC TUTS
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Next event, ze harder you hit ze wall, ze more points you'll get.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Nobody hits a wall like me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Nobody!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03He-he-he-he-he-he-he.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05BELL DINGS
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Aaargh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Grrr!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- DING DING - Henchmen win again!
0:06:11 > 0:06:12CROWD CHEERS
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- HENCHMAN:- Yay!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Finally, ze freestyle event. First up...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Miiiiiiiiiiiitch!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Argh!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Argh!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Argh!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Yargh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40DING DING
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Henchman score 350!
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Now for the Sidekicks' Trevor!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Uh-huh-huh-huh. Uh-huh-huh.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You guys are going so do-o-own!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You might want to stand back.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Um... What's he up to?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I think something beautiful.
0:07:13 > 0:07:20LOUD BELCHING
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- DING DING - Very impressive...
0:07:24 > 0:07:26but out of bounds. Disqualified!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30So, the task goes to your listed alternate...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31HE GASPS
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Eric Pickles!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34ERIC GASPS
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Me? An alternate?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38But I don't like getting hit, remember?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Plus, I haven't learned any moves at all.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Haven't you?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Nope. - Ha-a-aven't you-u-u?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46No. No, I have not.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52But haven't you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No! All I learned was the ancient and mysterious way of mopping
0:07:55 > 0:07:56and sweeping and picking up dust!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Come on, Eric. We can't lose this! Just get in there and get beaten up!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02You're naturally good at that!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05So, what will you do, Scaredy-san?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Gah!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09OK, OK. I'll go clean the toilets.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Wait!
0:08:16 > 0:08:17I get it!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Ooh-ah! Ka-tah! Wah-tah!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Being a janitor, learning your sweeping techniques,
0:08:24 > 0:08:26and enduring all that humiliation
0:08:26 > 0:08:30prepared me for this way better than any dojo training. Right?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I...uh... Yeah. Ah... Sure.
0:08:33 > 0:08:39OK. I'll do it. We're are going to win this thing. Mop-Fu style!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Hey, who turned off the lights?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hey-ya!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Stand back!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58He's doing it!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05VANA, KITTY & PIG CHEER
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Haha! You've been cleaned out!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Well done, Eric! You have lost it for the Sidekicks!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16CROWD GASPS
0:09:16 > 0:09:17What?!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19By pummelling all ze henchmen, you've actually given them
0:09:19 > 0:09:20more points.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22They win!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23- DING DING DING HENCHMAN:- YAY.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26We lost AGAIN! Thanks, Eric(!)
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Well, at least the place is clean.
0:09:28 > 0:09:34Hey, what happened? What's going on? Who won? Where's my soda?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36OK.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Well done, Scaredy...erm, Eric-san.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Well done.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Now, clean up dojo. This place mess-s-sy!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh, and don't forget the toilet.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Pizza, orange soda and violent shaking do not go together.
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Heh-heh-heh.