Beneath the Missile-toe

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0:13:01 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:13:09 > 0:13:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Now we rule the school

0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25# Just like superheroes

0:13:25 > 0:13:26# Just like superzeros

0:13:26 > 0:13:27# But only half as big

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Sidekick! #

0:13:32 > 0:13:37Maxum Man here with Sidekick lesson number 378.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Naughty or nice?

0:13:39 > 0:13:43To get the best Christmas present, you need three things.

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Wait, he's here.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46And he knows that we're awake.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Ho, ho, ho!

0:13:51 > 0:13:52You've been naughty!

0:13:52 > 0:13:54Eat mistletoe!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58You want nice? I'll show you nice.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Ha!

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Ha!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- Grrr!- Grrr!

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Ha-ha! I love coming here.

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Ho-ho, super-ho!

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Remember, for the best presents from Mega Santa,

0:14:21 > 0:14:22you need three things -

0:14:22 > 0:14:26cookies, milk and a good old-fashioned throw down,

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Christmas-style!

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Next on Maxum On Maxum,

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Valentine's Day.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Wow! Super Christmas has a lot more violence than

0:14:37 > 0:14:39Christmas at the orphanage.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40Oh, that is nothing.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43You just wait until the Easter egg hunt or be hunted event.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48So what did you ask Mega Santa for for Christmas, Eric?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Since we never got presents at the orphanage, I had trouble deciding,

0:14:51 > 0:14:54so I only asked for what I really, really wanted...

0:14:57 > 0:15:01I had it leather-bound and alphabetised for ease of use.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:15:02 > 0:15:08I want an abacus, acorn, ape, giant one, archery set, bozo, pancakes,

0:15:08 > 0:15:11paintball blasters, parents, purple pyjamas.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13SNORING Eh...

0:15:16 > 0:15:19Quad bike, rocket skates, robo... LOUD BANG

0:15:20 > 0:15:24He's here! It's Mega Santa!

0:15:24 > 0:15:25He's going to know I'm awake!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Hm, no-one to wrestle.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Onto milk and cookies.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Now, where are they?

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Oh, man! A hungry Mega Santa is an angry Mega Santa.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Well, he can't pummel me if he doesn't see me.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45OK, you can do this.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Careful, quiet...

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Ho-ho-ho!

0:15:51 > 0:15:54ERIC SQUEALS

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Gah!

0:16:01 > 0:16:03It was an accident, I don't what happened.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05- I just... - Blew up Mega Santa!

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Oh, Eric, you didn't! - Best Christmas ever!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Wait! Gears and circuits?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15That wasn't Mega Santa, that was a robot.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18But why would a robot be delivering Christmas presents?

0:16:18 > 0:16:22Maybe something happened to Mega Santa!

0:16:24 > 0:16:29Wow! All those presents sitting there...defenceless.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Step away from the presents.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Ho-ho, super-ho!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40What was that?!

0:16:40 > 0:16:43We have to catch that thing and find out what happened to Mega Santa

0:16:43 > 0:16:45and get my presents.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48But mostly the Mega Santa part!

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Also the presents.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Ho-ho, super-ho!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Guys, I think we're at...

0:16:56 > 0:16:58The land of candy poles!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ah! I like it!

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Awesome!

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Hey, Brain, catch!

0:17:11 > 0:17:13HE COUGHS

0:17:13 > 0:17:15This would be more fun with arms.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18This is definitely Mega Santa's workshop,

0:17:18 > 0:17:19but where is Mega Santa?

0:17:19 > 0:17:23I hope we find him soon - this cold is totally drying out my skin.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27It's repairing itself!

0:17:27 > 0:17:28Stop him, guys.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29If he takes off again,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32we'll never find out what happened to the real Mega Santa.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Bam! Yum!

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Bam! Bam! Bam! Yum!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44THEY CHEER We got him.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Or not.- Way to go, geniuses,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49now Christmas will never, ever happen.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51What are you talking about?

0:17:51 > 0:17:52And where's Mega Santa?

0:17:52 > 0:17:55Mega Santa built me when he retired decades ago.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58I have been delivering Christmas presents ever since.

0:17:58 > 0:18:02So when I said, "Stop him, guys..."

0:18:02 > 0:18:04You destroyed Christmas.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07HE WHIMPERS

0:18:10 > 0:18:13What's wrong? Why can't we hear him?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16That is because his yell of anguish is so high-pitched,

0:18:16 > 0:18:18only animals can detect it.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20THEY SQUEAL

0:18:20 > 0:18:22OK. If we are done ruining Christmas,

0:18:22 > 0:18:24it is time to be going home.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Oh, well. At least we still have Halloween.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29Can't do any more damage around here.

0:18:29 > 0:18:34Wait! If we leave, kids all over the world will wake up to no presents.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37We have to do something.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Well, we do have all the presents.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43And the Maxum Jet can achieve hypersonic speeds.

0:18:43 > 0:18:48Let's do it. Let's deliver the Christmas presents ourselves!

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- THEY GRUNT - Wow!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Who knew a bag holding every present for every kid in the entire

0:18:54 > 0:18:56world would be so heavy?!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59We could take some presents out.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Technically, our presents are in there, so we could just take them.

0:19:03 > 0:19:04Hmm.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09OK. Fine. But only our presents...then we save Christmas.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13CHUCKLING

0:19:23 > 0:19:24Oh, dear.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28I do not think these presents are give-away-able any longer.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's OK. We can fix this.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I mean, we're in Mega Santa's workshop, right?

0:19:32 > 0:19:35We'll make new presents for the whole world.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37THEY GRUMBLE

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Uh! Fine!

0:19:39 > 0:19:43You do know that that is mathematically impossible?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I wasn't listening.

0:19:45 > 0:19:48I love you when you're decisive and all other times.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50- What?- What?

0:19:56 > 0:19:59TREV CHUCKLES

0:20:00 > 0:20:02SMASH

0:20:02 > 0:20:04DRILL WHIRRS

0:20:04 > 0:20:06CLANGING AND BANGING

0:20:10 > 0:20:14These are the most awesome presents ever.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17I mean, we would never get presents like this.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21CLANGING AND BANGING

0:20:22 > 0:20:24THEY GROAN

0:20:24 > 0:20:25OK, let's try this again.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28And this time, we'll make slightly less-cool presents.

0:20:28 > 0:20:32So they're still cool, but not so cool we'll open them again.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Let's go.- Wait.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37I am sorry, but now it is even less probable for us

0:20:37 > 0:20:41to make more presents and still deliver them on time.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44It's almost Christmas morning.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48I was about to have my first super-Christmas ever.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50And I destroyed it.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Raise your hand if you're surprised.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54I'm so proud of you.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57We could try fixing the fake Mega Santa.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00If he's as powerful as the real Mega Santa,

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I bet he could deliver the presents in time.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05No go. When you delicately smashed it to bits,

0:21:05 > 0:21:08you shorted it out. It is broken.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Unlike me, who has a self-repair function which is easily

0:21:11 > 0:21:14transferrable to any other machine.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19If only there was some way...

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Uh, Eric. Shouldn't we see

0:21:22 > 0:21:25if their power supply is compatible before you attach them?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Relax!- Hey!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29This is totally going to work.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31BANG

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ahem.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Wow!

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Thanks for saving us, Brain.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42That's it - I've officially ruined Christmas.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Again.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Maybe doing it twice will fix it?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, let's see.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50- No!- No!

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Enough! Uh, just look at this mess.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56Mrs Mega Santa's going to be so mad.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Um, hello there, sir. Can we help you with something?

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Sure. Help me by not blowing up any more of my stuff, thank you.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06This super-old dude is Mega Santa?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I don't think so?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11Wow! You just radiate naughty, don't you?

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Ho-ho, super-ho!

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Mega Santa?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23It is you.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26But you're too late.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27It's almost morning.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30No. There's still time, but I'll need help -

0:22:30 > 0:22:31back's not what it used to be.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34Do you think Maxum Man would mind if you sidekicked with me

0:22:34 > 0:22:35for a little while?

0:22:36 > 0:22:38If he doesn't want to, I'll...

0:22:41 > 0:22:42Hold on!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Whoa! That Mega Santa is one fast...

0:22:48 > 0:22:49- MEGA SANTA:- Done!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Wow, Eric. What was it like?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Thanks for flying us home, Mega Santa.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59Sorry about Eric - I guess he doesn't handle super-speed well.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02He doesn't handle anything well.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Mega Santa, I'm really sorry I destroyed your robot

0:23:05 > 0:23:08and your workshop. And puked in your boots.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Don't worry. I know how hard you tried to save Christmas.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13You should be proud.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17And here's a little something from your Christmas list to say thanks.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Ho-ho, super-ho!

0:23:20 > 0:23:25It's...perfect.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Oh, man, you are so lucky.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28What do I get?

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Maybe next year, Trevor. You have to be nice to get something, remember?

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Oh...

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Then, forget it.