0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK!
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Eugh. I hate chaperoning field trips.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Are we zer yet? Are we zer yet? I can't wait!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Zis is like a mini vacation.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46In fact, it IS my vacation.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I hate my job.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I'm going to record every bit of this mystery field trip
0:00:50 > 0:00:54on my hover camera, so we can relive it whenever we want.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57I know what you mean. I have tons of video of us together.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58- What?- What?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00KITTY HUMS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Uh... So, where do you think we're going?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04It's a field trip.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08We have made it to our destination.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13Behold the glory of Ye Olde Sidekick Village.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18- No-o-o-o!- No way!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20What's wrong with all of you?
0:01:20 > 0:01:21This place looks amazing!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Moo!
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Amazing? Have you EVER been on a field trip before?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Of course. It started out much like all field trips do.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Woohoo!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Pterodactyl pizza field trip!
0:01:42 > 0:01:46You wouldn't believe how good that pizza was!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Seriously. Really good.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52Dude, did that field trip happen in your head?
0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Yes. Yes, it did.- Sweet.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Howdy, young pioneers. I'm Sheriff Marshall.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Look! A real, fake, old timey Sheriff!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10What happened?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Weren't no technology back in the pioneer days.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16So ain't none of it going to work in here.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22W-W-What?! This is impossible! I've lost my high-speed connection!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23What?!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25THEY GROAN
0:02:25 > 0:02:29But how are we supposed to text what a miserable time we're having?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33They didn't need these fancy-schmancy gadgets back in yore,
0:02:33 > 0:02:34so you don't need 'em now.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Y'all are gonna love it here.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Look around and learn all about the good old days.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Before we needed to plug stuff in.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Come on, it won't be so bad.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Activate hydraulic walking device!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Seriously?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56We've got to actually walk?!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Fine. Whatever. I can do that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02ERIC GASPS FOR AIR
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Yargh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Super-speed butter churning factory?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10The super hall of mirrors?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12The general utility build store?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15There's a show called When Times Were Boring! Let's check it out.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hey, where's Trevor?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21This old timey stuff...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Old timey stinks.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Where can I plug this in?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Nope.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Nope.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33HORSE WHINNIES
0:03:36 > 0:03:37TREVOR GASPS
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ooh. And what do we have here?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43A roped-off place where I should not go?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Or should I?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I believe I should.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hello there, maniacal-looking old man.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Have you seen an electrical outlet any...
0:03:51 > 0:03:54ARGH! OW!
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Look! I'd recognise those grubby paw prints anywhere.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- They're either Trevor's or a yeti's. - I'll take the yeti.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I hope he's OK. Where could he be...?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Eric! Help! I'm trapped
0:04:06 > 0:04:08and I can't find a plug anywhere!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Let me out!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Trevor, stop goofing around. We're not supposed to be in here.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19You're bang on there, partner.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22MARSHAL LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Don't you think you could've said, "Eric, help! But, be careful,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28"there's a madman in here with me!"
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Probably. Maybe next time.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm sure this will happen again.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- You betcha.- Yuh-huh.- I know, right?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Let us out of here! What are you up to?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40What is that ancient-looking and therefore scary thing?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Oh, you want to know what I'm up to, do ya?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Yeah.- You want to know what this is, do ya?- Yeah.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52You want to get me to spill my guts and tell ya my evil plan, do ya?
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Yeah!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Fine. Give me your watch.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Ooh. An old-timey magic trick.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I like that.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I got that for my birthday.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Behold! The Anachronotochron.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12A-a-and how would you spell that?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Never mind.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Just prepare for the world to be boot-scooted
0:05:16 > 0:05:20into a candlelit, television-less, horse-and-buggy future.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Thanks to this.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24No TV?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27You might lock me in jail, turn my watch into a bigger watch
0:05:27 > 0:05:32made of wood, but take away my TV, I don't think so!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36Let's show this guy what technology can do!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Laser watch power...on!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43A sundial? I don't even know what that is.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Huh? How do you work this thing?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Ow!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I must have something in my automated utility backpack.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Beans?!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Don't worry, Maxum Brain will take care of this relic.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Maxum Brain, come in. We're trapped in the jail and...
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Phone booth? Ha!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07A modern sidekick always carries a spare quarter in his sock.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08For candy emergencies.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11DING
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Hello? Maxum Brain? Are you there?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15No. It's Trevor.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Can I take a message?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Hello? Hello?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Huh. I guess I hung up.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Argh!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Well, this has been fun and all,
0:06:24 > 0:06:28but it's time to add some horsepower to the Anachronotochron.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31The whole world's going to learn how things are supposed to be done.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33The hard way.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Say goodbye to your digiogits.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42We gotta get out of here before Sheriff Marshall takes away my TV.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46And plunges the world back into the Dark Ages. That too.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51It's no use! Without technology, what am I?
0:06:51 > 0:06:56No phone, no instant messaging, no texts, no use living!
0:06:56 > 0:07:00I haven't zapped a cyber ogre or cleared a level all day!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02TREVOR ANGRY!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Come on, don't give up. We're smart. Mostly.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07We're crafty. A little.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10And, most importantly, we're sidekicks.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Used to being hopelessly trapped by crazy villains.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17We've got everything we need to escape right here. Are you with me?
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Let's do this!
0:07:19 > 0:07:20- Yeah!- Yes!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Uh... Can we get down now?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Yeah. That's long enough.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33ARGH!
0:07:35 > 0:07:37All right, team, now let's bust out of here with this...
0:07:39 > 0:07:40..dripping mess?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41We're hosed.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44What are we going to do now?! Without technology, we're useless!
0:07:44 > 0:07:48That's quite a pickle. I like pickles. Do you have a pickle?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Trevor, how did you get out?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53This place is super old.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55The door's rusted.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Have you been paying attention at all?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Hold it right there!- Darn it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I knew I should've sprung for rust-proofing in the jail.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah, well, you didn't.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And now we're going to stop you!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Um... How are we going to stop him?
0:08:12 > 0:08:17Uh... There are so many things we can do. We can... Er...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Erm...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20We can...
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Well, there's always...
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Yeah, I got nothing.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Wooden shoes?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34How did anyone ever walk in these?
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Whoa!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42AAARRRGH!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45The hall of mirrors!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48But if we break a mirror, it'll be seven years of bad luck!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah. Bad luck would be awful(!)
0:08:53 > 0:08:56SHERIFF MARSHALL: There ain't no hiding from the past!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Ha-ha. Hey, Eric, look!
0:09:01 > 0:09:05This mirror makes me look fat. Eugh-eugh.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07And this one makes me look thin.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10And this one makes me look old and sheriffy.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13That's you. That's him.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Eurgh! ALL:- ARGH!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Gotcha!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Time for you young'uns to get back to the basics.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Oh, yeah? Well, I don't need technology to beat you!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32I'm a sidekick.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34All I need is...this.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Yaaaah!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Uh-oh.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40No!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yargh!
0:09:45 > 0:09:46Ooh.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Argh.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Eurgh.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50HE JABBERS
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Um... I totally meant to do that.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Right.- Yay, Eric, anyway!
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Can I keep the monkey?
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Seriously, I'm keeping the monkey!
0:10:02 > 0:10:03BLEEPING
0:10:03 > 0:10:09It's over! Look at this! I have 712 messages! I missed you so much!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Yay! We're back to normal!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Zero messages. Yep, we're back to normal.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19You missed the candle-making seminar.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23But, don't worry, we can all go when we come back next year!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30You know, maybe the Sheriff was right.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Maybe the old days WERE the good old days.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Maybe we don't need video games and TVs and gadgets to entertain us.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42You want to go to the computer store and smell the keyboards?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- I'm in.- You bet.- Try to stop me!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47All hail technology!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49May it live for ever!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51THEY CHEER
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Ooh-ooh-aah-aah-aah-aah.