0:14:02 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:14:08 > 0:14:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- Aaah!- And don't come out!
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Aw, man, I don't want to be stuck in here.- And we won't be!
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Yep, we're stuck here.- Um, don't take this the wrong way but...
0:14:46 > 0:14:52- Get out. - What are you guys doing here?
0:14:52 > 0:14:53We were forced to join the school news club
0:14:53 > 0:14:56as our extra-curricular activity.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Do you know anything about cameras? Lights, sound, editing?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Writing, walking, talking? Huh?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Oops. It totally rocks out later.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13HE PURRS
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- Who's the new guy?- I don't know.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Whoa!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20So dreamy.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22I am Allan Amazing.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26My father, General Amazing, just got the job as most amazing
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- person in the amazing town of Splitsboro.- Amazing.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Yes. Yes, I know.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I'm Vana, lead anchor of the school news,
0:15:36 > 0:15:40and I'm available to hang out at any time.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Hey, hey! Wow! New kid, eh?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Let me introduce myself. I'm Eric -
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Maxum Man's sidekick.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Seriously?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- What? Yes!- Of course you are.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57We shall have to trade amazing stories sometime, Ernie.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59HE GROWLS
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Vana, I was a reporter at my old school.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06We just so happen to need a new reporter.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Our previous one was mauled by a mutant teddy bear.
0:16:12 > 0:16:19- Oh, you are so kind to this humble new student. Thank you, Vana.- Oh...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23What's with Vana? She already likes him better than me.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27Vana likes dirt better than you. And Allan...
0:16:29 > 0:16:32I can be a reporter too and I'd be way better than this new guy,
0:16:32 > 0:16:38- who is...already more popular than me.- Sure, sure, Eric. Whatever. Yeah!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- Whoo-hoo!- Wa-hoo!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Your hands are so smooth!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49If you get in my way I will crush you like the little sidekick
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- bug you are.- What? Did you hear that?
0:16:52 > 0:16:56He said he was going to crush me like a bug!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Oh, no, you must have misheard me.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I said I was going to mush you with a hug.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02He's so nice!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I could use a hug.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08That does it! Be prepared to get out-reported.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12- And I'll take that. - How come you never juggle me?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19And now the Splitsboro Academy Sidekick News Team,
0:17:19 > 0:17:24with super anchor Vana Glama.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29And featuring our new investigative reporter Allan Amazing!
0:17:30 > 0:17:31And also Eric.
0:17:33 > 0:17:36I'm Vana Glama and this is the news.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Our lead story, an amazing report
0:17:39 > 0:17:43from our amazing new star reporter. Allan.
0:17:43 > 0:17:48Why, thank you, Vana. Today, I witnessed something historic
0:17:48 > 0:17:54or rather, prehistoric. Please, everyone, let's watch me.
0:17:54 > 0:18:00Hello, I am Allan Amazing, here with my new friend, the ferocious T-Rex.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05MAGICAL CHIME
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Oh, come on.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Anyone can pet the world's most dangerous and supposed to be
0:18:12 > 0:18:15long extinct beast. What's so special about that?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17And that is how you ride a T-Rex
0:18:17 > 0:18:20while saving babies from a burning building.
0:18:20 > 0:18:26On the incredibly dangerous scene, this is Allan Amazing.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Wow!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29I like his hair.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Get out...of the...shot!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Come on, that's got to be fake hair!
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Our next and probably worst story, an inside look at Maxum Man's
0:18:39 > 0:18:44- super-computer, with our new reporter, him.- Uh, thanks, Vana.
0:18:44 > 0:18:49- Earlier today, my trusty cameraman and I...- Hello.
0:18:49 > 0:18:55My cameraman and I talked exclusively with my exclusive close,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58personal friend Maxum Brain.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Exclusive.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02COMPUTER SNORES
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Brain, kinda doing an interview, so...
0:19:06 > 0:19:08COMPUTER FARTS
0:19:10 > 0:19:16- Great story, am I right?- That was the worst piece of "news" I've ever...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Um, we'll be right back.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21And we're out.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Aaargh!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Allan does this amazing, dramatic, heroic story and then you just...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Hey! I was heroic.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29I had to run away for almost three minutes before Brain's
0:19:29 > 0:19:32computer fart subsided.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Eurgh!
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Anyway, my story was way better than Allan's boring brave story.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Aah!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Did you see that?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Oh, please, don't blame him.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Not all scoops can be great, unless they're mine, of course.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54You want a scoop?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I'm going to scoop you like you've never been scooped before.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I am Allan Amazing,
0:20:02 > 0:20:06live at the grand opening of the new Maxum Man oversized balloon store.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- They are oversized. - No way! This is my story.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14I'm Maxum Man's sidekick and I'm going to cut the ribbon, not him.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Whoa!
0:20:15 > 0:20:16CROWD GASPS
0:20:18 > 0:20:21CROWD CHEERS
0:20:21 > 0:20:22This is not over.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28HE LAUGHS
0:20:28 > 0:20:29MAGICAL CHIME
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Grr!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38CROWD LAUGHS
0:20:43 > 0:20:45CROWD CHEERS
0:20:46 > 0:20:48CROWD LAUGHS
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Wow, Allan, you're really cool. - I know.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54But this is also cool.
0:20:54 > 0:20:59The De-inanimatron is able to make any inanimate object come to life.
0:21:01 > 0:21:05Oh, yeah? You think you're so great? Well, can you invent this?
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- There.- What is it? - It's... It's...
0:21:15 > 0:21:16It's that!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20It tickles! Ha-ha!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22And burns!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Once again, Eric, well done.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Argh!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Not the face!
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Stop it! Stop it, you two!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I am so very sorry, dear Vana.
0:21:39 > 0:21:40MAGICAL CHIME
0:21:40 > 0:21:46- How do you do that?!- Allan, there's no need to apologise...for Eric.
0:21:46 > 0:21:51- What?!- Watch your back, little man. - Oh, come on! Nobody else sees this?
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- I need stories, Eric, not excuses. - Fine, you want a story?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59- I'll give you the story of the century.- And what would that be?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Yes, tell us Eric.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05How about an exclusive interview with...with Maxum Man?
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Maxum Man?!
0:22:06 > 0:22:10We'll do it live! This will double our audience...to eight!
0:22:10 > 0:22:14There's no way the world's greatest hero would be interviewed by you
0:22:14 > 0:22:16if he could choose me. No way.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Great. Now all I have to do is interview a missing superhero -
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- no problem. - We have a problem.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Why can't we just fake Maxum Man being around like we did before?
0:22:26 > 0:22:30You broke the hollow suit, destroyed the 3D avatar and mutilated the
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Maxum 'Use me in case I'm missing and need to do an interview' device.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40Hey, I think I have an idea.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- What if we...?- Ask Maxum Mom to dress up like Maxum Man?- No, no, no.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46She won't wear men's clothing anymore.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50There was a, how do I put it...? An incident.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52- Argh!- Argh!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Hey, what if we the use the de-anima...?
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I can't believe I'm going to look like a dork
0:22:56 > 0:22:58in front of everybody, again.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Really? You'd think you'd be used to it by now.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06- CROWD:- We want Maxum Man! - It'll all be over soon.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I'm sure I'll do something else embarrassing
0:23:08 > 0:23:09to make them forget this.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Eric, I'm actually glad to see you for once!
0:23:12 > 0:23:16- So, where's Maxum Man? - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Yes, Eric, where is this Maxum Man?
0:23:22 > 0:23:28Hello. I know you were all expecting Maxum Man today, but...
0:23:31 > 0:23:34CROWD CHEERS
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Sorry I'm late, but Maxum Man was busy saving the world.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39CROWD CHEERS
0:23:39 > 0:23:43How could this sorry excuse for a sidekick get a bigger scoop than me?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46No-one out-scoops Allan Amazing, nobody does that!
0:23:47 > 0:23:51Now I must be off to...Maximise things.
0:23:51 > 0:23:56Oh, and before I go, remember this - Eric is the best sidekick ever
0:23:56 > 0:24:03and a way better reporter than that dreamy Allan guy. Bye now!
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Argh!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07This isn't how it's supposed to go. Don't look at him, he's nothing!
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Look and listen...
0:24:08 > 0:24:09FARTY ARMPIT NOISES
0:24:09 > 0:24:11CROWD GASPS
0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Eww!- No, wait! Don't go!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16I'm Allan Amazing and I'm the best at everything!
0:24:16 > 0:24:19CROWD BOOS
0:24:21 > 0:24:23- HE LAUGHS - Huh?- Thanks.
0:24:23 > 0:24:27It's OK, this De-reanimation-arium thing really works.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29It sure does, little buddy.
0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Thanks, Trevor. That was actually a great idea.- I know.
0:24:36 > 0:24:41- But I wish I could be re-deanimatroned.- Uh, Trevor...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- You're already animated. - I'm a cartoon?!
0:24:44 > 0:24:48No, I mean that you're animated, as in already alive, as in...
0:24:50 > 0:24:54Sure, you're a cartoon. We're all cartoons.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Whoo-hoo-hoo!
0:24:55 > 0:24:59I always wanted to drop one of these on myself.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Trevor, wait!