Suit of Harms

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized, super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34BELL RINGS

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Attention, class.

0:00:35 > 0:00:39I would like to introduce my latest sidekick training device.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Aargh.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43- Ooh, ooh, ooh. - What, Herr Needles?

0:00:43 > 0:00:47You can't be complaining already, you don't even know what it is yet.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Er, it's not that.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52I was just wondering, isn't it kind of dangerous for him to be here?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Maxum Mutt's the school mascot, Eric. Where else should he be?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57DOG GROWLS AND BARKS

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ah!

0:00:59 > 0:01:00Aw.

0:01:01 > 0:01:06If you are done petting the puppy, we continue with the class!

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I present the sidekick-apult!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11FANFARE

0:01:11 > 0:01:14What do we get to shoot? A spiky ball? A ball with spiky spikes?

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Ooh, ooh, a spike with volleyballs?

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Actually, it fires sidekicks. Hence the name.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Cool. Spiky sidekicks.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26A volunteer.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Wait, I'm not volunteering.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I wanted to say that this looks dangerous.

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Three, two, one, go!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Aaah!

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Argh!

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Sandpaper? Really?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Ha-ha. My idea.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45My turn.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48BELLS RINGS

0:01:48 > 0:01:50DOG GROWLS

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Aw. He likes you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Erm, why did you move his cage into the class, right beside me again?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00Because he is Maxum Man's dog and you are Maxum Man's sidekick.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Also, it's fun to watch you squirm.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03WHISTLING

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Hoot, hoot.- Danke.

0:02:06 > 0:02:10OK, students, it seems like we have a special guest today -

0:02:10 > 0:02:12the Minister of Sidekick Safety.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Good morning, class.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Recently I've received many complaints about sidekicks

0:02:17 > 0:02:20being bludgeoned, throttled, pummelled, poked

0:02:20 > 0:02:22and even catapulted.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26It is my task to see that this abuse stops.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Um, isn't that our job?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31You can't say sidekick without kick.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Or side or ideki. What?

0:02:35 > 0:02:36That's a word.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Little girl, sidekicks do not have to put their lives in danger,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43which is why from now on you will all be wearing

0:02:43 > 0:02:45the sidekick safety suit.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47ALL: Whoa.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49ALL: Oh.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52We have to wear that? It's going to clash with my...

0:02:52 > 0:02:55everything. This is because of all your complaints, isn't it?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58Me, complain? About all the crazy stuff we have to do? Never.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01No complaining from me. Yes. No way.

0:03:01 > 0:03:05DOG GROWLS

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Students, I feel your lack of pain.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12You are future sidekicks, strong and proud.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15This is disgraceful!

0:03:15 > 0:03:17OK, don't panic.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Just rock and rock and rock until... Zzz.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25This is ridiculous.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26What's the point if I can't slam and,

0:03:26 > 0:03:28more importantly, injure my opponent?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35These suits are awesome.

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Er, Vana.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Aah!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Wow.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52This actually isn't so bad. It's kind of relaxing.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Argh! - DOG WHIMPERS

0:04:00 > 0:04:03HE GIGGLES

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Oh, man, rolling is so much better than walking.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, what in the world are those?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23These are our new, awesome protection suits.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27How are you going to be representing the great Maxum Man looking like...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29that?

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Hey, take it up with the Minister of Sidekick Safety.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33Now for some cartoons.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Do not be changing my channel.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41And I have never heard of this unheard-of

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Minister of Sidekick Safety.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, he's only the most important

0:04:45 > 0:04:47administrative official in sub-sector D-zone eight.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I mean, he's the one who got us these awesome suits.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52We'll just see about that.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56See, look, you found his website. I told you he was important.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Why are there pop-up ads for Xox's company on his page?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Well, anyone can buy advertising.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09Hmm. It says his office is located in the Xox headquarters building.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Very convenient. - Now, that's just coincidence.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Hey, this site has a live webcam.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Really, Brute, a live webcam?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23That seems like something you should probably warn me about next time.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29Fine. The Minister is Xox and that makes all these suits evil.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Blah, blah, blah.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Now for some cartoons.

0:05:33 > 0:05:38Hey, everybody, the Minister of Sidekick Safety is really Master Xox.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Or maybe you're so embarrassed that your complaining got us

0:05:41 > 0:05:45trapped in these ridiculous suits that you're making up crazy stories.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48No, he's totally Xox.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Why would Xox give us these suits?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52CLANG

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh, that's why.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55CLANG

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Eek. Xox locked us in these suits.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00No way I'm keeping this thing on all year.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01It isn't even my colour.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03SIREN BLARES

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Security breach! It's Xox and his henchmen.

0:06:11 > 0:06:12Let's get 'em.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25You snivelling do-gooders have the most dangerous

0:06:25 > 0:06:28weapon in the world and you don't even know it.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Well, soon, it will be mine, all mine.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33For it is I,

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Master Xox!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Guess you figured that one out already, huh?

0:06:39 > 0:06:43Psst, Minister dude, I think those henchmen work for Xox.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, at least he inherited my e-vile-ness.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Now, where was I?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55Right. The ultimate weapon! Maxum Mutt!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57DOG GROWLS AND BARKS

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I so told you guys Maxum Mutt was dangerous,

0:06:59 > 0:07:03but no, you guys were all, like, "We love Maxum Mutt."

0:07:03 > 0:07:04He's the cutest puppy ever.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06We never said that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Can I take the dog now?

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Absolutely.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Needles!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I mean, not if I stop you first!

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Touche!

0:07:24 > 0:07:27You're going to regret this!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30I told you this has nothing to do with my complaints.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ha! So you did complain.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Blood rushing to head.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37EVIL LAUGHTER

0:07:37 > 0:07:39I wouldn't do that if I were you.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42No-one can control the Maxum Mutt except for Maxum Man.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Really?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Well, what if I had

0:07:46 > 0:07:49a canine control chip?

0:07:50 > 0:07:54When I implant this chip, Xox Mutt will be mine.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59We'll destroy cities, countries. Hee-hee-hee!

0:08:01 > 0:08:05OK, programming canine control chip for slobber reduction.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10When I get out of this, I'm going to take out Xox, then Eric,

0:08:10 > 0:08:12then Xox's henchmen, then Eric again.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Why do I get taken out twice?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18Hey, guys, check it out. Monkey boy!

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Trevor, how did you get up there?

0:08:22 > 0:08:23I do not remember.

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Guys, give me a push. I think I know how to get back into the school.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ow, ow. I swallowed grass. Ow.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39All right. Good teamwork, guys. Trevor, when I say jump, you...

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Body slam!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45CRASH

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Aah!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52OK, time for plan B.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55SCREAMING

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03EVIL LAUGHTER

0:09:03 > 0:09:07You're just in time to meet my new, all-powerful weapon.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Behold...

0:09:08 > 0:09:10Xox Mutt.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13You're still not done cutting the bars?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Uh?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18You have a lot to learn about timing.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20You're through, Xox.

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Let's play ball.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Strike!

0:09:26 > 0:09:28- What are you doing? - Mixing in a little tetherball.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36Eric, the dog.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41He's almost cut through the cage. I've got to stop him.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48BANG

0:09:48 > 0:09:50BIRDS TWEET

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Wow. The blast did not damage the cage.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You actually did something right for once.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57CLANG, CLANG

0:09:57 > 0:10:00DOG BARKS, THEY SCREAM

0:10:01 > 0:10:05This was a great idea. Maxum Mutt isn't dangerous at all.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07He just wanted to play.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Ja, just a few hundred more fetches and he will be ready for nappies.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Who's ready for nappies? You're ready for nappies.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, come on. Again?

0:10:15 > 0:10:17How many times? Is this because I complained?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- It's because I complained, isn't it? - You think?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I'm going to lodge a complaint about this.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Whoa!

0:10:24 > 0:10:26BARKING AND LAUGHTER