Escape from Razzuma-Traz

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:13:04 > 0:13:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:13:08 > 0:13:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Ah, Hawaii. Tropical paradise.

0:13:37 > 0:13:43Sand, sun, tiny umbrellas and, most importantly...no students!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44SCREAMING My bad.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47RUMBLING GLASS CRASHES

0:13:47 > 0:13:48CAR HORN TOOTS

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Argh!

0:13:50 > 0:13:55Ze substitute teacher is here. Class, please velcome, Ms Razzuma.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04Hello, my little kittens. It's so nice to meet you.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- My, you're all so adorable. - Ah, she seems sweet.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Yah, sweet... So long, suckers. HE CACKLES

0:14:12 > 0:14:14NOT SO FAST!

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Er, maybe sweet was the wrong word.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20I've been reading your report cards...

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Uh-oh.

0:14:21 > 0:14:22..and I am not impressed.

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Uh-oh.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25And do you know what Ms Razzuma does

0:14:25 > 0:14:28when Ms Razzuma is not impressed with a student?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Try to boost their self-esteem?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Close, my little guppy.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33But, NO!

0:14:33 > 0:14:34THEY GASP

0:14:34 > 0:14:37She makes you study. She makes you work. She makes you learn.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38And for that reason...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41CLANGING

0:14:41 > 0:14:43THEY SCREAM

0:14:43 > 0:14:44SILENCE!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47For that reason, I have turned your school

0:14:47 > 0:14:50into a supermax prison of higher learning.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55How does that help with my self-esteem?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56VANA SIGHS

0:14:56 > 0:14:59But why am I stuck here? I'm no piddly student!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Someone is letting these little lambs fail.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05And when they fail, YOU FAIL.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Do you really think ze puny walls

0:15:06 > 0:15:09can keep me from getting my complimentary tote bag?

0:15:09 > 0:15:12Well... WHAT ABOUT THIS?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15RUMBLING THEY SCREAM

0:15:15 > 0:15:17WHOOSH!

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Don't worry, Razzuma will whip you into shape.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Yeah, with real whips.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25QUIET!

0:15:25 > 0:15:31All you have to do is pass my mega exam, my little naked mole-rat,

0:15:31 > 0:15:34and I'll steer this school right back to Earth.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38So long as everyone passes, you'll be free in no time.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Everyone? Including Trevor? But...that's impossible!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- TREVOR:- Ha-ha! She got that right.

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- RAZUMMA:- You won't know until you TRY and try, and TRY AGAIN!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Training begins now!

0:15:54 > 0:15:58Now, my little hedgehogs, the test is simple.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Work as a team to avoid the obstacles and rescue your super.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05Pampy will help you, won't you, Pampy?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Pampy!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10GO!

0:16:10 > 0:16:11THEY SHRIEK

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Herr Needles, rescue ze dummy!

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Gah! Ah!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20Hey, I'm doing it! I...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Vana, disable ze hammers!

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- SHE STRAINS - Ah!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28I broke a nail.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Way to go, Needles.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Now what?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32HE GASPS

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Fraulein Kitty, you must reprogram ze canon firing sequence.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38PING!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Ahrgh! Wa-ah! Ga-ah!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- No, wait!- Huh?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Here comes ze big blue one!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Nice. OK, now!

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Hold on, Eric!

0:16:52 > 0:16:5512,000 bit encryption, no problem!

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Watch out for distractions, my little bunny rabbit.

0:16:59 > 0:17:00OK... Whoa!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04I-I'm trying, Eric!

0:17:04 > 0:17:08Trevor, it's up to you! You are our last hope!

0:17:09 > 0:17:11Did I really just say that?!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Aa-aa-aah! Ha-ha-haa! I'm doing it!

0:17:15 > 0:17:18- He's doing it!- He's doing it?

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Aa-aah! Ha-ha...!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22SIZZLING

0:17:22 > 0:17:24And there you go.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Good effort, little badgers, but TERRIBLE EFFORT!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Unless you study and pass this test,

0:17:31 > 0:17:35you will be stuck in outer space. What could be worse?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38She can't keep us here for ever.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41I mean, we have to run out of air at some point, right?

0:17:41 > 0:17:46- OVER TANNOY:- Attention, my little aardvarks, it's testing time.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50Please return to the gym NOW! Thank you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51I can't do it,

0:17:51 > 0:17:52I can't be pummelled again.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'll never pass that test.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Nein!

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Vot if I told you there was another way?

0:17:58 > 0:18:03Vot if I told you that we could, say, oooh...escape?

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Who's with me?

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Bleurgh!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Um, are you sure this is going to work?

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Absolutely. We teachers always have a secret escape hatch.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17I use it every parent-teacher day.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Vana, you're not coming?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Yeah, I think I'll take my chances on my own.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Besides, with you and Trevor out of the way,

0:18:22 > 0:18:25the odds of passing go way up.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26On my signal.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Number two...

0:18:28 > 0:18:29Number one...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Flush!

0:18:34 > 0:18:35We made it...

0:18:35 > 0:18:37HE GASPS

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Freedom!

0:18:39 > 0:18:40HE GASPS

0:18:43 > 0:18:48Oh, my little Pampy forgot that the school was in space, didn't he?

0:18:49 > 0:18:53Would you like Ms Razzuma to reel you back in like little fishies?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59We were so close, but now Razzuma has doubled security.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Well, we're just going to have to try twice as hard to get out.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I don't think I like your math, or any math,

0:19:08 > 0:19:09or manatees...

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Always smiling, I mean, what are they so happy about, huh?

0:19:12 > 0:19:13TELL ME THAT!

0:19:15 > 0:19:16What's your plan?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18We study, and practise

0:19:18 > 0:19:20and together we all pass this exam.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Oh, forget that, I'll pass it on my own, thank you.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24You don't have a chance.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- She's right, dude.- Who's with me?

0:19:27 > 0:19:30If it means getting away from here - and you - I'll do it!

0:19:30 > 0:19:32I'm in... Oh.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Me, too!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35I thought you didn't like the plan?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37What plan?

0:19:40 > 0:19:41HE GRUNTS

0:19:43 > 0:19:44G-argh!

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Hah! Ah!

0:19:48 > 0:19:50HE WHIMPERS

0:19:50 > 0:19:52SHE HUMS TO HERSELF

0:19:52 > 0:19:53Hi, Needles.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Oh... Gah... Whoa...! Ah....! Wah!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00Again!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Ha!

0:20:02 > 0:20:05SIZZLING HE SHRIEKS

0:20:05 > 0:20:06G-argh!

0:20:15 > 0:20:16Whoa!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Eurgh.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Again!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ya-hoo!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Ha!

0:20:32 > 0:20:33G-argh!

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Hi-yah!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yee-haa!

0:20:51 > 0:20:55And how are my little antelopes, today?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56It's time for your...

0:20:56 > 0:20:59FINAL EXAM!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh, I hope all your training pays off.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04WHISPERS: Oh, it'll pay off, all right.

0:21:04 > 0:21:08- WHISPERS:- Yeah, it'll pay off big time.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10- WHISPERS:- Yeah, big time.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Why are we whispering? And what's in your eye?

0:21:13 > 0:21:14SILENCE!

0:21:14 > 0:21:16My little mongooses.

0:21:16 > 0:21:20Um, I think that's monGEESES, ma'am.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Enough of this. The test begins...

0:21:25 > 0:21:26..now!

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Needles, go!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Hey, Razzy...we're going to take our own test.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,

0:21:39 > 0:21:41my little platypus.

0:21:43 > 0:21:44Kitty, go!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Got it!

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Trevor!

0:21:51 > 0:21:52SHE SCREAMS

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Ha, now that was a plan!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59You keep talking about this...plan?

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Seize them!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04We're out of here, Razzy. And the cute animal names...

0:22:05 > 0:22:06..kinda like it.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12Grab your atmospheres and, zen, out the airlock to freedom.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17All right, Kitty, do your hi tech thing.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Ha-ha, not this time!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Hi-yah!

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Sometimes low tech is OK, too...

0:22:24 > 0:22:26We did it! We're free.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28THEY LAUGH AND CHEER

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Um, Eric, what part of the plan gets us back to Earth?

0:22:35 > 0:22:36Oh, my.

0:22:36 > 0:22:41So, my little marmosets studied and worked together, and they escaped.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Another successful lesson for Ms Razzuma.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47My job here is done.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Wait a minute, that was your plan?

0:22:49 > 0:22:52Is there any food and water up here?

0:22:52 > 0:22:55Ta-ta, my little llama. Study hard!

0:22:57 > 0:23:00CAR HORN TOOTS

0:23:00 > 0:23:02SCREAMING

0:23:05 > 0:23:08Escaping from prison - good.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Re-entering the Earth's atmosphere,

0:23:10 > 0:23:13and exploding on a tropical beach - awesome!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16THEY CHEER

0:23:16 > 0:23:17You were awesome, too.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Yah, yah, I vos...

0:23:21 > 0:23:23..and so were you.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Let's never work together again?

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Agreed.