0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superheroes
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick!! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:34ERIC WHISTLES
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Your good mood is cheesing me off, Needles! Zip it!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43It's the middle of the week, in the middle of the school year,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45and I'm not quite flunking at everything.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yep. CRACKING
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Ah, life is good.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50You should be doing better than "not quite flunking".
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Your super's called Maxum Man
0:00:53 > 0:00:54not Mediocre Man.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Even your well-thought-out and clever insults can't ruin my mood.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Needles!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02I see you forgot your power gauntlets for gym class.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03We are not savages.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Go find some from ze lost and found.
0:01:05 > 0:01:10Have fun wearing sweaty old stranger gloves, Mediocre Kid.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12VANA SNIGGERS
0:01:12 > 0:01:13OK, Thunder Beak.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Percy, I don't like you, you don't like me.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Let's just try to...
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Argh!!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hm.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Gross!
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh, well.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Retainer, slingshot, diamond with a monkey skull in it,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Valley G Kid...
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Nothing.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Wait!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Whoa! Who'd leave these behind?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Not bad. Kind of a cool new look.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43What?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Huh? Weird.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47But a-a-all right!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Hey.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Lookin' good.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Awesome gloves!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57They really accentuate your hands.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Herr Needles, you will stop wasting time!
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Where is the music coming from?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Putting your super back together after transporter mishaps
0:02:07 > 0:02:08is very important.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Begin assembling now!
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Whoa!!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Not bad, but...
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Impressive.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Picking something special for your super's birthday
0:02:21 > 0:02:23is a necessary skill.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27So, gently flip ze cake out of ze pan...
0:02:28 > 0:02:32Who would like to have my cake and eat it, too?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I am so jealous of your awesome gloves.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37These birds can't bake at all.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Nice!
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Mm, saliva and mould flavour.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Awesome!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Ah, bedtime.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Gloves or no gloves?
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I'm thinking...gloves.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Who will save the world from the dreaded Sliplace,
0:03:10 > 0:03:14who makes shoelaces come undone?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Arrrggghhh!!
0:03:17 > 0:03:18I'll do it!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23You and your gloves saved the world.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26And me! Have all this candy!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I WILL have all this candy.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Nice gloves.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Mm, thanks Candy Mouth. I know.
0:03:37 > 0:03:42- Mind if I save some of you for later? - Anything for you, Eric.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50Huh? That's weird. Why would I hide candy in a dream?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56This has been the best week of my life.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- I'm student of the week, girls hang off my every word...- We do, we do!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03..and I won this totally rad award for being totally rad.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06And it has everything to do with how totally rad I am
0:04:06 > 0:04:08and nothing to do with anything else.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Like my gloves, which are also totally rad.
0:04:14 > 0:04:20Ah-ha! Behold the retainer of power! Bask in its glow.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24You're still wearing that thing? It hasn't given you any powers,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26except the power of stink breath.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Hey, my retainer is just as cool as Eric's gloves! Right, Eric?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36SNORING
0:04:38 > 0:04:39HE YAWNS
0:04:39 > 0:04:43Thanks for helping me home. I don't get it.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45I've been sleeping my usual 23 hours a day,
0:04:45 > 0:04:48but, for some reason, I'm still exhausted.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52In other news, the villain who's been robbing and pillaging
0:04:52 > 0:04:56all the citizens while Splitsboro sleeps is still at large.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Weird. My gloves just started sweating.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Maybe I should take them off for a bit?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Argh!!
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Who is there?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09No-one likes the news, Eric, but that's a little excessive?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- INDIAN ACCENT:- Something is tripping the alarm at night
0:05:12 > 0:05:15during my hibernation phase. I haven't powered down all week.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Maybe that's why I'm so tired? Did you check the security tapes?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Of course I did. And to prove it, I will watch them again
0:05:22 > 0:05:26and re-see exactly what I may or may not have maybe seen before.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31ERIC SNORES
0:05:35 > 0:05:36ALARM BLARES
0:05:40 > 0:05:41THEY GASP
0:05:46 > 0:05:49All right. Let's not jump to any conclusions here.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Again, let's not jump to conclusions.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57You're the night-time crook!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00It's not me! It's the gloves!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02You saw the way they dragged me around.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05MUFFLED: And how they're trying to keep me quiet, like right now!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07You've got to get them off!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Ow!! You guys have to help me!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18- Hey!- Help!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Argh!!
0:06:21 > 0:06:22CAT MEOWS
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Wait! Maybe they're not so bad. The gloves seem to like kittens.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- ALL:- Aw.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Kitten tossing?! Those gloves are made of pure evil!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40A-ha!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Not even a net made entirely of lightweight cotton string
0:06:49 > 0:06:52can stop you?! Where do you come from?!
0:06:53 > 0:06:57I can't find my autonomous thieving gloves anywhere!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I must have lost them when I dropped Trevor off at school.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03He probably stole them!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Hmm... That's my boy!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I guess I'll just have to wear my robbery headband.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Stop that!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I really don't want to do this,
0:07:14 > 0:07:18but you should have seen how fast I disabled the alarm!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- I'm amazing! - Put the jewellery back!- I can't!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I guess we could keep SOME of their prettier ones.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28No! We've got to put it all back!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Though, this is nice.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Why can't you be evil, like the gloves?
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I think the gloves are digging under the super-duper savings bank.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47They are going to steal the fortune of every super in Splitsboro!
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Stop! There's nowhere left to run, my glovelies!
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Ah!
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Really?- Don't you look at me! Clever action phrases are hard!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Er, guys...I don't think they like being cornered!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Uh-oh, that either the tunnel ready to collapse and crush us
0:08:09 > 0:08:10or my stomach.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Let's finish this and go home!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hi-i-i-ya!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Surprise retainer attack!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No-o-o!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hi-ya!
0:08:29 > 0:08:30KITTY CRIES
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I just can't hit him!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Woo-hoo! I win!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38I mean, they win! I mean, look out!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43That's it!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Stealing stuff is one thing, but hurting my friends...
0:08:46 > 0:08:48It's go time!
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Mano e Glovo!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Oh, come off!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01You can beat him, Buddy!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'm not really sure he can.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Buddy?- Sweetie?- Person I know?
0:09:08 > 0:09:11You think is OK? I'm sure he's OK? He's OK, right?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Or...maybe not.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're OK! He's OK!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Actually, my lungs are full of dirt.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You could have left me and saved yourself,
0:09:30 > 0:09:32but you didn't.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33You stayed with me.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I can't quit you.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39We could never have what they have.
0:09:42 > 0:09:47And maybe, just maybe, we can defy convention
0:09:47 > 0:09:49and complete each other!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I can stop you from stealing and you
0:09:51 > 0:09:54can show me the secrets of sleight-of-hand magic.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57We'll have each other for ever and ever!
0:09:57 > 0:10:01And we can love each other to the max!
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Come to me, my glovelies! - Huh? What? No!
0:10:07 > 0:10:08A-ha-ha-ha!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10My thieving gloves.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11ALL: Huh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I knew those gloves were evil!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16They'll never be worn by anyone but me ever again.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Don't leave me! I can't go on alone! I'm naked without you!
0:10:21 > 0:10:22HE SOBS
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Wow. You been working out?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26CAT PURRS
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Look, it's the kitty from earlier.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Hey, little guy, you love me and will never leave me, right?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34We'll be magic together! I'll never let you go!
0:10:34 > 0:10:38I'm not needy and crazy! Sorry for flinging you. No hard feelings?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40GROWLING
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Arrrrgggghhhh!!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm guessing there's hard feelings.