0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:13:34 > 0:13:36HE SNORES
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Hiii-ya!
0:13:38 > 0:13:39CRASH
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Mm, Vana, delish!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43I want to dip that performance
0:13:43 > 0:13:45in guacamole and serve it to my cat.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49OK, who is next?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, oh, oh, me, Professor Metronome!
0:13:51 > 0:13:52I'll totally go next.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55All right, Eric, get up here and shake your music-maker.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00I carved this recorder myself from the smouldering
0:14:00 > 0:14:03remains of a tree that was cut down to make room for a sidewalk.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I call it... Paperboy.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08CRICKET CHIRPS
0:14:08 > 0:14:10HIP-HOP MUSIC INTERRUPTS
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Awesome!
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I guess this wall just couldn't handle the mad beats I's dropping.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19THEY CHEER
0:14:20 > 0:14:24Kid Ruthless is so the coolest guy in the whole school.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28Where did that accent come from? He lives, like, two blocks from me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32What's all this, then? You about to play that lame recorder, bruv?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Lame?!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36OK, paperboy, this guy thinks he can just walk in here
0:14:36 > 0:14:37and steal our thunder?
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Let's wail!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43RECORDER SHRIEKS
0:14:47 > 0:14:49HE LAUGHS
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Brilliant, Needles.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52THEY LAUGH
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Now, now, girls, there's enough KR to go around.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I don't know why everyone thinks that Kid Ruthless is so cool.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Yeah, look at him over there with his sweet bandanna, and his
0:15:03 > 0:15:07super style, and heroic good looks, and limitless psychic potential...
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Pretty weak!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Oi, Needles, you land a record deal yet?
0:15:12 > 0:15:16Oh, that's right - your music only lands airplanes. Ha-ha!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- What do you want, Ruthless?- Nothing.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Just wanted to say something really mean and mildly comedic
0:15:22 > 0:15:24- so you would look totally uncool. - Oh, yeah?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Would a totally uncool guy eat his lunch like this?
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Here, mate, let me help with some pie and mash.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Wha... Seriously, pants?
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Sorry!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39Check it.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45Big deal. So Ruthless can spin records and eat...with his mouth.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46I'm not impressed, are you, guys?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Amazed.- Dazzled!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I like the part where he did all of that.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah, me neither.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I think it's time Ruthless learned who the real top dog is.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58I meant me.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06OK, Trevor, pink belly option on two, on two. Hut!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Ow! Tough defence.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Ah, he makes doing nothing look so cool.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13HE GRUNTS
0:16:13 > 0:16:15- Hm...- Eric, if you are thinking about doing what I think
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- you are thinking about doing... - No, don't you see?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20No-one can be that cool and be good at sports.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21This must be Kid's weakness.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Wah! Wa-ah!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32CHEERING
0:16:32 > 0:16:37Wow, Ruthless scored so many points, everybody wins!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- ERIC GROANS - So cool!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- That's it, I give up.- Me too.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Let's just turn ourselves in.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49I've been on the run too long. I can't take it any more.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52No, I mean I'm done trying to out-cool Kid Ruthless.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56- What were you talking about? - Um... Nothing. That. What? Yoink.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Yoink?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Dude, why would you...- Come on, Eric.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Kit Ruthless is just better than you in every conceivable way.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04It's no big deal.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, hi, Kid. Love your hair today.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10And yours lacks volume and shine.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Go hang with your boy, Needles.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16What? My hair?!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19But... Why, you...!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Let me go!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Hey, nobody insults my friend's hair and tells them to hang out with me.
0:17:23 > 0:17:28I'm going to beat Ruthless at his own game - playing music and that...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- scratching records thing. - You mean DJing?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I guess I mean DJing.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- IN FRENCH ACCENT: Challenge! - What?
0:17:37 > 0:17:42I challenge you to a battle of the bands. Except it's only two bands.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46And not really bands, more like solo DJ acts, but it will be a battle.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Of that you can be certain.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Ha-ha-ha! You're having a laugh.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55You want to battle me? Have you ever even used a turntable before?
0:17:55 > 0:17:59No, but I've turned the tables on plenty of unsuspecting evil-doers.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01CRICKET CHIRPS
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Brilliant. OK, tomorrow.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Academy Gymnasium. Prepare to be destroyed.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09Gulp!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12HE LAUGHS
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Ah, Eric, come in. I was just tickling my feet.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, but how are you?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Oh, that Kid Ruthless really hit you below the utility belt
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- this morning. Ouch! - Yes, sir. That's why I'm here.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27It's time to put Ruthless in his place.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34You've made a 'challenge'?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Well, what are we waiting for?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Let's get wiggling!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41This gorgeous hunk of machine is the montage-a-tron.
0:18:41 > 0:18:46She can increase training speeds by 6,000%.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49It's banned by all four major pro-sports leagues.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- What about soccer?- What about soccer?
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Let's go!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Woohoo!
0:19:11 > 0:19:14And a pinch of jazz...and we are done!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- How does that feel?- Amazing.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- But how is all of this supposed to help me in a DJ battle?- Ah!
0:19:20 > 0:19:25You challenged Kid Ruthless to a DJ battle? Oh, boy!
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I thought it was a traditional
0:19:27 > 0:19:30sweater fold-flat tyre- cake cups-stagalong challenge.
0:19:30 > 0:19:36DJing?! Boy, he is going to flambe your pudding. Ha-ha-ha.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40What are these? Just some standard battle forms.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Please initial and sign each page on the front, back,
0:19:43 > 0:19:46all four corners, and...in French.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49I'm not sure this is the same kind of battle of the bands
0:19:49 > 0:19:51we had back at the orphanage.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53JUG PLAYS
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Ha-ha!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58And that's how you knew who won.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Yeah, our battles are pretty much the same,
0:20:00 > 0:20:03except instead of blowing on jugs, you fight for your life
0:20:03 > 0:20:05in a gruelling last-man-standing battle royale.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09So, should I call the ambulance now, or...?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'll give you a minute.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Wait, how do I sign my name in French?!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ladies and gentlemen,
0:20:18 > 0:20:21this is a three-round DJ battle royale
0:20:21 > 0:20:25with the Coolest Guy In The School title on the line.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Brought to you by Tighties -
0:20:26 > 0:20:29the heavyweight champion of superhero tights.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33If you've got flab, Tighties makes you look fab! Tighties!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Woohoo-hoo, Tighties!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Introducing first in this corner,
0:20:38 > 0:20:43reigning DJ champion of the Sidekick Academy - Kid Ruthless!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46And cowering in this corner,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48with a history of nervous flatulence,
0:20:48 > 0:20:52your challenger - Eric Needles!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54TOOT-TOOT
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Gentlemen, when the bell rings, come out scratching.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59BELL RINGS
0:21:01 > 0:21:03HE SCREAMS
0:21:09 > 0:21:13I knew I'd get my break in the music industry someday.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15That was awesome!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Oi, Needles. How about a little BASS-lift.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Ha-ha!
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You OK, champ?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I can't see nothing. Cut me, Trev, cut me!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31No, you don't want to do it.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Go on, cut me. Cut me.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- So, did you hear about Fantastamonkey?- I know!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Who would've thought Zookeeper Thompson was his alter ego?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Scandalous!
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Want to see the back?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50What am I going to do, man? I'm getting smoked out there.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Oh, so it's the mirror's fault? - What?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I'm just saying - maybe if you cared a little less
0:21:54 > 0:21:56about smashing beautiful antique mirrors
0:21:56 > 0:22:00and a little more about DJing, you'd have a chance in this battle.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I just... I guess I don't care about DJing.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I just got caught up with trying to be popular, and now that
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I'm about to be pulverised, I don't care much about that either.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Normally, I'm all over the whole don't-care-much thing
0:22:11 > 0:22:13but, dude, this is not the time.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16No, I do care about something.
0:22:16 > 0:22:21Something important. Something bigger than popularity. I care about...
0:22:21 > 0:22:23my music.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Ow!
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Well, Needles, my boy, it's been sterling.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35But I think it's time I put you out of your misery.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36THEY GASP
0:22:36 > 0:22:38HE GRUNTS
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Sweet dreams, Needles.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ah-ha!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49You shall not scratch!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Ha-ha-ha, not that recorder again.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Fine, take your best shot, Needles.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55I dare you.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56If you insist.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00THE KIDS SCREAM IN PAIN
0:23:03 > 0:23:05SHRIEKING NOTE PLAYS
0:23:10 > 0:23:13KID RUTHLESS GRUNTS
0:23:13 > 0:23:14SHRIEKING NOTE PLAYS
0:23:16 > 0:23:20OK. Not exactly what I had in mind, but... Woohoo!
0:23:21 > 0:23:26- Hey, Eric. Congrats on winning yesterday.- Um, thanks, Kid.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30You inspired me to go after my real passion - bagpipes!
0:23:30 > 0:23:35- Peace out, bruva. - Ha, bagpipes? How lame is that?
0:23:35 > 0:23:39I guess there is no doubt who the coolest kid in the school is now.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40BAGPIPES PLAY
0:23:40 > 0:23:42GIRLS SIGH SWOONINGLY
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Kid Ruthless is the coolest kid ever!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh, come on!
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Seriously, pants?