The Perfect Match

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big - Sidekick!- #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37BOTH SCREAM

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Dude, I love V Day!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Sweet! A Valentine from Betty!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51HE LAUGHS

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Ah, such grace.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58She's taking me to the Valentine's dance tonight. Hee-hee!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59So, Eric, are you going to the dance?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02With someone special, who is standing right in front of you?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05But Vana's not in front of me. She's over there.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Ai-ya!

0:01:09 > 0:01:11KITTY WAILS

0:01:11 > 0:01:13There's still, like, four hours till the dance.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- I'm just waiting for the right moment.- Ooh, argh, argh!

0:01:16 > 0:01:21Hey, Vana, you, me, V Day dance, six bells - how's about it?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Ah, Eric, I told Kid Ruthless I'd go with him weeks ago.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- HE GROANS - But if it makes you feel any better,

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I wouldn't have gone with you anyway.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Phew, that's a relief.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Hey!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Happy Valentine's Day.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39HE SCREAMS

0:01:39 > 0:01:44Yeah, he's got a thing about mascots. Sorry, Valentine Bear.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Whatever.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hey, Needles. I saw your little freak-out session.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52That weakness will be going on your permanent record.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54- ALL:- Oh! - What's that?

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Oh, your permanent record lists all kinds of neat stuff -

0:01:57 > 0:02:00test scores, toenail sharpness, favourite knock-knock jokes,

0:02:00 > 0:02:02fears and weaknesses.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Weaknesses? I don't want people knowing that stuff about me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08That is why I keep them in the ultra-hi-tech, impenetrable,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11no-expense-spared locked-down security desk.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17You waited until today to ask her to the dance?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19And then she was saying no?

0:02:19 > 0:02:22HE LAUGHS Whatever.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25I'll just take someone even cooler than Vana to the dance.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Sorry, Eric, tonight my hair I will be needing to wash. Ha-ha!

0:02:29 > 0:02:34I'm not even having hair and that is why it is so funny! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36I really wish I could help you with your love life.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- You can!- Really? Oh!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43I could totally find my perfect match using Maxum Man's super database,

0:02:43 > 0:02:45if you let me use it.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47- What choice do I have?- None.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50OK. Enter my character traits.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54I like, football, cereal, recess, cool gadgets,

0:02:54 > 0:02:56gadgets attached to other gadgets, tulips...

0:02:56 > 0:03:01Whoo. ..and words that end with "zonk". Sweet.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04300 traits should help me find a perfect match.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08Ah-ha! Mandy Struction.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Here goes.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11DIAL TONE

0:03:11 > 0:03:14INDISTINCT SHOUTING

0:03:14 > 0:03:19Hi. Er, is this the Struction residence? Is Mandy in?

0:03:19 > 0:03:23My name is Eric and I wanted to ask her if she wanted to...

0:03:23 > 0:03:25STOMACH GURGLES Hold on.

0:03:25 > 0:03:30STOMACH GURGLES AGAIN ..if she, um, wants to go to a dance.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33So...your mum sounded nice.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Yeah, she said she got a kick out of you on the phone,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- even though you kept throwing up. - Yeah, good times.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43- Just so you know, I hate dancing. - Really? Me too.

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Dancing is just so lame.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Hey, nice! I say "lame" all the time.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I get CALLED lame all the time.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52BOTH LAUGH

0:03:52 > 0:03:57- Hey, cool shoes. Are they new? - Um, kind of. They're custom-made.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01No way! I wear special shoes too. You know - stink feet.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03FLIES BUZZ

0:04:03 > 0:04:05BOTH LAUGH

0:04:05 > 0:04:06We have so much in common.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's like somebody used a super-computer

0:04:09 > 0:04:12to find us both a perfect match. Crazy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16Yeah...crazy. Hey, let's go into the dance.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20GIGGLING AND CHATTERING

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Hi, pretty new girl, who seems to have appeared out of thin air

0:04:24 > 0:04:26to ruin my life.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29I'm SO happy Eric brought you with him!

0:04:29 > 0:04:32I'm here with someone too, you know. Alan Amazing!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Know why they call him that? BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37KITTY PANTS

0:04:37 > 0:04:40That's...great. Um...good for you.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42So, who's your Valentine, Eric?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Guys, this is Mandy. Mandy, this is Vana, Trevor and Kitty.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Hi.- Mandy, you say.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56And you contend that you are NOT a robot, correct?

0:04:56 > 0:04:57What? Trevor!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Ah-ha!- Trevor!

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- MANDY SPLUTTERS - Hmm, no sparks. Story checks out.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08- Well, enjoy the dance...Mandy. - Sorry about that.- It's cool.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11They're your friends. They just want to look out for you.

0:05:11 > 0:05:16Wow! I make excuses for my friends' crazy behaviour too. We're so alike.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Needles, why are you smiling?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22The punch, the music - it's snappy, yeah?

0:05:22 > 0:05:27One more smile and it goes on your permanent record!

0:05:27 > 0:05:28I'm watching you.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31That was my teacher, Pamplemoose.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35He keeps permanent records of every sidekick's likes, dislikes,

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- toenail sharpness, vulnerabilities. - Really? Vulnerabilities?

0:05:38 > 0:05:41And they're in this rickety old desk in room 218.

0:05:41 > 0:05:47Yep, good old two-one-eight. Dos-uno-ocho. Top left drawer.

0:05:47 > 0:05:53Huh. That's very interesting. Very detailed and very interesting.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I can't believe Eric's Valentine turned out to be cooler than ours.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59HE BELCHES

0:06:00 > 0:06:05Hey-hey, speak for yourself. My Valentine is wicked, dreamy.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Yah-woo!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08SHE LAUGHS

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Her art totally speaks to me.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14I know I've seen Mandy before, but where?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16We need a hair sample to analyse.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19I hope my friends aren't weirding you out too much.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21They're normally a lot nicer.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24No hair samples! Come on.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Let's forget about these guys and go have some fun.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37CHEERING

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Wa-ha-ha!

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Ow!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42THEY LAUGH

0:06:42 > 0:06:44I'm really glad you came to my school dance.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49- I haven't even asked what school YOU go to.- Oh, I assumed you knew.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53- I go to...- Hmm, that's good, thanks. Has a bit of a bite to it.

0:06:53 > 0:06:57Ha-ha-ha, I like him. He's funny.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Oh, I almost forgot, I was supposed to call my parents and check in.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Cool. I'll wait for you here.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Eric, there's something weird about Mandy.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07I mean, besides the fact that she came here with you.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10We're sure we know her from somewhere, we just can't place it.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13HA! You guys are just ticked that you missed your chance with Big E.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16PHONE RINGS Hold on, it's Maxum Brain.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Eric, how is it going? I don't care.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Tell me, why was the supervillain database being open

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- to the file of Mandy Struction? - We have a supervillain database?

0:07:25 > 0:07:31Wait, Mandy Struction? She's from the evil side of town. I knew it!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Oh, the Struction family run the Splitsboro crime syndicate,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36the Mass Destructions.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39They levelled ten banks in two days with their seismo-shoes.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Shoes that can cause earthquakes. D'uh! It was all over the news.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Grrrr...uh! Snap out of it.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh, sure, she's here with me,

0:07:51 > 0:07:54so that must make her terrible and weird and evil, right?

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Well, I think she's cool.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59- TANNOY:- Warning. Classroom security breached by intruder

0:07:59 > 0:08:00who at first seemed really cool,

0:08:00 > 0:08:04but then turned out to be evil. Warning. Warning. Warning. Warning.

0:08:04 > 0:08:09OK, she's evil...but I really think we can work past it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Arg! She's got our permanent records!

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Eric, it's not what it looks like.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yes...yes, it is.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26ALL GASP

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Eric, I thought you said you had a lot in common.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Hmm... We do!

0:08:34 > 0:08:36And that might just be the way to defeat her!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Come on, Mum, where are you?

0:08:41 > 0:08:43DOOR OPENS

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- Eric, stay back or I'll... - Mandy, wait!

0:08:47 > 0:08:51I have to know - am I really just a pawn in some evil game,

0:08:51 > 0:08:53or did you really like me?

0:08:53 > 0:08:58No, Eric. Honestly, you make me feel something I've never felt before.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02- Like you're going to barf out your nose?- Me too!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06The feeling part, not the barf part. You don't have to be evil, do you?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11You could come to Sidekick School, hang out with us.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Or you could come with me to the Evil Henchman Vocational School

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- and we could do fun, evil things together.- I can't.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Maxum Man's sidekick, remember? Plus, I'm no good at evil faces.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23ERIC BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:09:23 > 0:09:26- Then I guess this is where we fight it out.- Yep.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31I'm sorry it's come to this, but... Now!

0:09:37 > 0:09:41You're not afraid of mascots? But I thought we were exactly the same!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Er, no, no, no, actually I'm fine with fuzzy animals.

0:09:43 > 0:09:44For me it's mice.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I mean, their freaky white faces, and they don't talk.

0:09:47 > 0:09:52- Why don't they talk?- I know, right? - KITTY:- Can I take this thing off?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- It's hot in here! - Oh, sure, Kitty. Just...

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Argh, argh, argh!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Argh, argh, argh!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Oh!- Argh, argh, argh!

0:10:04 > 0:10:06- Whoa. - KITTY:- Ow!

0:10:06 > 0:10:07Heeeeeelp!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Eric! Uh!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Mmm, mmm.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13- HE SCREAMS - Uh.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Thank you, Mascot Bear, or I guess, Kitty.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Still, yay!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Nice move, Eric. Mandy escaped.

0:10:24 > 0:10:29Yeah, I guess I really messed up. She got away.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Then why are you smiling?- What?

0:10:31 > 0:10:34- You were smiling when you said she got away?- No, I wasn't.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37- You're smiling right now!- Am I?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're still thinking about her, aren't you?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42I don't think I can ever forget her.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44ERIC SIGHS

0:10:44 > 0:10:45Grrr!

0:10:45 > 0:10:50HE SCREAMS