0:14:02 > 0:14:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick school
0:14:04 > 0:14:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# Now we rule the school
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick!
0:14:16 > 0:14:17# That's the life for me
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams!
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:14:23 > 0:14:24# Just like superheroes
0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Just like superheroes
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Where is that guy?!
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Man, even when I know
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Trevor's going to be late, he still
0:14:38 > 0:14:39manages to be late at being late!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Sorry, bro! I needed my dad to sign my consent slip,
0:14:44 > 0:14:48but he went out for ice cream, like, two weeks ago.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51We're so going to be late for Sidekick Community Service Day.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52All the best projects
0:14:52 > 0:14:54will be gone...
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Um, how did you get the Maxum Cycle?
0:14:55 > 0:15:00You will remember nothing about me taking this bike.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02And how did you get my flashlight?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04TYRES SCREECH
0:15:04 > 0:15:05CRASH!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08See? Tonnes of good stuff left.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10BELL RINGS
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Great! now we're totally going to
0:15:14 > 0:15:16get stuck with the worst one.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Needles, Troublemeyer!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Only one assignment remains.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You'll work at the Megamatraz
0:15:22 > 0:15:25super villain maximum-security prison!
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Yep, the worst one.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Sweet!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Enthusiasm, Mr Troublemeyer. How unlike you.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Detention!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'll take my usual desk.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Hey, guys. We got stiffed with
0:15:40 > 0:15:42evil jail duty. You?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I got here super early, researched our options,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48read the brochures, made a graph, a pie chart - my favourite -
0:15:48 > 0:15:50preregistered online, then picked the best one.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I told her to come early.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55- She so did! - We're volunteering at Heroic Pines.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Cool!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Not so cool.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Welcome to Heroic Pines...
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Retirement Home!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05Argh!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10This place is awesome!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14So many bad guys all in the same place.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16They won't make us do
0:16:16 > 0:16:18anything dangerous, will they?
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Lunchtime!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You're welcome.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Been here two weeks for stealing an ice cream factory.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I wonder who he is?
0:16:30 > 0:16:32XOX PLAYS A SCARY CHORD
0:16:32 > 0:16:34It's Master Xox!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36The one and only.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Except for those clones I built...
0:16:38 > 0:16:40and ate!
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Now, what is it you need?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Autograph? Soul stealing?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mass destruction? Ha-ha-ha!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49We're here to give you your food.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Oh! Disgusting!
0:16:51 > 0:16:55What I wouldn't give for a steak, or an ice cream,
0:16:55 > 0:16:58or some steak-flavoured ice cream, huh?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02Those are my favourite inappropriately mixed foods!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Really? Imagine that.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09Well, you look busy...
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and crazy. We're going to leave.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15But how can you go with no nose?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18- Seriously, I have your nose.- Agh!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20It's my Instant Detachifyer Glove
0:17:20 > 0:17:23that instantly detachifies things.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Whoa! Oh! Oh!- Give that back!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I'm going to drop it!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28I dropped it.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Wow, that guy is pure evil.- I know.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35Cool!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38What happened next, Suzy Sweetie?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Scrapbooking?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Your idea of excitement is scrapbooking?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Not just scrapbooking, hon,
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Super Scrapbooking!
0:17:47 > 0:17:52This is me dancing when I was younger. I could really cut a rug!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Cool!- Wow!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56HOWLING WIND
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Argh!- Argh!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Still think this old gal is boring?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Tell me more.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05One time, me and Maxum Man...
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Maxum Man?!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08You knew Maxum Man?!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Oh, we used to beat back the villains until the sun came up.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I know someone you should meet!
0:18:14 > 0:18:15GIRLS: Field trip!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Pudding time!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23I don't do my own laundry, now I have to do it for super villains?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25How big is this guy's head?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29It was a lot bigger before I shrunk it with my Make-A-Mini Ray.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32You shrunk his head? Ruthless.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35How else was I to punish him for whistling?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I totally see your point. ERIC STRUGGLES
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Would...you...just...get...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42in...there?! Ow!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Ah, my old costume.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Why don't you try it on?
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Really?
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Trevor, no! Don't do it!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Oh, do-gooders can be such a bore!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Hey, I have a crazy idea...
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Big surprise.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02Why didn't you come help me with a little diabolical experiment
0:19:02 > 0:19:03I've been working on?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Dia-lob-ical! Yeah, that sounds...
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Really bad!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Come on, we've got dirty
0:19:08 > 0:19:10evil underwear to soak.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Ha-ha-ha!
0:19:13 > 0:19:16OK, Mr Master Xox, you're obviously up to something
0:19:16 > 0:19:18because nobody likes Trevor.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20At least, not right away.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21- DOORBELL RINGS - Hey, Eric!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I said I'd visit if you ever went to prison!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25What are you guys doing here?
0:19:25 > 0:19:27We wanted to introduce you to Suzy.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30She used to fight beside Maxum Man.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32And this is Maxum Man's sidekick -
0:19:32 > 0:19:34though I don't know why - Eric.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Hey, kiddo.- Hey, old lady
0:19:36 > 0:19:37I've never seen before.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Could you guys help me for a sec?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41See what you can dig up on Master Xox.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I have to make sure Trevor stays out of trouble.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Nice boy.- He sure is! Hee!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Kind of twitchy.- He sure is.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51UPBEAT MUSIC
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Xox is totally up to something.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03He's trying to use you.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Right, like I would hack into the prison's computer
0:20:05 > 0:20:08and release the locks on Xox's cell just cos he asked me to.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Somebody just hacked into the prison computer
0:20:11 > 0:20:13and released the locks on Xox's cell.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Aargh!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I'm pretty sure I know who that someone is...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Trevor!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24ALL: Oh!
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Hey, Master Xox. I locked them all in the laundry room, like you said.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34When can we let them out?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Let's not worry about them right now.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Say, you've got a good eye for destruction,
0:20:39 > 0:20:43could you help me build my iCannon?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Really? Nobody ever wants my help.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50They're all, like, "Get away from there!
0:20:50 > 0:20:52"Don't put that in your mouth!"
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Well, I do want your help,
0:20:56 > 0:20:59because in a few minutes, I'm going to take over this jail.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Then the city!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Then the planet!
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Hee-hee! Ha-ha!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08HE WHEEZES
0:21:08 > 0:21:11And you'll be there when I do.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13COOL!
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Hey, let's put racing stripes on the laser.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Now you're talking!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You ready to take over the world?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Can I go to the bathroom first?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26I can't spend the rest of my life in a laundry room!
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I learned three things today -
0:21:28 > 0:21:29never catch a fireball
0:21:29 > 0:21:31with your hands, never let a mad man
0:21:31 > 0:21:33take your best friend,
0:21:33 > 0:21:37and putting laundry on one side of the washer makes it angry.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39You may want to stand back.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45WASHING MACHINE WHIRRS
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Whoo-hoo!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You did it!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And very handsomely.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Ah, we should probably get going.
0:21:55 > 0:22:00What do you say, Suzy, one more mission for old times' sake?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01- It's been a long time...- Argh!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04..but I think I'm due for some
0:22:04 > 0:22:06good old villain whooping!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Ha-ha-ha-ha! The iCannon is ready
0:22:12 > 0:22:15and soon the world will be mine!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17< Not if we stop you first!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Trevor, why are you helping Xox?!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25You're supposed to be a good guy!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Don't listen to him!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29When you and I rule the world, you'll never have to
0:22:29 > 0:22:31worry about Sidekick School again.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37Trevor, you don't want to do this!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39OK, maybe you do want to,
0:22:39 > 0:22:40but you shouldn't!
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Ah-ha! Too late.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:22:44 > 0:22:46- ZAP! - Argh!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Wait, nothing happened.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Your iCannon is a dud!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55- Ooh! Ooh!- Aargh!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Did I mention that the 'i' stands for 'itching'?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Suzy, why aren't you scratching?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Oh, I've got so many lotions and liniments on,
0:23:05 > 0:23:08I don't know where the creams stop and my skin begins.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Aargh!
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Suzy, you're the only one who can stop Xox. Do the cha-cha!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I'll do it! Let's dance!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Have you ever done
0:23:18 > 0:23:20the Hurri-cha-cha-cane?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Hold on!
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Trevor, help!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Trevor, buddy, help me!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I made up my mind!
0:23:33 > 0:23:38- Got your thumb!- Aargh!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Eeew!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46I forgot how much fun that was.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Nice dancing! The Cha-cha-cane
0:23:48 > 0:23:49never looked better.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Well, when you get to be my age...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54SHE SNORES
0:23:54 > 0:23:56For a sec there, I thought you were
0:23:56 > 0:23:57going to choose Xox over me.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yeah, he's a cool guy an' all,
0:23:59 > 0:24:03but he's not going to let me steal his Maxum Cycle,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06or tell me to put my pants on in class, like you do.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Um, you do know it's not OK
0:24:09 > 0:24:11outside of class either, right?
0:24:11 > 0:24:16'And in Super News, famed super villain Master Xox
0:24:16 > 0:24:18'managed to escape from Megamatraz again today.'
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Hey, Trevor. Sorry I was gone for two weeks.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22That store line-up was a killer!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25I got you steak and ice cream, though.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Hey, what happened to your thumb?
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Oh, er... Yeah, that's a funny story. Ha-ha!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- I was in line at the...- Yeah, yeah.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37That's great, Dad.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42Man, this is good steak ice cream!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Ho-ho! It sure is, son, it sure is.