0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Welcome to Maxim Man's Swell Burger employee training programme.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39So, you've got a job. Now what do you do?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43I've never had one, so I have no clue, but you're not me,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45and never forget it.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49At Swell Burger, when the assistant manager in charge of grilled food
0:00:49 > 0:00:53and super toilet paper orders you to repair the thermonuclear oven,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56you say, "Yes, most amazing man in the world."
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Or maybe people just say that to me, I really don't know.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh! Uh-oh!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I'm OK.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07SHE SCREAMS
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Hem-hem.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12As a Swell Burger employee, you work for me.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15I ask for your loyalty, I ask for your honesty,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18I ask for 10% of everything you earn.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Good luck, and welcome to the Swell Burger team.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Ha-ha!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Oh, ho-ho, money, money, money. Ha-ha-ha!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Maxim Man is making you work here?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37As 51% owner of Swell Enterprises, he left orders
0:01:37 > 0:01:40that before I become a full sidekick, I have to work at Swell Burger.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42But why am I here?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46You know how scared I am of the word work.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52If I have to work here, so do you. It's a best friend rule.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Do I look like I follow rules?
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Um, you look like you follow lemmings.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Let's get this over with, newbs.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I'm Sammy, I'll be your supervisor/overlord.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You will do what I say, when I say it.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10So, you guys go to that stuffy Sidekick Academy run by know-it-alls
0:02:10 > 0:02:13who wouldn't recognise a perfect student
0:02:13 > 0:02:16if he hid in their houses and begged them, right?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Uh, it's pretty cool.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Enough dawdling, time to turn you lazy blobs into
0:02:21 > 0:02:23highly trained fast-food employees.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28But I love being a blob.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ow! Oh!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Here's where burger flipping goes down
0:02:33 > 0:02:35with the Baffo Burger Flipper 5,000.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41BOTH: Sweet!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Here's where we make our Swelly Fries.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, let me try.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Needs salt.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56This is Swell Burger's Turbo Six Swelly Shake Swell Machine.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yes!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Ta-ta-ta! Hands off! Only employees
0:03:00 > 0:03:02with assistant manager security clearance can touch
0:03:02 > 0:03:04the Swelly Shake Machine.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05That's awesome, dude.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13- Yay!- Oh! You want this? Huh?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Mr Goes To A School That Has Constantly Rejected Me And
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Filled Me With Enormous Amounts Of Fury And Rage?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Ummm... Sure?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well, you can't have it!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26You start your cleaning, move it. Move it, move it!
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Move it!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Hey, how come you get the cool mop?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Um, Maxim Man's sidekick? Duh.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36BOTH: Grrrrr!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Ah! You can't even mop? How did you even get into the Academy?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48No other school would take me, not even home school.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Yeah, and I just showed up.- What?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- You mean you didn't get turned down every time you applied?- Nope.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- You have to apply? - You think you're so special, huh?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Well, I'll give you something special you'll never forget!
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Oh, I hope it's a raise, we've totally earned it.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Whoa! Ah!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Welcome to Swell Burger, can I take your order?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Look, you want a Swelly Combo, or what?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Ha-ha-ha!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Sorry, Eric. She made me promise to let her laugh for a while.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24You look cute in that uniform.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27I know, it fits me like a really dirty and used glove.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33So, are these your Sidekick friends?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- I'm more of a soulmate than a friend.- What?- What?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Well, how would you ladies like a free milkshake from
0:04:39 > 0:04:41our newly repaired Swelly Shake Machine?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Has HE touched them?
0:04:44 > 0:04:45I'll destroy you!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Floor food!
0:04:49 > 0:04:52HE GOBBLES OBNOXIOUSLY
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Oh, mere workers are not allowed to even look at the Swelly Machine.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Then I would love one.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Oh, yes, I'm sure you'll love our new and improved Swelly Shakes.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I know I will.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04HE CACKLES MANIACALLY
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- Free Swelly Shakes! - YAY!
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Can we go now?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Did you finish cleaning the grill?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yes. And we used our tongues.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Aaaaah.
0:05:25 > 0:05:30So, I guess you can go. Tomorrow, you'll rinse out the dragon's lair.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Wear fireproof everything.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36What are they all still doing here?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Hey, guys.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Person? Uh...
0:05:43 > 0:05:46We're closing up, so it's time to get out of here and go home.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Where do I live?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Is it there?
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I didn't know Kitty moved. - She didn't.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Something's going on here. They aren't themselves.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Only one way to check for sure.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Hey, Vana. Pummel Eric.- Trevor!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Uuuhhh-aaahh.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Pummelling me is second nature to Vana. Something's really wrong.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Ha-ha-ha! Sidekick essence, pouring in.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I can feel the power, the training!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Now the Academy won't be able to turn me down.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27I will be a Super Sidekick!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29HE LAUGHS EVILLY
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Why do I feel like pummelling Eric?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Sammy, I think something's wrong.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- The customers are... - Hey, hey, hey! What's up with my two
0:06:39 > 0:06:41favourite and only employees?
0:06:41 > 0:06:46Like an hour ago, you said we were the worst workers you've ever seen.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48A manager can change his mind, can't he?
0:06:48 > 0:06:51And I want to reward you with your very own...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Swelly Shakes...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55No thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57And I'm the one that has to clean these bathrooms.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Ooh, I'll take his!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE SLURPS NOISILY
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Trevor?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Weird, smelly person?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08What did you put in these shakes?
0:07:09 > 0:07:13It's what I take out of them that counts...
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Ew! You're drinking Trevor!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17You bet I am.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:07:22 > 0:07:26You have a tea party with dolls every night before bed?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30What?! Only Trevor knows that! And it's only because I like tea.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31And so do the dolls!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32They love it!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35HE WHISTLES JAUNTILY
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Wah!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You won't get away with this, Sammy.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Big talk, Eric. But you're only one Sidekick.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45How'd you like to take on the whole Sidekick Academy?!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51There's only one person... who can hit all my weak spots.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Vana!- Uh!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Oh!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And you knew what Trevor knew.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02You stole all their knowledge. That's why they're all zombies.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05And you're about to join them. Drink?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Uh, no!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Then we'll do it the hard way...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12ERIC WHIMPERS
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Ah-ha!
0:08:20 > 0:08:21How do you like your fries?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Flame-broiled?
0:08:25 > 0:08:29You forgot...I'm Super Sidekick now!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I have all their abilities.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Their consciousness.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36- All their Sidekick tricks!- Ah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Did you get their bad habits too?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Like Trevor's love of floor food?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50- FOOD SPLATTERS - No, stop!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53What are you doing? I can't stop myself!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55HE SLURPS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh! Wah!
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Hey, Sammy...
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Suck it up, so-called Super Sidekick.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Ow! I bit my tongue.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13All the Sidekick essence, gone!
0:09:13 > 0:09:17Now I'll never get into the Sidekick Academy!
0:09:17 > 0:09:22That's right! And...wait. You did all this to get into the Academy?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23THEY GROAN
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I can't believe you got me accepted, and on the recommendation
0:09:26 > 0:09:30of Maxum Man himself...who wrote in crayon, for some reason.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Um, he-he...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34My dreams have all come true.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36There's nothing else in the whole, wide...
0:09:42 > 0:09:47Whoo-hoo! I've been accepted at the Evil Henchmen Vocational Institute!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51But I thought getting into Sidekick School was your greatest dream?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Yeah, but it was actually my fallback dream. I mean, I AM evil.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Mwah-ha-ha!
0:09:59 > 0:10:00OK...
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Time to restore all you Sidekicks. Now, how do I...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- IN KITTY'S VOICE:- Aw, sweet, strawberry!
0:10:12 > 0:10:15And I got all my computer hacking skills back. What?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Wait a minute!
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- IN TREVOR'S VOICE:- Why do I feel like destroying the school?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Why DON'T I feel like destroying the school?! Why do I like school?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Uh-oh...
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- IN VANA'S VOICE:- I'm sorry, Eric, I have to pummel you.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I can't fight the urge!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Ruuuun!- Aaah!