0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28- # But only half as big - Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36KITTY SCREAMS
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Kitty!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38KITTY SCREAMS
0:00:38 > 0:00:39TREVOR SCREAMS
0:00:39 > 0:00:40KITTY SCREAMS
0:00:40 > 0:00:42TREVOR SCREAMS KITTY SCREAMS
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Vana? What's going on?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Vana?- Kitty's lost it!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47She found out that Bandages III,
0:00:47 > 0:00:51with movie star, Joshua Sideburns, is filming right in our gym.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54They're making another one of those silly teenage mummy movies?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Let's just hope the other fans don't find out.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57PHONES BEEP
0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND WHOOPING
0:01:01 > 0:01:03TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:03 > 0:01:05PHONE BEEPS MONKEY SCREAMS
0:01:05 > 0:01:07SPLITSBORO CHEERS
0:01:08 > 0:01:10They found out.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14All this, for one bad mummy movie?
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Even Joshua's hair products get their own trailer!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Eh! Ow!- ALL: Huh?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Oh, hey, guys.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Kitty, you're acting super weird...er than normal.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Eric, you don't understand.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30As president of the Bandages fan club,
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I've got to bring something Joshua-related to our next meeting.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I've...just...got to!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Bye!
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Fans are so sad.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43You won't catch me chasing after some...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Whoa!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50VANA GIGGLES
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Of course, If I chase after Joshua,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55it will totally be because I'm the school news reporter,
0:01:55 > 0:01:57not some crazy fan.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Yup, any interest in Joshua would be totally professional.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Now get out of my way!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Huh. They sure are motivated.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07They sure are.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I wonder what that's like...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13THEY SNIFF
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- Mmm...- Oh, boy.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Deep-fried-y goodness...
0:02:22 > 0:02:23THEY GASP
0:02:23 > 0:02:25There it is! It's... It's...
0:02:29 > 0:02:30ERIC AND TREVOR CHEER
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I wish we didn't even have to chew.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38TREVOR GASPS It's him -
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Joshua Sideburns!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44His hair...
0:02:44 > 0:02:48It's beautiful...
0:02:48 > 0:02:50- ERIC GASPS - Perfect sandwich...
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Here I am, Joshua -
0:02:55 > 0:02:58your number one fan!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Huh? Oof!
0:03:06 > 0:03:07KITTY GROANS
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Are you all right?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Thank you for saving me...
0:03:11 > 0:03:12and my hair.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- I...- Wait - don't speak.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17You're Maxum Man's sidekick. Wow.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20What is someone like you doing on my movie set?
0:03:20 > 0:03:21- I...- Wait!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22I honestly don't care.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Look, you're famous, I'm famous,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27I need protection from fans and a world-famous sidekick
0:03:27 > 0:03:28is just the person I need.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30What do you say?
0:03:30 > 0:03:31- I...- Wait!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35I...need you...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Heh-heh. That's my super-sincere acting.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42The girls all love it.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44His eyes...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46So sincere...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Bodyguard? Uh, I don't know.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51We don't really like doing things -
0:03:51 > 0:03:52any things.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I could give you money.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Fame?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Unlimited access to the buffet?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02You, sir, have a deal.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05The hair - watch the hair!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11Joshua, if I can't have you...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14I will have your sideburns!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16KITTY CACKLES
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Ha-ha!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Nice try, Kitty.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Good luck getting to Joshua when I'm on the job.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He's in a top secret location,
0:04:28 > 0:04:31guarded by level after level of hi-tech security
0:04:31 > 0:04:34and watched over by my crack security team.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36TOILET FLUSHES
0:04:36 > 0:04:38TREVOR SNORES
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You've stopped me this time, Eric,
0:04:42 > 0:04:45but you have no idea what you're dealing with here.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I'm an almost-teenage girl
0:04:48 > 0:04:50and I...am...a
0:04:50 > 0:04:51fan!
0:04:51 > 0:04:52ERIC GULPS
0:04:56 > 0:04:57I still love you.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58- What?- What?
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Oh, Josh.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I knew you'd come around.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Who would have ever thought that you and I...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Oh, who am I kidding?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Joshua would never like someone like me.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Why did I go all the way to Egypt, to dig up an actual mummy's tomb,
0:05:18 > 0:05:19just for him?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21HISS
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Unless...
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Oh...
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Joshua, it's really you!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I have a surprise for you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33You again? How did you get past security?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35ERIC AND TREVOR SNORE
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Never mind that. Um... Do you always sleep in a coffin?
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I always stay in character, always.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I'm dedicated to absolute realism.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Really? But your hair isn't mummy hair.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50It's so...perfect.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52What you know about my hair? Who have you been talking to?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- Joshua! Joshua, watch out! - FLY BUZZES
0:05:57 > 0:05:59No-o-o-o!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Phew! Close one.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06That fly came this close to almost bothering you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yes, thanks.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10But what about that girl?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13She's been nosing around and asking a lot of questions.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14- What girl?- Enough!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I've got to get into character.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I thought you always stayed in character?
0:06:18 > 0:06:23You think turning into a 4,000-year-old mummy is easy?
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Easier than you might think!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27KITTY CACKLES JOSHUA'S CRIES MUFFLED
0:06:29 > 0:06:31He's mine!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Joshua is all mine!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35KITTY CACKLES
0:06:37 > 0:06:40I mean... All cosy in there, Joshua?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41MUFFLED CRIES
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Good.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Dude, this is the best job ever.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51Burritos for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner and...
0:06:51 > 0:06:53IN ENGLISH ACCENT: Tea-time.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Hm. He's been napping for a while.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Hello? Joshua?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02They're ready for you on set.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Wakey, wakey!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Time to get serious.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Um, by "serious",
0:07:11 > 0:07:15do you really mean, "completely irresponsible and silly"?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Yes. Yes, I do.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27TREVOR GIGGLES
0:07:33 > 0:07:35ERIC SQUEALS
0:07:45 > 0:07:46PING
0:07:49 > 0:07:51MUMMY ROARS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53ERIC AND TREVOR SCREAM
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You are so professional -
0:07:55 > 0:07:57always in character.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Let's go.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Uh... I'm sure make-up can fix that.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03ERIC AND TREVOR GRUNT
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- Come on.- Move it!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- Hurry up....- Mr Hollywood.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11That's probably not good.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13MUMMY ROARS
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hmm...
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Hm.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19BOTH: Hmm...
0:08:19 > 0:08:21BOTH: Hmm...
0:08:22 > 0:08:27I may be way off base here, but I don't think that's Joshua.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29THEY SCREAM
0:08:30 > 0:08:31MUMMY ROARS
0:08:31 > 0:08:32THEY SCREAM
0:08:44 > 0:08:46PIG SQUEALS
0:08:48 > 0:08:50KITTY GRUNTS
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Joshua, we're going to be late for the fan club meeting.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Watch the hair, watch the hair!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Don't worry,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59I'll make sure nothing happens to you
0:08:59 > 0:09:02or your beautiful hair.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04That's what my bodyguards were for!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06ERIC AND TREVOR: Help!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Gah! Kitty, help me!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Um, that's "help us", dude.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Eric! Joshua!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Kitty!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Eric!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Joshua!
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Kitty, help!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22MUMMY ROARS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24JOSHUA WHIMPERS
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Eric, my true love!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- What?- What?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30What?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33I mean... I'll save you!
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Hiii-ya!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38JOSHUA PANTS
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'm safe!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Oof!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46VANA GASPS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No-o-o-o!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49No!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Me!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Yes!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54JOSHUA WEEPS
0:09:55 > 0:09:56KITTY GASPS
0:09:56 > 0:09:59You're nothing but a Hollywood phoney.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I don't know why I wanted to cryogenically freeze you
0:10:01 > 0:10:04and keep you in my basement for ever.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh, Eric.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I'll never abandon you again.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Not until the next teen heart-throb, anyway.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Guess I'd better clean this up.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Now... Which mummy is which?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17JOSHUA SOBS
0:10:17 > 0:10:19Hm. Hmph.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Hmm... Hm.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Hmm...
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Let me out!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- SOBBING:- I'm a star!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33And... Action.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37I'm Vana Glama, on the set of Dusty's newest and greatest movie.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41So, Dusty - tell me what it's like to be the new teen heart-throb?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43MUMMY GROANS AND MUMBLES
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Dusty!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46VANA SCREAMS
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Ugh!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Uh...- Well, I guess that's a wrap.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53That's not funny.