Henchman for a Day

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0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:13:09 > 0:13:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Now we rule the school

0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:13:14 > 0:13:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- # Just like superheroes - # Just like superzeros

0:13:26 > 0:13:28- # But only half as big- # Sidekick! #

0:13:36 > 0:13:37Evil.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39It's dark, it's powerful...

0:13:39 > 0:13:42and it's time for you to experience it first-hand,

0:13:42 > 0:13:45with the Sidekick-Henchman student exchange programme.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47You'll have a blast!

0:13:48 > 0:13:50- Ahh! Oh! - ZAP

0:13:50 > 0:13:52MAXUM MAN AND XOX LAUGH

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Sign up for the student exchange programme now!

0:13:55 > 0:13:56GLASS SHATTERS

0:13:56 > 0:13:57SIDEKICK SCREAMS

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Oh!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00MAXUM MAN CHUCKLES

0:14:00 > 0:14:04So, who vill be zis year's lucky exchange student?

0:14:04 > 0:14:05- Uh-uh. - KITTY GASPS

0:14:05 > 0:14:08I'll do it! I'll go! I will go right now!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Ha-ha-ha! Pick me! Pick me, pick me!

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Well, I was going to pick Herr Needles,

0:14:14 > 0:14:17but since he's not here today...

0:14:17 > 0:14:18ERIC GULPS

0:14:18 > 0:14:19I pick you!

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Gah! No!

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Oh, ze fun you'll have! Ze things you'll see!

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Ze pain you will endure.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28TUBE VACUUMS SIDEKICK WAILS

0:14:28 > 0:14:29TUBE BELCHES

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Well, there's no turning back now.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Nice! My disguise worked!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Needles, you're here!

0:14:36 > 0:14:38You can go, after all.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39PAMPLEMOOSE CACKLES

0:14:39 > 0:14:41But you said there was no turning back!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- No turning baaaa... - TUBE VACUUMS

0:14:43 > 0:14:44TUBE BELCHES

0:14:48 > 0:14:50..aaack... Ugh!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52ERIC GASPS HENCHMEN GROWL

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Of course Pamplemoose would send you.

0:14:55 > 0:14:56MASTER XOX GROANS

0:14:56 > 0:15:00Well, students, let's welcome our exchange student from the...

0:15:00 > 0:15:01Ptoo, ptooah!

0:15:01 > 0:15:02..Sidekick Academy,

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Eric Needles.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05HENCHMAN SNIFFS

0:15:05 > 0:15:06You not midge.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No, he's not Midge.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10She's at the... Ptooey!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13..Sidekick Academy, for her exchange day.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16But he's not just any Sidekick -

0:15:16 > 0:15:18he's Maxum Man's sidekick,

0:15:18 > 0:15:19aren't you, Eric?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Maxum Man? Never heard of him.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Never even met him.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25That last part's actually true.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27HENCHMEN ROAR

0:15:27 > 0:15:29OK, a little personal space, here?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- Leave him alone!- Huh?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Or do I have to put my foot down?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Mandy?

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Mandy, I forgot you were a student here.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45See, she knows me and likes me.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46Right?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Just don't look anyone in the eyes...or the feet.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Actually, you should just look at your own feet

0:15:50 > 0:15:52and think happy thoughts until this is over.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53OK.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Students, this is Midge, a henchgirl.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01It says here to keep fingers and toes away from her face.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's not that we don't like you cos you're different -

0:16:03 > 0:16:06it's cos you're evil AND different.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10The Sidekick Academy welcomes you with open arms.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13THUNDEROUS BELCH

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Ew.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Ooh - there's the do-gooder superhero.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20Take him down! And more importantly,

0:16:20 > 0:16:23wipe that smarmy smile from his face.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I am generic superhero -

0:16:25 > 0:16:26henchmen beware!

0:16:26 > 0:16:28Norbert, go!

0:16:28 > 0:16:29BATTLE CRY

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Huh? NORBERT WAILS

0:16:31 > 0:16:33You have failed me.

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Ethan, destroy the superhero scum!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39BATTLE CRY

0:16:39 > 0:16:40Whoa!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oof!

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Oh.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Normally, we're way better than this.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47HENCHMAN SHRIEKS

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Hurk! Whoooa...

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Ack!

0:16:49 > 0:16:50No we're not.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Oh, come on! Is that all you've got?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56Master Xox, sir?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Um, maybe we should all attack, uh...

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You know... Together?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04What? Not one after the other?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Explain yourself.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Well, that way, he'll have to fight all of us at once.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- Right?- Henchmen always attack one at a time.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15It in the handbook, that me no read.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17MASTER XOX HANDBOOK CACKLES

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Eric's right. Come on!

0:17:23 > 0:17:24- Hiya!- Take that!

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Cannot compute...- Ya!

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Dual attack not in handbook...

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Take that!- Ya! Aah-ya!

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Evil wins...

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Wow! That's never happened before.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Nice work, Eric.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Good reflexes.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Nice flipping.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Not bad, Trevor.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52Your thick skull is good for something.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54You, henchman! Your turn.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Now that was pathetic.

0:18:00 > 0:18:01And I know pathetic.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03See Needles, Eric.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07That was pathetic.

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Class, you will take five.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Vana, help this henchman!

0:18:10 > 0:18:12VANA SIGHS

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Step one to becoming a successful sidekick...

0:18:15 > 0:18:16Make over! Unicorns!

0:18:16 > 0:18:18- What?- What?

0:18:18 > 0:18:19What?

0:18:19 > 0:18:21You are so not better than me.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23BLART

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Now, righty, henchmen.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29What is the best way to dispatch a superhero?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Good - prolong the suspense.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33LASER HUMS

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Ooh, excellent.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Give him some time to contemplate his fate.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Loving the imagination, people.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Eric?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Um, hit him with something hard and you know...

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Actually defeat him?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48You're going to chop off his feet?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50No - DEFEAT him.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Hmm. He gets hit, goes down,

0:18:53 > 0:18:56no time to plan his escape.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58So simple...

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Augh...- ..yet so brilliant!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Presenting...

0:19:02 > 0:19:04the new Midge!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07WOLF HOWL

0:19:10 > 0:19:13UNICORN BRAYS TREVOR PANTS

0:19:13 > 0:19:16She could still use a little work on the etiquette.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17VANA GIGGLES

0:19:17 > 0:19:18MIDGE GROWLS

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Down, Midge!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Hello, handsome!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24THUMP, CRUNCH TREVOR SHRIEKS

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I think she likes me!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Enjoying your Lime Rickey?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31ERIC SLURPS NOISILY

0:19:34 > 0:19:37Maybe...

0:19:37 > 0:19:38I'll get right to the point.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40You impressed me out there, Eric.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41I did?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44You remind me of my younger self.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Even your evil slurping takes me back.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Eric, I want to take you under my wing -

0:19:50 > 0:19:52to mould you into the perfect henchman.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54You want to mould me under your wing?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57All this could be yours!

0:19:57 > 0:19:58GLASS SHATTERS

0:19:58 > 0:20:02All you have to do is come over to the not-bright side.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04You mean the dark...

0:20:04 > 0:20:05Up-bup-bup!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10My grand plan to invade the...

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Ptooey! ..Sidekick Academy

0:20:12 > 0:20:17will bring down that affront to all that is evil,

0:20:17 > 0:20:20once and for all.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Eric, I want you to lead the invasion.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Me? But...but...

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I'm a good guy. Aren't I?

0:20:31 > 0:20:34How can I turn against my school, my friends

0:20:34 > 0:20:35and Maxum Man?

0:20:35 > 0:20:36If they really care about you,

0:20:36 > 0:20:39they'll want you to follow your true calling.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41But how do I know being a henchman is my true calling?

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Well, were you a great sidekick?

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Hmm...

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Point taken.

0:20:59 > 0:21:03But what about all those wonderful times I had at the Sidekick Academy?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Wait, I never had any wonderful times at the Sidekick Academy!

0:21:13 > 0:21:15It's a lot more fun here.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16You don't have to work as hard,

0:21:16 > 0:21:19and the accolades to beatings ratio is much higher.

0:21:19 > 0:21:23The invasion is on...

0:21:23 > 0:21:25ERIC CACKLES

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Hnnng...

0:21:31 > 0:21:33She touched me -

0:21:33 > 0:21:34without hitting me!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36I'm never washing again....

0:21:36 > 0:21:37Again.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41OK, another tip to becoming a successful sidekick -

0:21:41 > 0:21:43avoid Trevor.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45And never, ever touch him.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47MIDGE SNIFFS

0:21:48 > 0:21:50CRASH, GLASS SHATTERS

0:21:51 > 0:21:52What a mess!

0:21:52 > 0:21:56Eric, this is definitely going on your permanent record.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57Where I go to school now,

0:21:57 > 0:22:00breaking glass actually gets you extra credit.

0:22:00 > 0:22:01TREVOR GASPS

0:22:01 > 0:22:04He's gone over to the not-bright side!

0:22:04 > 0:22:06And now, my former friends -

0:22:06 > 0:22:07who I still really like,

0:22:07 > 0:22:09but can't associate with because I'm evil now -

0:22:09 > 0:22:11it's time to surrender!

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Eric, how could you? You were always my favourite student...

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Not really.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19And you were always my favourite pummelling bag.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I've always loved you! There, I've said it.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24I've been keeping it hidden for so long,

0:22:24 > 0:22:26but now I feel like I could fly!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Do I look cool in this headband, or what?

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Did you say something?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32KITTY SIGHS

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I want a ninja headband!

0:22:34 > 0:22:37Prepare to rue the day you ever pummelled,

0:22:37 > 0:22:39pitied and...or laughed at me.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Mandy, let's bring this dump down!

0:22:43 > 0:22:45KITTY AND VANA GASP

0:22:45 > 0:22:47TREVOR WHIMPERS

0:22:47 > 0:22:48CLASS GASPS

0:22:48 > 0:22:50WHISTLE BLOWS

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Okey-dokey. The exchange programme is officially over.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Uh...what?!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Let's all give Midge a big goodbye.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59CHEERING

0:23:05 > 0:23:06HENCHMEN CHEER

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Au revoir, mon cheri.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10I will miss your grunts

0:23:10 > 0:23:13and the way you ate anything put in front of you.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Look, her flower droppings!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Too bad your plan to attack the school and wreak revenge

0:23:20 > 0:23:22on all your... What did you call them?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Oh, yeah! Your so-called friends and assorted losers

0:23:25 > 0:23:27that stink and you can't stand

0:23:27 > 0:23:29and that are bad at sports and can't sing...

0:23:29 > 0:23:32And oh, yeah - they smell...and stink.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Bye!

0:23:34 > 0:23:35Call me!

0:23:35 > 0:23:37And good riddance! Heh-heh.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Wow, am I glad they're gone, heh.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Those henchmen are the worst, aren't they?

0:23:42 > 0:23:44KITTY AND VANA GROWL

0:23:44 > 0:23:47It was a class assignment... I was rehearsing a play... I got amnesia!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49ERIC WAILS