0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:36I've always been the lead and I always will be!
0:00:36 > 0:00:37- What's going on? - School play audition.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Vana's taking up the competition.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- GRRR! - ALL:- ARRGGHH!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47They would've been crushed when they didn't get it, anyway.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Sounds cool! What's it about?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52MacBlast? THEY ALL GASP
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Ssh! You're not supposed to say the name out loud!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Bad things happen if you do!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- PIG SQUEALS - MacBlast! MacBlast! MacBlast!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06- Heh-heh. Mac... - Argh!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09It's about Mac... You know.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12A sidekick who becomes a super and saves the world
0:01:12 > 0:01:16and his lady fair from his evil master.
0:01:16 > 0:01:17SHE SIGHS
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Vana...kissing...posters.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25I need that part!
0:01:27 > 0:01:28ERIC CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Um... For my audition,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39I-I've prepared a monologue from my favourite comic book.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42The Black Stinkworm.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47The stench... Beware the stench.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48For it is I...
0:01:49 > 0:01:53..the, er...the black...
0:01:53 > 0:01:54ARGH!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Heh-heh.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Next!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, here's the cast list!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I don't need to look. Kitty, look for me.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08THEY MUTTER
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Whatever. It's a silly play with a silly director
0:02:12 > 0:02:15who couldn't see talent if it destroyed half a stage.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Eric, you got the part!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19The director is a GENIUS!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Understudy?!
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I have to wait until Eric is injured before I can play his part?!
0:02:30 > 0:02:32WHAGH! OH!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Eugh! - I can wait.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Yes, you can.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Aw! I want to be in the play, too! - Yeah. Good luck with that.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Hey, maybe you can be a stage monkey, like Kitty?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46That's stage manager.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48We control the lights, the curtains and the sets.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Yeah-heh-heh-heh-heh!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Look at me! I'm assistant stage monkey!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54No! Trevor, don't!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- ARGH! - LOUD CRASHING
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Well, practice is important.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Yeah. Heh-heh-heh-heh.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Um... I just wanted to say thanks.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11No need. You're perfect!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14For the role I have in mind.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Drilliam Shakespeare?!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20DRAMATIC ORGAN CHORDS
0:03:20 > 0:03:23The director, it's Drilliam Shakespeare!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Of course.- That's him. - Who else would it be?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29But he's a super villain and he wants to kill me!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Remember, we defeated him?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33You chopped off his foot?!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36How do you like that?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I'm pouring sour milk. On your face!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42He's out for revenge!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Lies! All lies!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47The theatre, 'tis mine true passion.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I only super villain on the side.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Now we rehearse!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Well, I guess I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55At least until after we rehearse...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58..the kissing scene.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Actors! In this, the climax,
0:04:03 > 0:04:06MacB has slung off the shackles of oppression
0:04:06 > 0:04:09from his super AWESOME man!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Feelst thou emotions as thou dost battle with thy oppressor.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17That meaneth ACTION!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Go.
0:04:19 > 0:04:25Awesome Guy, er, 'tis now time to meet your...MacMaker?
0:04:25 > 0:04:29You defeat me, my former sidekick?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33I slam thee anon! Ha-ha!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Noweth, jump and save me verily!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Ow. Hey, take it easy.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Triumph! He is defeated and you are saved!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yeah, right.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51We shall now seal this victory with a kiss.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56NEURGH-ARGH!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59There's no passion, no danger.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Thou must fight back! Like this!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04And this! And this!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06NA-HA-HA!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09This isn't in the script!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Heh-heh-heh!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I LOVE THE THEATRE!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17He's trying to kill me!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh, please.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21He's been pummelling me at every rehearsal!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23You've just got the jitters. You'll be fine.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Come on, Trevor. Julian wants us to get the battle tank ready
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- to run over Eric repeatedly.- Ooh.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Heh. Maybe I am overreacting?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33If I get through this last rehearsal,
0:05:33 > 0:05:35we might finally get to...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39OH-EUGH-UGH...
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hold everything!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45I present a last-minute rewrite.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48It's opening night and this final scene is still lacking passion,
0:05:48 > 0:05:49danger!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I have just the thing.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54And...action!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Awesome Guy, 'tis now time to meet your MacMaker!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- Mmh. - KITTY GASPS
0:06:04 > 0:06:05GARRGGHH!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08ARGH!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11YES! More! We need more drama!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14More jeopardy! More danger!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ha-ha! Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20This is crazy! This isn't in the script!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Eric, stop whining!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23WHOA!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- And start acting! - Who's whining?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33Noweth, jump and save me verily!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Triumph!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36We shall now - finally -
0:06:36 > 0:06:39seal this victory with a kiss.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Cut!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Oh, come on!- It's still not right!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50We will rehearse this again and again and AGAIN!
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Tonight, we must filleth this theatre with drama!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56And maybe more explosions?
0:06:56 > 0:07:01That's it! You want drama, I'll give you drama!
0:07:01 > 0:07:02I quit!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Eric, you can't quit! It's opening night!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09I tell ya, he's trying to kill me!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Fine. Quit. Whatever.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Alan will be much better, anyway.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I look forward to acting with you tonight.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19But our kiss... That will not be acting.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Back off, fish lips! I've suffered too long to let you get the glory.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Or that kiss!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- I'm back in the play!- Eurgh.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Perfect.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Hit it!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Opening night rocks! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Giveth me all your coins or I shall do evil things anon.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48- ARRGGHH!- Ha-ha!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Um, I think if your super is a hero no more,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58we must vanquish him and save the world!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01But I am but a humble sidekick, fair maiden.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04How am I to defeatest my master?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05ARRGGHH!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh, good question.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMING
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha-HA-ha-ha!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- How am I doing out there? - You're doing...great.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24You're almost finished... I mean, the play's almost finished.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I'm no critic,
0:08:26 > 0:08:30but I give it 87-and-a-half stars and two thumbs sideways.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Even if Drilliam IS trying to kill me,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37it'll all be worth it after this final scene...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43It's time to smooch!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Saveth me, mine hero!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Thiseth is it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I onceth was a lonely sidekick, but now I am hero.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Do thy worst!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02That's worse, all right.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06ARGH! ARGH!
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Phew.
0:09:12 > 0:09:17Gotta...maketh...to...the...kiss!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Noweth, jump and save me verily!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Yes. YES!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Wha...?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Huh?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32No! Trevor, what did you do?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oops, wrong button.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35My play is undone.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, woe is me.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Unless...
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Get back out there!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47AUDIENCE BOOS
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Heh-heh-heh.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55So, it has come down to this...
0:09:55 > 0:10:00To take up arms against mine former master.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Well, I guess.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Vana... I mean, Lady MacBlast.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Saveth me, my bravest of heroes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15'Tis now time to meet your MacMaker!
0:10:17 > 0:10:19AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Triumph, he is defeated!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23And you are saved.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27We shalt now seal this victory with a kiss.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30ARRGGHH!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- Whoo!- He-hey-hey!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- Now THAT...was theatre! - It sure was.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Next time, just kill me. OK?