Pamplemoose & Son

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized superdreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Listen up, you inferior, pea-brained, talentless wretches.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Today we will learn the art of the quick change.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43From civilian to sidekick using any object in your vicinity

0:00:43 > 0:00:45as a change room.

0:00:45 > 0:00:49- Like zis, perhaps.- Works for me. - Too easy.- Hah!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Try finding a phone booth in this day and age.

0:00:51 > 0:00:55PHONE DIAL TONE

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Small, but I'm sure it's cosy.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00THEY ALL GASP

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- You can't be serious? - Vell, vell...

0:01:02 > 0:01:06It would appear we have a volunteer to get us started.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09But wait, I... PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE GROWLS

0:01:09 > 0:01:14- Ah! Whatever!- Look on the bright side, buddy. At least it wasn't me.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19ERIC GRUNTS AND GASPS

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Time's up!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24SQUEAL

0:01:24 > 0:01:26THEY ALL LAUGH

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, come on. PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE GIGGLES

0:01:30 > 0:01:34As expected, zat was a disaster.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38- PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE GASPS - That mark!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41THEY ALL GASP Hah! Never noticed that before.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Perhaps you best look at this.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47EVERYONE GASPS TREVOR LAUGHS

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- Is that? Is that?- It is. The exact same birthmark!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55No. That!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Yes, I have an enormous outie, deal with it. Class dismissed!

0:01:58 > 0:02:00THEY ALL SCREAM

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Out! Out! Schnell.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06- Not you, Eric.- Huh?

0:02:06 > 0:02:09That birthmark can mean but one thing...

0:02:09 > 0:02:12You are the long-lost son I never knew,

0:02:12 > 0:02:17- or even had any reason to suspect I had.- What?! How is this possible?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I took part in a lot of cloning experiments in university.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23'70s DISCO MUSIC

0:02:27 > 0:02:30I always wanted an heir, someone I could groom

0:02:30 > 0:02:32to my exact specifications.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Who knows how many little me's are out there?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS - I see you are in shock.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39You must move through the five stages of grief

0:02:39 > 0:02:41starting with denial.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44So Pamplemoose is...my dad? Ah!

0:02:44 > 0:02:50- No, no, it can't be true.- Anger. - Why me? Why me?- Bargaining.

0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Maybe we can make a deal? Some sort of bargain?- Depression.

0:02:54 > 0:02:58- Why do bad things always happen to me?- Acceptance.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Then again, I have a dad. Eric Needles has a dad.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06How about Eric "Nipples" puts on his shirt?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08ERIC GRIMACES

0:03:12 > 0:03:16- Is that for me?- Take it, son. It is your birthright.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24WHIRRING

0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Um, hello...- Eric! What happened to your legs?- Er...

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Whoah-oh-oh. WHOAH!

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- Oops.- Maybe you should think about losing the chair?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39For your own safety.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43You should have seen his face when he gave it to me...

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Aagh! That smile, it burns.

0:03:47 > 0:03:52Besides, it's not a chair. It's a birthright. I finally have a dad.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Eric, it's Pamplemoose. I'd rather have no dad than him.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's bad enough we have to spend time with him here.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Now you have to see him... uh, outside school.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08That chair is going to give me nightmares.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12This is my chance for a real, albeit extremely weird, family.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16I have to take it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18LULLABY PLAYS

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Well?- Mmm, I admit there are similarities.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Weak chin, beady eyes, concave chest,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28and that does explain your test tube shaped body.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30DING DONG

0:04:30 > 0:04:35Hello, Eric. Clone daddy is here. Let us spend the weekend together.

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You know what? That sounds great.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS - Come, come, there is much to do.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Can it be true? Am I finally rid of Eric?

0:04:44 > 0:04:49Do I get to enjoy some peace and quiet for a change?

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I am so lonely.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56TICK-TOCK

0:05:02 > 0:05:04So...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Son...

0:05:06 > 0:05:11How your grades? Oh, wait? I remember. Terrible.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Um... These chairs...

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Very hovery.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Ah!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Wow, family small talk is a lot harder than it looks.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I wonder how Trevor and his dad do it?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- That's wonderful. Oh, very good, Needle.- To the Troublemeyers!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38You know, you were right to seek my advice.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41After all, Trevor and I are the poster family

0:05:41 > 0:05:44for father-son bonding. Isn't that right, son?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46I'd be rather be transported to a demon dimension

0:05:46 > 0:05:51- than spend time with you.- Yes, sir. We're a couple of amigos. Best buds.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Two peas in a pod.- Yes, yes. But what is your secret?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, I'd say the only secret is that we have no secrets.

0:06:00 > 0:06:05- You see that tree over there? - What tree? I see no tree.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07EVIL LAUGHTER

0:06:07 > 0:06:12First tree Trevor ever climbed. And we climbed it together.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16- You see that scorch mark over there?- Oh, yeah.- Vat tree?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19EVIL LAUGHTER

0:06:19 > 0:06:22That was where I fired off my first turbo rocket.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25A true bond means you're totally connected.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- You are alike in every way. - Yes, I see now.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm sorry, we can't stay for dinner.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- My son and I have some real bonding to do.- But what about the burgers?

0:06:34 > 0:06:38- I made the special sauce myself. - Maybe next time, Mr Troublemeyer.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50ERIC LAUGHS

0:06:52 > 0:06:54PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE LAUGHS

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Unnghhh.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04GROWLING

0:07:04 > 0:07:06LASER PULSING

0:07:06 > 0:07:07PROFESSOR PAMPLEMOOSE SCREAMS

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Uh-oh.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- We haven't seen much of you lately. - I know.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Pampdaddy can be a little overbearing. I had to sneak away

0:07:31 > 0:07:34this morning just so I could walk to school with you guys.

0:07:34 > 0:07:39Clone son, I brought you some Thirsty Towels. Aagh!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, Eric. Why do you let him smother you like that?

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Always there, always watching, always closing all the blinds

0:07:47 > 0:07:50so I can't see in.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- What?- What?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56It's not so bad, he's just trying to make up for lost time.

0:07:56 > 0:08:01- Clone son, I was so worried.- Sorry, dad. I just wanted to walk to...

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Walk? Vat is this walk?

0:08:03 > 0:08:06A Pamplemoose doesn't mingle with the wurmerschninkles,

0:08:06 > 0:08:10- he floats above them. Now, let us be away.- Yes, sir.

0:08:11 > 0:08:15I don't want you wasting any more time with this sidekick nonsense.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19- From now on you will take your rightful place at my side.- Wait?

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- You mean?- Correct. I shall train you to become the future headmaster

0:08:23 > 0:08:26and chief DISCIPLINARIAN!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28EVIL LAUGHTER

0:08:28 > 0:08:30SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- Er, have you guys seen Eric? - Attention!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36TRUMPET FANFARE

0:08:36 > 0:08:39I am pleased to introduce your new instructor,

0:08:39 > 0:08:41who also happens to be my clone son.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Pamplemoose Junior.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51THEY ALL GASP

0:08:51 > 0:08:56- Oh, Eric. What has he done to you? - Nein. There is no Eric.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59You will address my boy by his proper title.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Er, is that really necessary? These are my friends.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Son, you must stop thinking of these worms as friends

0:09:05 > 0:09:07and start thinking of them as, well...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09worms.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- OK, now I am a little insulted here. - Yeah, right?

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Now at some point you will almost certainly find yourself

0:09:16 > 0:09:19being dropped into a tank filled with man-eating robo-sharks.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22The best way to prepare for this eventuality is...

0:09:22 > 0:09:25to be dropped into a tank filled with man-eating robo-sharks.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27THEY ALL GASP SQUEAL

0:09:27 > 0:09:31- And as my heir, you must choose a volunteer.- What? I, I can't.

0:09:31 > 0:09:35- They're my friends. - But you must, my son. I insist.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Now!

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- I'll do it.- N-o-o-o-o!

0:09:46 > 0:09:49Kitty will do it.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52If I have to choose a volunteer to be sacrificed, then I choose...

0:09:58 > 0:10:00..myself!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04No-o-o-o!

0:10:04 > 0:10:05Aagh.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Aagh.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12My boy. My poor brave little clone son. Oh, ze horror.

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Ze horror! This is the worst day of my... What?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Hey. Look at that. It was just a stain.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22I think it's the pizza pudding I made the other night.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Mm-hmm. I still say it could have used more chocolate pepperoni.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Uh-oh!- You will pay for this deception.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33From now on, you are my permanent volunteer.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Starting with this spiky-ball OF DEATH!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Boy, am I glad that's over. - Eric just lost his first real dad.

0:10:41 > 0:10:47- Yeah, don't care. Anyone feeling peckish? Lunch?- Cool.- Uh-huh!

0:10:48 > 0:10:51AAAGGHHHH! AGH.