0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:31 > 0:00:33TREVOR AND KITTY STRAIN
0:00:33 > 0:00:34TREVOR FARTS
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Trevor?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43I don't think this is a very good idea.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Why?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- Ha!- AAAARRRGGGHHH!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I see your point.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Attention! I have very exciting news.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Enrolment is at an all-time low.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56That IS exciting!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ze Academy has decided to invest
0:00:58 > 0:01:00in a brand-new television commercial.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Ze old one is not so good any more
0:01:02 > 0:01:04and we watch now.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08STRAINING
0:01:08 > 0:01:10ARRGGHH!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Hey, kids. Do you like to save lives
0:01:12 > 0:01:14while a hero takes all the credit?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Thank you, Maxum Man.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Then YOU'VE got what it takes to be a Sidekick!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Welcome to the Sidekick Academy -
0:01:23 > 0:01:26the school of tomorrow, today.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29At the Academy, you'll receive rigorous physical train...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31WHOA! WHAAAAA!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36You'll also utilise the latest super training techniques.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42And you'll even receive on-the-job training with an actual super!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45HA-HOO-HOO-HA-HA!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46AAARRRGGHH!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Come on down to the Sidekick Academy
0:01:51 > 0:01:55and we'll make all your mediocre dreams come true.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'm OK.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Now, one of you sidekicks will become ze new face of ze Academy.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You will be a star, you will be famous,
0:02:06 > 0:02:09you will even get paid minimum wage!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11To make it all happen,
0:02:11 > 0:02:13welcome hotshot TV director
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Kip Weasel.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17CHEERING
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Ssh!
0:02:19 > 0:02:22BOOING
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Mr Weasel, I'm Eric Needles.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27You know, Maxum Man's sidekick?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Obviously, I'm the logical choice to be in video.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32BOOING
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Interesting, interesting.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I like what I'm hearing.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm looking for a fresh face.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39A face that makes kids think,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42"If that's doofus can be a sidekick, then I can, too!"
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Auditions are after school.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Auditions?! For my part?!
0:02:46 > 0:02:50You'll get your shot, kid. Just be better looking, like that kid.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Me! This is all so sudden!
0:02:53 > 0:02:54My hair must look a fright.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57No, not you. The kid I'm actually pointing at...
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I, Allan Amazing,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03am honoured to be singled out so early in the process
0:03:03 > 0:03:06for my amazing good looks.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07THEY BOTH SIGH
0:03:07 > 0:03:10All right, mouth breeders, here's how the auditions work...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11It's in three parts -
0:03:11 > 0:03:131) Performing under pressure.
0:03:13 > 0:03:152) Showing emotion
0:03:17 > 0:03:203) I want to some serious sidekick action.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23CLAPPING
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Bravo, Sir!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm sure you'll be blown away by my Sidekick skills
0:03:28 > 0:03:30in my truly unnecessary audition.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I'll just get the door for you.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33CRASHING
0:03:33 > 0:03:35ALARM BLARES OW-OW-OW!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37O-O-OW!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Ta-da!
0:03:42 > 0:03:47Mr Weasel, may I say you look simply amazing!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50As do I. Come, let's walk.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Oh, delightful.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Allan, what is that accent? Dutch?
0:03:55 > 0:03:59SPANISH ACCENT: "Oh, Mr Weasel, you look amazing!"
0:03:59 > 0:04:03No way am I letting Allan Annoying take MY part!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Don't worry about beating Allan.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Really? I knew you'd come around eventually.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Uh... I meant that I'M going to get the part.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I'll show Weasel I don't need to audition.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14It's all about star power.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Kitty, my first appointment?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19You've got a mani-pedi-opti-ortho appointment at 3.45.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Haul my limo cycle around.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Sure, being her assistant has its bad points,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26but I get to peddle.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Hmm...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I like pedalling.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Plus I have a pair of mirrored sunglasses
0:04:32 > 0:04:34AND a phone!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Eric, baby, say hello to your new agent.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39ME!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Now give me 10 percent of everything you own!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Welcome to the audition - part one.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Glad you could all make it!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Oh, heh-heh-heh-heh.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Yeah, I'm not auditioning. I'm Eric's agent.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I'd like to talk to you about his contract - it clearly says...
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Clearly you don't understand the concept of an audition!
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Your client doesn't have the part yet.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Clearly you don't understand
0:05:03 > 0:05:05how little I understand about anything.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08And I'm not going to stay here and listen to this.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Good day, Sir.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Oh, right! Time to weed out the nobodies.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Let's see how you handle some pressure,
0:05:14 > 0:05:17like re-entering Earth's atmosphere. Who's first?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20I'll show you what nobody I'm not!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Whoa!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26GAAAAAAH!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Um... Not to question your amazing logic, but...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33how are you going to get the part without an audition?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Duh! With a Chihuahua.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Make one!
0:05:37 > 0:05:38CRASHING
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Right, to those who weren't cut and survived,
0:05:42 > 0:05:43welcome to part two of the audition.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I'm going to randomly select cards from this stack
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and you have to express the emotions.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Allan, go!
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Angry, sad, handsome.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Ge-e-eniu-u-us!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Nausea, ennui, discomfort.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Eric, go!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01OK, OK, I can do this.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Don't worry, buddy, I know how to do discomfort.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04I'll be right back.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I don't see nausea!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Look at me! You're making me sick! That's nausea.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12I'll give you one last shot. One card, here we go!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Show me total and utter calm and serenity.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Now!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Trevor, no, don't!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Serenity.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Look at that face.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Total calm.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I feel like a monk eating clouds.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Moving o-o-on!
0:06:32 > 0:06:34ALARM BEEPS
0:06:34 > 0:06:37OK, time's up on your super industrial teeth whitening strips.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Let's see those pearly whites and get you to that audition.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Not white enough. Ten more minutes.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46All right, remaining meatbags,
0:06:46 > 0:06:49time for the third and most important part of the audition -
0:06:49 > 0:06:51the obstacle course.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You'll get the chance to show how you handle the abuse,
0:06:53 > 0:06:55pain and humiliation
0:06:55 > 0:06:57that is the very essence of being a sidekick.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Laser bees, ready!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Go!
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Laser bees, come and get me!
0:07:05 > 0:07:09ELECTRIC WHIRRING
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Or not.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14ARRGGHH-OW!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Hello, my buzzing little friends.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Your beautiful colours, they are simply amazing.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Those wimpy bees are no match for you, dude!
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Wah-oh.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Hmm... Kip likes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Eugh. Next, nothing like explosions to make a sidekick look good.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Don't worry, I'll get you out of here, buddy!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42No, Trevor, I want to blow up!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've got to win this thing!
0:07:44 > 0:07:45ARRGGH!
0:07:45 > 0:07:47ARGH-HA-HA!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48I can take it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I can take it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Oh-ho-ho,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56interesting.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00So, I say, "Either you've got X-ray vision,
0:08:00 > 0:08:03"or the invisible girl is hiding around here someplace."
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Funny story. 100 percent true.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13We kind of have to go if you want to make your grand entrance.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Giddy-up, big ears! Whoa!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Yes!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Yes!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25The king of beasts.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27True the lion claims the title,
0:08:27 > 0:08:29but we both know who truly rules.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It's you, that's who!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35All right, I've seen enough!
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I'll review the footage and make my final decision.
0:08:38 > 0:08:39A-A-And...done!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I won't lie to you, that was not easy.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44OK, I lied. It was easy.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Say hello to your new sidekick spokesperson!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Trevor Troublemeyer!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- ELEPHANT TRUMPS - What?! Me?!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I can never tell who you're pointing to.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Him?! This is outrageous!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, he may have the part, but he can never have...
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- this! - CROWD SIGHS
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Breathtaking!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- You're still out. - But that's not fair!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12HE WAILS
0:09:12 > 0:09:15How can Trevor win? He wasn't even auditioning!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16That's showbiz, kid.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19But, I have to say, you really can take a hit!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Eric, I want to hire you to be Trevor's stunt double.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26A stuntman?! Hmm...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Stuntmen are awesome! Yes!
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Your starlet's here
0:09:30 > 0:09:32and in a surprising, but still cliched twist,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34is ready to be discovered!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I don't know who you are,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38but YOU, robo dog,
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I can make you a star!
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Kip out.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You're fired!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47OK. A-A-And...
0:09:47 > 0:09:49action!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Cut! Beautiful! Bring in the stunt double!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54OK. A-A-And...
0:09:54 > 0:09:55action!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Hi. I'm Trevor... Trevor Troublemeyer
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- and I... - Cue the monkey!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Monkey? ARGH!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06..and I love...
0:10:06 > 0:10:07being a sidekick!