0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big
0:00:27 > 0:00:28# Sidekick! #
0:00:42 > 0:00:43ALL: Wow! Awesome!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Students, you know all those difficult sidekick lessons
0:00:46 > 0:00:47I've put you through?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Most of them were for my amusement.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54But some of them were to prepare you for...
0:00:55 > 0:00:59- ..shadow a super day! - THE CLASS CHEERS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01You will spend the day with a hero
0:01:01 > 0:01:04from the League of Amazing Super Entities Ring.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06LASER, for short.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07These are your pairings.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10ALL: Whoa.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Vana, we got Uni-Cyclops!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Whoa, whoa.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20I see you got - ha-ha - Static Clint!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23VANA LAUGHS
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hey, he's a real hero. Sort of.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Anyway, he's way better than
0:01:27 > 0:01:29some one-eyed, unicycle-riding, er...
0:01:30 > 0:01:32..rider.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33I'll have you know that Uni-Cyclops
0:01:33 > 0:01:35is the third-best one-eyed
0:01:35 > 0:01:38unicycle-riding superhero ever.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Yeah? Well, Static Clint is...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42He's the biggest, he's the best...
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Kitty?- According to the official Splitsboro Hero Rankings,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Static Clint is the ninth-best static-based hero. Sorry, Eric.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- We got hosed, dude.- Huh.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56I hope you're ready for some super-duper supering, ladies.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I'm more ready than anyone's ever been. High-five!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03CRASH!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Sorry. Little trouble with the old depth perception. Let's roll!
0:02:08 > 0:02:11So, what's first, Mr Clint, Sir? Stop a crime? Rescue someone?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, stop someone from committing a rescue crime?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17How's a little tour of LASER headquarters sound?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Only like the greatest day ever!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Um, what you doing?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Just charging up the old super batteries.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hang on.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28THEY SCREAM
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Welcome to the Hall of Fairness,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35the world's greatest hand-shaped hall.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I have a sweet bachelor pad in the thumb.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42So many touchy touchables.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51We might have gotten stuck with a lame hero, but this is awesome.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Wicked!- Wait, don't touch anything.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I'm never allowed to touch anything.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Wait a minute, you think I'm lame?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Sorry, Clint, it's just, ninth best?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Even Trevor's ranked as seventh-best doofus.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I got a certificate.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06And a lolly.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Mmm.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Oh, yeah? Well, would a lame hero have one of these?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20I call it the really big jet.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Man, this has got to be way better than whatever
0:03:27 > 0:03:29the girls are doing with old one-eye.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Let's rub it in their faces.- Yeah!
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Hey, Vana, you're not going to believe the mega awesomeness that...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38FIGHTING SOUNDS Wha...?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sorry, Eric, we can't chat right now.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Yeah, we're too busy capturing a real super villain!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51That is so cool.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Man, we have got to get in on some of that super action.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Hey, don't you think the girls might need our help?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02They looked like they were doing OK to me.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07But, Trevor, if they need our help then we can fly over there
0:04:07 > 0:04:09in the really cool jet. Get it?
0:04:09 > 0:04:10No.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- Get in the jet, Trevor.- Will do.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Oh, and just for future reference,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I never get it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Hey, hold on there. We could get into trouble.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Come on, Clint, how are you ever going to become a real superhero
0:04:23 > 0:04:25if you don't break a few rules?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Just don't touch anything. - Sure thing!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- GLASS SHATTERS - I'm going to get in so much trouble.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41STATIC CLINT SPLUTTERS
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Hi, guys. You missed it.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43We captured Brute Brutal.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It was so amazing!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Nice landing, by the way(!)
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Hey, he's never even flown the jet before,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53so, you know, he did reasonably well.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Enjoy your shift, Clint.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58OK, see you...later.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What did Uni-Cyclops mean by "shift"?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03As a lower rank hero, I provide security here at Megamatraz.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's the only super duty Team Laser trusts me with.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- We're going to sit in a jail? - We didn't come here to sit.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- That's what school is for. - Relax, it's a dream job.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Security is totally automated.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Time for me to catch up on my super napping.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- See you in eight hours. - HE SNORES
0:05:21 > 0:05:23What are we going to do for eight hours?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27THEY SNIGGER
0:05:29 > 0:05:30CLINT SNORES
0:05:30 > 0:05:32CRASH!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34BOTH: We didn't do anything!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35THEY WHISTLE INNOCENTLY
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Panic has set in as the escaped villains
0:05:39 > 0:05:42have begun stealing everything from everyone everywhere.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Aah!
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Static Clint,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50you are hereby stripped of your LASER membership
0:05:50 > 0:05:53and banished forever from the Hall of Fairness.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Now, pack your things and get out.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02What am I going to do? I'm a ninth-ranked hero and there's no...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04You just dropped to number 12.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Sorry, Eric.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- 12?! - HE SOBS
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I'm 12?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Er, I guess you could come stay with me and Maxum Brain.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Really?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17- Really?- It's the least we can do.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19The least we can do is nothing.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Remember that. - This is the best idea ever.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Ow!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26This is the worst idea ever.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I would not have believed it had I not seen it.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33He is actually a bigger sloppy do nothing than you.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Ow! That does it.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Either he goes or I go.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Call me when you've taken out the super trash.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Can I have a glass of water?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Really? You can't get that yourself?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51You're right, the 12th-best anything doesn't deserve water.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Ohh.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Here.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55Ah!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Yeah, so, er, any thoughts about when you're going to, you know,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02do something?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04We'll talk about it tomorrow.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Just try not to fry anything else.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Ahh!
0:07:10 > 0:07:13I know him being fired was our fault, but come on.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16He's supposed to be a superhero, not a...you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Hey, I'm a 7, he's a 12.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22We have to get him back on Team Laser and off my couch.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hey, look, those girls we know are on TV.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28In a brazen act of brazenness, the escaped villains have taken
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Team Laser and two sidekicks hostage in the League headquarters.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- They've captured Vana!- And Kitty.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Oh, and Kitty. Right, don't want to forget Kitty.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41We have to save them.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44No, Clint has to save them.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46- Yeah...I guess.- Don't you get it?
0:07:46 > 0:07:50If you save them, they'll have to let you back on the team.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52You really think so?
0:07:55 > 0:07:59No, we won't let you back on the team, even if you rescue us.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Good call, Mayor.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05We don't need rescuing by the 'do nothing duo' or old sparky.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Burn!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Hi, Eric!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Well, I tried. I'm not a super.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I can't even give rescues away.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Back to the couch.- No.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No more couch and no more excuses.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Listen, you are a superhero, a 12th-ranked superhero,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24but you're still a hero.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I would give anything to have superpowers.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28You've got to save them.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33I never could resist a mildly inspiring speech.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Look out, world, Static Clint is back
0:08:35 > 0:08:37and I vow that I will be number nine again.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Yeah!- Woohoo!
0:08:44 > 0:08:48CLANG! The villains put up a force field.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50No, we did.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52We really don't like Clint.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55CLINT GASPS
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Sir, I may not be a member of Team Laser anymore,
0:09:00 > 0:09:02but I'm still a hero.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Zero is more like it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Low-five, anyone?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Get ready to be rescued. Boys.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Trevor, he needs more firepower.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22- So, what am I supposed to do about it?- Trevor!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Fine, whatever.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Hey, look what I found.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28All right!
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Three...
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Two...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37OK.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38One!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42And...fire, fire, fire!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47WEAPONS EXPLODE
0:09:47 > 0:09:49FORCE FIELD SHATTERS
0:09:49 > 0:09:51THEY ALL CHEER
0:09:52 > 0:09:54RUMBLING
0:09:54 > 0:09:56BUILDINGS SHATTER
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Uh-oh.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59That's it, Clint.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02For destroying the Hall of Fairness
0:10:02 > 0:10:05and letting the villains escape again,
0:10:05 > 0:10:09you are hereby even more stripped of your LASER membership.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15However, because you rescued two innocent Sidekicks,
0:10:15 > 0:10:20your super ranking has moved up to... Kitty?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Number nine! Good going, Eric.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Whoa!
0:10:24 > 0:10:29- Clint! Congratulations. You did...OK.- OK?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Did you say I did OK? Did you hear that?
0:10:31 > 0:10:32The third-best one-eyed
0:10:32 > 0:10:35unicycle-riding superhero said I did OK.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36She sure did.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38She?!