0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35COUGHING
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Wow. Who would have figured using Maxum Man's superweapon
0:00:38 > 0:00:40for a wienie roast would've led to such destruction?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Yeah.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- SHOUTING:- My ears are still ringing!
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- We probably woke up everyone in town!- Er...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I don't think that's a problem.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56WIND WHISTLES
0:00:56 > 0:00:58According to Maxum Brain's useless and destroyed body,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Splitboro is deserted. Except for us!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Oh, well. At least he didn't suffer...much.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm going to find out what happened. Anyone want to help?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08- I'm down. - GURGLING
0:01:08 > 0:01:13But, er, give me a minute, OK? Cos that hot dog is not sitting well.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Maybe there's some info in here.
0:01:16 > 0:01:21Congratulations. If you're seeing this, you survived the apocalypse!
0:01:21 > 0:01:26It is I, Maxum Man! Today's lesson, super security measures.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Um, Maxum Man, where's MY safety suit?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Don't worry, my agitated chum - you don't need a suit at all.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Ah...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Not where you're going!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Waah!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Every hero worth his super name has an apocalypse evacuation system
0:01:45 > 0:01:48in case of a giant meteor, an earthquake,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52or a wienie roast that's gotten out of hand.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Wa-ha-ha-ha! Waah!
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Waah! Wah wah!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58This dimensional portal sucks the helpless townspeople
0:01:58 > 0:02:00out of harm's way.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03A-a-ah!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06The townsfolk wait quietly until evil is vanquished
0:02:06 > 0:02:08and they can safely return to Earth.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Hi, Golly Gee Kid!
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Help meeee!- You're welcome!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Our nuclear wienie roast must've tripped the evacuation system.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Everyone's in a parallel dimension!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23So, it's just us here?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26No teachers, no Dad...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28No anyone to tell us anything?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29BOTH: Yay!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33BOTH: We have complete and utter control of the entire town!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Guys. Don't you think we should be figuring out
0:02:35 > 0:02:38how to bring the townspeople back and...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41BOTH: He-he-he-he!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Great. Now we're alone AND we have to make sure those two
0:02:44 > 0:02:46don't destroy the entire town.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49LAUGHING
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah-ey!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Grrr-ah!
0:03:03 > 0:03:09- Aah!- Ha-haha!- Ah-ha-ha! Yes! Unsupervised super-laser tag!
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- BOTH:- Ah!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Uh, I thought we were stopping them from destroying the city?
0:03:14 > 0:03:17We were but, hello, getting shot with lasers is fun!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- But I guess we'll do things your way. The boring Kitty way.- Oh.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Whatevs.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Bla-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33Missed me! You are just the worst laser shooter ever.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Maybe we should try to rescue the town?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39You know, before the guys remember the super hovertank factory?
0:03:39 > 0:03:42BOTH: Super hovertank factory?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Ugh.- Ugh!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Now, to do what any young boy
0:03:52 > 0:03:55in control of a super neutron plasma laser hovertank should do.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Eric, stop!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You can't carve your face into the school!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Even though it would make it way cuter.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05HORN BLARES
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- Dude, what's the hold up? - Enough destroying stuff!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Stop being such dorks and let's get this town back to normal!
0:04:13 > 0:04:18Well, excu-u-se me. But this dork is taking his laser cannon and leaving.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Come on, Trevor. - I still want to destroy the school.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25- Forget it, we'll destroy something else.- You're not the boss of me!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Hey, with everyone gone, no-one is!
0:04:30 > 0:04:34You only took that tank because I did it first. Do whatever you want.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- I will.- You do that.- I am.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- Good. I'm so tired of them. - But what about the town?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- SHOUTING:- We have to save the town!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48You know what, I'm tired of you, too.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51It's "the town this", and "the town that". What about me, Kitty?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56Since this catastrophe started, have you ever once thought about me?!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- SHOUTING:- Sometimes, Kitty, you are so selfish!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Giving me orders. Copying everything I do.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06I'm sick of having other people around.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07SCREECH!
0:05:09 > 0:05:10The Laser Hall Of Fairness.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13TRUMPET FANFARE
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Bet there's some cool stuff in there. Cool stuff that Trevor won't have.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20No-one will mind if I borrow a few things.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25Since there's no-one around, that is. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Hm-mm. Never noticed that before.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Not only has everyone disappeared,
0:05:31 > 0:05:35but an evil secret lab has been transported to my house.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Which, for some reason, has Xox's costume, weapons,
0:05:39 > 0:05:42and a draft copy of his autobiography.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46"Thinking Out Of The Xox - Love, Learning, And Evil."
0:05:46 > 0:05:47And since...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- CAT SCREECHES - ..Xox isn't here,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52he won't mind if I borrow a few things.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Hello? Anybody here?
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Oh! Oh, my! I...I look amazing!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07This is Vana Glama, good evening, Splitsboro.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm sure no-one will mind if I borrow a few things.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Ha-haha-haha-ha!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15SHE CRIES
0:06:15 > 0:06:18All I wanted was to rescue the townspeople
0:06:18 > 0:06:19from that other dimension!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Ooh, nice superconductor.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26They ignored me like a punk.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Wow, a microcircuit matrix destabiliser!
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I'm sure no-one will mind if I borrow a few things.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Splitsboro, have no fear -
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Super Awesome Cool Look At Me Eric is here!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Sweet name.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Ooh! That's good levitation.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Hey, what are you doing wearing Xox's stuff?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57You're not the only one that can 'borrow' cool stuff.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Why don't you just find your own thing to do? I'M the superhero.
0:07:01 > 0:07:06I have found my own thing... I'm the supervillain! Ha-ha!
0:07:07 > 0:07:13Live, from downtown abandoned Splitsboro, I'm Vana Glama!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18Channel Three, Five, Seven... Don't bother flipping, I'm everywhere!
0:07:18 > 0:07:22Uh, Vana, just about to have a superhero/supervillain face-off here.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Do you mind? I'm in the middle of a broadcast.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Yes, I do mind.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Cue battle music!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Ah!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37BOTH: Gah!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46How about a little traffic update?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51BOTH: A-a-a-ah!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53CRASH! BOTH: Huh?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Bet it's hard to ignore me now, huh?!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Ha-haha-haha-haha-ha!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Did you hear something?- Not me. - Now, where were we?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Oh, right, superbattle to the death.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Hi-yah!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Ar-rr-rr-gh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:16- Hey!- I control all the power in this town now!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Every computer, circuit or machine!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Ah. Now, as I was saying...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Argh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Super Awesome Cool Look At Me Eric can handle this.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Hey, I'm the super here!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Grr-ah!
0:08:32 > 0:08:35What are you doing?! Get off me!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Rargh-argh-argh!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Hey, I'm the only hero here!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43No! I am!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Ha-haha-ha!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Think again.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Nyaaah!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Gaaargh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Aah!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01OK.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- Little too far? - Yeah, a little too far.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Maybe having no supervision wasn't the best thing for us after all.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Shouldn't we be trying to rescue the townspeople?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Oh, yeah. Kind of feels like a Kitty thing.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19- You really dropped the ball there. - But...but...- I am very disappointed.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- But...but... - Yeah. Nice going, Kitty.- I'm sorry.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I can probably build something to get everyone back.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30- I should think so, after your terrible behaviour.- Done.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Ahem.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Sorry. Again.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- TOWNSPEOPLE:- Hooray!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43HE GASPS
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Ah! Vot happened to ze town?! It's completely destroyed!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Who did this?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52We didn't do it.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Oh, right. Hah-hah.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57- ALL:- Waa-aa-aa-aa-h!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Two weeks banishment in the alternate dimension.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Guess we learnt our lesson.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09I know I did. I really need adult supervision.
0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Who knew?- But...aren't we all alone here in this dimension?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17He-he-he-he.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18- Let's fight!- OK!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Get your ear out of my foot! - You smell.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- You stink, and that's worse.- Eww.