Maxum Brain, Interrupted

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick, that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big

0:00:28 > 0:00:29# Sidekick! #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Ah, spring is here.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39I am as excited as my sense emulator chip allows me to be...

0:00:42 > 0:00:44..which is very little.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, well. Now, for our mansion-wide cleaning.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54HE HUMS

0:00:58 > 0:01:03Hmmm, that's weird - I got fried cheese all over this yesterday!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08There's cleaning a-brewing!

0:01:08 > 0:01:13This must not stand...quick, to our secret peanut butter stash.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Ah, spotless and germ free.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- HE GASPS - No!

0:01:21 > 0:01:22THEY LAUGH

0:01:22 > 0:01:25What have you done?!

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Erm...it wasn't me.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Why, you filthy peanut-butter smearing...

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Argh! Trevor, help!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Faster, Piggy, trot like the wind!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41HE SCREAMS

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Phew!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49HE SCREAMS

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Ha! You missed!

0:01:52 > 0:01:56You messy, foolish, eating peanut butter straight out of the tub

0:01:56 > 0:01:59with your disgusting fingers!

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Hey, it's better than using my tongue, which I also do!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Here is what I also do

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I quit! I'm going to Computown.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10No humans allowed!

0:02:11 > 0:02:16Fine, leave, I don't need you. I can take care of myself.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Erm, I might be in some trouble here.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Trevor?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Today is the first day of the rest of my battery life.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I'm done with humans, especially Eric...forever!

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Who knows what amazing and joyous adventures my future will hold.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40HE SCREAMS

0:02:44 > 0:02:47What a horrible 24 nanoseconds that was!

0:02:49 > 0:02:51HE SCREAMS

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Perhaps quitting was a mistake.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Spam e-mail alert.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Huh, I bet it's Eric begging me to come back.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Working for humans getting you down?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Struck by lightning in a dirty alley?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07If you're looking for a super computer roommate who doesn't

0:03:07 > 0:03:11mind sharing electrical outlets, I'm your model.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Roommate? Hmmm...

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Hello, I'm here about the roommate ad.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25HE GASPS AND SCREAMS

0:03:28 > 0:03:32Oh, yeah! Doo-doo, doo-doo!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ah, now this is the life!

0:03:34 > 0:03:38See, I told you we didn't need Maxum Brain down here!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Absolutely!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47Erm...is that enough pretending everything's actually OK time?

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hm, yes, yes, it is.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52THEY SCREAM

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Welcome, roomy!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58You're not a spy for those filthy humans, are you?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59HE SCREAMS

0:03:59 > 0:04:01No, I am through with humans!

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Yeah, I can't stand the flesh bags either.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06You got first and last month's rent?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Not at this moment...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10but I'm looking for employment

0:04:10 > 0:04:14and will do chores around the docking station...OK?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I know you're good for it.

0:04:16 > 0:04:17HE SCREAMS

0:04:17 > 0:04:19SHE LAUGHS

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Got you, roomy!

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, she is dangerous, rude and messy...

0:04:26 > 0:04:29but still better than Eric!

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I knew washing dishes was going to kill me one day!

0:04:33 > 0:04:37So, I guess it's time to call Maxum Brain, huh?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38HE SCREAMS

0:04:39 > 0:04:44No! I stand my previous, albeit now hard to believe, claim...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46we don't need Maxum Brain!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Wow!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Roomy, dinner is ready.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Those were for both of us.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Me and you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02SHE BURPS

0:05:02 > 0:05:04There you go!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Have you figured out a way to pay the rent yet, brainy?

0:05:10 > 0:05:11Oh, erm, yes indeed,

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I did find something.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17I get my first payment at the end of the day....

0:05:17 > 0:05:20if I survive that long!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24Oh, man, I can't wait to get Maxum Brain back!

0:05:24 > 0:05:28Just imagine, flushing toilets again.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Classy.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Look, I told you, I don't need him!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Why did you bring the dirty laundry, dude?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I like to take my laundry for a walk.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Now, keep your eyes open for...

0:05:38 > 0:05:40there he is!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Eric, Trevor, what are you doing here?

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Please, come back!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51We ate socks for dinner last night! Socks!

0:05:51 > 0:05:56And we can't find the toilet paper...we need more socks!

0:05:56 > 0:05:57Sh!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Be quiet and go back to the mansion.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03The beautiful, clean, safe mansion.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Hmmm, sounds like somebody's homesick, eh, Trevor?

0:06:06 > 0:06:10Trevor, you can tell somebody that if they are waiting for somebody to

0:06:10 > 0:06:15apologise, they might have to wait a long time for somebody to do so!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Who are all these somebodies?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Get your smelling of the peanut butter finger out of my screen!

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Who's going to make me?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, I will be making you...

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Guys, can't you just admit that you both were wrong

0:06:31 > 0:06:33and that I had nothing to do with this?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35TOGETHER: No!

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I don't have time for this, I am being late for work.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Have a nice life!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47What have I done?!

0:06:47 > 0:06:51So, we're going to spy on him and try and get him back, right?

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I thought that was obvious.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- No...- Way!

0:07:00 > 0:07:05Welcome to the Ultimate Computing Federation's main event!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Let's compu-duel!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10In this corner, he's wild,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13he's unstable and he needs an upgrade bad!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15It's El Cerebral Psychopata!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16CROWD JEER

0:07:16 > 0:07:19And in this corner, the undefeated champion,

0:07:19 > 0:07:24deadlier than any virus and twice as nasty, The Dark Box!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30HE SCREAMS

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Perhaps I can do this!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ow, perhaps not.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43"Ow", is what I would say if I actually felt pain.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09HE GROANS

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Uh-oh!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15HE SCREAMS

0:08:17 > 0:08:20This is awful! Brain is being beaten senseless.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23No-one treats Maxum Brain like that!

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Erm, expect me. We've got to do something!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Please say we're going to compu-duel?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Please say we're going to compu-duel!

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Let's compu-duel!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34Now, aren't you glad I brought along my dirty laundry?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Actually...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- HE SNIFFS - ..not so much.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Thank you, masked computers!

0:08:50 > 0:08:52De nada, dude!

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Argh, Trevor, Eric, what are you doing here?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I was wrong, Brain, I need you to come home with me.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59I'm sorry.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yes, yes, that is all very heart-warming

0:09:02 > 0:09:06and I accept your apology but you must leave before...

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Hello! - CROWD GASP

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Flesh alert! Flesh alert! Human intruders, destroy, destroy!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Human children don't stand a chance against this much raw

0:09:21 > 0:09:23computer power!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26That's where you're wrong, Brain! We might not be stronger or smarter...

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Or good looking.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33..or good looking but we humans have one thing that no computer can

0:09:33 > 0:09:35ever stand up against...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38really sticky fingers!

0:09:38 > 0:09:40THEY CACKLE

0:09:46 > 0:09:48THEY CACKLE

0:09:53 > 0:09:55How about a little peanut butter in the disk drive?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Excellent choice, sir.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Well, I suppose, I can never again return to Computown.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You don't have to, Brain, you've got a home right here.

0:10:12 > 0:10:13I guess you're right.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16Still, it was nice to hang out with other computers

0:10:16 > 0:10:18for a while and...what?!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Hey, brainy, thought I'd drop by for a visit!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, actually, I got kicked out of

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Computown because I had a "traitor" for a roommate!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27You don't mind, right?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I'll show you "mind"!

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Gentlemen, masks on!