Wrinkle Resistant

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:13 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Thanks a lot for letting me come along, Mr Troublemeyer.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38I can't wait to go on an actual, real family outing.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40WHIRRING I'm recording everything.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I don't want to forget a second.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46HE GROWLS

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Well, you won't find a more normal family than the Troublemeyers.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- No sirree, Bob! - HE LAUGHS

0:00:52 > 0:00:55You might want to watch out for the playful hair tousling.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57That's how this happened.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00FLIES BUZZ

0:01:00 > 0:01:02HE SNORES

0:01:02 > 0:01:03So that's your grandpa?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05He looks so sweet and kind.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Just what a grandpa should be.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Are you ready?- Ready for what?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Oh, Dad?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Duck!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13ZAPPING

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, it's you. I thought I smelled failure.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18HE MUTTERS ANGRILY

0:01:18 > 0:01:19What was that?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21That was my grandpa!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Trevor, my boy. Come over to the dark side.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26OMINOUS MUSIC

0:01:26 > 0:01:29..of the room. And give your gramps a hug.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31THEY HUG

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Sir? What is this "hug", of which you speak?

0:01:34 > 0:01:35WHIRRING

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Who's the nerd?

0:01:37 > 0:01:38ZAPPING

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Hello, sir. I'm Eric.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41I've heard older people can be grouchy.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43So, it doesn't bother me that you're trying to...

0:01:43 > 0:01:45ZAPPING ..vaporise me.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47HE SCREAMS

0:01:47 > 0:01:48CLICKING

0:01:48 > 0:01:50CRASHING

0:01:50 > 0:01:51Ewww.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Come on! Let's go. Let's go.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Wait for me!

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Hello, Dad.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59How's life on planet goodie two shoes?

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Doubt, don't start with me, or with Trevor.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03We've been through this.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Who's starting anything? I'm just a kindly old grandpa.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08PIANO MUSIC

0:02:08 > 0:02:09Remember?

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hey! Who wants liquorice sticks?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Oh! - HE LAUGHS

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Black liquorice sticks!

0:02:15 > 0:02:17SCARY MUSIC

0:02:17 > 0:02:20HE CACKLES

0:02:20 > 0:02:21HE SPLUTTERS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23HE MUTTERS

0:02:23 > 0:02:24UPBEAT MUSIC

0:02:24 > 0:02:28And so, the modern family sets out on their day of bonding,

0:02:28 > 0:02:29full of hope and good cheer.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34Are you for real? Is he for real?

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Ugh! Where's my death ray?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37- BIRD SQUAWKS - No. That's not it.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39- CLOCK TICKS - Oh, haven't seen this for a while.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh! A-ha!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Ho! - CAR SKIDS

0:02:42 > 0:02:43No destroying in the car, Dad.

0:02:43 > 0:02:47I told you, we're going to have a nice, normal family day this time.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49PING

0:02:49 > 0:02:51First a trip to the postage stamp museum,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53then a tour of the milk and toast factory.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55- HE GIGGLES - Won't that the fun?

0:02:55 > 0:02:56- WHIRRING - Or...

0:02:56 > 0:02:59we could go visit my old neighbourhood.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02On the e-vile side of town.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Cool. Can we go, Dad?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Hey, Grandpa? Why did you live on the evil side of town?

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Because it was cooler?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I lived th...

0:03:13 > 0:03:17WE lived there, because our whole family is e-vile!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19- Dad, stop! - DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:03:19 > 0:03:20CAR SQUEALS, THUDDING

0:03:20 > 0:03:21CAR SKIDS

0:03:23 > 0:03:24No! I won't stop!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27I'm proud of my family history and you should be, too!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29You're not the boss of me!

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Well, you are the boss of me, but I'm not staying either.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Hmph!

0:03:35 > 0:03:38Wow. Families are a lot more complicated than I thought.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40And they've got way more lasers.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41BOING

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- IN EVIL VOICE:- That old crank?

0:03:43 > 0:03:46I should drive him into the tar pits and fossilise him!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Hmm? Great idea.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51Now, where are those tar pits?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53OK. I worked out a compromise.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- A picnic.- Excellent idea, Eric.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- THEY MOAN - Oh, man!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00On the evil side of town!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02SCARY MUSIC

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Sweet!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05On one condition...

0:04:05 > 0:04:06no more lasers.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Party pooper.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11CAR STARTS

0:04:11 > 0:04:13TREVOR SNIGGERS

0:04:13 > 0:04:15GRANDPA SNIGGERS

0:04:15 > 0:04:17HAPPY MUSIC This is so great!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19A real, typical family picnic.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21WHOOSHING

0:04:21 > 0:04:25Here, Trevor. Have a high-fructose corn syrup soda.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28No! Have an organic wheatgrass smoothie, son.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- I brought a loaf of black pumpernickel.- But...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33well, that seems OK.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36You can slice it with my laser dagger!

0:04:36 > 0:04:37- Yes!- What? No!

0:04:37 > 0:04:39TREVOR LAUGHS

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Trevor, don't. It's dangerous.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Hey! You know what isn't dangerous?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Sunscreen!

0:04:44 > 0:04:45SQUIRTING

0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Dad! - TREVOR GROANS

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Stop trying to make Trevor evil.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Never! I'm not going to fail with him, like I did with you!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54- Being a kind... - CLICKING

0:04:54 > 0:04:56..and loving father is not a failure!

0:04:56 > 0:04:57CRASHING

0:04:57 > 0:04:58HONKING

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Your evil schemes end now!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Yep. A typical family picnic.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04- WHOOSHING - Argh!

0:05:06 > 0:05:08But I don't want to go back!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Well, they've got Parcheesi and creamed corn at the home.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh, it'll be fun.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Fine, I'll go back. But grant me one thing first.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17- SAD MUSIC - You wouldn't deny

0:05:17 > 0:05:19an old man his one wish, would you?

0:05:22 > 0:05:23Oh, all right.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Good, turn here.

0:05:25 > 0:05:26- CAR SKIDS ALL:- Wah!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29The Troublemeyer family homestead!

0:05:29 > 0:05:31WOLF HOWLS

0:05:31 > 0:05:32What are we doing here?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I don't know, but there better be creamed corn.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38DOOR CREAKS A cabin in the words,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40just like in the movies!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41Seriously, who's the nerd?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Dad, what are you up to?

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- What? - SAD MUSIC

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Can't a grandfather teach his only grandson about his roots?

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Hm?

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I always thought I might be a plant!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56THEY GIGGLE

0:05:58 > 0:06:01SCARY ORGAN MUSIC

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Couldn't Gramps have picked any happy shots?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Those are the happy ones.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Wow! This is great.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12A typical family rec room!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Ah! The memories, the good times, the love, the...

0:06:15 > 0:06:16BEEPING AND WHOOSHING

0:06:16 > 0:06:19..secret lab with a doomsday device!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20THUNDERCLAP

0:06:20 > 0:06:21GRANDPA CACKLES

0:06:23 > 0:06:24This is awesome!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- DRAMATIC MUSIC - Trevor, no! Dad, what are you doing?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- SQUISHING - You can't deny a frail,

0:06:30 > 0:06:32old man the chance

0:06:32 > 0:06:35to share a precious moment with his only grandson.

0:06:35 > 0:06:36POPPING

0:06:36 > 0:06:37DEFLATING

0:06:37 > 0:06:38TREVOR LAUGHS

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I love this family!

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Gotcha!

0:06:44 > 0:06:46- BOTH:- Huh? - BEEPING

0:06:46 > 0:06:47THEY SCREAM

0:06:49 > 0:06:50CRASHING

0:06:50 > 0:06:51PINGING

0:06:51 > 0:06:52Finally! The do-gooders are gone.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56It's time for you to become a real Troublemeyer.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Push the button.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Embrace the darkness!

0:06:59 > 0:07:01HE CACKLES

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Come on. It'll be fun.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04BEEPING

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Wow, lights!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Five minutes until doomsday.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Now, let us laugh together.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12THEY LAUGH

0:07:12 > 0:07:14THEY CACKLE

0:07:14 > 0:07:16PINGING

0:07:16 > 0:07:17THUDDING Argh!

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Mr Troublemeyer? Are you OK?

0:07:20 > 0:07:21HE GROANS

0:07:21 > 0:07:22SQUIRREL SQUEAKS

0:07:24 > 0:07:25I'm fine, Eric.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Mr Troublemeyer?

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Having a secret lab,

0:07:28 > 0:07:31with a doomsday device in your basement, is not normal!

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Oh, don't be silly, Eric! It's a game.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- A normal family-type game. - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Really?- Trust me, it's a game and...and...

0:07:39 > 0:07:40And you are it!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- I am?- Ha-ha. Yes, you are.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Now, you just um...

0:07:44 > 0:07:46over your eyes and count to 10... No, 1,000!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48And then you come find us. OK?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Mr Troublemeyer? I don't believe you.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55I don't believe that you're giving me

0:07:55 > 0:07:58the greatest family day a kid could ever have.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00HAPPY MUSIC One, two...

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Phew! Now to save Trevor from evil.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04What did he...?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06- SMACKING - Hey, no peeking!

0:08:06 > 0:08:08This is so great. And...ow!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Five...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12There is only one super villain

0:08:12 > 0:08:16in this family and that is me!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18HE CACKLES

0:08:20 > 0:08:23So, what happens when it hits zero?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Well, it's a doomsday device.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28A...device that brings about doom,

0:08:28 > 0:08:33on any given day that you choose to bring about said doom.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35D-U-M spells "doom".

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- HE GROANS - Your father nearly ruined you.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40But, don't worry. I'll set you on the right path.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42The e-vile one!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44CRASHING

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Not if I can help it!

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Who are you? And how dare you challenge me?!

0:08:49 > 0:08:50ZAPPING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Go, Grandpa!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54- WHIRRING AND SHOOTING - Go Xox!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55THEY GROAN

0:08:56 > 0:08:59You will never defeat me!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01You will never defeat me!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Best family outing ever!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Huh? I wonder where Dad is.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11- Ah!- Ah!

0:09:11 > 0:09:15999...1,000!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Now, I wonder where a family like the Troublemeyers might be hiding.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21EXPLOSION

0:09:21 > 0:09:24CRASHING Ready or not, here I come!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26GRANDPA GROANS

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- TREVOR GROANS - Oh, Grandpa. What happened?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I was having the best dream.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Everything was evil.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- HE GROANS - Trevor, are you all right?

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Dad! You missed it!

0:09:38 > 0:09:39You always miss it!

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, I'm here now, son.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Trevor?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Come over to the dark side...

0:09:46 > 0:09:48of the lab

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- where I'm standing.- No, son. Stay here and try to be good.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56Hmm. On the one hand, I love hanging out with you, Grandad,

0:09:56 > 0:10:00but, on the other hand, Dad is really boring.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03But, on the other, other hand,

0:10:03 > 0:10:06siding with my dad makes me feel weird.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08So...

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I guess what I'm saying is...

0:10:10 > 0:10:12I'd miss TV too much.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Sorry, Grandad.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I guess it's for the best.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20After all, if I blow up the world, I'll blow up Trevor.

0:10:20 > 0:10:24And Trevor will never fulfil his destiny...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26to blow up the world!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Hey! You guys are supposed to be hiding.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30SMASHING

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- SMASHING - Sorry about your camera, Eric.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I guess you won't have memories of our little family outing.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40That's OK. I've got it all right here.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42CRASHING

0:10:42 > 0:10:44HE GROANS

0:10:44 > 0:10:46I can't remember a thing.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Are you OK, Dad?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51- HE SIGHS - I'm just a little sore.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I guess e-vile is a young man's game.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Who wants cream corn?

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Yes!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59BEEPING