The Superest Day of the Year

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second-best While playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!

0:00:21 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Are you awesome? Particularly amazing?

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Filled with spectacular charismatic Maxum-ness?

0:00:39 > 0:00:42Then I have a job for you.

0:00:42 > 0:00:43I'm Maxum Man

0:00:43 > 0:00:45and you're not.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47But you COULD be the next Grand Marshal

0:00:47 > 0:00:50of the Hooray For Splitsboro Day Parade.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51I can't wait!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55All you have to do is build the best parade float and you're in.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I love Hooray For Splitsboro Day!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- ALL:- Yay!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03ERIC SIGHS

0:01:03 > 0:01:05Maybe I'LL be Grand Marshal.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08AAAH-HA-HA-HA!

0:01:08 > 0:01:11AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

0:01:11 > 0:01:12I sense you disagree.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Didn't you hear Maxum Man?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17The Grand Marshal needs to be amazing, charismatic, awesome,

0:01:17 > 0:01:20as in things which you TOTALLY ARE NOT!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22I so AM awesome and amazing!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Right, guys?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Awkward.- Yeah-huh.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Dude, you are so interesting and amazing

0:01:31 > 0:01:34and full of personality and...

0:01:34 > 0:01:36No. No, you're not.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, I love your boringness.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's what you makes you special and keeps other girls from liking you.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- What?- What?!- What? - What?- What?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46Face it, Eric, you're not Grand Marshal material.

0:01:46 > 0:01:47But I am.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Behold...

0:01:50 > 0:01:52the Glamour Slammer!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53- ALL:- Oooh.

0:01:53 > 0:01:56Grand Marshal, here I come!

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I remember the Grand Marshal of the Orphanage Parade.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01ERIC GROANS

0:02:01 > 0:02:02YEOW!

0:02:02 > 0:02:04'He really put the grand in Grand.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08'And the marsh in Marshal. He was a Marsh-rat'

0:02:08 > 0:02:10YEOW!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13How we loved him so.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14- OW!- Quiet, you.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'll show THEM who's not boring.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22I'm going to be the best Hooray For Splitsboro Day Grand Marshal EVER!

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Time to build my float of awesome-tude!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31That is a hairdryer.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32You, too?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I guess there's no sense in asking you to help.

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ha-ha. I tell you what,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40I will not help, but I will laugh at you mockingly while you work.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41OK? OK.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ha-ha-ha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:58- ARGH!- Hmmm!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- CRASH - Ow!

0:03:08 > 0:03:09ENGINE REVS

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Yay, Eric! Ha-ha-ha! Woo-hoo!

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I give you the Trevormater!

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Two tonnes...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21mean...

0:03:21 > 0:03:23parade-ful madness...

0:03:24 > 0:03:26OW!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Ahem.- Whoa-ho.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Cool spinny mirror thingy.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Just don't look directly at it. It'll melt your face off.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- SLOW-MO:- A-a-aweso-o-ome!

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- ARGH!- Told ya!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Behold, the Grand Marshal-making

0:03:43 > 0:03:46super-duper driving around machine!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47CROWD LAUGHS

0:03:47 > 0:03:49I made it myself. Kind of.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Yay! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54And just when I thought you couldn't get any lamer.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56RUMBLING

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- ARGH!- Uh-oh.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01ENGINE REVS

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Prepare to be amazed,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06for it is I, Allan Amazing

0:04:06 > 0:04:09and my amazing ATV!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Meet the Maxum Buster.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18Stand back, lest you be crushed in the DEATH MATCH!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Nya-ha-ha-ha!

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Stand back?! No, wait, I mean...

0:04:24 > 0:04:25DEATH MATCH?!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26Sidekicks,

0:04:26 > 0:04:28welcome to the 50th annual

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Parade For Splitsboro Death Match!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I thought this was a parade!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Brain, why didn't you TELL me that this was a death match?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I did.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39Death match rule number one -

0:04:39 > 0:04:42the last one standing is the new Grand Marshal.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- BEGIN! - AIR HORN BLARES

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Argh!

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Prepare to be crushed, little man.

0:04:52 > 0:04:53Wait! Why me first?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Mostly it's because I do not like the look of your face.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59An amazing burn, no?

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ah!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16It looks like Eric, Maxum Man's sidekick,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18will be our first casualty. Ha-ha-ha!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I know, right, big surprise(!)

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ha-ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I got your back, dude!

0:05:26 > 0:05:27Huh?

0:05:27 > 0:05:30NO-O-O-O!

0:05:32 > 0:05:34L-a-a-ame.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37CRASH!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I have not yet begun to fight!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43You may thank me for your demise,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45which will be AMAZING!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- CROWD:- Whoo!

0:05:48 > 0:05:50BOOM!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Troublemeyer has instigated a game-changer.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58And now we're down to the final two. Master Xox and the lovely Vana.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hey, what about me?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02Yes, yes, you're lovely, too.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- ARGH!- Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha!

0:06:05 > 0:06:08You'll never defeat me, sidekick!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I WILL be Grand Marshal!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12MWAH-HA-HA-HA!

0:06:16 > 0:06:17ARGH!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21YA-EE! WHOA!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Stop and fight!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Seriously, it's really hard with you running around like that.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29LASERS BLAST

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36You're mine now, sidekick!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38THEY ALL GASP

0:06:40 > 0:06:43KITTY AND TREVOR SCREAM

0:06:43 > 0:06:44THEY ALL GASP

0:06:44 > 0:06:46WHEELS SQUEAK

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yay!

0:06:51 > 0:06:52I, too, am in shock.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54ENGINE REVS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You're mine, Needles!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58This is it. It is the ultimate fight to the death.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Who will be crushed into the dirt?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Eric. And who will be our newest grandmaster?!

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Vana. BEGIN!

0:07:04 > 0:07:06CROWD CHEERS

0:07:07 > 0:07:10AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Scary.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- YEAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!- Destroy him, Vana! Make him beg for mercy!

0:07:15 > 0:07:18HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

0:07:18 > 0:07:21'Use the source, Eric. The source.'

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Huh? What?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Use the source of your power.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28My power?

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Your lack of personality.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Your boringness is your strongest quality.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Of course! My dullness!

0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's so simple, so perfect and... Hey!

0:07:38 > 0:07:41HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, become one with the boring.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Bo-o-oring.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Bo-o-oring.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Bo-o-oring.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Goodbye, Needles!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57ZAP!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58AAARGH!

0:07:58 > 0:07:59- ALL:- Huh?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Wow!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Bo-o-oring.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08He's sucking up all the laser energy

0:08:08 > 0:08:10with his complete lack of personality.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12That's my Eric!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Sounds about right.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16No! NO-O-O!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I won't lose to YOU!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Bo-o-oring.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30I won?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31I WON!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- CROWD CHEERS - Yay! Ha-ha-ha!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Wa-ha-ha-ha!

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Whoa.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42I did it!

0:08:42 > 0:08:45I'm the new Grand Marshal!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm so happy for you, Eric!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Just goes to show that if you dare to dream,

0:08:50 > 0:08:52you can be anything.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54You got it cos you're boring, dude.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yep. Dare to dream.