0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second-best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Are you awesome? Particularly amazing?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Filled with spectacular charismatic Maxum-ness?
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Then I have a job for you.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43I'm Maxum Man
0:00:43 > 0:00:45and you're not.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47But you COULD be the next Grand Marshal
0:00:47 > 0:00:50of the Hooray For Splitsboro Day Parade.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51I can't wait!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55All you have to do is build the best parade float and you're in.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I love Hooray For Splitsboro Day!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- ALL:- Yay!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03ERIC SIGHS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Maybe I'LL be Grand Marshal.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08AAAH-HA-HA-HA!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12I sense you disagree.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Didn't you hear Maxum Man?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17The Grand Marshal needs to be amazing, charismatic, awesome,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20as in things which you TOTALLY ARE NOT!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I so AM awesome and amazing!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Right, guys?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Awkward.- Yeah-huh.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Dude, you are so interesting and amazing
0:01:31 > 0:01:34and full of personality and...
0:01:34 > 0:01:36No. No, you're not.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Well, I love your boringness.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41It's what you makes you special and keeps other girls from liking you.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- What?- What?!- What? - What?- What?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Face it, Eric, you're not Grand Marshal material.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47But I am.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Behold...
0:01:50 > 0:01:52the Glamour Slammer!
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- ALL:- Oooh.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Grand Marshal, here I come!
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I remember the Grand Marshal of the Orphanage Parade.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01ERIC GROANS
0:02:01 > 0:02:02YEOW!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04'He really put the grand in Grand.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08'And the marsh in Marshal. He was a Marsh-rat'
0:02:08 > 0:02:10YEOW!
0:02:10 > 0:02:13How we loved him so.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14- OW!- Quiet, you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'll show THEM who's not boring.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I'm going to be the best Hooray For Splitsboro Day Grand Marshal EVER!
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Time to build my float of awesome-tude!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31That is a hairdryer.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You, too?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I guess there's no sense in asking you to help.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Ha-ha. I tell you what,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I will not help, but I will laugh at you mockingly while you work.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41OK? OK.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Ha-ha-ha!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- ARGH!- Hmmm!
0:03:00 > 0:03:02A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- CRASH - Ow!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09ENGINE REVS
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Yay, Eric! Ha-ha-ha! Woo-hoo!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17I give you the Trevormater!
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Two tonnes...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21mean...
0:03:21 > 0:03:23parade-ful madness...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26OW!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Ahem.- Whoa-ho.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Cool spinny mirror thingy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Just don't look directly at it. It'll melt your face off.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- SLOW-MO:- A-a-aweso-o-ome!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41- ARGH!- Told ya!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Behold, the Grand Marshal-making
0:03:43 > 0:03:46super-duper driving around machine!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47CROWD LAUGHS
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I made it myself. Kind of.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Yay! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54And just when I thought you couldn't get any lamer.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56RUMBLING
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- ARGH!- Uh-oh.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01ENGINE REVS
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Prepare to be amazed,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06for it is I, Allan Amazing
0:04:06 > 0:04:09and my amazing ATV!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Meet the Maxum Buster.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Stand back, lest you be crushed in the DEATH MATCH!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Nya-ha-ha-ha!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24Stand back?! No, wait, I mean...
0:04:24 > 0:04:25DEATH MATCH?!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Sidekicks,
0:04:26 > 0:04:28welcome to the 50th annual
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Parade For Splitsboro Death Match!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I thought this was a parade!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Brain, why didn't you TELL me that this was a death match?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37I did.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Death match rule number one -
0:04:39 > 0:04:42the last one standing is the new Grand Marshal.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- BEGIN! - AIR HORN BLARES
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Argh!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Prepare to be crushed, little man.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Wait! Why me first?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Mostly it's because I do not like the look of your face.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59An amazing burn, no?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ah!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16It looks like Eric, Maxum Man's sidekick,
0:05:16 > 0:05:18will be our first casualty. Ha-ha-ha!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I know, right, big surprise(!)
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Ha-ha-ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I got your back, dude!
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Huh?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30NO-O-O-O!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34L-a-a-ame.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37CRASH!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I have not yet begun to fight!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43You may thank me for your demise,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45which will be AMAZING!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47- CROWD:- Whoo!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50BOOM!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Troublemeyer has instigated a game-changer.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58And now we're down to the final two. Master Xox and the lovely Vana.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Hey, what about me?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Yes, yes, you're lovely, too.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- ARGH!- Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08You'll never defeat me, sidekick!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I WILL be Grand Marshal!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12MWAH-HA-HA-HA!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17ARGH!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21YA-EE! WHOA!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Stop and fight!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Seriously, it's really hard with you running around like that.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29LASERS BLAST
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36You're mine now, sidekick!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38THEY ALL GASP
0:06:40 > 0:06:43KITTY AND TREVOR SCREAM
0:06:43 > 0:06:44THEY ALL GASP
0:06:44 > 0:06:46WHEELS SQUEAK
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yay!
0:06:51 > 0:06:52I, too, am in shock.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54ENGINE REVS
0:06:54 > 0:06:56You're mine, Needles!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58This is it. It is the ultimate fight to the death.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Who will be crushed into the dirt?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Eric. And who will be our newest grandmaster?!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Vana. BEGIN!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06CROWD CHEERS
0:07:07 > 0:07:10AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Scary.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- YEAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!- Destroy him, Vana! Make him beg for mercy!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:07:18 > 0:07:21'Use the source, Eric. The source.'
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Huh? What?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Use the source of your power.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28My power?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Your lack of personality.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Your boringness is your strongest quality.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Of course! My dullness!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's so simple, so perfect and... Hey!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44OK, become one with the boring.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Bo-o-oring.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Bo-o-oring.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Bo-o-oring.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Goodbye, Needles!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57ZAP!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58AAARGH!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- ALL:- Huh?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Wow!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Bo-o-oring.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08He's sucking up all the laser energy
0:08:08 > 0:08:10with his complete lack of personality.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12That's my Eric!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Sounds about right.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No! NO-O-O!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I won't lose to YOU!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Bo-o-oring.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I won?
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I WON!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- CROWD CHEERS - Yay! Ha-ha-ha!
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oh.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Wa-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Whoa.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42I did it!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I'm the new Grand Marshal!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm so happy for you, Eric!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Just goes to show that if you dare to dream,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52you can be anything.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54You got it cos you're boring, dude.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Yep. Dare to dream.