0:00:01 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, Stomping, looking super-cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes
0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Sidekick! #
0:00:36 > 0:00:37EXPLOSION
0:00:37 > 0:00:40HE COUGHS
0:00:40 > 0:00:43What? You've never heard massive explosions
0:00:43 > 0:00:47coming from the bathroom before? Move along!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49(Eric, are you done yet?)
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Boom means done.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59After 37 hours of hard labour,
0:00:59 > 0:01:01with a short 36 hour and 55 minute break,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04my Valentine for Vana is finally done.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10TINKLING MUSIC PLAYS Get it? It's me and Vana.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hmmm, I see you and a lump of garbage,
0:01:14 > 0:01:17so two lumps of garbage.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Trevor, Valentine's Day is a day of love.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24This humble Valentine will win Vana's heart.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, Eric, that is so romantic!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Except the part about Vana. - Thanks, Kitty.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Just wait until you see me and this card in action.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40HE SIGHS
0:01:41 > 0:01:44This is going to hurt, I can't watch.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- HE GIGGLES - That's better.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Vana, I have a Valentine card for you.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Hey, what was that for?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE CACKLES
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Unlike your crazy ideas,
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Valentine's Day in Splitsboro is a day of war.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07A day when you must use your Valentine weapons to fight
0:02:07 > 0:02:10and win the love of that girl who doesn't even like you.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Let the Valentine carnage begin.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Eric, you don't have to be a super-fighting Valentiner,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24you can receive a Valentine instead...
0:02:26 > 0:02:28..from someone special, someone close to you,
0:02:28 > 0:02:32like, right in front of you, right now, smiling at you...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Eric, would you...?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36THEY LAUGH
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Right, someone's going to give Eric a Valentine(!) Eric!
0:02:44 > 0:02:45Unlikely.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47But, if they do,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51I hope they know I'm allergic to chocolate, carnations and cologne.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58So, if I win this contest, Vana has to be my Valentine?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59No refuse-ees?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Awesome!
0:03:03 > 0:03:08- IF you win - big if. - And if you have a Valentine.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11That's right. No card...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13no Vana.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15CHARGING WHINE
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Ow, ow, ow!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's you or the card, Eric! You or the card!
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Or both! I can't count.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34No-one is getting this card from me. No-one!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Uh, except Vana.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Yeeoooowwww!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43No!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, brother.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52DOOR CREAKS
0:03:52 > 0:03:54I won! I'm Vana's Valentine!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Uh, dude?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- VANA GIGGLES - I like it.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00PIG SQUEALS
0:04:03 > 0:04:06I'm going to get so pummelled.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yep, love hurts, dude, so does hate.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Now, here's the battle flow chart.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15You'll have to go through all these people before you can win.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Hey! Look, I can lick the back of my knees!
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Yuck!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mmmmmm.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Super cinnamon hearts - yum.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I guess your next battle is starting.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Now, if you'll excuse me...
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Fin! You're fighting for Vana, too?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Sorry, Eric, but her perfume is like fish food for my people.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Argh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Argh! HE BLOWS
0:04:46 > 0:04:49SIZZLING Ow!
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Nice skid marks, Eric!
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Now, protect that card, I'll take care of the candy.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'll take it from here, Trevor.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ho-ho-ho!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07This is all for you, Vana.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, goody.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14HE BELCHES
0:05:14 > 0:05:18- I won! Ha-ha-ha-ha! - That was the lamest fight ever.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Where's the action? The drama? The explosions?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24The robotic dolphin punching? The hair-pulling?!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Perhaps...- Huh?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28..I can be of service?
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- It's Allan Amazing! - THEY ALL SWOON
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Delivery for Eric, stand back, people.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ow!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40SHE SWOONS
0:05:40 > 0:05:41It can wait.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Take this!
0:05:47 > 0:05:51A teddy bear? I guess we're going to do this the old-fashioned way.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54TREVOR GRUNTS
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Not that old-fashioned.- Oh.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Hah! I have your Valentine. You lose!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Mr Cuddles, attack!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07MR CUDDLES GROWLS
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Aaarrrggghhhh!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Get him!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Whoa! Ooohhhh!
0:06:15 > 0:06:19And, to finish this off, I believe you had a request, dear Vana?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Mr Cuddles, pull his hair!
0:06:22 > 0:06:24SNARLING
0:06:24 > 0:06:26SHE GIGGLES
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Argh-ha-ha!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Mr Cuddles, use your secret weapon, now!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35Aaaaggghhh!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Huh?
0:06:40 > 0:06:46Oh, man, spear hugs are the best. Soak in the love, Eric.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Too...much...love.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52ERIC BREATHES HEAVILY There.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54How do YOU like it?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58HE WAILS
0:06:58 > 0:07:01No-one has ever hugged Mr Cuddles back before.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Mr Cuddles loves hugs.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Awwwwww. Here you go, little buddy.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh, you furry fool. Attack! attack!
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Mr Cuddles thinks you need hugs.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15HE SNARLS
0:07:15 > 0:07:18No, not the face, not the face!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Argh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yes, another win.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26A weird/creepy/totally lucky win, but I'll take it.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Hey, Vana, did you see?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha!- Mmmm!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hey, no way!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Kid Ruthless didn't win a battle.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Stand down, Kid.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE CACKLES
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oi, Needles, you going to give me a paper cut?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46BEEP
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Hah!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Ah! Ah!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hah! Ah! Hah!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Eric, take note for next year -
0:08:02 > 0:08:05this is how you make a Valentine.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07ENOUGH!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I get it.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- What?- What?- What?- What?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13HORSE NEIGHS
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Whatever.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ahem!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18In Splitsboro, Valentines are supposed to shoot lasers and explode
0:08:18 > 0:08:21or are made out of indestructible alien metal
0:08:21 > 0:08:23or cute-but-deadly woodland creatures.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26But my card means something.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's handmade, with love.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And glue.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31You're right, Eric.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Valentine's Day shouldn't be about fighting and destruction.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35That's every other day.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Here, this is for you.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Kitty?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Eric, would you be my Valen...? - Thanks.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47HE SQUAWKS
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'll take that.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Happy V Day, Kid.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55HE SQUAWKS
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Argh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Argh!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Argh!
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Gah!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I love you, brother.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10ERIC GROANS
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I love you.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I love all of you, mwah, mwah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25That means...I'm the last Valentiner! Ha-ha, I win!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Kitty, thank you so much for giving me that card
0:09:29 > 0:09:32and making Vana my Valentine.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yes, well, that's what I meant to do, for sure, no doubt about it,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37my heart is shattered, you're welcome.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Vana, will you be my Valentine?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Eeeewwwwww!
0:09:48 > 0:09:50BELL RINGS
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Oh, look, Valentine's Day is over. So sad. Maybe next year, Eric. Bye!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11HE GROANS
0:10:11 > 0:10:15That was the best seven seconds of my life!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I miss her so much.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Ow! What was that for? - It's almost Easter, Eric.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23And I want to help you be prepared this time.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25(And dish out a little payback.)
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on, Super Bunny!
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Let's show Eric what a Splitsboro Easter is all about!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33KITTY CACKLES
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Are there any super holidays where I don't get hurt?- No!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40HE GROANS