Love Fights

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0:00:01 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:10# Maxum Man is missing

0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, Stomping, looking super-cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized superzeros With full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes

0:00:25 > 0:00:26# Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:27# But only half as big

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Sidekick! #

0:00:36 > 0:00:37EXPLOSION

0:00:37 > 0:00:40HE COUGHS

0:00:40 > 0:00:43What? You've never heard massive explosions

0:00:43 > 0:00:47coming from the bathroom before? Move along!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49(Eric, are you done yet?)

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Boom means done.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59After 37 hours of hard labour,

0:00:59 > 0:01:01with a short 36 hour and 55 minute break,

0:01:01 > 0:01:04my Valentine for Vana is finally done.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10TINKLING MUSIC PLAYS Get it? It's me and Vana.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Hmmm, I see you and a lump of garbage,

0:01:14 > 0:01:17so two lumps of garbage.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Trevor, Valentine's Day is a day of love.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24This humble Valentine will win Vana's heart.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh, Eric, that is so romantic!

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Except the part about Vana. - Thanks, Kitty.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Just wait until you see me and this card in action.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40HE SIGHS

0:01:41 > 0:01:44This is going to hurt, I can't watch.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47- HE GIGGLES - That's better.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Vana, I have a Valentine card for you.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Hey, what was that for?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE CACKLES

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Unlike your crazy ideas,

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Valentine's Day in Splitsboro is a day of war.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07A day when you must use your Valentine weapons to fight

0:02:07 > 0:02:10and win the love of that girl who doesn't even like you.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Let the Valentine carnage begin.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Eric, you don't have to be a super-fighting Valentiner,

0:02:21 > 0:02:24you can receive a Valentine instead...

0:02:26 > 0:02:28..from someone special, someone close to you,

0:02:28 > 0:02:32like, right in front of you, right now, smiling at you...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Eric, would you...?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36THEY LAUGH

0:02:37 > 0:02:42Right, someone's going to give Eric a Valentine(!) Eric!

0:02:44 > 0:02:45Unlikely.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47But, if they do,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51I hope they know I'm allergic to chocolate, carnations and cologne.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh.

0:02:53 > 0:02:58So, if I win this contest, Vana has to be my Valentine?

0:02:58 > 0:02:59No refuse-ees?

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Awesome!

0:03:03 > 0:03:08- IF you win - big if. - And if you have a Valentine.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11That's right. No card...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13no Vana.

0:03:14 > 0:03:15CHARGING WHINE

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:19 > 0:03:20Ow, ow, ow!

0:03:23 > 0:03:26It's you or the card, Eric! You or the card!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Or both! I can't count.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34No-one is getting this card from me. No-one!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Uh, except Vana.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Yeeoooowwww!

0:03:42 > 0:03:43No!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Oh, brother.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52DOOR CREAKS

0:03:52 > 0:03:54I won! I'm Vana's Valentine!

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Uh, dude?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59- VANA GIGGLES - I like it.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00PIG SQUEALS

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I'm going to get so pummelled.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Yep, love hurts, dude, so does hate.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Now, here's the battle flow chart.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15You'll have to go through all these people before you can win.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19Hey! Look, I can lick the back of my knees!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Yuck!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mmmmmm.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Super cinnamon hearts - yum.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29I guess your next battle is starting.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Now, if you'll excuse me...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Fin! You're fighting for Vana, too?

0:04:35 > 0:04:39Sorry, Eric, but her perfume is like fish food for my people.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Argh!

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Argh! HE BLOWS

0:04:46 > 0:04:49SIZZLING Ow!

0:04:49 > 0:04:50Nice skid marks, Eric!

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Now, protect that card, I'll take care of the candy.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'll take it from here, Trevor.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Ho-ho-ho!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07This is all for you, Vana.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, goody.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14HE BELCHES

0:05:14 > 0:05:18- I won! Ha-ha-ha-ha! - That was the lamest fight ever.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21Where's the action? The drama? The explosions?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24The robotic dolphin punching? The hair-pulling?!

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- Perhaps...- Huh?

0:05:26 > 0:05:28..I can be of service?

0:05:28 > 0:05:32- It's Allan Amazing! - THEY ALL SWOON

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Delivery for Eric, stand back, people.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36Ow!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40SHE SWOONS

0:05:40 > 0:05:41It can wait.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Take this!

0:05:47 > 0:05:51A teddy bear? I guess we're going to do this the old-fashioned way.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54TREVOR GRUNTS

0:05:54 > 0:05:57- Not that old-fashioned.- Oh.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03Hah! I have your Valentine. You lose!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Mr Cuddles, attack!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07MR CUDDLES GROWLS

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Aaarrrggghhhh!

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Get him!

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Whoa! Ooohhhh!

0:06:15 > 0:06:19And, to finish this off, I believe you had a request, dear Vana?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Mr Cuddles, pull his hair!

0:06:22 > 0:06:24SNARLING

0:06:24 > 0:06:26SHE GIGGLES

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Argh-ha-ha!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Mr Cuddles, use your secret weapon, now!

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Aaaaggghhh!

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Huh?

0:06:40 > 0:06:46Oh, man, spear hugs are the best. Soak in the love, Eric.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Too...much...love.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52ERIC BREATHES HEAVILY There.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54How do YOU like it?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58HE WAILS

0:06:58 > 0:07:01No-one has ever hugged Mr Cuddles back before.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Mr Cuddles loves hugs.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Awwwwww. Here you go, little buddy.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh, you furry fool. Attack! attack!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Mr Cuddles thinks you need hugs.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15HE SNARLS

0:07:15 > 0:07:18No, not the face, not the face!

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Argh!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yes, another win.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26A weird/creepy/totally lucky win, but I'll take it.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Hey, Vana, did you see?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha!- Mmmm!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hey, no way!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Kid Ruthless didn't win a battle.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Stand down, Kid.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39HE CACKLES

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oi, Needles, you going to give me a paper cut?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46BEEP

0:07:46 > 0:07:47Ah!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Hah!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Ah! Ah!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hah! Ah! Hah!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Eric, take note for next year -

0:08:02 > 0:08:05this is how you make a Valentine.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07ENOUGH!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09I get it.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- What?- What?- What?- What?

0:08:11 > 0:08:13HORSE NEIGHS

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Whatever.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Ahem!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18In Splitsboro, Valentines are supposed to shoot lasers and explode

0:08:18 > 0:08:21or are made out of indestructible alien metal

0:08:21 > 0:08:23or cute-but-deadly woodland creatures.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26But my card means something.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28It's handmade, with love.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30And glue.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31You're right, Eric.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Valentine's Day shouldn't be about fighting and destruction.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35That's every other day.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Here, this is for you.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Kitty?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46- Eric, would you be my Valen...? - Thanks.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47HE SQUAWKS

0:08:49 > 0:08:50I'll take that.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Happy V Day, Kid.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55HE SQUAWKS

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Argh!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Argh!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Argh!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Gah!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I love you, brother.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10ERIC GROANS

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I love you.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16I love all of you, mwah, mwah.

0:09:20 > 0:09:25That means...I'm the last Valentiner! Ha-ha, I win!

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Kitty, thank you so much for giving me that card

0:09:29 > 0:09:32and making Vana my Valentine.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yes, well, that's what I meant to do, for sure, no doubt about it,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37my heart is shattered, you're welcome.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Vana, will you be my Valentine?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Eeeewwwwww!

0:09:48 > 0:09:50BELL RINGS

0:09:55 > 0:10:00Oh, look, Valentine's Day is over. So sad. Maybe next year, Eric. Bye!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11HE GROANS

0:10:11 > 0:10:15That was the best seven seconds of my life!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17I miss her so much.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20- Ow! What was that for? - It's almost Easter, Eric.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23And I want to help you be prepared this time.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25(And dish out a little payback.)

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Come on, Super Bunny!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Let's show Eric what a Splitsboro Easter is all about!

0:10:30 > 0:10:33KITTY CACKLES

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Are there any super holidays where I don't get hurt?- No!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40HE GROANS