Anty Maim

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It's my most insane

0:00:39 > 0:00:43weirdo super-villain invention yet!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Hn-hn-hn-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48ERIC SIGHS

0:00:48 > 0:00:50TREVOR SIGHS

0:00:50 > 0:00:54THEY BOTH SIGH LOUDLY

0:00:54 > 0:00:55WHISTLING

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Da-da-da. I thought you fellas could use a little perking up. Huh?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Oh, right!- Yes!

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Ta-da!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- THEY BOTH GASP BOTH:- What is it?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Why, it's an ant farm, of course.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11OK, you guys enjoy. I'll just be in my secret lair.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I mean, secret hideout.

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I mean, secret...uh...kitchen.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Hn-hn-hn-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Be careful with that thing, boys.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25You might just be bored. To DEATH!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27PIG GRUNTS

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Ee-hee-hee-ya-ha-ha-ha...!

0:01:29 > 0:01:32HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Any idea what an ant farm does?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- Nope!- Me either!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- GA-A-A-HA-HA!- HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41TICKING

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- DING! - TIME'S UP!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Wicked!

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Trevor, are you sure you can eat this thing?

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Eric, have you even read my book?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54When In Doubt, Eat It,

0:01:54 > 0:01:58a novel by Trevor P Troublemeyer, Esquire, MD.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59LOUD MUNCHING

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06ERIC GROANS

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- PRE-GAME CHANT - Hike!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I got it! I got it! I...!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14- BANG! - Oof! OW!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17Hey, Eric, it feels like something's in my eye.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20OK, so we've established it's lame.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I think. But what's it do?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- You're looking at it, cowboy. - Yeah, Eric.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27The ants burrow around and you watch them.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- BOTH:- What?! - Later, goobers. Come on, Kitty.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33You know, Eric, ants ARE nature's hardest workers.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Maybe you guys could learn something from them.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Want to find something at the mansion to blow it up?- Oh, yeah.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45There must be something here that'll blow up that boring ant farm.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49You know what? I bet if those ants were, say,

0:02:49 > 0:02:51GIGANTIC

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- they would be WAY more exciting! - What?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Meh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57MEH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Trevor! No!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00No-o-o!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Come on! The enlargenator ray

0:03:05 > 0:03:08was invented for this EXACT reason!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Actually, it was made so Maxum Man

0:03:10 > 0:03:12can win a beard-growing contest.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18MAXUM MAN WHISTLES

0:03:19 > 0:03:21ZAP!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24- HE BURPS - Argh!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm just saying, maybe this time,

0:03:27 > 0:03:28we should stop, take a breath,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30and at least try to enjoy this ant farm

0:03:30 > 0:03:32for what it's actually meant for.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35THEY BOTH SIGH

0:03:35 > 0:03:37TICKING

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Hurry up and blast those boring ants!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I'm trying! I'm trying!

0:03:42 > 0:03:45You're not trying hard enough!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46Eat laser! ZAP!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48Whoa!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49A-A-AH!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52I think we made the right decision.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55ELECTRIC WHIRRING

0:03:55 > 0:03:57A-a-a-ah!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59A-A-A-A-AH!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I still think we made the right decision.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06You geniuses happen to know anything about these giant ants? Huh?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Us? No. Why would you think that?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11What's an ant?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13- WHOA! - CRASH!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18OK, it was me! It was mee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- TREVOR GASPS - Eric!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I am SO disappointed!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Hold on, now, ants taking over the city,

0:04:26 > 0:04:27maybe it's not so bad.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31ANT SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:04:33 > 0:04:35ANTS SLURP LOUDLY

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Triple cheese and bacon

0:04:36 > 0:04:39swell burger combo, my good man.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Ant.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- ALL LAUGH - What's so funny?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46ANT SPEAKS GIBBERISH BUZZER SOUNDS

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Well, what DO you have, then?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52ERIC SLURPS LOUDLY

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ah. You guys not hungry?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You haven't touched your sugar waters.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Eric, I like to eat. A lot.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04SO, if you don't think of a way to get some REAL food,

0:05:04 > 0:05:07like now, I'm just going to

0:05:07 > 0:05:09FREAK OUT!

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I respect that.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15- ERIC AND TREVOR:- Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19Eric, I know lunch is "really important",

0:05:19 > 0:05:22but should we maybe be trying to save the city?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25On such a perfect day for outdoor dining,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27really, Kitty?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29And you guys don't think having a picnic

0:05:29 > 0:05:32in the middle of a giant ant infestation is a little bit NUTS?

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Come on, you guys, stop worrying and let's dig in.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38ARGH!

0:05:40 > 0:05:41A-HA! NO!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45ERIC AND TREVOR GROAN

0:05:48 > 0:05:50What is that monstrosity?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Only the greatest anti ant...i...

0:05:53 > 0:05:57anti anti-i, ant ant i anti,

0:05:57 > 0:06:00anti, anti, ant-ant anti,

0:06:00 > 0:06:02an-ti ant...

0:06:02 > 0:06:05anti-ant technology known to man.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09We call it the Ultra-solar Refracto Heatray.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It looks like a big magnifying glass.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14It's a BIG magnifying glass.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19PREPARE FOR THE ANT-POCALYPSE!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Meh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Did it work?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I don't know. I can't see.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Um... It kind of worked.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- Ah. - ANTS SPEAK GIBBERISH

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I give you Uncle Trevorino's ant trap trattoria,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51the anti-poison ticket back to the other ants and...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Eh, what's the matter for you?

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Come try the best ant food

0:06:57 > 0:07:01in all of Splitsboro.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05ERIC SPEAKS IN ITALIAN

0:07:06 > 0:07:10Du-u-ude, if you don't know how to fake-speak Italian,

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- just don't.- But I was...!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Gah! Nrgh!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Uh, I don't think it's working.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Wait for it. Ha-ha-ha.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22GRUMBLING

0:07:25 > 0:07:29That's a-not-a-gonna be good for the business!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- It burns!- It stinks!

0:07:33 > 0:07:35- It burns!- It stinks!

0:07:35 > 0:07:37- BOTH:- Gah!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Whoa! Is that the queen?

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Pff! Nice crown. Tacky.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Of course! The queen is the key.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57The colony won't go anywhere without her.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59OK, Kitty, you and Vana grab the queen.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Trevor, you lure the ants to the mansion.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04I'LL take care of the rest.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Is this going to be one of those plans where we do ALL the work

0:08:06 > 0:08:08and you go have a nap?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Finally, you're getting it. I'm lazy.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Trevor, are you OK with your job?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Trevor?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Oh, I think I can handle it.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25VANA AND KITTY GROAN

0:08:25 > 0:08:28We got her! We got the ant queen!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Now it's all up to Trevor!

0:08:30 > 0:08:31- BOTH:- Oh.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34- GROWLING BOTH:- ARGH!

0:08:36 > 0:08:38THEY GASP

0:08:38 > 0:08:39AH!

0:08:40 > 0:08:41- BOTH:- O-o-o-oh.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43LOUD KISS

0:08:43 > 0:08:45ANT QUEEN SPEAKS GIBBERISH

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Why is she running away from her colony?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53I think I learned something about this at the ant symposium last year.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Have you guys NEVER read my symposium blog?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- BOTH:- Um... - Do you people even KNOW ME?!

0:09:01 > 0:09:03A-A-A-AH-HA-HA-HA!

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I was wrong! I can't handle this!

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I can't handle this at all!

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Follow me!

0:09:13 > 0:09:15A-A-AH-HA-HA!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20- SHE GASPS - Eric,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22you enlargenated the ant farm.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Trevor, lead the ants in and we'll seal it shut.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Wait! What?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29A-A-ARGH!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Yeah!- Woohoo!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Ha-ha! It worked!

0:09:38 > 0:09:41You were A-MAZING!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Wasn't he amazing, Vana?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45One thing still bothers me, though.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Why was that queen so happy to leave her colony?

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Guys, I don't like how these ants are looking at me.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Wait! I remember now!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Some species of ants eat their queen

0:09:56 > 0:09:58as soon as they're put in a new environment!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00No wonder she was so happy to escape.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Ha-ha. Ants are silly.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- BOTH:- They sure are.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07THEY ALL LAUGH