0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:34CHIRP, CHIRP!
0:00:34 > 0:00:35SQUAWK!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39HE SNIFFS
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Trevor, you smell...different.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45No, pretty much the same.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hey! No cutting in line!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50CRICKETS CHIRP
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's pudding day!
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And I'm the first in line, so I get the best hidden treat.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Last time, I found toenail clippings.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Toenail clippings!
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Huh?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10That's not Mrs Ladleslopp?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12RUSSIAN ACCENT: Lunch is served.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Yes!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Tee-hee-hee!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Someone other than me getting lavished with attention?!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Not in my school!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Or planet!
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Wow! She didn't even sneeze in the food once.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I never sneeze in your food either!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yes. You do.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Only when I don't have a tissue. Or Kitty's man-tie.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I don't see any toenail clippings in here.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44- FOOD:- Grrr!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ahh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Best pudding ever!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Hey, Pamplemoose is doing something funny with his lips.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59You mean smiling?
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Let's find out what's going on!
0:02:04 > 0:02:09I was just wondering if you'd like to go get a plutonium corndog?
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Or something?- Niet!- Ow!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I don't like her.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16But you have to admire her dumping style.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE MOANS SOFTLY
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Hey, Golly Gee Kid.- Huh?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29How come the new lunch lady is staring at you
0:02:29 > 0:02:31the same way I stare at Vana?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Only with less drool?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Wh... I don't know a new lunch lady, what's a lunch lady?
0:02:39 > 0:02:41YOU'RE a lunch lady!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Whoa! Whoa-ha-he!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45KIDS SCREAM
0:02:45 > 0:02:46OK.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51More pudding, kidniks? You want?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Ahhh!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00So, you seem to know that nice young janitor man.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Golly Gee Kid? Sure!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03He's my friend.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ah, is good! He's friendly.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Maybe you help him be
0:03:07 > 0:03:08friend with Katya?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You have dance,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Sidekicks by the Sea?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I, uh...how you say...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17chaperone with him?
0:03:17 > 0:03:18You ask for me?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're asking him for romantic advice?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Him?! A-ha-ha-ha!
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Hey!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30I'm so positive this isn't going to happen that if you get
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Katya and Golly Gee Kid together, I'll have a dance with you.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE GASPS
0:03:36 > 0:03:38ALL GASP
0:03:38 > 0:03:40You heard me!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Vana?! Dance?! Me?!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44He'll do it!
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Much thanks.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Not to pretty girl, but to nice weird boy, who help.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Hey, Golly Gee Kid.- Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Already on the love trail, I see.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59That new lunch lady...
0:03:59 > 0:04:01No! Never heard of lunch!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Uh, OK. But she wants to...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ahh!
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- HE MUMBLES - Hey, quit hogging!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16He must be scared to talk her.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18We'll have to do this some other way.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19But how...? Hmm...
0:04:22 > 0:04:27Got it! What would Maxum Man do?
0:04:27 > 0:04:32Welcome to sidekick lesson 132 - First Impressions!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Whether you're fighting a villain or ignoring a fan,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37you only get one chance to make a first impression,
0:04:37 > 0:04:40so dazzle them with your super smile!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44But if you don't have one -
0:04:44 > 0:04:46or ANY positive attributes -
0:04:46 > 0:04:47make a grand gesture!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Write their name in the sky,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52or have someone good with word...like...things...
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Tell you what to say!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Or something simple like flowers might do the trick.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Time to make YOUR first impression, kid!
0:05:01 > 0:05:03On this disgusting Octomorg!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05HE ROARS
0:05:11 > 0:05:12It's working!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Ow!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- No, it's not!- Graaahhh!
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Now, that's a match made in heaven!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Ain't love grand?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23But, I can't talk to his face!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26I have had love for him for so many years ago.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31We'll help you talk to him - we're great with word...like...things...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34And we watched a video, so what could go wrong?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh! Is this a bad time for organ practice?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Take these flowers and wear this earpiece. We'll tell you what to say.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50There he is - go ask him now!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Don't forget to smile,
0:05:57 > 0:05:59wink and say exactly what I say.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ah-hr-hem!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hi, Golly Gee Kid!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah-hr-hem!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hi, Golly Gee Kid!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Um, what now?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, tell him what...
0:06:17 > 0:06:18..a good mopper of vomit he is!
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Egg puking!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Vomit mopping!
0:06:20 > 0:06:21Egg puking!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Vomit mopping!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Ahh!
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Wha-wha-wha-wha!
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Hey! Get me out! Get me out!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Ahh!- Ahh!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36SHE SIGHS
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Nom-nom-nom. Mmm!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45THE COOKIE CREATURE GIGGLES
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I could have been dancing with Vana,
0:06:47 > 0:06:51and all we had to do was get Katya and Golly Gee Kid together.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Dude, we couldn't even really get them near each other.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56I saw that!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, I'm not giving up yet.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Trevor, do you think you can make a big...
0:07:01 > 0:07:03CRASH
0:07:03 > 0:07:05..mess?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Way ahead of you, dude.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10THE COOKIES CHEER
0:07:10 > 0:07:11Aw...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Huh?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Gah!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh!
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I did it! I got you two together!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27See, you don't have to be
0:07:27 > 0:07:29afraid of her because she's pretty.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31What have you done?!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm not afraid of her because she's pretty,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm afraid of her because she's really
0:07:36 > 0:07:37a shapeshifting Octomorg!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45So THAT'S why you didn't want to go out with her!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Makes sense. My bad.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Grrrooarrr!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Grrrooarrr!- Ahh!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh! Ow! Argh!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Didn't see that coming.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I guess we should rescue him.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Still, pretty good dance, right?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Delish!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Fo' sho'!- Oh, yeah!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10SHE PURRS
0:08:14 > 0:08:16HE WHIMPERS
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Don't worry, Golly Gee! We'll save you!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Grrroooaarrr!
0:08:25 > 0:08:26Argh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Ow!
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Couldn't you save me in a less painful way?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Let him go, you previously really attractive monster!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Gah-ha!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oof!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK, I've had enough!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Take this!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Wrong button, wrong button!
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oooowwww...
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Look!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Grroooaarrr!
0:08:55 > 0:08:58I mean, right button, right button!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Save me!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Oh, my.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ahh!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Ahh!!!
0:09:16 > 0:09:17CRASH
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ah!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Huh?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29She wasn't trying to eat me,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31she was trying to save me!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33You're right!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36"The Octomorg is a shapeshifter that only turns into its hideous form
0:09:36 > 0:09:41"when it's in love!" Aw!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44If only it was that easy to know when someone loved you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah. Good luck with that.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51If only.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03CRASH HE SCREAMS
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Oh, Vana?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Katya may have turned out to be a hideous monster,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09and I nearly destroyed the school and endangered many, many lives -
0:10:09 > 0:10:13but I DID get them together, so...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15About that dance?
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Fine! You're right, you earned a dance.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yes!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22But I never said which dance.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Look me up at our 40-year reunion.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Wait, make it 60.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Harsh, dude.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Can you believe it?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I'm going to dance with Vana! Ha-ha!