The Heartbreak Golly Gee Kid

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:33 > 0:00:34CHIRP, CHIRP!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35SQUAWK!

0:00:37 > 0:00:39HE SNIFFS

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Trevor, you smell...different.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45No, pretty much the same.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Hey! No cutting in line!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50CRICKETS CHIRP

0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's pudding day!

0:00:52 > 0:00:55And I'm the first in line, so I get the best hidden treat.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Last time, I found toenail clippings.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Toenail clippings!

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Huh?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10That's not Mrs Ladleslopp?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12RUSSIAN ACCENT: Lunch is served.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Yes!

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Tee-hee-hee!

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Someone other than me getting lavished with attention?!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Not in my school!

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Or planet!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Wow! She didn't even sneeze in the food once.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33I never sneeze in your food either!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34Yes. You do.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37Only when I don't have a tissue. Or Kitty's man-tie.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I don't see any toenail clippings in here.

0:01:43 > 0:01:44- FOOD:- Grrr!

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Ahh!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Best pudding ever!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55Hey, Pamplemoose is doing something funny with his lips.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You mean smiling?

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Let's find out what's going on!

0:02:04 > 0:02:09I was just wondering if you'd like to go get a plutonium corndog?

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Or something?- Niet!- Ow!

0:02:13 > 0:02:14I don't like her.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16But you have to admire her dumping style.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18HE MOANS SOFTLY

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Hey, Golly Gee Kid.- Huh?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29How come the new lunch lady is staring at you

0:02:29 > 0:02:31the same way I stare at Vana?

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Only with less drool?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Wh... I don't know a new lunch lady, what's a lunch lady?

0:02:39 > 0:02:41YOU'RE a lunch lady!

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Whoa! Whoa-ha-he!

0:02:43 > 0:02:45KIDS SCREAM

0:02:45 > 0:02:46OK.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51More pudding, kidniks? You want?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Ahhh!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00So, you seem to know that nice young janitor man.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Golly Gee Kid? Sure!

0:03:02 > 0:03:03He's my friend.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ah, is good! He's friendly.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Maybe you help him be

0:03:07 > 0:03:08friend with Katya?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11You have dance,

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Sidekicks by the Sea?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14I, uh...how you say...

0:03:14 > 0:03:17chaperone with him?

0:03:17 > 0:03:18You ask for me?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21You're asking him for romantic advice?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Him?! A-ha-ha-ha!

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Hey!

0:03:26 > 0:03:30I'm so positive this isn't going to happen that if you get

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Katya and Golly Gee Kid together, I'll have a dance with you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36SHE GASPS

0:03:36 > 0:03:38ALL GASP

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You heard me!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Vana?! Dance?! Me?!

0:03:43 > 0:03:44He'll do it!

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Much thanks.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Not to pretty girl, but to nice weird boy, who help.

0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Hey, Golly Gee Kid.- Oh!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Already on the love trail, I see.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59That new lunch lady...

0:03:59 > 0:04:01No! Never heard of lunch!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Uh, OK. But she wants to...

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ahh!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08- HE MUMBLES - Hey, quit hogging!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16He must be scared to talk her.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18We'll have to do this some other way.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19But how...? Hmm...

0:04:22 > 0:04:27Got it! What would Maxum Man do?

0:04:27 > 0:04:32Welcome to sidekick lesson 132 - First Impressions!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Whether you're fighting a villain or ignoring a fan,

0:04:34 > 0:04:37you only get one chance to make a first impression,

0:04:37 > 0:04:40so dazzle them with your super smile!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44But if you don't have one -

0:04:44 > 0:04:46or ANY positive attributes -

0:04:46 > 0:04:47make a grand gesture!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Write their name in the sky,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52or have someone good with word...like...things...

0:04:52 > 0:04:55Tell you what to say!

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Or something simple like flowers might do the trick.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Time to make YOUR first impression, kid!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03On this disgusting Octomorg!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05HE ROARS

0:05:11 > 0:05:12It's working!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Ow!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16- No, it's not!- Graaahhh!

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Now, that's a match made in heaven!

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Ain't love grand?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23But, I can't talk to his face!

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I have had love for him for so many years ago.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31We'll help you talk to him - we're great with word...like...things...

0:05:31 > 0:05:34And we watched a video, so what could go wrong?

0:05:34 > 0:05:38DRAMATIC ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Oh! Is this a bad time for organ practice?

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Take these flowers and wear this earpiece. We'll tell you what to say.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50There he is - go ask him now!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Don't forget to smile,

0:05:57 > 0:05:59wink and say exactly what I say.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Ah-hr-hem!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Hi, Golly Gee Kid!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ah-hr-hem!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Hi, Golly Gee Kid!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Um, what now?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Talk about how many eggs you can eat without puking!

0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, tell him what...

0:06:17 > 0:06:18..a good mopper of vomit he is!

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Egg puking!

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Vomit mopping!

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Egg puking!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Vomit mopping!

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Ahh!

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Wha-wha-wha-wha!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Hey! Get me out! Get me out!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Ahh!- Ahh!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36SHE SIGHS

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Nom-nom-nom. Mmm!

0:06:44 > 0:06:45THE COOKIE CREATURE GIGGLES

0:06:45 > 0:06:47I could have been dancing with Vana,

0:06:47 > 0:06:51and all we had to do was get Katya and Golly Gee Kid together.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Dude, we couldn't even really get them near each other.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I saw that!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Well, I'm not giving up yet.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01Trevor, do you think you can make a big...

0:07:01 > 0:07:03CRASH

0:07:03 > 0:07:05..mess?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Way ahead of you, dude.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10THE COOKIES CHEER

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Aw...

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Huh?!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Gah!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Oh!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26I did it! I got you two together!

0:07:26 > 0:07:27See, you don't have to be

0:07:27 > 0:07:29afraid of her because she's pretty.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31What have you done?!

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I'm not afraid of her because she's pretty,

0:07:34 > 0:07:36I'm afraid of her because she's really

0:07:36 > 0:07:37a shapeshifting Octomorg!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45So THAT'S why you didn't want to go out with her!

0:07:45 > 0:07:46Makes sense. My bad.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Grrrooarrr!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54- Grrrooarrr!- Ahh!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Oh! Ow! Argh!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Didn't see that coming.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04I guess we should rescue him.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Still, pretty good dance, right?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07Delish!

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Fo' sho'!- Oh, yeah!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10SHE PURRS

0:08:14 > 0:08:16HE WHIMPERS

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Don't worry, Golly Gee! We'll save you!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Grrroooaarrr!

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Argh!

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Ow!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31Couldn't you save me in a less painful way?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Let him go, you previously really attractive monster!

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Gah-ha!

0:08:38 > 0:08:39Oof!

0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK, I've had enough!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Take this!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Wrong button, wrong button!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oooowwww...

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Look!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Grroooaarrr!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I mean, right button, right button!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Save me!

0:09:04 > 0:09:05Oh, my.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Ahh!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Ahh!!!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17CRASH

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ah!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Huh?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29She wasn't trying to eat me,

0:09:29 > 0:09:31she was trying to save me!

0:09:32 > 0:09:33You're right!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36"The Octomorg is a shapeshifter that only turns into its hideous form

0:09:36 > 0:09:41"when it's in love!" Aw!

0:09:41 > 0:09:44If only it was that easy to know when someone loved you.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah. Good luck with that.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51If only.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03CRASH HE SCREAMS

0:10:03 > 0:10:04Oh, Vana?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Katya may have turned out to be a hideous monster,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09and I nearly destroyed the school and endangered many, many lives -

0:10:09 > 0:10:13but I DID get them together, so...

0:10:13 > 0:10:15About that dance?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Fine! You're right, you earned a dance.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Yes!

0:10:19 > 0:10:22But I never said which dance.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Look me up at our 40-year reunion.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Wait, make it 60.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Harsh, dude.

0:10:29 > 0:10:30Can you believe it?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I'm going to dance with Vana! Ha-ha!