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0:00:01 > 0:00:03# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School

0:00:03 > 0:00:08# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me

0:00:16 > 0:00:19# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!

0:00:19 > 0:00:22# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Just like superheroes Just like super zeros

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Eri-i-ic!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38GRRRR!

0:00:40 > 0:00:43What did I tell you about doing your dirty laundry with explosives

0:00:43 > 0:00:45and destroying things?!

0:00:45 > 0:00:48LOUD DRILLING

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hey, Trevor, did you hear something?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53He said something about destroying!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55What a great idea!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57- BOTH:- Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59That's it! You asked for it!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Argh!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hey! What do you think you're doing?!

0:01:04 > 0:01:06I am stopping you from doing what you're doing

0:01:06 > 0:01:08that you should not be doing is what I am doing.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11You can't stop me from making a mess, Brain.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12No matter how much nagging you do.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Oh, really?- Yeah, really.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Oh, really?!- Yeah, really.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22OH, REALLY?!

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- You think you can stop me from making messes?- Eh?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I dare you to try.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Burn! A dare.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Nice move, buddy.- Ha!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34WHOOSHING

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Wait. What's that noise?

0:01:36 > 0:01:37No!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- A-a-a-argh!- Ga-a-a-ah!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ah-ha-ha-ha!

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Dare accepted.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48You cannot win, Eric.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52In this mansion, you will be obeying my rules for order and cleanliness.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Fine. Then I'll just have fun making a mess at Trevor's,

0:01:55 > 0:01:58or outside, or at school.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01You can't nag me everywhere. Ha!

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Are you sure about that?

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Oh, I'm sure, all right.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07RINGTONE PLAYS

0:02:07 > 0:02:08Hang on, I've got a call.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hello? Eric, master of all things messy, speaking.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Hello and welcome to Maxum App.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16How can I Maxumise your life?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19What?! You made a copy of yourself

0:02:19 > 0:02:21as a smartphone app?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23- There is no fooling you, Eric.- Hm.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Maxum App, delete yourself.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ha!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hello and welcome Maxum App.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Hey.- Hn-hn-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Get rid of me that easily?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36I do not think so.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Hn-hn-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:37 > 0:02:39GRRRR!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I got to ditch this Maxum Communicator and get a normal phone.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46One that doesn't have Brain light on it.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:02:47 > 0:02:50But normal phones don't have built-in grappling hooks,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52toenail clippers or popcorn poppers.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Yeah. I guess I can live with it.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Me, too. Upload it to my phone.

0:02:59 > 0:03:03What? Why would YOU want a copy of that pompous windbag?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I find his exotic voice soothing.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- No.- Please.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- No.- Ple-e-ease.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13- No.- Please, please, please, please,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

0:03:18 > 0:03:201,000 pleases in 30 seconds.

0:03:20 > 0:03:22OK. You earned it.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26But don't share it with anybody.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Can't talk. Sharing.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- FROM ALL PHONES:- Hello and welcome to Maxum App.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37How can I Maxumise your life?

0:03:37 > 0:03:39THEY ALL CHEER

0:03:39 > 0:03:40Awesome!

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Even in app form, Maxum Brain is maxum annoying.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Once people realise that,

0:03:45 > 0:03:47they'll delete him faster than spam.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57That's weird. Vana didn't pummel us.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Why are you two so happy?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03It's Maxum App. He's amazing!

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Yippee(!)

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- MAXUM APP:- I helped Vana get to school 17 seconds faster

0:04:07 > 0:04:10and assisted Kitty with her hair sample collection.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Analysis. Severely unwashed hair with level-five dandruff.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Lame and ew.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18He says if I listen to you 9% less,

0:04:18 > 0:04:19I'll be 30% happier.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Vana's never been nicer.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Or even nice!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24But I...

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29SHE HUMS

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oof!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Hn-hn-hn-hn-hn-hn.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Don't tell me you're using him, too.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Only to locate the least-smelly boxers in my hamper.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Attention! Attention!

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Maxum App is now THE most downloaded app in history!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46That's it!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48- ARGH!- Grr!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Deh-deh-deh-deh-deh!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ha! I showed HIM.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Mm. Tastes organised. - TREVOR BURPS

0:05:02 > 0:05:03Brain,

0:05:03 > 0:05:06this whole Maxum App has gotten WAY out of hand.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08You've got to delete them!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Oh. I have a billion Maxum Apps on call waiting. Hold, please.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19I am Maxum Brain. How may I...

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Oh, yes, it's you.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Well, are you going to delete yourself or what?

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Hm. Let me think about... No.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32YA-A-A-RGH!

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Wah-ha-ha! Wah-ha!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37- Are you done?- Yes.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Face it, Eric, you have lost the age of Maxum Brain,

0:05:40 > 0:05:43the age of order has begun!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Grr, Brain.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52In breaking news,

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Maxum Apps have been uploaded to all media and humanities

0:05:55 > 0:05:58impressing a punctual and hygienic world. You're welcome.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01It ain't easy making the world safe,

0:06:01 > 0:06:05but somebody must clean and disinfect the scum off the streets.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06Punk.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Now, your messy belongings boxes

0:06:09 > 0:06:11have a messy belongings box of their own.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's a Maxum good thing.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16First he takes over the mansion,

0:06:16 > 0:06:20then my friends, and now my most precious of all things -

0:06:20 > 0:06:21TV?!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24No way! Not now, not ever!

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- Oh, yeah!- This is a fight between me and him.- Go, Eric!

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- This is a fight between order and chaos.- Give me an E!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34This is a fight between messy and clean!

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Go-o-o-o team!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- This is a fight between good and evil!- Yay!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I wonder where Brain is.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Yeah, I don't care. You ready?- Let's do it.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03It can't be that simple.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07It is YOU being the simple one.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10ELECTRIC WHIRRING

0:07:12 > 0:07:13- BOTH:- A-A-A-ARGH!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17You can't stop Maxum App!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21What?!

0:07:22 > 0:07:23ARGH!

0:07:23 > 0:07:25How is this possible?

0:07:25 > 0:07:26You have been here for only 30 seconds

0:07:26 > 0:07:29and the mansion is a disaster!

0:07:29 > 0:07:33We kind of like to think of messiness as our superpowers.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34You're right.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Maxum Brain, I can't fight you on YOUR terms,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39but I can fight you on mine.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Get ready for your central hygiene processor

0:07:41 > 0:07:43to be mega slobbed!

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Trevor, let's...

0:07:45 > 0:07:46get...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48filthy!

0:07:49 > 0:07:50SCREECHING

0:07:53 > 0:07:56You can't clean up after us forever, Brain.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Argh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Face it, the world needs dirt.

0:08:03 > 0:08:04BEEPING

0:08:04 > 0:08:07I always wanted to do that again.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Enough!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I may not be able to stop you,

0:08:13 > 0:08:16but I can expose you for what you are.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I am live-streaming this to my one billion users through my network.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23Live? Hm.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25People of Splitsboro,

0:08:25 > 0:08:28the Maxum Brain App may seem like a good idea,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30but is it really?

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Well, obviously, we have a problem in Splitsboro.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37He's coming in your houses, cleaning all your messes up,

0:08:37 > 0:08:39so you've got to hide your laundry, hide your dirt,

0:08:39 > 0:08:41because he's going to clean you.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Is that what you want? For real?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, I don't.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Uh-oh.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Whoa! Ya-a-ah!

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Ya-a-a ha-a-a!

0:08:54 > 0:08:55A-ah!

0:09:02 > 0:09:04A-a-argh!

0:09:05 > 0:09:06Ha! I told you.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09You have made a fool of yourself in front of the entire...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- HE GASPS - Wait! My Maxum App!

0:09:12 > 0:09:13What is happening?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!- Huh-huh!

0:09:17 > 0:09:18SPLITSBORO LOCALS ALL LAUGH

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Oh, yeah, that's funny.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh-ho-ho. The messy-Eric-dog-butt video

0:09:26 > 0:09:29is now the most downloaded in internet history.

0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'm yesterday's news.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36HE SOBS

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Told you, Brain. These internet fads have a short life span.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I'm sure this is the last we've heard of this.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Dog butt.