0:13:02 > 0:13:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:13:04 > 0:13:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool
0:13:14 > 0:13:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #
0:13:36 > 0:13:38CACKLING
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Mwa-ha-ha-ha!- Argh!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Eric?!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Wa-aa-aa-aah-ha-ha!
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Buddy!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Oops.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Whoa-aa!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Ha-ha! Now to finish...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- BOTH:- Whoa!
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Trespassers, prepare to be destroyed.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Oh, it's you. Um, hi.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Mr Troublemeyer, what's with all this Maxum Man stuff?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Er, art project?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25RINGING
0:14:26 > 0:14:31Eric, I am detecting an intruder alert and it is not the mansion.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It is at the Fortress of Maxumtude.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36THEY GASP
0:14:36 > 0:14:39I've been searching for that secret lair for years.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Maybe that's where Maxum Man's been since he went missing!- What?- What?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- What?- What?- What?- What?- What?- What?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Stop saying what and let's go.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51I think I remember Pamplemoose showing us a news story
0:14:51 > 0:14:55- about the fortress at school. - First stop, the school.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Yes, but more importantly...
0:14:58 > 0:15:02- shotgun!- No way! Guests get shotgun.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Soon the Fortress of Maxumtude
0:15:04 > 0:15:07will be turned into the Fortress of Trashitude!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Hee-hee-hee-hee-ha-ha!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- I thought we said no hair pulling? - You were the one who hair pulled.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Ha-ha, oh, yeah.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Oh, that's right.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22The school is closed for the weekend, what a disappointment.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Tsk-tsk-tsk. Oh, well, better just turn around and head home, then.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- BOTH:- Aa-aa-aah!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Whoopsie, guess that wasn't the cruise control. Ha-ha.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39No harm in checking out the first clue while we're here,
0:15:39 > 0:15:40right, boys?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Welcome to the Lifestyles Of The Super And Fabulous.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47When your favourite hero is all supered out,
0:15:47 > 0:15:51it's time for a super-vacation. Right, Maxum Man?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53That's right, anonymous voice.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57But you won't find this superhero at just any vacation spot.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02I relax in the isolated splendour of my Fortress of Maxumtude.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06It sounds great, Maxum Man. Can I come?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Ha-ha-ha, of course not, Golly Gee Kid.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13The location of the Fortress of Maxumtude is super top-secret
0:16:13 > 0:16:16and if you found out, well, something might happen to you.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21You don't want anything to happen to you, now, do you, Golly Gee Kid?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- I sure don't. - I should think not. Toodles.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Well, that was no help.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29ALARM BLARES
0:16:29 > 0:16:31THEY GASP
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Eric, Trevor, and Trevor's father, for some weird reason,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37what are you doing here?
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Um, we're trying to find the Fortress of Maxumtude.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44Oh! Ze fortress? What is your interest in the fortress?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45What do you know?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Who have you talked to? Tell me everything, you little...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53He-he-he... Oops! My bad.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56After watching this news reel nine million times
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I've been able to discern only one clue.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Toodles.- This bumper sticker.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07I believe if we crack this code, we crack the secret
0:17:07 > 0:17:08of the fortress.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13That's great! Thanks for the clue, Professor.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Let's go.- Um, yeah, about that.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16CRASH!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18- BOTH:- Whoa!- Argh!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21That takes care of him.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25I mean, um...oh, my.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Who would leave such a dangerous thing lying around?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Mee-oo-oo-w!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Now we need to crack the bumper sticker code.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37And I know just the person who likes to crack stuff.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Hi-yah!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh, Vana.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Can you crack this code for me?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Of course I can. Kitty, do stuff.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's a set of coordinates. We can plot the location on a map.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Oh, right! Now we know where the Fortress of Maxumtude is!
0:17:56 > 0:17:57KITTY GASPS
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- Whoops!- Maxum Man's legendary oasis!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03KITTY, PACK OUR BAGS!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06You, um, can't come.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08- We're not coming with you.- Phew.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11We're going to beat you there!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13HE GASPS
0:18:19 > 0:18:23We're getting really close. Also, I don't know how to read a map.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Actually, we are pretty close. Nothing can stop us now.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29CRASH!
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Someone's trying to stop us.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- VANA:- Give it up, boys. Eat lipstick.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'll save you a spot by the fire
0:18:39 > 0:18:41after we beat you to the fortress, Needles.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Trevor, it's spitball time.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Isn't it always?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Look out!
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Waa-whoa-waa!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00CACKLING
0:19:02 > 0:19:05Pamplemoose, I thought I was done with you.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Sorry, Pampy,
0:19:08 > 0:19:13the only place you'll be going is the Fortress of Smashitude.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Hee-hee-ha-ha!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Feel the wrath of the Pamplemoosedan.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- And it gets great mileage. - He can't get there before us.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22I have to use the bathroom.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Don't worry, I'll just give him a little nudge
0:19:25 > 0:19:27to show him it's not nice to sneak up on people.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Aaargh!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35That won't hurt him, will it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Of course not.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38It won't even scratch his paint. Much.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- KITTY:- Look out! Wa-whoa-wa!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50THEY SCREAM
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Argh!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Hgn-yah. He-he-ha-ha!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Doh!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Argh!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Wa-aa-aa-aa!
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Hee-hee-ha-ha! Hee-hee-ha-ha!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13What?!
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Oh, look, we're here.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22These are the coordinates. Where's the fortress?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24There must be a secret entrance hidden somewhere.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- VANA:- And if anyone's going to find it it's going to be me.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Aah!- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Move it, Kitty.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33HE STRAINS
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Only my years of research will reveal the fortress's location.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44- Hah! I knew it. - Yeah, way to go, Dad.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh-ho-ho! Oh, looky there, Wedger.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49THEY GASP
0:20:55 > 0:20:57- Cool!- Wow!- Whoa!- Ja.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Eat dust, suckers!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01HE CACKLES
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Hello? Son, anybody?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Ow!
0:21:08 > 0:21:11I know you can't see this, but I'm shaking it anyway.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14That shack's got to be the secret entrance to the fortress.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Too bad you won't get to see it. Hah!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Uh-oh.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- Hey!- We all deserve to bask in its glory.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25But mostly me.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Gah! - GRUNTING
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Someone has to give in.
0:21:35 > 0:21:36ALARM BLARES
0:21:36 > 0:21:37THEY GASP
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
0:21:39 > 0:21:44Maxum Man, watch as I turn your precious Fortress of Maxumtude
0:21:44 > 0:21:48into the Fortress of Ashitude!
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, baby, I am so on a roll today.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57It's just a grungy old cabin!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59What?!
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Um, what was that, Eric?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- VANA:- I can't believe this rotten shack is the Fortress of Maxumtude.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Gah!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Who would want to break into this? And what set off the alarm?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17BEEPING
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Oh, man. I thought I was finally going to see Maxum Man.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27THEY GASP
0:22:27 > 0:22:29- I mean, today. ALL:- Ah!
0:22:29 > 0:22:33Well, I think after all that fighting and violence
0:22:33 > 0:22:37and competitiveness, the real lesson to be learnt here today is...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39SHOTGUN!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- You wish.- Oh, like you're beating us home.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Kitty.- Oh.- Run!
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Last one home is a schnitzelflugen.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52All that for nothing?
0:22:53 > 0:22:57You will pay for this, Maxum Man. You will pay.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01- Come on, Dad! Hurry up.- Coming, son.