0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing, stomping, looking super cool
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26- # Just like superheroes - Just like superheroes
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big Sidekick! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Maxum Mansion, home to the world's greatest superhero, Maxum Man!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43Look, it's Maxum Man's trusty sidekick, the Golly Gee Kid,
0:00:43 > 0:00:45giving his super a helping hand.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Making a super first impression is half the battle
0:00:56 > 0:00:58when facing a rampaging villain.
0:00:59 > 0:01:04- Give to me all your pens. - Take them, Arachni-thumb. Take them!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11I could have used a couple of fingers instead of just thumbs.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Thumbs up, villain!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Grand entrance accomplished!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ohhh...
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Sidekicks - they're the pot scrubbers of justice!
0:01:26 > 0:01:31So you see, class, perfection does not just happen, it takes work!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33SNORING
0:01:34 > 0:01:40Zat is it, Troublemeyer! You've had your sleep. Now you sleep for ever!
0:01:40 > 0:01:42SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ve continue zis tomorrow, ja?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Good pizza!- Nice one! - You guys are super gross.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Hey, I'll get that for you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Eric!- Agh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57HE SHRIEKS
0:02:00 > 0:02:01My turn!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05SCREAMING
0:02:05 > 0:02:07ALL: Food fight!
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Oh, mystery meat takes for ever to get out of my hair!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Painful. But tasty.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Moo!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Can't we have at least one lunch that doesn't end like this?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Wait! I've seen that before.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Hmm...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Not that. Nice abs, though.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53It was in the sidekick video. But that means the janitor is...
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- ALL:- The Golly Gee Kid!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- I knew it! You're the Golly Gee Kid. - What was Maxum Man really like?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Why is the greatest sidekick of all time a janitor?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04This isn't my locker.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06I'm just a janitor!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I have never been nor will I ever be
0:03:08 > 0:03:12nor will I ever have been will be the Golly Gee...
0:03:13 > 0:03:19'Hello, Golly Gee Kid here. I'm not able to save you right now.'
0:03:19 > 0:03:20HE SIGHS
0:03:20 > 0:03:23All right, I'm the Golly Gee Kid.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, duh! Even I got that.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31..so I told Maxum Man I wanted to be a superhero.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34I bet you have some pretty cool stories about saving the world.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, you bet I do!
0:03:36 > 0:03:41One time, Maxum Man stumbled into a mansion covered in alien eyeballs.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, he handed me his costume,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and I washed it 17 times!
0:03:47 > 0:03:51And the alien came back to get his eyeballs? The suit was destroyed?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54No. No. It was pretty clean after that.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Wow! Good story... Right, guys?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00SNORING
0:04:04 > 0:04:06COCK CROWS
0:04:06 > 0:04:07SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:04:07 > 0:04:10HE YAWNS
0:04:10 > 0:04:14And he told stories all night. Then his car wouldn't start.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17He asked me to give it a push all the way to school.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Man, that dude has the worst luck ever!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- Hey! Kinda like you! - And you know what?
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Your stories are pretty bad, too, just like the Golly Gee Kid.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- You're so alike.- Nuh-uh! Sure, you're cute just like him,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33and you're Maxum Man's sidekick like he was.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Oh, and you both act, move and think the same way. But that's it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Hey! I'm not a washed-up sidekick
0:04:37 > 0:04:39who fights mildew instead of supervillains.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'm not like him at all.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I accidentally wore your shoes home. They fit perfectly!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's like they're mine but yours!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53OK, maybe we ARE the same.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55The Golly Gee Kid was a sidekick just like me.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58But he had a dream, a dream to be something more,
0:04:58 > 0:05:02something better, the dream to be a superhero.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04And that's my dream, too.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Golly Gee Kid! Wait for me!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12# You and him are samesies, you and him are... #
0:05:14 > 0:05:17So, why are we at Superzyros?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Cos you're tired of being a janitor and ready to be a hero.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Sounds good, doesn't it? - I guess... But a new costume?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28And these are pretty flashy.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Look, step one to being a superhero is look like a superhero.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Just think of this as a new beginning. On Maxum Man's account.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Armand, ditch the cheap stuff.
0:05:40 > 0:05:46It's the perfect costume - mine! It's been on back order for years.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50So what's next on the super old man super make-over super show?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Phase two should start about..
0:05:52 > 0:05:54WATCH BLEEPS, GIRL SCREAMS
0:05:54 > 0:05:56..now.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Help. I am a helpless person in need of...
0:05:59 > 0:06:01help.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03This is awful. Did Eric write this?
0:06:03 > 0:06:04KITTY CLEARS HER THROAT
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I, too, am in need of help.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I yearn to be returned to my dearest Eric
0:06:09 > 0:06:15so I may bestow upon him the biggest hug of all hugs!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I may have rewritten mine a little.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Hey! That mother and daughter are in big trouble.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26I bet they sure could use a superhero to save them.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28They sure could!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Wow. That is really high up.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Trevor!
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Maybe you should head to the school and start working on phase three.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37You got it, bud!
0:06:37 > 0:06:38What's phase three?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh. Right.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Huh?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46All right, Golly Gee, be that hero!
0:06:46 > 0:06:48HE STRAINS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Or not.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Move closer!- What?
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Nothing. You're doing great.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Lower!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01VANA SIGHS
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Boy, I sure am in danger all the way up here...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09where it is dangerous.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Lower!
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Lower!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17VANA SIGHS
0:07:21 > 0:07:27Thank you. Thank you, Golly Gee Kid, for saving me.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28I still got it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32You're safe now.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Hi, kids. Brush your teeth. Hey, stay in Sidekick School.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Look how happy he is.- I know, but I don't want to see him hurt.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Maybe he wasn't ever cut out to be a superhero.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46But he has to be. He was Maxum Man's sidekick.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49There's got to be more for him than being a janitor. I'll prove it.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Trevor's set up phase three.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Golly Gee Kid, where you been?
0:07:55 > 0:07:57That's Trevor now.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00He's pretending to be a villain so Golly Gee Kid gets some confidence.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02GOLLY GEE KID: Stand back.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- This villain is mine! - I told you he'd make a great hero.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09You want fight? I like fight!
0:08:12 > 0:08:17OK, Trevor's made some interesting supervillain choices. I respect that.
0:08:17 > 0:08:23Trick or treat? Uh, I mean I'm going to do something evil!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26What do you guys think? I got it on sale.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Trevor? But if that giant, really mean guy isn't you, then who is he?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Golly Gee Kid, you mine!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Prepare to face the Golly Gee Kid!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Don't look behind me. - BOTH:- OK!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45That's Brute Brutal, Master XOX's evil sidekick,
0:08:45 > 0:08:47my arch enemy from the old days.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52- Uh, you sure you can handle this? - I'm as sure as I've ever been.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03No, that's sidekick stuff. Be the hero.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Oh.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Right.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18I can't let it end like this. Brain, get me Master XOX on the phone.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22XOX? Why are you calling for another bad guy?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Smashy-smashy time!
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Now feel fist of strongest supervillain in world!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Supervillain?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42I think you mean sidekick, don't you?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45M-M-M-Master XOX? Um...
0:09:45 > 0:09:48This not how it looks.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50It's a good thing I got an anonymous call
0:09:50 > 0:09:54telling me my sidekick overstepped his bounds.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59Brute sorry. Brute just want try make something of self.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03What's the sidekick's number one rule? Hm?
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Ohhh...
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Sidekick is just sidekick.
0:10:08 > 0:10:13That's right! And never forget it! Now get back to the lab.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15BRUTE SOBS
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I'll destroy you all later. Bye now.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Calling in XOX was a great idea, Eric.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26There's nothing meaner than a ticked-off super.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- I love you!- What?- What?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31I think you have great things in store for you,
0:10:31 > 0:10:33things that don't involve a mop and a bucket.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- You really think so?- No. Not really.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40What about you? You going to stick with the superheroing?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Absolutely! You've inspired me.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mm, but maybe I should do a quick clean-up first.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Guys, a little help?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53HE SIGHS