Insane in the Cranial

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# We are Splitsboro kids and we go to Sidekick School

0:00:05 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best while playing by the rules

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff and looking super cool

0:00:14 > 0:00:18# I'm a sidekick, sidekick - that's the life for me

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros with full-sized super dreams

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick, sidekick What an awesome gig!

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like superheroes Just like superzeros

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! Sidekick! #

0:00:35 > 0:00:38HE CACKLES

0:00:38 > 0:00:39You are mine!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42THEY GASP

0:00:42 > 0:00:45And that's how a sidekick uses a passing storm front

0:00:45 > 0:00:48to add drama to his, or her, grand entrance.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Furthermore, we must endeavour to continue...

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Check it out!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Look who got invited to join the Cranials.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Awesome, huh?

0:00:56 > 0:00:57The Cranials?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59You?

0:00:59 > 0:01:02You have no clue what the Cranials even are, do you?

0:01:02 > 0:01:03Yes.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04I do not.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07Eric, the Cranials are the most secret, exclusive club in school.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Just because you're invited, doesn't mean you're in.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12You have to pass their ancient tests first.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Tests?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15They're supposed to be really hard and humiliating.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17Even Pamplemoose didn't make it.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22All done, Master Cranial, sir.

0:01:22 > 0:01:23SCRUBBING

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Does it please you?

0:01:25 > 0:01:26BUZZER

0:01:26 > 0:01:28HE SHOUTS

0:01:29 > 0:01:31He's never gotten over it.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35HE SNIGGERS

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Stop looking at me!

0:01:37 > 0:01:38WHIRRING

0:01:38 > 0:01:40It's been said that if you do get in,

0:01:40 > 0:01:43you get tonnes of super-awesome privileges!

0:01:44 > 0:01:45WATER FLOWS

0:01:45 > 0:01:47SLURPING

0:01:47 > 0:01:49GLISSANDO

0:01:50 > 0:01:51WHIRRING

0:01:51 > 0:01:52GULPING

0:01:53 > 0:01:55CLICKING

0:01:55 > 0:01:57CACKLING Agh!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHILDREN SHOUT

0:01:59 > 0:02:01WHIRRING

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Wah!

0:02:02 > 0:02:03SPLAT

0:02:03 > 0:02:05CHEWING

0:02:06 > 0:02:08WHIRRING

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Whoa!

0:02:12 > 0:02:15The Cranials do live the good life.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18But, if the club's so secret, how do you all know about it?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Hey!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24There's nothing written on my invitation!

0:02:28 > 0:02:29OK.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33So I guess this secret map will lead us right to the Cranial clubhouse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34You ready? ALL: Ready!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41TUMBLING

0:02:41 > 0:02:42CHEWING

0:02:49 > 0:02:50OOZING

0:02:58 > 0:03:00SNORING

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Whoa! CRASHING

0:03:11 > 0:03:14THEY GROAN

0:03:14 > 0:03:15We made it!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19Wow, that map was unnecessarily complicated.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21CLANGING

0:03:21 > 0:03:22DOOR BANGS

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Who dares enter into the sacred sanctum of the Cranials?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29You sure this is the right place?

0:03:29 > 0:03:30CLICKING, GRAND MUSIC

0:03:32 > 0:03:35SCARY MUSIC

0:03:35 > 0:03:38M-m-mayyybe.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39Cranial initiants!

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Are you prepared to join this most ancient society?

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Please answer in chant form.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50THEY CHANT: Yaaaah-huuuh!

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Now...

0:03:51 > 0:03:53face your initiator!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57PING

0:03:57 > 0:03:59ALL: Allan Amazing?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02IN SPANISH ACCENT: Who else to head up the most exclusive club

0:04:02 > 0:04:03in the universe?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06I am the master Cranial

0:04:06 > 0:04:08and I have chosen you to compete

0:04:08 > 0:04:10for the only remaining spot in the club.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13The winner will be awarded the membership

0:04:13 > 0:04:16and the ancient Cranial ring!

0:04:16 > 0:04:18ALL: Oooh! Ahh!

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Oh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Hello, students.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Your algebra is almost done, Master Cranial and...

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Ooh!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32MUFFLED: Wait! No! Let me out!

0:04:33 > 0:04:36I want in! Oh, how I do want in!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Let the tests begin!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40THUDDING

0:04:40 > 0:04:41THEY SCREAM

0:04:42 > 0:04:44SPLASHING

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Sorry, guys. Nothing personal, but...

0:04:50 > 0:04:51that ring is mine!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59THEY SCREAM

0:05:03 > 0:05:04Really, Vana? THEY STRUGGLE

0:05:04 > 0:05:06Selling out your friends?

0:05:06 > 0:05:10If there can only be one winner, it's always going to be me.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11THEY STRUGGLE

0:05:11 > 0:05:14CHOMPING

0:05:14 > 0:05:16MUFFLED: So, got a deck of cards, or something?

0:05:16 > 0:05:17PPFFFT!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19TREVOR LAUGHS

0:05:21 > 0:05:22CROCODILE RETCHES, WHOOSHING

0:05:22 > 0:05:24CRASHING

0:05:24 > 0:05:25You want to play dirty?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28That's the only way I play.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Bring it on.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33And, by "it", I mean some moist towelettes.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34This is going to be so easy.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38STRETCHING

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Closest to the bull's-eye wins this event.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Three, two, one! Fire!

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Agh!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oof!

0:05:47 > 0:05:49I did it! I won the round!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51I... THEY SCREAM

0:05:51 > 0:05:52THEY GROAN

0:05:52 > 0:05:54CREAKING Uh-oh!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55CRASHING

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Next event!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59The one who stays on the robobull longest...

0:05:59 > 0:06:00wins!

0:06:03 > 0:06:04Ready? Go!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06WHIRRING

0:06:06 > 0:06:07WHOOSHING

0:06:07 > 0:06:09CRASHING AND GROANING

0:06:09 > 0:06:11It's down to the final and most ancient

0:06:11 > 0:06:14of all Cranial tests.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Prepare yourselves.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19SQUEAKING

0:06:19 > 0:06:20CLANGING

0:06:22 > 0:06:23HE GASPS

0:06:23 > 0:06:26I'm prepared for everything, Master Cranial, sir.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27Cheese?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28Oh, yes. Thank you.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31CHOMPING Mm.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Mm. I've been watching you, Eric. HE CHUCKLES

0:06:33 > 0:06:35You know, you deserve this membership.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37HE GASPS

0:06:37 > 0:06:39CHEWING Mm.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42During the final test, I'll give you a signal.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Use this and you will win.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48THEY CACKLE

0:06:52 > 0:06:54MOUSE CACKLES

0:06:54 > 0:06:55STOMACH RUMBLES

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Eugh! Right.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'm lactose intolerant. STOMACH GURGLES

0:06:59 > 0:07:01MOUSE SCREAMS

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Ew.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08With the scores all tied at...

0:07:08 > 0:07:09er...0,

0:07:09 > 0:07:13the winner of this final event becomes the newest Cranial.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15And to honour the Cranial traditions,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18you will play our most cherished game -

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Red Rover!

0:07:20 > 0:07:21FANFARE

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Obot?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24WHIRRING

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Last chance, Needles!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Quit, or I take you down!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I wouldn't be so sure of that, Vana.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37I didn't miss hours of studying to lose to you!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Please don't be mad.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40ALARM SOUNDS, TREVOR GASPS

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Erm...

0:07:41 > 0:07:43RUN!

0:07:43 > 0:07:44THEY SCREAM

0:07:44 > 0:07:46WHIRRING

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Time to make this really amazing.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51This is the signal!

0:07:51 > 0:07:54SCREECHING That's the signal!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Prepare to eat my dust er...

0:07:56 > 0:07:58my good friends!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00TREVOR CLEARS HIS THROAT Huh?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02VANA CLEARS HER THROAT Huh?

0:08:02 > 0:08:04We all have one.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06But how?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07THEY GROWL

0:08:07 > 0:08:09WHIRRING

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Agh!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

0:08:12 > 0:08:14HE SHRIEKS

0:08:14 > 0:08:16SHE SCREAMS

0:08:16 > 0:08:18OOZING

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Wah!

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Oof! Eugh!

0:08:20 > 0:08:22HE CACKLES

0:08:22 > 0:08:24THEY SHOUT

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Ah, man. I always knew I would end up as a human pinata.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Ow! HE SHOUTS

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Dibs on the candy that falls out of me when I break open.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34HE GRUNTS

0:08:34 > 0:08:36THEY MOAN Oh!

0:08:36 > 0:08:39HE CACKLES

0:08:39 > 0:08:42That was amazing!

0:08:42 > 0:08:43So... THEY GROAN

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Did I win, or what?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46HE CACKLES

0:08:46 > 0:08:47No, you fool!

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I made it up to humiliate you. All of it!

0:08:50 > 0:08:51THEY GROWL

0:08:51 > 0:08:53I'm not a Master Cranial.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55I'm not even a regular Cranial.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57In fact, Cranials don't even exist!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59What about that stuff at school?

0:08:59 > 0:09:00The limo? The water fountain?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03The Pamplemoose doing homework?

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Well, it was expensive and time-consuming to fake,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08but worth it. I set it all up!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Except for Pamplemoose, he just really wants into that club.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14WHIRRING You mean this was all a lie?

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Yes. And did you do my laundry?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18How dare you betray me!

0:09:18 > 0:09:19And, yes, of course.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Ha! A secret club!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25That's just crazy ta... WHIRRING

0:09:28 > 0:09:30THEY SCREAM

0:09:30 > 0:09:32HE GASPS

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You are charged with impersonating a member

0:09:37 > 0:09:42of the secret and ancient e-vile society of the Cranials!

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Fellow members, what say you?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Hmm... Oh! Huh?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49It's a rhetorical question!

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh, forget it! Just get him.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53HE GASPS

0:09:53 > 0:09:54No!

0:09:54 > 0:09:55HE CRIES

0:09:55 > 0:09:58THEY SHOUT I run!

0:09:58 > 0:10:01So the legendary Cranials are really a bunch of evil super villains?

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Awesome!

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yes. And we have no room for...

0:10:07 > 0:10:09..good guys. HE CACKLES

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Toodles.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14WHIRRING

0:10:14 > 0:10:17Sorry I betrayed all of you just get into some club.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Yeah, we really let that get out of hand.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Whatever! Don't think I won't do it again.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Hey, where's Trevor?

0:10:28 > 0:10:29GLISSANDO

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Welcome to the club.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33SLURPING

0:10:33 > 0:10:34HE CRIES

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Let me in!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39THEY SNIGGER

0:10:39 > 0:10:40HE SHOUTS

0:10:40 > 0:10:42THEY CACKLE