0:00:02 > 0:00:04# We are Splitsboro kids And we go to Sidekick School
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Learning to be second best While playing by the rules
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Maxum Man is missing Now we rule the school
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# Flying, smashing, bashing stuff And looking super cool!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# I'm a Sidekick! Sidekick! That's the life for me
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Half-sized super zeros With full-sized super dreams!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Sidekick! Sidekick! What an awesome gig
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Just like super heroes Just like super zeros
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# But only half as big! SIDEKICK! #
0:00:33 > 0:00:36And so I, Maxum Man,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39declare the Splitsboro roller rink of destruction
0:00:39 > 0:00:40open!
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Wa-a-ah ha!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44CROWD CHEERS
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Isn't it exciting?- Pff.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Roller skating went out with robo leg warmers and neon utility belts.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Hee-hee-hee... Huh?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56EXPLOSIONS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Ha-ha-ha! Those sure are some good explosions,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02which I am seeing with my eyes that are totally real.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, man.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08What?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Um... Got to go.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Hmm. Come on, Kitty.- Whoa!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The solid holograminator is acting all wonky again.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I don't want it glitching, or everyone will find out
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- that Maxum Man is actually missing. - GASPING
0:01:28 > 0:01:29A-ha!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I knew there was something fishy going on with you and Maxum Man!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Now, Vana, let me explain.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37All we're doing is
0:01:37 > 0:01:40covering up that um...
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Maxum Man is, uh, missing.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45What Trevor is saying is that
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Maxum Man isn't really here, because he um...
0:01:48 > 0:01:49double-booked himself.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52MUFFLED SPEECH Yes.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Maxum Man is busy right now, getting his super...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57back...waxed.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Co-o-ol!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00You expect me to believe THAT?
0:02:00 > 0:02:02- Yes, please.- Really?
0:02:02 > 0:02:04I was hoping.
0:02:08 > 0:02:09A-a-agh!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14You're right. I'm so sorry.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I was wrong to jump to conclusions.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Phew.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Hey, these things happen.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Come on, Trevor, let's head home.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26We should totally go get our backs waxed.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I hear even Maxum Man does it.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Heh-heh-heh... Whoa!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Wow! It's so great that you finally trust Eric.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I don't trust Eric! In fact, I'm positive that nerd is lying.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41And once I expose him and his lies,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43who do you think his replacement will be, huh?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45That's right. Me!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48I'm going to be Maxum Man's next sidekick.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53ARGH-HA-HA-HA!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Eugh, I'm glad that's over.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Vana was THIS close to figuring out that Maxum Man really IS missing.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I know, right.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Now - are we getting our backs waxed, or what?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06I totally need it.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09- Baa!- Baa!- Baa!
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Uh... DING DONG!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Vana! Uh... Uh... What are you doing here?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Kitty and I brought over some movies for the party we talked about.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Did you forget?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- KITTY MUMBLES - I didn't!
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32All we need now are some snacks.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Behold, the cheeso cannon!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do me! Do me! A-a-ah!
0:03:40 > 0:03:41SPLAT!
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Awe-some!
0:03:44 > 0:03:47That's...nice.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51But I was thinking of something a bit more exotic...
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Um, all this stuff is over on the EVIL side of town.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00But I could go for some unicorn horn sprinkles.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03You ain't been born till you've eaten some horn.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Heh-heh.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Um... Don't touch anything, OK? DOOR SLAMS
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And with us out of the way, don't search the mansion.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16To find anything I may or may not be hiding.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Door open. Door closed.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21You're so pretty.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Finally!- I'll help you search, but only to prove that my sweet Eric
0:04:24 > 0:04:27has not now, nor has he ever, kept a secret from me.
0:04:27 > 0:04:28And because I'm telling you to.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Also, because you're telling me to.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32BLEEPING
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Did you find anything behind the couch?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Just some of Eric's dirty undies.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'm going to check under the rug.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43That's no rug - it's just more dirty undies all stuck together.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44WA-A-AH!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- Get it off! Get it off! - GRUMBLING
0:04:46 > 0:04:48A-A-AH AH!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49GROWLING
0:04:51 > 0:04:53WHIMPERING
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oof! O-o-o-oh...
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Whoa!
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Eric! Have you been stealing my wires
0:04:59 > 0:05:01to pick your teeth again?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Oh. Uh...hello.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Do you know where the boys are?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08They're off getting snacks.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Oh.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13KITTY WHISTLES
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Hee-hee-hee-hee.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17KITTY COUGHS, CONTINUES WHISTLING
0:05:17 > 0:05:20So uh...Eric's dirty underwear.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21What is that being about?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I know. It's disgusting, right?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Exactly. Oh, it is so nice to...
0:05:27 > 0:05:29YAH!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32SLOWED DOWN: # Daisy, Daisy... #
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Vana, what did you DO?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Electromagnet. Can't have him watching us.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Can we search Eric's room now? Heh-heh.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- That's gross central. - Tell me about it. Heh-heh.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46So, no.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- Oh. - WATCH BEEPS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh - hi, Eric.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Finding everything on the list?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Hey, Vana.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Just wanted to know if you've REALLY got your heart set
0:05:55 > 0:05:57on having unicorn horn sprinkles for your ice cream?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I'll destroy you!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Oof! Ah! A-a-rgh!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Yes! Heh-heh.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06See you hours and hours from now.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Is Eric OK?- He's fine.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Argh!- Argh!- Argh!- Argh!
0:06:12 > 0:06:14You see that door?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17That's the door to Eric's room, Vana!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Eric's room!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Do you understand? Can we go in?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23PLE-E-E-EASE!
0:06:23 > 0:06:25For the last time, Kitty,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27NO! We're looking for Maxum Man
0:06:27 > 0:06:29and Maxum Man would not be in Eric's roo...!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Kitty?- We-e-e-ee!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You're such a cutie, Eric.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42SHE BLOWS A KISS
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Ha-ha! Wee!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Wa-ha-ha!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46SHE SNIFFS LOUDLY
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Ah-ha-ha-ha!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51LIFT PINGS, VANA GASPS
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Look at this!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55The inner sanctum.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Yeah-heh-hey!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's Eric's filthy sidekick costume!
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ah.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07And Maxum Man's unfilthy and, apparently, never worn costume!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09O-o-ooh.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11A-a-ah.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13O-o-oh.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- What? Oh, you're going to judge ME now?- Fair enough.
0:07:17 > 0:07:18You know, all these little clues
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- still don't mean that Maxum Man is missing.- You're right.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22We need something big.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23WATCH BEEPS
0:07:23 > 0:07:27Yes, Eric? How can I help you?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Hee-hee-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:07:30 > 0:07:33You got to get back to the mansion and give Vana her snacks,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36or she totally finds out Maxum Man is totally missing.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Not without getting extra crud for her crud burger.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Dude, Vana does NOT want extra crud.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- Call and ask her.- Duh!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I did it, like, 30 seconds ago.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49She's been listening the whole time.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51So Vana's listening to this?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Turn it off! Turn it off! GRR!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56I knew it! Come on, Kitty!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Kitty?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- KITTY SNIFFS - Oh, smell that Eric!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Whoa!- Kitty!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Oh, gro... Ew...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08A-A-ARGH!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- THUD! - O-o-ow.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17This must be Maxum Man's fabled inner inner outer inner sanctum!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- SHE GASPS - His most private sacred place
0:08:19 > 0:08:21in the whole world.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Let's break in!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33ELECTRIC WHIRRING
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Yah!- Yee-yah!- Yah!- Yee-yah!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43BUZZ!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46BUZZ!
0:08:51 > 0:08:52MACHINE COUGHS
0:08:52 > 0:08:54BANG!
0:08:56 > 0:09:00This is it. The chance to prove that Eric has been lying all along,
0:09:00 > 0:09:03like the lying liar that he is.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05STOP!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Mmm. Unicorny.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13It was Vana's idea to break into Maxum Man's secret inner sanctum.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15He has an inner sanctum?
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- I thought it was an outie? - That's right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And when I open that door, it's all over!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22No-o-o!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Yah!
0:09:23 > 0:09:24SNORING
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Wait. No...
0:09:26 > 0:09:28It can't be. Is that...?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Maxum Man?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- SNORING CONTINUES - Hm. A-hm. Oh.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35SHE GASPS
0:09:35 > 0:09:37All right, Missy,
0:09:37 > 0:09:41you've got three seconds to tell me why you interrupted my Maxum nap,
0:09:41 > 0:09:43or there's going to be trouble!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Maxum trouble! One...
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Maxum Man! I thought that Eric was, um, lying,
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- so...- Two...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I didn't mean to interrupt or anything, and I...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Three!- Nice seeing you. Bye!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- A-a-agh!- Who-o-oa!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Maxum Man, is that really you?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04- Eeugh.- Brain?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06But how...? Why...?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08This doesn't make any sense.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Of course it is me.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Who did you expect? Maxum Man?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And thank you very much
0:10:13 > 0:10:16for leaving me here with the nosy girls and all their snoopings.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- I am sick and... - ZAP!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- SLOWED DOWN:- # Daisy... #
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Unicorn horn?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26HE SLURPS LOUDLY Sure.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28THEY BOTH SLURP LOUDLY